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Chapter 391 Super Piracy (Part [-])
The Jade Emperor ate the appetizers and drank the German dark beer with a look of enjoyment.

"Forehead……"

The black beer was very gassy, ​​and the Jade Emperor hiccupped regardless of his image.

Five cans of German stout quickly fell into Jade Emperor's stomach. After finishing the German stout, he opened another bottle of Scotch vodka and XO, and drank a bottle each.

As the Jade Emperor himself said, he has a good capacity for alcohol, and this little alcohol will not affect him at all.

After he drank the wine, his face was still as pale as before, without the slightest hint of drunkenness.

"Not bad, I'm happy today, everyone will reward [-] merits."

Hearing that the Jade Emperor rewarded [-] merits, the heavenly soldiers and fairies in Lingxiao Temple hurriedly thanked him.

The Jade Emperor ate very well just now, and they could only see if they could eat it, which was a pain in their hearts.

Now that there is a reward, they feel much more comfortable in their hearts.

The wine was so refreshing that even the heavenly soldiers and fairies were rewarded, and Ji Yang, the Jade Emperor, who gave the wine, could not be forgotten.

Courtesy is reciprocal, not to mention that I misunderstood the other party just now, the Jade Emperor's return gift should not be too light.

"Little Bai, what are you doing now?"

Although the Jade Emperor is the boss of the Heavenly Court, he still has a good temper, otherwise he wouldn't be bullied so badly by Monkey King.

Because of the previous misunderstanding, Jade Emperor felt ashamed of Ji Yang, and when he was looking for Ji Yang, he spoke very politely.

Reach out and don't hit the smiling person, let alone the Jade Emperor.

In case I say something wrong, the other party will be unhappy, and I will be hit by two thunderbolts, and I will be the one who gets hurt in the end.

"Nothing, I'm reading "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual"."

He was clearly watching cartoons with Xiaolongnv, but he said that he was watching "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual", which is enough to lie, but the Jade Emperor didn't know.

Jade Emperor was reading "Emotion Xiaobai's Growth Handbook" before Ji Yang came to find him. Hearing that Ji Yang was also reading it, Jade Emperor also became interested.

Only when there are common topics can we communicate further, as mentioned in Chapter 1 of "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual".

Learn and apply it flexibly, and now the Jade Emperor is using it.

"I was watching it just now, but I found a few questions and wanted to ask you."

He just lied casually to deceive the Jade Emperor. Seeing what the Jade Emperor said at this time, Ji Yang's expression was a little unnatural.

But even if he didn't really read the book, Ji Yang didn't worry, anyway, the book was by his side, so if it didn't work, he would just cram and look for it on the spot.

"What's the problem, let's listen."

"Actually, it's not a problem. I just feel that there are some contents in the book that seem to have nothing to do with feelings."

Seeing what the Jade Emperor said, Ji Yang laughed instead.

The Jade Emperor's emotional intelligence is obviously not high, and he even said that the content in the "Emotion Xiaobai Growth Manual" has nothing to do with feelings.

His words aroused Ji Yang's interest, he wanted to see what content was not a relationship issue.

"Oh, what do you think has nothing to do with feelings, let me hear."

Ji Yang sent this sentence to Jade Emperor, and Jade Emperor quickly replied to Ji Yang.

"There is a passage in the book about Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong. The fighting process is very exciting. After reading this passage, I am ready to find Guan Yu and Qin Qiong. Let them really fight and see if it is as exciting as the book. .”

"But although this is wonderfully written, it shouldn't have anything to do with the relationship between men and women, right?"

Guan Gong fights Qin Qiong, I'm sorry, how could there be such content in the "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual".

Of course, this kind of content has nothing to do with the relationship between men and women. Could it be that Guan Gong and Qin Qiong came to feel after a fight, and then...

"Bah, what's on my mind, how is this possible."

Ji Yang himself despises such dirty thoughts.

Whether it is Guan Gong or Qin Qiong, they are both very representative heroes of their respective dynasties, and they also have many admirers.

Guan Gong was a general in the Three Kingdoms period, and Qin Qiong was a general in the late Sui and early Tang Dynasties. The two were separated by hundreds of years.

Unless it's a battle between two people after becoming gods, it's definitely impossible in the mortal world, isn't this nonsense.

"This really has nothing to do with the relationship between men and women."

Ji Yang had to admit that what the Jade Emperor said this time made sense.

Seeing that Ji Yang agreed with his words, the Jade Emperor asked Ji Yang another question.

In "Emotion Xiaobai's Growth Manual", there are not only text content, but also some comics.

What the Jade Emperor was looking for this time was a piece of comic content.

"This Big Big Wolf catches Pleasant Goat, a wolf demon and a sheep demon. Not only can the wolf demon fail to catch the sheep demon, but he is also treated so badly by the sheep demon. This is not right."

"Although both are demons, if they have the same cultivation base years, the sheep demon is definitely not the opponent of the wolf demon."

"Is this comic strip related to feelings?"

When Ji Yang saw what the Jade Emperor said, his face darkened, and he unconsciously glanced at the TV.

"Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Slow Goat, Soft Mianmian, Red Taro, Big Big Wolf, don't think I'm just a sheep..."

It was Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf that Ji Yang accompanied Xiao Longnu to watch.

Listening to the theme song from the TV, watching the words of the Jade Emperor, the wolf demon and the sheep demon that the Jade Emperor mentioned are clearly Big Big Wolf and Pleasant Goat.

"Does "Emotion Xiaobai's Growth Manual" talk about these things? Didn't I read them in Linhai Bookstore?"

What the Jade Emperor said made Ji Yang feel strange, so he didn't care what the Jade Emperor continued to say.

Ji Yang directly took the "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual", and he felt a bad feeling in his heart.

Flipping through the book, the content in the front is exactly the same as what Ji Yang read in Linhai Book City.

It's just that when he was turning the pages of the book, Ji Yang's expression turned ugly.

Although the content of this book is the same, but the printed words are very blurry, and the paper quality is very poor, this is clearly a pirated book.

After he flipped through the contents inside, Ji Yang's face was gloomy and terrifying.

His face was even more gloomy than that of Linhai who was shrouded in dark clouds during Tianlei's assessment.

"Nimma, I was tricked, this is simply a pirated version."

"And the pirated version is so bad that even the content is wrong. Some of the content in it is obviously nonsense. Why didn't I check it before."

Ji Yang flipped through the pages, and not only saw the cartoons of Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong and Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

He also saw the manga about Xiong Haunted, the stories that Yin Zhiping and Xiaolongnv had to tell, and some chapters of online novels...

Seeing this, Ji Yang was dumbfounded.

He knew that he bought a pirated book this time, and it was a bad book that could not be pirated again.

Online shopping is risky. There are many types of online products and the prices are low, but it is the hardest hit area for fake products.

If one is unlucky, what he buys is a fake.

So knowing that online shopping is very popular, Ji Yang never buys things online.

Buying books online was Ji Yang's first online shopping, but unexpectedly he bought a pirated copy.

More importantly, he bought these books to sell to Heaven and Earth.

Thinking of this, Ji Yang hurriedly opened his WeChat store.

Fortunately, the sales of the books on the shelves this time are not as fast as before. At this time, there are more than 100 books left that have not been sold.

Ji Yang hastily removed these books from the shelves to prevent worse effects.

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