longing for life like a dream

Chapter 35

"What does it taste like?"

After some slapping, um, where is He Jiong who is in charge of the wake-up call while pinching his nose.

Deng Chao's eyes were a little wobbly, and when he woke up completely, he felt comfortable, and he didn't feel like he was hungover the next day after drinking too much alcohol!

As soon as he woke up, he smelled some foul smell on his body, like pee. Could it be that he wet the bed?
Thinking of this, Deng Chao's face turned pale. If such a big man still wets the bed, is he still alive?It is estimated that it will become a joke in the whole circle, right?
"Teacher He, this, this is me..." Deng Chao with a flat mouth felt like he was about to cry.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's all the fault of Little H, he didn't pee anywhere, but he did it in the living room, and you got covered all over."

He Jiong was teaching Xiao H a lesson, but he didn't see Deng Chao's expression, so he turned his head and said something quickly, then turned to continue to teach Xiao H.

"Little H's? Not..."

"That's right, little H's, isn't it?" He Jiong looked at Deng Chao with some doubts.

"Uh, it's nothing, the smell is too strong, I'll take a shower first!" Some embarrassingly replied, Deng Chao quickly got up and ran to the bathroom.

"This guy, forget it, there is still a needy household to be woken up, it really does not let people idle for a moment."

Put little H on the ground, and looked at Chen Hehe who had been brought back by Qin Hao with gloves.

It stinks. Could this guy have also crushed little H's poop?How come it smells so many times worse than Deng Chao's body?He Jiong secretly complained in his heart, feeling like throwing up.

"Heh, heh! Hurry up and get up!"

After patting a few times, this guy finally made a movement, turned over and muttered a few words, but He Jiong didn't hear it very clearly, he only heard his wife or something.

"This guy, why can't you pay back? The whole person is about to smell like something in a latrine, it stinks to death!"

He Jiong looked at this guy with a look of disgust, could it be true that he couldn't smell his own smell when he fell asleep?

Although Chen Hehe, who was woken up, still didn't want to get up, his consciousness was already awake, and his five senses had basically recovered. His nose twitched and there was a disgusted look on his face.

"Damn, why is it so smelly, did I sleep in the toilet?"

Seemingly unable to bear it anymore, Chen Hehe sat up abruptly and looked around, seeing that he was lying in the living room and heaved a sigh of relief, but why is the smell still there?Didn't it just happen in a dream?
Raising his hand, smelling it, vomiting, three consecutive actions were performed, Chen Hehe only felt that his nose, which he hoped most now, had failed, the smell was too strong.

"Ah~~~, what's wrong with me? What's wrong? Did you throw me into the cesspit? No, where is the bathroom? I want to take a shower. It's too smelly, too smelly, I can't take it anymore."

With a bang, Deng Chao, who had just come out of the toilet, was a little dazed, as if he only felt a faint stench, and the toilet was closed.

A group of people were lying in the gazebo laughing and their stomachs were about to hurt, especially Peng Peng was an exaggeration, and he was lying on the ground and twitching.

Deng Chao and Chen Hehe seemed to be two statues, sitting on the chair in a daze, and their two hateful eyes kept shooting at the little H who was playing.

"Hey, I can't live through this day, and even if I sleep, I'll be peed all over by a dog!" Deng Chao grimaced, and this incident made his heart twitch.

"No, I'm going to kill him. My innocence and my life are all ruined by little H's piss." Chen Hehe looked at little H through gritted teeth.

Seemingly sensing this substantive gaze, Little H turned his head and glanced at Chen Hehe, and quickly hid behind He Jiong with his teeth canthus.

"Brother He, this has nothing to do with our little H. His urine is outside your bed, and you guys messed around to help clean it up! Hahaha..." Qin Hao really didn't want to laugh, but the more he talked about it, the more he laughed. The meaning is more and more upward.

As soon as I recalled this, Chen Hehe and the two of them couldn't bear it anymore. They always felt that they hadn't washed themselves clean, and the smell was still there.

You must know that the two of them took baths alternately just now, and each of them took no less than three times. They almost used up the shower gel in the bathroom, and their skin almost peeled off.

"Don't talk about it, it's disgusting. I think I should eat something to pad my stomach. Throwing up and retching is not a solution!"

Deng Chao's face was full of seriousness, not only would he make jokes with Huang Lei and He Jiong years ago, but he probably wouldn't be able to hold his head up with these young people.

Peng Peng and Zifeng are okay, it's okay to smile here, and they won't do much if they leave here, but Qin Hao is in trouble here, and they don't mix in their circle.

In the end, the two agreed to a total of five meals as a hush money, but these five meals must be gourmet food, and Qin Hao must be satisfied.

At the beginning, the two were a little proud, and it was not too easy to solve this problem with a few meals, but when they learned about Qin Hao's Michelin status from Teacher He, they both wanted to die.

Can it be easy to satisfy a Michelin observer and a permanently honored three-star Michelin chef?I thought it was the easiest, but it turned into hell difficulty in an instant.

"Ah, these days are so uncomfortable, why did God treat me like this, first Xiao H, and now Qin Hao, this is not the life I yearn for."

Chen Hehe stared straight at Qin Hao with a resentful expression, as if he wanted to see through him.

Qin Hao didn't care so much, he lay on the chair and teased Xiao H leisurely, talked with his younger sister Zifeng and then corrected the posture of exerting force while chopping firewood.

Well, I still need to think about it. After Chen Hehe and Brother Chao left in two days, will they continue to stay in Yanjing for a few days and have several meals? Isn't it delicious to eat for nothing?
"Mr. He, what should we do today? It's rare to come to the countryside, so we have to experience something, right? Otherwise, it won't be interesting."

Li Chen stretched his waist. If he was at home at this time, he would usually go to the gym to exercise. Now it is really uncomfortable to sit still.

"Brother Chen, this is not a joke, let's just enjoy it, what do you think you want to do?" Chen Hehe was lazy, his eyes were full of comfort and comfort.

Huang Lei narrowed his eyes, "There must be, there is work everywhere here, it depends on what you want to do?" Li Chen asked well, and was worried that no one would help with some work.

The program group did a lot of work for them, and they didn't have any money left. If a group of guests came next time, they probably wouldn't have money to entertain them.

However, I still have to think about what to do better, three strong laborers, no, three and a half, that guy Chen Hehe should be counted as half.

"Old He, did you hear that, this is the guest we want, unlike someone who doesn't know what else to do besides eating!"

"That is, we will find more friends like Chen to play in the future, and they want to help without ordering food." He Jiong was helping to squeeze someone.

Chen Hehe's face is probably capable of blocking a gun. Although he was a little embarrassed in his heart, there was no reaction on his face.

He glanced at these two old foxes lightly, knowing that they were trying to squeeze him out, and wanted to make him work on his own initiative, but who is he, Chen Hehe?If you want him to work, let alone the door, there are no windows.

"Hehe, how fat do you think you are? Look at Peng Peng, who started chopping firewood just after eating. What are you doing?" Deng Chao couldn't stand it anymore. too lazy.

Zheng Kai didn't say anything, they were in the same dormitory for four years, who would he not know about Chen Hehe?He didn't even bother to say it, he was used to it.

"Ahem, I have a mission!"

Old Wang suddenly jumped out at this time, holding a thin piece of paper in his hand and shaking it.

Qin Hao stepped forward to take the task card very consciously, Huang Lei and He Jiong naturally wouldn't let them take the task, and since Peng Peng was chopping firewood again, it was even more impossible for Zi Feng to go.

"Old Wang, Mr. Wang, what are you messing around with again? When will this show have a task link?" Huang Lei glanced at Old Wang, and he learned how to hide behind people.

Old Wang glanced at the assistant director beside him, and the assistant director, who was a little terrified, broke out in cold sweat!

Your uncle, you dare not go up to stand against Huang Laoxie's slippers, so you sent us up as a target. The director's assistant, who was complaining secretly, moved in front of it for the sake of his job.

"Hey, harvesting rice in autumn? Well, counting the time, it is almost time for the rice to be harvested. This task is okay and can be done."

"Help the villagers harvest rice, and exchange a certain amount of ingredients as a reward according to the specific amount of rice harvested." He Jiong took the task card and told everyone in detail.

"This is interesting. I used to watch my father harvest rice when I was a child, but I haven't seen it for many years!"

Deng Chao said with some reminiscences, probably besides him, only Mr. Huang might have some experience, and the others are all children from the city, so maybe he might not have seen it.

(End of this chapter)