Chapter 546 Profiteering
Seeing that Shanshen Group became popular on the Internet again
After being amazed, the monkey suddenly wanted to tease Zhang Hai.

So he temporarily borrowed an employee's mobile phone and called Zhang Hai pretending to be a job seeker.

"Hey, Mr. Zhang, is your company still recruiting people?"

Although monkeys deliberately disguise other people's voices, their language habits and intonation can't be changed
Zhang Hai guessed him right away, because most people don't have his personal phone number at all.

So Zhang Hai rolled his eyes and said with a smile:
"Hi, my family still lacks two monkeys who make monkey wine. The monthly salary is three thousand. I wonder if this Mr. Hou is satisfied?"

Hearing Zhang Hai's words, the monkey didn't know that he had already passed through, so he complained helplessly:
"How did you guess it was mine?"

"Xiao Mian, do you think I can't recognize you if you change your vest? I can recognize you even if you turn into ashes, okay?"

Because the two are so familiar that they know what color underwear the other party likes to wear,
That's why Zhang Hai was able to recognize the monkey's voice so quickly.

"Oh, what a failure this time!"

The monkey shook his head, not expecting his disguise to fail so much, and sighed again:
"By the way, Haizi, your company is on the hot search again, and it's almost becoming an internet celebrity."

"With such strength, we can't help it even if we want to keep a low profile!" Zhang Hai deliberately pretended to be helpless and said.

Monkey rolled his eyes: "You kid is pretending to be aggressive again, are you really going to be struck by lightning?"

Zhang Hai laughed: "If you don't have the skills, it's called pretending. We are really awesome, right?"

The monkey was at a loss for words, and finally could only shake his head helplessly.

Because Shanshen Group is really awesome!At least that's the case in agriculture.

…………

"Brother Haizi..."

As soon as Zhang Hai hung up Monkey's phone, the little monkey sneaked in with a small bucket.

"What's the matter? What's the matter with you kid?"

Since Zhang Hai took the little guy's dried mushrooms last time, this little monkey has found a new home, and sold them to Zhang Hai with the special mountain products he was looking for every now and then.

The little monkey carefully looked inside and outside the courtyard, and found no outsiders, so he walked in with a smile.

"Brother Haizi, this is the crayfish I caught, will you take it?"

"crayfish?"

Zhang Hai didn't expect this little boy to start a new business,
Previously, this guy brought over rare wild goods, but today he came here with a bucket of crayfish.

"That's right, Xiao Shanzi and I caught these crayfish together. Brother Haizi, do you want it?" After the little guy finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Hai eagerly.

"You came alone? What about Xiao Shanzi?" Zhang Hai glanced outside, but he didn't find Xiao Shanzi.

"Hee hee, Xiao Shanzi is guarding over there." The little guy scratched his head and smiled.

Zhang Hai also smiled. I didn't expect the little guys to have the awareness of 'anti-reconnaissance'. It seems that I have watched a lot of police and gangster movies these years.

"Brother Haizi, look, this is the crayfish we caught, isn't it big?" The little guy recommended it to Zhang Hai boasting.

Zhang Hai curled his lips: "So-so."

"Oh! Isn't this big? Brother Haizi, you're trying to lie to me again." The little guy said as if I was very shrewd and you couldn't fool me.

"Okay, okay, how much do you want to buy these crayfish per catty?" Zhang Hai didn't intend to continue teasing him, so he asked straight to the point.

The little guy smiled happily, rolled his eyes and said, "How about 50 yuan a catty?"

"50 yuan?" Zhang Hai glared at him, "Why don't you grab it?"

"But... But I saw someone on Douyin who sold it for 50 yuan a catty!" The little guy said with a guilty conscience.

Zhang Hai gave him a white look, "I see there are still 15 yuan a catty on Douyin? Why don't you sell them for 15 yuan?"

Seeing the little guy smiling and not speaking, Zhang Hai shook his head and said:

"I'll give you 31 catties. If you want to sell it to me, if you don't want it, forget it!"

"Okay, okay, I'll sell it to you for 30 yuan a catty!" Hearing Zhang Hai's words, the little guy immediately cried out happily.

Seeing the monkey's excited appearance, how could Zhang Hai understand that he had been fooled by him?

I thought that this guy who is a chicken thief will definitely be a profiteer when he grows up.

Two catties of crayfish were sold for a total of more than 70 yuan. Zhang Hai deducted 50 yuan, and the remaining 20 yuan was distributed to the two little monkeys.

Already very familiar with this distribution method, the little guy didn't complain, instead he cheerfully took the money and went to his accomplice Xiao Shanzi to share the spoils.

……

Zhang Hai was washing crayfish when A Ming walked in.

"Yo, Brother Hai, are you going to catch crayfish?"

"What are you catching? The little monkey just sold it to me!" Zhang Hai shook his head and said.

"Little monkey? This little guy is pretty good, he can earn pocket money by himself!" Amin said in surprise.

Zhang Hai nodded slightly, now the monkeys are all ghost spirits, all of them are precocious,

"Brother Hai, this is not enough for us to eat? How about we catch some more?" Seeing the crayfish in the big basin, Amin couldn't help but said.

Zhang Hai rolled his eyes at him: "We? Did you make a mistake? I didn't invite you to eat together, did I?"

A Ming smiled, and said cheekily: "Hey, don't you always say that you should take the initiative when you encounter problems?"

Zhang Hai shook his head helplessly, thinking that the meaning of these words is to let you take the initiative to work, not to let you take the initiative to play the autumn wind, okay?
"Brother, this is only about two catties, how can it be enough to eat, how about we go to the field to catch some more?" Amin couldn't help swallowing when he thought of the spicy and delicious crayfish.

"What are you busy with? The sun is so bright now, let's go at night." Looking up at the hot sun above his head, Zhang Hai shook his head.

The weather is very hot today, and now the outdoor temperature is estimated to reach about 30 degrees. If you go to the field on such a hot day, it is estimated that the white-skinned pigs will be sun-dried as local black pigs.

"That's fine, then I'll call Ah Feng first and ask him to prepare the earthworms for catching crayfish." Amin nodded.

Zhang Hai glanced at this guy, then shook his head, thinking that this is really lazy, and he will push everything to Ah Feng.

In Qingshan, everyone usually uses earthworms as bait to drop crayfish.

However, Zhang Hai also used pig lungs and pork on the Internet.

It is said that crayfish like fishy bait, so as long as it is raw meat, crayfish like it.

"Brother, why don't we make a roasted whole lamb tonight?" Amin joked with a smile after finishing the phone call.

"Yes, as long as you treat guests, you can rely on a cow." Zhang Hai nodded with a smile

Hearing Zhang Hai's words, A Ming suddenly froze, sighed helplessly, and said with resentment on his face:
"Hey! No wonder people say that the richer people are, the more stingy they are. Brother, I think this is very reasonable."

"According to what you said, don't people who have less money have more generosity? Isn't that just a treat for you?" Zhang Hai looked at A Ming and counterattacked with a smile.

A Ming was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and looked at Zhang Hai dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)

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