The best feng shui master

Chapter 1101 Transvestite

"No, no, I don't have such things. I'm just curious, so I said more." Chen Yi quickly waved his hand, he still understands the reason for not revealing his wealth, and this guy is not a good person at first sight.

Daoist Qingxuzi stared at Chen Yi for a long while, "No, you must be hiding something from me!"

Chen Yi said angrily, "I've been hiding a lot of things from you. Do I have to tell you the password of the bank card and the secret method of practicing? Oh, by the way, do you know what a bank card is?"

Qing Xuzi scratched his scalp and asked, "What is that? I saw many people holding a small card, inserting it into a small machine, and they can withdraw money by pressing a few buttons. That is What's going on? How does that machine know how much money is in that card?"

Chen Yi: "..."

Qingxuzi still looked at him with a questioning face.

Chen Yi was speechless, "Okay, when you come with me tomorrow, I'll get you a bank card and let you pick it up in person, and you'll know."

"Oh," Qing Xuzi smiled.

Chen Yi quickly changed the subject, and asked again, "You really didn't do the landslide accident here?"

"Of course, Pindao never tells lies!" Qing Xuzi said.

Chen Yi nodded and left without asking any more questions.

Their speed can exceed the speed of sound, and it is extremely simple to avoid the policemen outside the door, and there is no need to worry about them being frightened.

Chen Yi doesn't care, the main thing is that this big bald head, no eyebrows, covered in dirt, looks like someone who crawled out of the ground, if Zhang Fei and others see it, they will definitely scare out the souls of the dead!
"Although I didn't see who it was, I can roughly guess that he still left some breath behind," Qingxuzi said suddenly just when Chen Yi was about to leave.

Chen Yi stopped in his tracks and asked quickly, "Who is it? Did you come here because of this ghost crying mud? Why didn't you get this thing and left halfway?"

Qing Xuzi thought for a while and said, "It should be one of the three brothers of the Ying family. They must have come here for the ghost crying mud. Their noses are extremely sharp, and they can be found in the wilderness where no hair grows. The animals in the ground satisfy their hunger. As for why they left halfway, I don’t know.”

Chen Yi grinned, wondering if it was still a human being, maybe a dog's nose is not so good, right?He still wanted to ask these people what was going on, but Qingxuzi ran out like a gust of wind holding the plastic bucket.

"Nimma, why are you so happy?" Chen Yi rolled his eyes and walked out.

Outside the tunnel, Zhang Fei and the others were impatient. They could faintly hear voices speaking inside, but Chen Yi ordered them not to enter, so they could only be anxious.

Finally seeing Chen Yi come out, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Zhang Fei was the first to come forward and asked, "Chen Yi, how did it go? What is that crying ghost?"

Chen Yi didn't want them to know the existence of Qingxuzi and Guikuni, so he had already made up a lie to deal with them. It wasn't that he didn't trust them, but that it was too troublesome to explain, or it wasn't clear at all.

"Oh, there is no ghost or demon, it's just that there is a strange aura there, and there are some ores. By chance, a structure that can preserve the sound is formed. Whenever the yin energy at twelve o'clock is the heaviest, , and there will be sound coming out. This is the same principle as a tape recorder, which can record and play, " Chen Yi said, which is actually true, but he didn't specifically mention Guikuni.

"So that's how it is." Zhang Fei scratched his head, obviously not understanding, so he could only smile awkwardly.

Hu Lifu breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I just said it's a natural phenomenon. How can there be ghosts and gods in such a bright world?"

Chen Yi smiled and said nothing.

Hu Lifu asked again, "Then can we go in now?"

"Of course, there won't be that kind of noise again. You just do your own thing, and there is no need to make a fuss."

Chen Yi chatted with a few people again, Hu Lifu thanked him several times, and promised to get Chen Yi a "Top Ten Youth in Quancheng City" back, but was blocked by Chen Yi, if he wants that thing, don't say it Quancheng City, that is, the whole country can come up with a lot.

Saying goodbye to them, Chen Yi originally wanted to follow the stench left by Qingxuzi, but after thinking about it, he forgot, anyway, he had the "recipe" in his hands, and he would come to him sooner or later.

After returning home, he threw his clothes into the washing machine and took a cold shower. Chen Yi went to bed and didn't get up until the sun rose.

After breakfast, he called Fenghuang and asked her if she knew of the three brothers whose nose was so sensitive that they could smell things tens of meters deep underground. Their surname was Ying.

Fenghuang said that she had never heard of it, and she helped Chen Yi transfer the phone to Fu Qianli, who also knew nothing about it.

Chen Yi wanted to check Qingxuzi's origin again, but as expected, Fu Qianli still didn't know.

"I really don't know which hole it came out of." Chen Yi didn't realize how much commotion he had caused when he resolved the catastrophe. Like ghosts, they all come out of the tomb or the ocean.

Luo Yan and Jiang Xin were already preparing breakfast there, and Chen Yi saw that he couldn't get in, so he took Qing Yan out for a walk, and walked to the lakeside of the bachelor, where he saw the water monkey family still sound asleep, they were also miraculous, It's actually possible to sleep underwater without worrying about drowning.

"After breakfast, ask that hairless guy to find out where the hell he jumped out of," Chen Yi thought.

As before, I wandered around the community, said hello to the grandpa and aunt who got up early and did morning exercises, and then went back home.

From a distance, he smelled the fragrance of millet porridge, and he couldn't help but sigh, it's so good to go home, some food and some drinks, and he doesn't have to eat barbecue every day like outside.

He used to be addicted to barbecue, but now he smells the smell of oily smoke, and he can't help but feel nauseous. Even if he eats the best food every day, he will get tired of it.

"Huh? This smell is not right!" Chen Yi sniffed his nostrils violently. In addition to the scent of millet porridge and food, there was also a faint smell in it.

"Isn't that guy coming to the door again?"

Chen Yi quickened his pace, and when he returned home, he saw that the dining table was full of food, four bowls of millet porridge, a plate of Kung Pao chicken, a few boiled eggs, and a plate of pickled vegetables, but there were too many dishes on the table. one person.

The man had no hair or eyebrows, and was wearing a beige windbreaker and high leather boots. He sat there quietly, staring eagerly at the hostess of the morning news on TV.

Who is it if it's not the hairless hero Qing Xuzi?

"Worthy!"

Chen Yi yelled, but he didn't expect him to come to the door so early and come for breakfast.

When Qingxuzi saw Chen Yi coming back, he grinned, changed his posture and raised his legs, and said, "Chen Yi, let's see how Pindao's outfit looks like, haha, I just bought it last night. The little girl who sells clothes keeps praising Pindao for being handsome."

"Hehe..." Jiang Xin and Luo Yan covered their mouths and smiled, and nodded vigorously, "You are very handsome, master, you are also ahead of the trend now, just like those stars on TV."

"Quack!" Qing Xuzi patted his head very coquettishly, and laughed happily.

Chen Yi glared at the two women, then said to Qing Xuzi, "Master Daoist, even if you really have kidney deficiency, you don't have to go to extremes like this, do you?"

"Hey, boy, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Who told you that I have kidney deficiency?" Qingxuzi was furious, and when he heard something in Chen Yi's words, he wrinkled the skin on his forehead and asked, "What do you mean? Why did Pindao go to extremes?"

Chen Yi was very speechless, suppressed his smile, walked to him, tugged at his newly bought big beige trench coat, and said, "Trench coats are clothes for autumn and winter. It's just autumn, and you're wearing weird clothes. gone."

Qing Xuzi was very disapproving, and said: "Why not, in the age of the poor, even in the scorching summer, you still have to wear long robes and scarves, and walk in the right way. You juniors have thrown away all the rules. !"

Chen Yi endured a lot of hard work. After thinking about it, he felt that he had to be a good person, and he couldn't let this second idiot be ashamed, so he said, "It's very good to dress uprightly, but you can't wear a woman's dress." Trench coat and women's boots out to show off? This is too far!"

"Haha, Daoist, you're so funny. I'll sign up for you sooner rather than later. It might be a hit on a TV show!" Jiang Xin and Luo Yan laughed and said they couldn't do it, their stomachs ached.

This guy is also really funny, a man with a height of more than 1.8 meters, even came out wearing a women's windbreaker, which is really charming.If there is another pair of stockings, it is estimated that it will really become popular, and it will become a "good talk" all over the world just like the Japanese man in cross-dressing!
"What?!"

Qing Xuzi spouted out a mouthful of tea, his browless eyes were round and big, his face was flushed, even his scalp was red, just like a red apple.

Chen Yi's family laughed so hard that the whole room was full of laughter. They gave this kind of fun in the early morning. Daoist Qing Xuzi really sacrificed himself for others!
"Hold the grass, hold the grass!"

Qing Xuzi blushed and had a thick neck, got up and was about to leave, what a shame!He saw a very handsome male star on a broken TV yesterday, who seemed to be wearing the same outfit, so he went to the store to buy a similar outfit, and the waiter was also full of integrity, a rotten girl One, not only without persuasion, but also with persistent encouragement.

Qing Xuzi who had just walked outside the door came back again, described the man he saw on TV yesterday, and looked at Chen Yi's family seriously, he really didn't understand what was going on.

Jiang Xin smiled and said, "When you learn from people, you learn from normal people. You can learn how to knit with those little stars who want to attract attention. You don't know, they sometimes wear skirts to attract attention!"

Qing Xuzi: "..."

(End of this chapter)