The most awesome WeChat Moments

Chapter 627
It's a pity that Lei Gong and Feng Po's expectations were in vain when Taishang Laojun shook his head.

"Jade Emperor, I still feel that Lei Gong and Feng Po are not suitable, so I should choose someone else."

When Taishang Laojun said this again, Lei Gong and Feng Po felt lost, and secretly thought, why is it that they are not suitable, they all think that they are the most suitable.

Facing wind and thunder, who else is more familiar with them?

"Xiaobai sent me to ask for help on WeChat. This guy is indeed a small god in country R. He is called the two-faced Buddha, the incarnation of the wind god and the thunder god by the mortal onmyoji."

"Now Xiaobai is using the demon refining pot to deal with the Two-Faced Buddha, but due to the limitation of his cultivation, he can only resist temporarily. I hope Heavenly Court will send someone to help quickly."

After Taishang Laojun denied Lei Gong and Feng Po, Taibai Jinxing spoke anxiously.

Taibai Jinxing briefly summed up the help-seeking WeChat messages sent to him by Ji Yang.

Ji Yang's WeChat for help is undoubtedly a reminder, but it is not the immortals in the heavenly court, but the two-faced Buddha.

His WeChat made the Jade Emperor and the Taishang Laojun frown, and it seemed that they had to choose a candidate quickly.

"Jade Emperor, let me go."

"I'll go, I promise to capture this Two-faced Buddha."

"I'll go, I'll beat him to death."

The immortals fought again, and the Jade Emperor heard the quarrel among the immortals, and one head was already ten big.

Since it was Taishang Laojun who disagreed with Lei Gong and Feng Po going to the mortal world, the Jade Emperor decided to hand over this hot potato to Taishang Laojun.

Let the Taishang Laojun decide who will go.

"Don't make any more noise, just listen to Laojun's arrangements."

"Old gentleman, whoever you think is suitable, let him go to the mortal world to help Xiaobai solve the two-faced Buddha."

When the Jade Emperor said the words Two-faced Buddha, his expression was a little weird, and his eyes were somewhat contemptuous and disdainful.

It's just a little god, but he dared to call him a Buddha. The Buddha was actually screaming nonsense, because the gods in country R were so weak that any little god dared to call him a Buddha.

The Jade Emperor felt that the name was exaggerated and a little funny.

Upon hearing the Jade Emperor's words, Taishang Laojun secretly said: "Jade Emperor, you are ruthless."

The Jade Emperor's words sounded like he respected the Taishang Laojun, and it seemed that he had given him a lot of power, but in fact it was an offense to others.

Just now they denied Lei Gong and Feng Po, and now they look at Taishang Laojun. Although they are calm on the surface, their eyes look a little bit reproachful.

"Old gentleman, I just worry about my life, and this kind of rotten work is thrown to me again."

Taishang Laojun smiled bitterly at the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor also blinked, indicating that you should speak quickly.

Ji Yang even took the initiative to send a WeChat for help, which has proved the dire situation in the mortal world, and the Taishang Laojun no longer cared about offending others.

His eyes swept over the immortals one by one, and whenever his eyes fell on someone, the immortal's expression brightened.

But seeing Taishang Laojun shaking his head, his joyful face instantly collapsed.

"Master, will we have a chance this time?"

Xiaotiangou looked at Erlangshen at the side, and asked softly.

"I don't think so. Normally, my relationship with Taishang Laojun is mediocre. Going to capture the Two-faced Buddha this time is considered a great merit. I think he will probably choose a god with a good relationship."

"Nezha has a good relationship with Laojun on weekdays. I saw him go to the Tushita Palace to play yesterday. I guess the possibility of sending Nezha is relatively high."

It is the same everywhere in the Three Realms. Whether it is between people, or gods and gods, the relationship is always divided into distant and close.

Hearing what Erlangshen said, Xiaotiangou lowered his head helplessly, and let out a soft whine.

"Woo... there's no play again."

Although his master has a high level of cultivation and strength, since he became a saint and a god, he has become arrogant, which has caused many friends who have a good relationship to become alienated.

The Taishang Laojun stood on the stage, his eyes swept across the immortals, and then his brows were slightly frowned.

"Li Tianwang, why don't you see the third prince?"

Sure enough, Yang Jian really guessed it right this time, Taishang Laojun really planned to send Nezha to the mortal world to help Ji Yang.

He just looked at all the immortals in Lingxiao Palace, but he didn't see Nezha.

Puzzled in his heart, Taishang Laojun directly asked King Tota.

"Nezha went to Huaguo Mountain early this morning, saying that Monkey King has something good to share with him."

Heavenly King Tota said in his heart that it was a pity for Nezha, that he missed an opportunity to go to the mortal world.

"I really don't know how to choose a date, but today I went to Huaguo Mountain, one day earlier or one day later, wouldn't it be fine."

"Nezha, Nezha, you clamored to go to the mortal world every day, and now the opportunity came, but you didn't make it. If you want to blame it, blame the monkey for finding you at the wrong time."

It turned out that Nezha went to Huaguo Mountain, and the Taishang Laojun had to choose someone else.

When Taishang Laojun turned around and was about to choose someone else, King Tota suddenly spoke.

"Taishang Laojun, there was a son who served in the army in place of his father in ancient times, so the father can also go down to earth in place of the son. Although Nezha is not here, as Nezha's father, I am willing to go down to kill the Two-faced Buddha myself."

When King Tota said this, all the immortals were taken aback, and some of the immortals looked with contempt in their eyes.

I rub it, this is too shameless.

In ancient times, the father's son went to the army and the father's son descended to the earth, which King Tota wants to do at this time, is not a concept at all.

Serving in the army instead of one's father would cost one's life, but going down to earth now, this is a good opportunity to earn 100% merit and establish meritorious deeds.

The corner of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched twice, and he looked at King Tota with strange eyes. Being stared at by Taishang Laojun, King Tota blushed and smiled awkwardly.

"Heavenly King, your status is high and your position is important. Don't go to such a small god."

"If even a little god needs the king of heaven to go, isn't that a slap in the face of our heavenly gods, and the gods of R country think that there are no Chinese gods left."

Taishang Laojun still gave King Tota a lot of face. Although he also felt that King Tota's words were inappropriate at this time, he still rejected his request with very tactful words.

Heavenly King Tota could see the eyes of the people around him, and he also knew the reason for going down the steps, so he didn't say anything.

The Nezha that was originally planned is not here, so the Taishang Laojun can only choose again.

Just when everyone was waiting to be selected by the Taishang Laojun, the Taishang Laojun looked at Erlangshen's position.

"True Monarch Erlang, this time it's up to you to capture the Two-faced Buddha."

"Don't hurt his life, just capture him and bring him back."

As soon as Taishang Laojun uttered these words, Erlang Shen was instantly stunned.

Just now he told Xiao Tiangou that he would definitely have no chance this time, but he didn't expect Taishang Laojun to order him.

Although Nezha was not around, Taishang Laojun chose him, but sometimes it is very cool to be the king of leaks.

"Yang Jian, why don't you speak, don't you want to?"

The Jade Emperor saw that Yang Jian was just standing in a daze, but didn't speak, and asked with a frown.

"Yes, yes, Yang Jian will definitely capture the Two-Faced Buddha and bring him back to Heaven."

Erlang Shen hurriedly said that he, the king of picking up leaks, could not give it to others.

(End of this chapter)