The best feng shui master
Chapter 105 Embarrassing Misunderstanding
Chapter 105 Embarrassing Misunderstanding
The little goblin laughed so hard that she leaned back and trembled, not to mention how happy she was, "Chen Banxian, didn't you count your fingers before going in, haha."
Hearing her silver bell-like laughter, Chen Yi was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. Who the hell is free, just take a shower and count it. After that, don’t do anything else. Eat and count whether you will be choked, go to the toilet Counting whether it will fall into the pit...
Han Wenxue dawdled on purpose for a long time, and then slowly walked over with Chen Yi's clothes. The medicined feet hurt even more, but it was rare to see Chen Banxian stumble, so he didn't care.
The "daughter is rich" approach doesn't work in the United States, and her subordinates are quite independent, so the pain can still be borne.
Chen Yi was furious, and finally heard footsteps outside the bathroom door. He opened half of the door, only his head was exposed, and grabbed the clothes Han Wenxue was holding.
Haste makes waste, the faster the more accidents happen!
Just as Chen Yi took the clothes in a hurry, the boxer underpants played a naughty joke on him, and was thrown aside, about to fall to the ground.
Chen Yi quickly reached out to grab it, and Han Wenxue also reached out at this time.
The floor of the bathroom will become extremely slippery when it gets wet, Chen Yi will be very careful every time to avoid slipping.After being careful for so long, a tragedy finally happened at this most embarrassing moment.
Ahhh..."
The high-decibel soprano sounded suddenly, shaking the glass to buzz.
Chen Yi cried, what is this called, the fame of the first life is completely over!
……
"Fall asleep, fall asleep..."
Unable to linger in the bathroom, Chen Yi was like an ostrich with his head buried in the sand, deceiving himself and others as he recited these three words silently, hoping that God would open his eyes and let Han Wenxue fall asleep quickly, otherwise where would he put his old face?
The ostrich buried its head in the sand, thinking that the enemy would disappear if it could not be seen. Chen Yi begged his grandpa to tell his grandma, and sincerely hoped that Han Wenxue would just pretend nothing happened and go to sleep honestly.
Imagination is always full, but reality is skinny. When Chen Dashenzhu came out of the bathroom like a thief, Han Wenxue was sitting on the edge of the bed and looking at him coldly.
"I haven't slept yet. It's getting late. Staying up late is not good for your health, and it's easy to make your skin worse."
What Chen Yi said was very careful, but it felt like a weasel giving a New Year greeting to a chicken—with no good intentions.
Han Wenxue said, "I don't dare to sleep without the anti-wolf electric baton by my side!"
Chen Yi scratched his head in embarrassment, and said embarrassingly, "Misunderstanding, it was a complete misunderstanding just now."
When Han Wenxue saw Chen Yi's cowardly appearance, he felt amused.She also knew that what happened just now was purely accidental, and Chen Yi didn't do it on purpose. If he was really that kind of person, the anti-wolf electric baton would have come in handy long ago, and there was no need to wait until now.
It's just that she suffered losses one after another, which made her very upset, and she had to make some money back.
"come over!"
"Ah, what are you doing?"
Chen Yi became very vigilant. The "Crazy Tiger Punch" made him suffer so much, and seeing her so abnormal, he felt that there must be something wrong with this woman. This woman is not easy to talk to.
"My foot is broken again!"
Han Wenxue said angrily.
"Oh, oh, I'll give you medicine right now!"
Chen Yigao's hanging heart finally fell to the ground. This woman is not crazy.At the very least, the current situation did not reveal any sign of her going berserk and turning into a tigress.
Unwrapping the gauze that was bandaged just now, he found that after such a commotion, there was indeed a small amount of blood oozing from the soles of her frayed feet.
Looking at Chen Yi's trembling look, Han Wenxue felt a warm feeling in his heart.The unhappiness just now disappeared without a trace, and Chen Yi can be regarded as the best among good men in a down-to-earth manner.
Not to mention earning money through career, in the past few days, she has fully seen Chen Yi's ability to "raise money", which is easier and less labor-intensive than those from corrupt officials, earning 4000 to [-] million while playing.
In terms of his attitude towards women, Chen Yi was also impeccable.
I still remember how I slapped him hard at that time. With his skill, I could obviously slap myself away, but the slap was in vain, and I didn't move even a finger from the beginning to the end.
These days when we are together, he will always let him occasionally make trouble for no reason, and he has never blushed once, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he loves him a lot.
You are so nice, how can I be willing to leave?
"Don't sleep on the floor, the floor is wet, it's not good for your health."
Han Wenxue didn't dare to look at Chen Yi, and said shyly.
Chen Yi was taken aback when he heard this, but immediately said righteously: "No need, I'm in good health, I'm fine."
What he said was very upright and gentlemanly, but in his heart he felt remorseful. He pretended to be a wolf with a big tail, and pretended to be Liu Xiahui, who was calm in his arms. He missed a good opportunity.
There is no one who sells regret medicine in the world. Now that you have said it, you can’t regret it so quickly and crawl to put it on with an old face, right?Chen Yi turned around with a sad face and was about to hit the floor.
Just as he turned around and hadn't stepped out, Han Wenxue suddenly grabbed his arm.
"Let's just sleep on the bed. You can't waste your health like this, or you will definitely get sick when you get old..." Her voice was like a mosquito, her eyes were fixed on the ground and she didn't dare to look at Chen Yi, her head almost dropped into her collar.
"That's not good?"
Chen Yi was overjoyed, but he was asking shamelessly.
"What's wrong, my old lady can still eat you in bed?"
Han Wenxue was completely confused. Is this guy a man? I asked him to sleep on the bed several times, but he refused again and again. He really regarded himself as a man-eating tiger.
Many times men are cheap, if they don't eat soft, they must come hard.
After turning off the lights, Chen Yi lay on the bed, his muscles tensed and his breathing became rough.
This man has lived for more than 20 years, and what is shameful is that he is a virgin. It was the first time he slept on the bed with a woman. He was so nervous that it was past three o'clock in the morning, and he still didn't feel sleepy at all.
Compared to Chen Yi's lackluster future, Han Wenxue was much better. She rested her head on Chen Yi's shoulder, her hair spread out, exuding a faint fragrance, and fell asleep peacefully.
Holding beauty in his arms is a dream for every man. There are three major events in life, a successful career, the well-being of his parents, and a beauty by his side. Apart from the fact that his father and mother who threw him away don’t know where, Chen Yi It can be regarded as a complete life.
Ever since Master Zhao Liu and his nephew were cleaned up, Chen Yi could be regarded as a man of wind and rain in Fengshui Street. They started to greet each other enthusiastically, not to mention completely resolving the issue of the orphanage, and cheated Little Japan of more than 3000 million.
No matter which one Han Wenxue and Luo Yan are in the whole Quancheng, they are counted among the great beauties. One is a returnee overseas Chinese, the winner of the National Design Gold Award. The captain of the team, corrected the civil servants who have eaten the country for eight times.
If these two people get one, it can be said that there is green smoke on the ancestral grave. Chen Yi, a little virgin, has captured their hearts at the same time. Although how to deal with the relationship between the three may be troublesome in the future, it is undeniable that, There are two enviable flowers stuck in the cow dung.
The next day, when Chen Yi opened his eyes, he felt itchy on his face. Then he saw Han Wenxue lying beside him, with her beautiful hair spreading on the pillow like a fan, and he was resting on her hair.
As soon as Chen Yi opened his eyes, he saw Han Wenxue's eyelashes trembling slightly, and opened them too. The two looked at each other. It seemed that Han Wenxue should have woken up early.
"You're awake, why don't you sleep a little longer?"
"You're crushing my hair."
"Oh, oh, sorry, I don't know."
Chen Yi quickly got up and stood beside the bed.
Han Wenxue didn't take off her clothes yesterday, so she naturally felt less embarrassed when she woke up.
Taking advantage of her washing time, Chen Yi went out to a store not far away, bought a pair of flat canvas shoes, and bought some breakfast.
On the way, he received a call from Zhao Liping, saying that the Japanese embassy had just left yesterday and asked for the release of the Japanese citizen, and asked Chen Yi how to deal with it.
Chen Yi had expected this situation a long time ago, and he wasn't too surprised. These devils who left China in despair decades ago are still showing off their might today, but what can be done about it?Who made Huaxia suffer so much, and had to rely on others for industrial development.
Chen Yi let her figure it out by herself, just deal with it according to the routine, don't worry about herself, and asked about the situation of the orphanage's new house, and then hung up the phone.
Han Wenxue tried on the shoes, and they were not too big or too small to fit her feet. Although the canvas shoes didn't match well with her black silk skirt business attire, it was better not to wear high heels if her feet were injured.
After the two of them had breakfast, Chen Yi accompanied her to fetch the car and sent her home. Fearing that the old man would lose his temper, he left without going upstairs.
Although Mitsui Guishou suffered a small loss this time, Chen Yi didn't think he would let it go, and would definitely make a comeback.
It's just that he should be heavily protected now. Although Chen Yi doesn't care about any diplomatic disputes, he can't kill him blatantly.
However, in the near future, I guess he will be more honest. After all, no matter how arrogant the Japanese are, this is also China's land, and they are not allowed to act arbitrarily.
Mitsui Guishou couldn't be moved, but Bai Zongliang and Chen Yi didn't want to let it go.
Meals have to be eaten in bites, and people have to clean up one by one!
(End of this chapter)
The little goblin laughed so hard that she leaned back and trembled, not to mention how happy she was, "Chen Banxian, didn't you count your fingers before going in, haha."
Hearing her silver bell-like laughter, Chen Yi was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. Who the hell is free, just take a shower and count it. After that, don’t do anything else. Eat and count whether you will be choked, go to the toilet Counting whether it will fall into the pit...
Han Wenxue dawdled on purpose for a long time, and then slowly walked over with Chen Yi's clothes. The medicined feet hurt even more, but it was rare to see Chen Banxian stumble, so he didn't care.
The "daughter is rich" approach doesn't work in the United States, and her subordinates are quite independent, so the pain can still be borne.
Chen Yi was furious, and finally heard footsteps outside the bathroom door. He opened half of the door, only his head was exposed, and grabbed the clothes Han Wenxue was holding.
Haste makes waste, the faster the more accidents happen!
Just as Chen Yi took the clothes in a hurry, the boxer underpants played a naughty joke on him, and was thrown aside, about to fall to the ground.
Chen Yi quickly reached out to grab it, and Han Wenxue also reached out at this time.
The floor of the bathroom will become extremely slippery when it gets wet, Chen Yi will be very careful every time to avoid slipping.After being careful for so long, a tragedy finally happened at this most embarrassing moment.
Ahhh..."
The high-decibel soprano sounded suddenly, shaking the glass to buzz.
Chen Yi cried, what is this called, the fame of the first life is completely over!
……
"Fall asleep, fall asleep..."
Unable to linger in the bathroom, Chen Yi was like an ostrich with his head buried in the sand, deceiving himself and others as he recited these three words silently, hoping that God would open his eyes and let Han Wenxue fall asleep quickly, otherwise where would he put his old face?
The ostrich buried its head in the sand, thinking that the enemy would disappear if it could not be seen. Chen Yi begged his grandpa to tell his grandma, and sincerely hoped that Han Wenxue would just pretend nothing happened and go to sleep honestly.
Imagination is always full, but reality is skinny. When Chen Dashenzhu came out of the bathroom like a thief, Han Wenxue was sitting on the edge of the bed and looking at him coldly.
"I haven't slept yet. It's getting late. Staying up late is not good for your health, and it's easy to make your skin worse."
What Chen Yi said was very careful, but it felt like a weasel giving a New Year greeting to a chicken—with no good intentions.
Han Wenxue said, "I don't dare to sleep without the anti-wolf electric baton by my side!"
Chen Yi scratched his head in embarrassment, and said embarrassingly, "Misunderstanding, it was a complete misunderstanding just now."
When Han Wenxue saw Chen Yi's cowardly appearance, he felt amused.She also knew that what happened just now was purely accidental, and Chen Yi didn't do it on purpose. If he was really that kind of person, the anti-wolf electric baton would have come in handy long ago, and there was no need to wait until now.
It's just that she suffered losses one after another, which made her very upset, and she had to make some money back.
"come over!"
"Ah, what are you doing?"
Chen Yi became very vigilant. The "Crazy Tiger Punch" made him suffer so much, and seeing her so abnormal, he felt that there must be something wrong with this woman. This woman is not easy to talk to.
"My foot is broken again!"
Han Wenxue said angrily.
"Oh, oh, I'll give you medicine right now!"
Chen Yigao's hanging heart finally fell to the ground. This woman is not crazy.At the very least, the current situation did not reveal any sign of her going berserk and turning into a tigress.
Unwrapping the gauze that was bandaged just now, he found that after such a commotion, there was indeed a small amount of blood oozing from the soles of her frayed feet.
Looking at Chen Yi's trembling look, Han Wenxue felt a warm feeling in his heart.The unhappiness just now disappeared without a trace, and Chen Yi can be regarded as the best among good men in a down-to-earth manner.
Not to mention earning money through career, in the past few days, she has fully seen Chen Yi's ability to "raise money", which is easier and less labor-intensive than those from corrupt officials, earning 4000 to [-] million while playing.
In terms of his attitude towards women, Chen Yi was also impeccable.
I still remember how I slapped him hard at that time. With his skill, I could obviously slap myself away, but the slap was in vain, and I didn't move even a finger from the beginning to the end.
These days when we are together, he will always let him occasionally make trouble for no reason, and he has never blushed once, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he loves him a lot.
You are so nice, how can I be willing to leave?
"Don't sleep on the floor, the floor is wet, it's not good for your health."
Han Wenxue didn't dare to look at Chen Yi, and said shyly.
Chen Yi was taken aback when he heard this, but immediately said righteously: "No need, I'm in good health, I'm fine."
What he said was very upright and gentlemanly, but in his heart he felt remorseful. He pretended to be a wolf with a big tail, and pretended to be Liu Xiahui, who was calm in his arms. He missed a good opportunity.
There is no one who sells regret medicine in the world. Now that you have said it, you can’t regret it so quickly and crawl to put it on with an old face, right?Chen Yi turned around with a sad face and was about to hit the floor.
Just as he turned around and hadn't stepped out, Han Wenxue suddenly grabbed his arm.
"Let's just sleep on the bed. You can't waste your health like this, or you will definitely get sick when you get old..." Her voice was like a mosquito, her eyes were fixed on the ground and she didn't dare to look at Chen Yi, her head almost dropped into her collar.
"That's not good?"
Chen Yi was overjoyed, but he was asking shamelessly.
"What's wrong, my old lady can still eat you in bed?"
Han Wenxue was completely confused. Is this guy a man? I asked him to sleep on the bed several times, but he refused again and again. He really regarded himself as a man-eating tiger.
Many times men are cheap, if they don't eat soft, they must come hard.
After turning off the lights, Chen Yi lay on the bed, his muscles tensed and his breathing became rough.
This man has lived for more than 20 years, and what is shameful is that he is a virgin. It was the first time he slept on the bed with a woman. He was so nervous that it was past three o'clock in the morning, and he still didn't feel sleepy at all.
Compared to Chen Yi's lackluster future, Han Wenxue was much better. She rested her head on Chen Yi's shoulder, her hair spread out, exuding a faint fragrance, and fell asleep peacefully.
Holding beauty in his arms is a dream for every man. There are three major events in life, a successful career, the well-being of his parents, and a beauty by his side. Apart from the fact that his father and mother who threw him away don’t know where, Chen Yi It can be regarded as a complete life.
Ever since Master Zhao Liu and his nephew were cleaned up, Chen Yi could be regarded as a man of wind and rain in Fengshui Street. They started to greet each other enthusiastically, not to mention completely resolving the issue of the orphanage, and cheated Little Japan of more than 3000 million.
No matter which one Han Wenxue and Luo Yan are in the whole Quancheng, they are counted among the great beauties. One is a returnee overseas Chinese, the winner of the National Design Gold Award. The captain of the team, corrected the civil servants who have eaten the country for eight times.
If these two people get one, it can be said that there is green smoke on the ancestral grave. Chen Yi, a little virgin, has captured their hearts at the same time. Although how to deal with the relationship between the three may be troublesome in the future, it is undeniable that, There are two enviable flowers stuck in the cow dung.
The next day, when Chen Yi opened his eyes, he felt itchy on his face. Then he saw Han Wenxue lying beside him, with her beautiful hair spreading on the pillow like a fan, and he was resting on her hair.
As soon as Chen Yi opened his eyes, he saw Han Wenxue's eyelashes trembling slightly, and opened them too. The two looked at each other. It seemed that Han Wenxue should have woken up early.
"You're awake, why don't you sleep a little longer?"
"You're crushing my hair."
"Oh, oh, sorry, I don't know."
Chen Yi quickly got up and stood beside the bed.
Han Wenxue didn't take off her clothes yesterday, so she naturally felt less embarrassed when she woke up.
Taking advantage of her washing time, Chen Yi went out to a store not far away, bought a pair of flat canvas shoes, and bought some breakfast.
On the way, he received a call from Zhao Liping, saying that the Japanese embassy had just left yesterday and asked for the release of the Japanese citizen, and asked Chen Yi how to deal with it.
Chen Yi had expected this situation a long time ago, and he wasn't too surprised. These devils who left China in despair decades ago are still showing off their might today, but what can be done about it?Who made Huaxia suffer so much, and had to rely on others for industrial development.
Chen Yi let her figure it out by herself, just deal with it according to the routine, don't worry about herself, and asked about the situation of the orphanage's new house, and then hung up the phone.
Han Wenxue tried on the shoes, and they were not too big or too small to fit her feet. Although the canvas shoes didn't match well with her black silk skirt business attire, it was better not to wear high heels if her feet were injured.
After the two of them had breakfast, Chen Yi accompanied her to fetch the car and sent her home. Fearing that the old man would lose his temper, he left without going upstairs.
Although Mitsui Guishou suffered a small loss this time, Chen Yi didn't think he would let it go, and would definitely make a comeback.
It's just that he should be heavily protected now. Although Chen Yi doesn't care about any diplomatic disputes, he can't kill him blatantly.
However, in the near future, I guess he will be more honest. After all, no matter how arrogant the Japanese are, this is also China's land, and they are not allowed to act arbitrarily.
Mitsui Guishou couldn't be moved, but Bai Zongliang and Chen Yi didn't want to let it go.
Meals have to be eaten in bites, and people have to clean up one by one!
(End of this chapter)
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