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Chapter 115 The most shameless big fish list in history
Chapter 110 The Most Shameless Big Fish List in History
After sending off Uncle Bamboo Carpenter, Li Junge remembered why there was nothing after the last interview?Then he took out his mobile phone and called Wang Xue: "Wang girl, why didn't you inform us to watch the news during the last interview?"

The tone on the other end of the phone was very dejected: "Oh, brother Erpi, we are so unlucky! My news happened to be that the on-screen couple was getting divorced. They beat their brains out of their heads, so of course the public's attention is all about it. Over there, I don’t know if it’s your bad luck or my bad luck!”

Li Junge quickly comforted him: "It's because my luck has not been very good. If you are tired, don't be discouraged if it is not enough. Continue to pay attention to Lijiagou. One day we will be on the front page!"

Wang Xue said: "Thank you brother for your comfort. I will continue to pay attention to Lijiagou. By the way, although I didn't get published in the media, I snatched a corner for you on our newspaper website. I will send you the address later. Ah, alas, I can only do this for a small diary like me."

Li Junge said: "I listen to you why are you so discouraged? Don't lose your confidence, Wang girl! You have just become a full-time member, don't worry, which big record didn't come out after years of hard work, you should treat it as God's test for you Got it."

"Oh, by the way, why don't you come to Lijiagou again? Professor Sun Wenqi from Shudu University is inspecting ancient buildings in our Lijiagou, planning to use modern methods and traditional crafts to solve a big secret of our Lijiagou. , do you see if this news is worthwhile?"

Wang Xue said pleasantly: "Then you can send the material to my email first to have a look. I have been to the ancestral hall of your Li family, and I didn't find any secrets! Hey! Is there a secret room treasure or something?"

Li Junge said: "Girl, you have a really big brain! It's not like this, you will know it after reading it, hang up first!"

After hanging up the phone, Wang Xue sent a link, clicked on it, and the title was: "The raft bamboo craftsman's skills are superb, attracting Japanese masters to visit."

The content is solid, but in the comprehensive version of weird things, it really doesn't attract attention, and there are only a few replies below.

After reading the website, I thought about my own website, so I called Ayin again: "Ayin, what happened to our website?"

"Huh, Erpi? Come to the village committee, I'm here to take advantage of the air conditioner, let's watch and chat!"

When Li Junge came to the village committee, he found that Si Xingzhun and Li Hanqiu were also there.

A Yinyu waved to Li Junge and said, "Erpi, come quickly, take a look at this."

Li Hanqiu stood up and called out to Li Junge: "Brother Erpi."

Si Xingzhun rolled his eyes at the side, muttered: "Why are you so affectionate!" Then he said loudly: "Okay you bastard! Leave a mess of things to us and leave it alone, you are easy!"

Li Junge said: "What's so easy? Isn't my former tutor from Shudu University here? I've been tossing around with the old man for the past few days. Huh? Girl Qiu, what are you painting?"

A Yin explained: "Isn't the village organizing the declaration of intangible cultural heritage? This Panao female red is also one of them. Recently, I have collected a lot of female red books left by various households, and some of them are almost unreadable. , so the village asked Qiu Yatou to redraw all the fancy patterns, and then we have to scan the archives and report them after sorting them out."

Li Junge looked at the pile of brochures on the table, pouted and said, "This is a lot of work! Qiu girl, you have worked hard, and this can be regarded as a great contribution to the village. If you need anything, just tell Brother Erpi, Brother Erpi will definitely do it for you!"

Si Xingzhun hurriedly interrupted: "What should I do! Can I find someone if I really need you! The matter of Qiu girl is my matter, so I don't need your old man to intervene!"

Li Junge ignored him, slipped to sit next to A Yinyu, looked at A Yinyu's operation website, and said in his mouth: "Qiu girl, you are about to walk out of the ravine soon, and Brother Erpi wants to give you something Let me explain, the people in the city are very thoughtful, so you have to be careful about everything, ah!"

Si Xingzhun was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. Ayin patted Li Junge lightly, and said angrily: "You two are like dogs seeing sheep. When you meet, you bite me and I push you. Erzhun helped you during this time." I'm very busy, I'm busy with the website, but I don't have to worry about it!"

Looking at the computer screen, Li Junge saw the landscape of Lijiagou on the screen, but it was sketched with fine brushwork, with mangroves swaying, rivers rushing, golden scales swimming nearby, and wild geese flying north in the distance.

Suddenly a kingfisher flew over and landed on a reed in the lower right corner, startling the fish into the water and disappearing.

"Oh, I'm going! This picture is so beautiful!"

Si Xingzhun said in desperation: "That is, it must be exquisite. This is Qiu girl's hand-painted animation. My buddy animation company made an animation based on the hand-painted animation. It is properly movie-level!"

A Yinyu clicked on the Jiachuan pier, and three small animals jumped out.

"Hey, Ma Tou, Bai Da, is this wild boar a big flower or a big dumb?"

I chose a small animal to board Wuxi No. [-], and in the picture, Wuxi No. [-] began to drive towards Pan'ao Township.

The picture began to cut from the long shot to the close shot.

Get off the boat from the Pan’ao countryside, stand on the square, and use the mouse to control the rotation of the field of view. When you see something interesting, click it, and the corresponding real-life pictures and introductions will pop up.

Re-board the boat, and continue to Lijiagou, click on the ancestral hall, and relevant pictures and text introductions will also pop up, focusing on the gate tower, Shigu and Shihao, and Jiuchangju has become a news release center, forum, and chat room entrance , there are already many posts in it, there are news about Japanese visits, news about declaration of intangible cultural heritage, introduction of related intangible cultural heritage projects, news about the visit of Mr. Sun and his party, and a list of big fish in Lijiagou, But the big fish list is now empty.

Li Junge became excited when he saw it, and said, "Come on, let's do this tonight."

As he spoke, he took out his phone and posted the photos of himself when he caught big fish over the years.Then add a comment next to it.

"Catfish, length 1530mm, weight 31kg, catcher: Cai Xuejun"

"Cross mouth, length 1350mm, weight 12.6kg, catcher: Zhu Chaoan"

"Herring, length 1260mm, weight 22.5kg, catcher: Li Junge"

"Carp, length 800mm, weight 6kg, caught by: Li Junge"

"Bighead carp,... catcher: Li Junge"

"Rock carp,... catcher: Li Junge"

"Qingbo,...the catcher: Li Junge"

"Army Fish,...Catcher: Li Junge"

"Grass carp,... catcher: Li Junge"

……

Apart from the first two items, there are another twenty or thirty items, all of which are pictures of Li Junge.

Ayin laughed so hard that he covered his stomach: "Oh Erpi, you are the most shameless big fish list in history, right?"

Li Junge was still plausible there: "This is the benefit of keeping photos. Hahaha, I have pictures and proofs. If anyone refuses to accept it, let them fight!"

After speaking, I posted the website address in WeChat group, Moments, and QQ group.

After a while, several places became lively.

"Ouch, what do you mean by that? Got a virus?"

"No, everyone, hurry up and have a look, hahaha, this is Lijiagou! This thing is so interesting!"

"Wuxi No. [-] can be clicked, and three little things will pop up when clicked!"

"Really! Pfft... Matou, Bai Da, Da Dai... By visual inspection, Xiasi Quan is blind from crying!"

"Hahaha, what kind of stupid name did the ditch master choose?"

"Wait, wait, the boat is moving, and it's heading for Lijiagou!"

"I was in Pan'ao Township to see the scenery, tsk tsk tsk, why didn't I go to Pan'ao Township last time!"

"Oh, I'm going! What is this thing? Everyone is going to live in Lijiagou for a long time, which is where the farmhouse was last time! It's too shameless for me to rely on the owner of the ditch!"

"What? What do you see? I'm visiting the Miao village on the top of the mountain..."

"Oh, let me go! How shameless! I counted more than 30 species of fish, only Caitou and Zhuerworm are on the list, and the rest are all pictures of the ditch owner!"

"I am convinced that I can be shameless to this extent! Four taels of crucian carp are embarrassed to be on the list!"

"The carp is only [-] catties! I have caught [-] catties of carp with such a violent temper..."

"Wait, I found the entrance to a chat room, let's walk around and go into the kick hall..."

"Where is it? Ha, isn't this the kitchen entrance?"

……

After a while, a bunch of people came to the chat room, all shouting there.

"Ditch Master! Good you shameless! Come out!"

"Master Li Gou! Come out! I promise not to beat you to death!"

"come out!"

"come out!"

Seeing that everyone in the chat room was scolding Li Junge, A Yinyu laughed so hard that he almost slipped under his chair.

Li Junge's expression remained unchanged, and he typed a line of words lightly: "All the young and old are here? There are pictures and the truth, if you don't accept it, come to fight!"

"Oh, you really dare to come out! Your twelve catty carp is on the list, are you embarrassed?"

"There is a picture, there is the truth, if you don't accept it, come to fight!"

"Twelve catties of carp is fine, his crucian carp is the only shame, not even half a catty!"

"There is a picture, there is the truth, if you don't accept it, come to fight!"

"Xiao Baitiao is blind from crying, mom, I'm still young, I don't want to be exposed so early!"

"There is a picture, there is the truth, if you don't accept it, come to fight!"

"Oh, it's unreasonable. Look at my carp, thirty catties! Instantly kill the ditch master!"

"It wasn't caught by Lijiagou. There are pictures and the truth. If you don't accept it, come and fight!"

"I'm going to die! Is this a robot?"

"It's not a robot, but it's still the same sentence, there are pictures and the truth, if you don't accept it, come to fight!"

"This can't cure you! Caitou! Where are you? The people are calling for you!"

"Kick the hall, kick the hall, you must kick the hall, Caitou will come out quickly, and the organization will wash the rankings!"

"Down with the shameless ditch masters and organize the cleanup!"

"Down with the shameless ditch master, and organize the cleanup! +1"

"Down with the shameless ditch master, and organize the cleanup! +2"

……

"I'm here, I'm here, man, why are so many people sending me WeChat? Damn! Erpi! You are so shameless! Brothers, after the Mid-Autumn Festival, at the beginning of September, let's go clean the list! Don't let the gap The Lord has disappeared from this list, and my thoughts don’t make sense!”

(End of this chapter)