longing for life like a dream

Chapter 224
"Kakaka~~"

"Mr. He, Dabao's food is too delicious, right? I'm getting a little hungry just looking at it!"

Seeing that a piece of bamboo was eaten by Dabao in just a few mouthfuls, Lao Hu swallowed and wanted to try whether this bamboo was really so delicious.

After a night of deliberation, and many sand sculpture netizens voted for the sea, the names of the two dumplings were finally confirmed to be Dabao and Xiaobao. It is worth mentioning that the names are still posted on Weibo by Reba. People vote in the blog.

"Awww~"

He growled a few words in a low voice, looked at Hu Ge with a murderous look in his small eyes, then moved his butt, and directly pressed the remaining bamboo under his fart boy.

"Mistgrass, did it understand what I said? It must have understood what I said, and it actually prevented me from stealing his food."

In Lao Hu's eyes, this action was simply astonishing. He just said that he wanted to eat, but this guy just hid the food.

"Roar~ woo woo woo~"

He continued to roar a few words in a low voice, and then stared blankly at the petrified old Hu, his small eyes full of complacency.

Dabao: Small sample, you still want to eat my master’s food, I think you want to eat farts!

"Ahem, I feel like I've been despised by a dumpling, Qin Hao, take care of your big treasure, the bamboo has been crushed by it, can this still be eaten?"

He yelled loudly at Qin Hao, who was chatting with Reba on video, and Hu Ge felt that he had been seriously hurt.

This guy actually despised him, and his eyes were full of contempt. Anyone who looked at him could feel that he was despised by him.

"Hey, let me tell you that you are not a human anymore, even a dumpling can bully you, can you still do it?"

Qin Hao walked over slowly, and looked at Lao Hu with contempt.

"Come on, Dabao, talk to your sister, let's take out the bamboo, I don't think this guy will steal you to eat."

"Aww~ gurgle~"

Dabao: Okay, for your sake, I won't care about the servants.

The buttocks moved and leaned against the table, and then started whining at the mobile phone on the table, and Reba on the opposite side was amused by it.

"What did it say? Why do I always feel that it despises me again?"

Before the buttocks moved, Dabao gave Lao Hu a sideways glance, then slowly got up and left.

"I didn't say anything, come on, servant, quickly help move the bamboo out, and you must remember to clean up Dabao's poop later."

"What the hell? Slave, you are the slave. Also, why should I clean up Dabao's poop?"

Staring at Qin Hao who was handling the bamboo with his hips akimbo, Lao Hu became a little confused.

These bamboos are not the bamboos near the mushroom house, but the bamboos brought back from the outside early this morning. The scientific name is sword bamboo, which is Tuanzi's favorite food.

"Why? Ask Mr. He, who agreed to it just now? Mr. He, leave it to me. I don't know how to cook, but I can still take care of the dumplings."

Repeating his words imitating Lao Hu's tone just now, Qin Hao looked at this guy with some teasing.

"Um, but the grooming I said is for feeding it, doesn't it include cleaning up poop?"

Recalling what he said just now, Lao Hu instantly wanted to die. This thing really needs to be used to complete it.

"Haha, then I don't care. Anyway, you have to start and finish things anyway. Don't go back on what you promised. Otherwise, both Dabao and Xiaobao will despise you."

"Hmph, just clean it up. I remember that Dabao's poop should not smell bad."

Indeed, generally speaking, Dabao's feces do not have any peculiar smell. On the whole, they are just the residue of bamboo leaves.

But Lao Hu did overlook one point, that is, they are not domesticated at all, they are purely wild big dumplings, and they used to eat omnivores in their previous lives, so the feces can be imagined.

"Ow~"

"Your master is about to poop, why don't you hurry up and serve him?"

The screaming Dabao pointed at Hu Ge, the anxious look on his little face was very cute.

"How can it be so fast, just eat it and pull it?"

"What are you talking about? Hurry up, are you in such a hurry without reading it? If you don't believe me, ask the teachers if it's a signal to take a shit." Qin Hao pouted at the positions of the experts.

Looking in the direction Qin Hao pointed, the faces of several experts and teachers blushed, and then they looked at Hu Ge and nodded.

"Ahem. Can some teachers help me out? I really don't know how to do it for the first time!"

Twitching, gritting his teeth, Hu Ge almost exhausted all his strength to help the big guy up, and he didn't forget to ask for help before going out.

"It's okay, we will follow you, we say you can do it!"

A few experts and teachers are not so stupid. If someone happens to hit a gun, why don't you hurry up and get rid of it.

Only those who have experienced this experience know how smelly the first time Datuanzi pooped. The smell is that you can extract it from your mind after a few days, and it is really disgusting.

"Lao Jin, Lao Wang, come, come, bet how long Lao Hu can't stand it."

He greeted Jin Dong and Wang Kai who were in charge of the small group over there. In just half a day, the few of them could be considered acquainted, and they were able to play with Lao Hu, and their character and character would not be bad.

"This. Does it stink? But isn't it said on the Internet that it doesn't stink?"

Wang Kai hasn't come to his senses yet, and he is still wondering if everything said on the Internet is false?
"Of course not. The smell of dumpling feces is really not that bad, but it is said to be in the breeding base. The food they eat is all carefully selected ingredients, but there is nothing for Dabao and Xiaobao. Well then, this is the first time that papa will really stink." Jin Dong could see it clearly, knowing that Qin Hao was deliberately trying to trick Lao Hu.

"Damn it, Qin Hao, you're too foolish, aren't you?"

"Hey, it's so-so, only the third in the world!"

"Old Hu, it seems that this time is more ominous than good. I guess 2 minutes, and now 30 seconds have passed. I will deal with the loss of Xiaobao's papa."

"I guess two and a half minutes, and now 40 seconds have passed. If you lose, I will deal with it."

"Then I'll just guess for 3 minutes, whoever has the closest time wins."

The three unscrupulous friends looked at the wall clock on the wall and started counting. There was no hung up mobile phone beside them, and Reba looked surprised.

It seems that Qin Hao has never seen such a side before, and this play is really slippery.

"Mr. He, are you sure this is Qin Hao? Didn't someone pretend?"

Seeing three people standing at the door to count time through the video, Reba was really a little unbelievable.

"It should be, but Qin Hao should be quite familiar with Lao Hu, and there have been a lot of jokes between them, let me tell you!" Although he was a little surprised by Qin Hao's change, but this is still in vain. within acceptable range.

After all, he had hoped that Qin Hao could make changes before, and stop staying at home every day.

"Ah~ it stinks, Qin Hao, you tricked me!"

Soon, two and a half minutes passed, and Wang Kai and Jin Dong had a look of disappointment on their faces at the same time, and they glanced at each other, saying that they were going to die.

Hu Ge over there finally exploded, but the time has passed 3 minutes.

"I really admire Lao Hu, absolutely!"

"Yeah, it's still the kind that can't leave, and can only stay there until Dabao cleans up completely. It's just suffering!"

Although the two of them will have to deal with Xiaobao's hygiene later, but if they can tease now, they still have to tease Hu Ge.

How to put it this way, you can't let go of this kind of hard work, otherwise it will be Hu Ge's turn to laugh at them later.

Tuanzi Big Treasure, Tuanzi Little Treasure, the two national treasures were sitting in the gazebo eating the food fed by the three slaves, humming and chirping as they sat there.

Dabao: This servant of ours is really useful. It’s so good to help with pooping and feeding!

Xiaobao: Mmm, I like it, I have two minions!

Dabao Xiaobao: They are all slaves
The three guests looked at Qin Hao who was eating delicious noodles with resentful faces. Anyway, they couldn't eat any more now. As soon as they ate, they would think of Dabao's papa just now. It was so sad.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Dabao has a pretty good appetite, I feel my appetite has been whetted!"

"Isn't that right, but there are too many noodles today, I didn't expect that there are still three that I don't eat, what a waste!"

"Teacher He, let's not mention this, we are still friends!" X3.
(End of this chapter)