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Chapter 389 The Fairy Was Sprayed All Over The Face (Third Watch)

Ji Yang wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to thank the Jade Emperor for his reward and build a good relationship with the Jade Emperor.

So when he was going to find the Jade Emperor, he must not be empty-handed. It is better to prepare for this meeting ceremony.

The so-called gift is not surprising, and this time you must not accept the merits of the Jade Emperor, otherwise the meaning of gift giving will be lost.

What is better to give?
Ji Yang looked at his WeChat store, and he planned to choose two items from his own products to give to the other party.

"Instant noodles, potato chips, and cakes are no good. The delivery is too stingy and not high-end."

"Send a little sheep, this is not enough, it's not cool enough, the mount in the hands of the Jade Emperor must be very good, the cart is probably pulled by a dragon, it's too embarrassing to send a little sheep."

"It seems that I can only give him wine."

Ordinary snacks can be given to female fairies, women generally like to eat snacks.

But if you give these snacks to the Jade Emperor, maybe the Jade Emperor will feel that they are fresh, but the taste is obviously not enough.

Although the little sheep is fresh, it is not good enough to be worthy of the status of Jade Emperor.

Gift giving is also particular, you can't give it indiscriminately, right?

Since none of these works, we can only send wine.

There are still two kinds of wine on Ji Yang's WeChat mall, one is XO and the other is Scotch vodka.

Although Du Kang had bought both of these two wines, he had never brewed them. He had only used them to make cocktails.

Both of these wines belong to the ranks of spirits, and it is not certain whether the Jade Emperor likes them.

So while deciding to give these two wines, Ji Yang also wondered if he could give some more.

The items on his WeChat store are no longer available. He can only find products that have not been sold in his WeChat store.

"Although Du Kang has brewed beer, the taste is still somewhat different from the ordinary world. I can give Jade Emperor authentic German dark beer."

When Ji Yang opened the refrigerator and was about to drink a bottle of iced mineral water, he saw the German stout that Huang Tianxiong asked Huang Xiaoxin to bring back a short time ago.

It is said that these German dark beers were brought back by Huang Tianxiong when he went to Germany for fun, and the taste is very authentic.

Ever since he drank Dukang's beer, Ji Yang has basically no love for mortal beer.

Ji Yang only drank some of the German dark beer when Huang Xiaoxin brought it back. He felt that the taste of the dark beer was a bit bitter, and it was not as delicious as ordinary yellow beer.

"Hey, if the Jade Emperor knew that I gave him the German stout that I don't like, would he strike me with lightning immediately?"

Although he doesn't like these German dark beers, Jade Emperor has never drank them after all.

As long as you don't say it, the other party will definitely not know, and will feel happy.

Ji Yang's meeting gift for the Jade Emperor has been prepared, two bottles of XO, two bottles of Scotch vodka, plus six cans of beer.

"Thank you for the merits bestowed by the Jade Emperor. These are gifts from Xiaobai to the Jade Emperor, and I hope the Jade Emperor can accept them."

Ji Yang found Jade Emperor, thanked him, and directly sent the gift he prepared to Jade Emperor.

At this time, the Jade Emperor was sitting in the Hall of Lingxiao, holding the "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual" in his hand and looking at it fascinated.

He was fascinated by watching, but found that his mobile phone suddenly turned on, and then a bunch of things appeared in front of him.

These things are the XO, Scottish vodka and German stout that Ji Yang gave him.

The appearance of these things made the Jade Emperor frowned. He knew that someone had sent something to him through WeChat.

It's just that these things seemed strange to him.

"These bottles seem to be from Xiaobai's WeChat store. The one in this glass bottle is called Chaquan wine, and this one is called Scotch vodka. I have seen it before, but I didn't buy it."

"What are these metal cans? They have no plugs and no lids. How do you open them?"

"There seems to be water in it. What are the characters of these ghostly symbols? Why don't I know any of them?"

Jade Emperor saw Ji Yang's WeChat store, and he recognized XO and Scotch vodka at a glance.

But Jade Emperor didn't know the canned German dark beer, and there were no soda cans in ancient times, and it was even more impossible for him to recognize the German characters on them.

"Xiaobai, I know forked wine and Scotch vodka, but what kind of metal are these cylinders? They seem to contain water."

The Jade Emperor saw that Ji Yang had given him something, and also saw Ji Yang's thanks.

As soon as he saw that it was sent by Ji Yang, the Jade Emperor knew that these things must be products of the mortal world.

Shaking the German beer in his hand, the Jade Emperor was curious, so he asked Ji Yang directly.

"Jade Emperor, the German dark beer I gave you is called German dark beer. It contains beer, not water. The beer is called a can."

"There is a tab on the top of the can. You pull the tab to open the can, and then you can drink the German stout inside."

Ji Yang had forgotten about it before, this soda can was an invention in modern America, but it didn't exist in ancient China.

The Jade Emperor had never seen a can before, and he didn't know how to open it.

beer?

Hearing that it was filled with beer, the enthusiasm in the Jade Emperor's heart was extinguished a bit.

Du Kang already knows how to brew beer. Although the beer is very refreshing to drink, the Jade Emperor has no novelty about beer.

Although his enthusiasm for beer has greatly diminished, he is very interested in this can.

"This can is interesting. The beer inside is brewed in the mortal world. Let me try to see if it tastes different from Dukang's."

The Jade Emperor put his hand on the ring of the can and pulled it hard.

"Boom, poof..."

Jade Emperor just opened the can, and the black beer sprayed out from the can.

Before the fairy who was waiting by the side could react, the beer was sprayed all over her face.

The fairy's clothes were already very thin, and she was soaked by the spray of beer. Her exquisite figure was looming, and the curve of the murder weapon on her chest was perfectly displayed

"what……"

The fairy exclaimed, and quickly turned her back to the Jade Emperor.

Although the fairy turned around quickly, but what should be seen and what should not be seen, the Jade Emperor has seen it just now.

However, the Jade Emperor had a good concentration and was a little confused by the sudden beer spurt, so he didn't have a special reaction at this time.

Although the Jade Emperor was dumbfounded, the heavenly soldiers guarding Lingxiao Hall were feasting their eyes.

These Heavenly Soldiers are all beginners, and when they saw this scene, they instantly turned into brother pigs, muttering to themselves.

"The fairy was sprayed all over her face. We got a bargain. This figure is really good. I want to find a fairy as my wife."

If Ji Yang were here at this time, seeing the beautiful scenery just now, I don't know if he would have a nosebleed.

Although the Jade Emperor was a little dazed because of the sudden spout of German black beer from the can, he was relieved by the female fairy's exclamation.

The Jade Emperor looked at the back of the female fairy in front of him, and his face became ugly.

When his eyes swept towards the heavenly soldiers in the Hall of Lingxiao, the expressions of these heavenly soldiers who had become pig-like after seeing the exquisite figure of the female fairy all changed and disappeared instantly.

They felt that the Jade Emperor was really angry, and someone was going to be unlucky.

PS: The company has a new project. Xie Ben has to work overtime recently. For the time being, there will be three shifts a day, and more shifts will be added later. I hope everyone understands.

　Just finished the meeting, just got scolded by the boss, the company started a new project, during this time I have to work overtime to catch up with the work, the update will be less, I hope to understand, will add more later

　　
　
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