The blind date failed, I was called to the Civil Affairs Bureau by the school belle

Chapter 131 Look at my brain, is there any problem?
"Dad, you are awesome!"

"Stinky boy, do you know what awesomeness is? Just keep yelling!"

"Father, I know, I know, Niubi means Diao Zatian, super invincible thief means powerful."

"..."

"Dad, I admire you so much, I want to follow your example, and I will be a man who can help others in the future. So, you have to teach me how to play basketball!"

"..."

"I really want to dunk, I also want to throw the basketball like this, biu's shot goes in, wow, so handsome!"

"..."

"Father, I am your son. I will definitely inherit your genes and become a superstar like Uncle Yao."

"..."

"dad……"

"To shut up!"

Liu Feng couldn't take it anymore.

He scolded Pingping, "If you talk too much, I'll spank your ass!"

Pingping immediately raised his butt, "Dad, can you be gentle?"

"..."

"I don't want to be beaten, but I still have a lot to say to you. I'm so excited right now!"

"You use the word thief too quintessentially!"

"That's right, my sister taught me this, my sister said..."

Snapped!
"..."

"If you dare to use the word 'thief' indiscriminately, I will swell your ass."

Pingping touched his butt.

It may be that I feel a little pain, and I dare not yell to speak.

At this time, in front of them, Su Muyun was walking anxiously towards this side with An An.

After seeing Liu Feng holding Pingping, he was relieved.

"Mommy mommy!"

Pingping immediately broke away from Liu Feng and ran towards his mother.

Moreover, the hands are stretched out, signaling for a hug.

Su Muyun reached out and hugged him in his arms.

"Mom, mom, dad hit me just now."

Pingping immediately complained, "The beating hurts, hurry up and scold Dad, Dad is not good, Dad..."

Snapped!
Su Muyun also slapped him.

Ping Ping pouted.

Aggrieved.

"Next time you dare to run around, I'll take off your pants and spank your ass."

Su Muyun warned.

Ping Ping muttered dissatisfiedly, "I didn't run around, I just saw someone playing here, so come and have a look."

Snapped!
"How dare you say it!"

Su Muyun said angrily, "How old are you? If you run around like this, what will you do if someone captures you?"

Pingping stopped talking.

"Look at the one in front, isn't that the superstar big brother?"

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind.

Liu Feng didn't need to look to know that the people from the other side of the field must be chasing him.

Immediately pulled up Pingping, and said to Su Muyun, "I'm going first, let's meet in the car!"

After speaking, he held Pingping and ran away.

"..."

Su Muyun was dumbfounded.

What's the situation?
Why did you run away suddenly?
Besides, why are these people still chasing after him?
Why are there so many girls?
What bad thing did he do?
"Brother, wait, sign for us!"

"That's right, big brother, let's not sign on the chest, we can sign on the stomach!"

"I want to sign it on the ass!"

"..."

I heard these people running and shouting.

Su Muyun's face turned green.

What's the situation?
Why are these girls so unreserved.

One by one, why are they clamoring to sign in those shameful places?

……

Liu Feng ran all the way.

Finally ran out of the mall.

But just when he opened the door of the underground garage and wanted to walk down the stairs to the underground garage.

Suddenly, two more people stood in front of Liu Feng.

A middle-aged man, and a young man.

Both are tall.

Young people should be at least 1.9 meters above.

Middle-aged people are also 1.8 meters tall.

At this moment, the young man looked very excited.

Pointing to Liu Feng, he said, "Coach, that's him!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Liu Feng and said, "Brother, I saw it when you were fighting with Phil just now!"

"Your ball-handling skills, your passing skills, and your explosiveness and shooting ability."

"It's simply the performance of a superstar in the beautiful country's professional basketball circle!"

"I have already told our coach that a talent like you must not be buried and must be recruited."

Liu Feng was a little confused.

What is this called?

I just can't see that guy hitting my son.

I just want to pretend to be tough and teach them a lesson, just to complete a task by the way.

How come even the coach came out!

"Get to know me, Hu Yidao, the head coach of the Nanxing Provincial Team."

The middle-aged man stretched out his hand, introduced himself, and said.

Reach out and don't hit the smiling man.

Liu Feng also extended his hand politely and shook hands with the other party.

"I've seen your performance just now."

Hu Yidao said, "Judging from the video data my disciple gave me, I don't think you need to participate in any trial training."

"As long as you agree, I can make the decision immediately and recruit you into the provincial team."

"And, build a team with you as the core."

"Just right, this year Hualong Kingdom will start the National Games soon."

"I hope you can do your part for our Southern Star Province."

"Lead us Nanxing Province to achieve a good result."

"I believe that with your ability and self-confidence, even if you are given four pigs on the field, it should be possible to enter the final."

"As long as you show your ability at the National Games, you will be tested by the national team immediately."

"Even, there is a chance to enter the beautiful country and become a member of the beautiful country's professional league."

Liu Feng was stunned.

He smiled awkwardly, "Well, Coach Hu, I'm sorry, I'm not interested in basketball."

"I'm not even interested in becoming a professional player."

"So, I might disappoint you!"

Hu Yidao didn't believe it.

Immediately said, "How can you not be interested? No interest, you will develop such an ability alone?"

He also said, "Who would waste so much energy on something that doesn't interest me?"

"I didn't waste my energy!"

Liu Feng said, "To be honest, before today, I really never touched the ball."

Hu Yidao pointed to his head.

asked, "Do you see what this is?"

"what?"

"Head!"

"Oh!"

"Look again, is it broken?"

"..."

"It's not bad!"

"..."

"If you don't believe it, you can knock on it to see if it's broken or not!"

"..."

"Edison or Einstein said that success requires 90.00% sweat and [-]% talent."

Hu Yidao said solemnly, "Young man, you are very talented and you work hard."

"So, you've managed to have the potential to be a superstar."

"Now you just need a platform."

"but me……"

After a pause, Hu Yidao pointed to himself, "Hu Yidao, the famous national top coach, will become your bole."

"Give you a platform."

"Take you to the world!"

"Think about it, what a wonderful thing this is!"

"Come on, join my provincial team!"

Liu Feng's face was full of bitterness.

Said, "I really haven't tried hard, and I really only played today, why don't you believe it?"

"I believe!"

Hu Yidao said, "Who says I don't believe it!"

"Idiots don't believe it!"

Saying that, he looked at the young man beside him, "Do you believe it?"

"I believe it!" The young man also nodded, "Idiots don't believe it!"

"..."

"Because of believing, we want you to be included in the provincial team!"

Hu Yidao said, "We can't let your talent be buried!"

Liu Feng was a little depressed.

What a shit talent.

It's all given by the system!

What the hell, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't show off.

Just give that guy a punch and pay for some medical expenses.

Alas, the fist is still reliable.

Not so much!
"Well, let me think about it!"

After thinking about it, Liu Feng said, "Leave me a phone number, and if I figure it out, I'll call you."

"it is good!"

Coach Hu Yidao was also a straightforward person, he nodded immediately and let him go without any further words.

Liu Feng took Pingping and fled here quickly.

"Coach Hu, why did you let him go?"

The young man on the side said, "You haven't even asked his name yet, what if he doesn't contact you?"

"He dares!"

Coach Hu Yidao narrowed his eyes and said, "The seedlings I'm eyeing cannot escape."

"If he dares not contact me, I will find him at home."

"Go and have a long talk with him every day."

The young man was dumbfounded for a moment.

Of course he knew that Coach Hu was not joking.

This coach Hu really has this ability and will really do this kind of thing.

……

5 minute later.

Liu Feng finally returned to the car with Pingping.

call!
After getting into the car, Liu Feng let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's all your fault!"

Then, Liu Feng glared at Pingping, hugged Pingping, and pumped his buttocks twice.

"Well, it's much more comfortable now."

"..."

Pingping rubbed his butt with an aggrieved face.

Tears were rolling in his eyes.

He didn't know what he did either.

Why be beaten.

Anyway, Dad said it was all his fault, and then he was beaten.

this father...

"Wow, I haven't bought my basketball yet."

He suddenly remembered and said loudly, "Dad, let's go buy basketball!"

clap clap clap...

Liu Feng picked him up and slapped him several times.

"Still buying or not?"

Liu Feng said angrily, "Say, do you want to buy it or not?"

Pingping touched his butt, and said aggrievedly, "Dad, my butt must be swollen."

"Then do you still buy it?"

"Turn it three more times, and you will buy it for me, okay?"

"..."

"I just want to buy a basketball."

"Okay, I'll buy it for you!"

Liu Feng picked up Pingping, "You count it yourself, I'll buy it for you after I hit thirty."

"Don't buy it, don't buy it!"

Pingping immediately yelled, "Dad, I won't buy it!"

Thirty strokes, will the butt be broken!

Feeling swollen now.

Well, I can't fight anymore.

I have to rest for a few days and wait for the injury to heal before buying.

boom!
At this moment, Su Muyun opened the car door.

He took An'an into the car.

"Dad, you did something bad and made Mom angry!"

As soon as she got into the car, An An said, "Mom is not happy now, hurry up and coax mom!"

Snapped!
Ann was beaten.

"Smelly girl, what nonsense are you talking about?"

An An immediately became obedient and stopped talking.

Su Muyun asked, "What happened just now?"

"Why are so many people chasing after you for an autograph?"

"And those girls, why do you still say that you signed on their ass and chest?"

"Also, shamelessly shouting to give you a monkey?"

Su Muyun asked calmly.

But Liu Feng could hear the smell.

This is obviously jealousy.

"You ask him!"

Liu Feng pointed directly at Pingping, "It's all because of your son!"

Su Muyun immediately went to the passenger cab and hugged Pingping.

Pingping was hugged by her mother.

Immediately she acted coquettishly, "Mom, Dad hit me again just now, he..."

clap clap clap!
As a result, he was beaten again before he finished speaking.

"Hahaha……"

Liu Feng smiled.

This little kid must be very wronged today.

Pingping's eyes were red, and she really wanted to cry.

Su Muyun was not used to him at all, "Say, what's going on!"

Pingping recounted what happened at that time.

Although, what he said was not complete.

However, he said it with excitement.

Thieves excited.

such as……

Dad is a thief!
Dad is awesome!
Many young ladies said that they would give birth to monkeys for their fathers.

After finishing speaking, he asked Su Muyun specifically, "Mom, why do they want to give birth to monkeys for Dad!"

"Monkeys are so hairy."

"Isn't it good to have children?"

clap clap clap!
Got beaten again.

This time, moreover, Su Muyun hit him really hard.

"I'll make you a thief!"

"I made you so hairy!"

"I'll let you have a baby!"

"I'll let you……"

The specific number of hits is unknown.

Anyway, An An covered her eyes, a little afraid to look at it.

And Pingping started to cry.

Seeing Pingping crying, Su Muyun stopped.

"Don't cry, man, if you do something wrong, you will be punished."

Su Muyun taught him a lesson, "If you are punished, you have to admit it and don't cry."

Plain enough to be obedient.

Obediently stop crying.

He just pouted, looking very aggrieved.

"Okay, let's go home first, if there is anything, we will talk about it when we go home."

At this time, Liu Feng started the car.

Then, the underground garage was opened.

Seeing Pingping, Su Muyun still lowered her head in aggrieved manner.

He held Pingping in his arms.

Said softly, "Pingping, you have to remember, you can't run around and cause trouble again in the future."

"Otherwise, if something happens to you, father and mother will definitely be very sad."

"Did you know?"

Pingping nodded, lying obediently in her mother's arms.

I feel very happy.

After a while, he fell asleep.

……

10 minutes later.

The car stopped.

Su Muyun gently patted Pingping in his arms, "Pingping, wake up, we are going home."

"No, smelly father, bad mother, you will hit me if you know, I don't want you anymore."

Pingping pushed Su Muyun's hand away, closed his eyes and said, "I don't want to go home."

"I still want to buy basketball."

"I still want to be as awesome as my father."

Hearing this, Su Muyun and Liu Feng laughed at the same time.

This naughty child actually talks like this in his sleep.

"Smell, mom doesn't want you anymore."

At this time, An An suddenly ran to Pingping's ear and said, "Father doesn't want you anymore, we're going to sell you."

"Wow……"

Pingping sat up abruptly, crying in fright.

"I want mom, I want dad!"

"I want to go home!"

"Sell An'an, don't sell mediocre!"

"Pingping is very good, An'an is very bad, sell An'an!"

"..."

　Although, I know it's wrong to make a change, even if you want to change it like this, don't say it.

　　But, I don't want to make everyone think about it.

　　So, say it anyway.

　　Sorry, I may have to update it for a long time in the future.

　　Because, the grades fell a bit sharply, and it hit me a bit hard.

　　But don't worry, I'll finish it.

　　In a short time, there will be no other ideas, honestly write a book, and then publish it silently.

　　Thank you for your support, I hope you can continue to support, haha...

　　
　
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