Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 146 Film Crew

Chapter 140 Seventh Film Crew
The two slipped down the mountain all the way, much faster than going up the mountain, and reached the bottom of the cliff at 04:30 in the afternoon.

Ayin took the skateboard out of the bag, stepped on it, and giggled, "Erpi, I'm leaving first!"

Li Junge was busy adjusting the small tackle, and shouted: "Don't panic, don't panic, I haven't ridden on this thing for more than ten years, let me get used to it first!"

A Yin laughed and said, "Then I'll wait for you at the front!" After speaking, she jumped on the skateboard, slid around and disappeared.

"Hey, don't run away..."

After finally getting used to the small pulley, Li Junge began to drive forward with all his strength.

After a while, I saw a delicate figure in front of me, dancing a dragon on the mountain road, swiping for a while, circling for a while, and occasionally dancing.

Seeing Li Junge approaching, A Yin smiled and said, "Erpi, you are so slow, I have been waiting for you for a long time!" After finishing speaking, he straightened the skateboard and disappeared in a flash.

Li Junge didn't even catch the opportunity to speak, and looked at his back and shouted: "Don't run so fast! It's dangerous! Be careful..."

He didn't get a response, and only took a mouthful of cool wind, and Ah Yin probably ran away long ago.

"Damn girl!" Li Junge gritted his teeth with hatred, so he could only lie down as low as possible to reduce the wind resistance and drive forward.

After finally catching up again, Li Junge shouted first: "Stop skating so fast! Come with me! How can I get home before dark at this speed!"

Ayin came over with a small sign, and accompanied Li Junge, and the two slid down side by side.

Ayin has a graceful posture, with a loose hemp flower in her hair, and a knot at the hem of her shirt, revealing a short section of her white waist, like an elf walking through the mountains and forests.

Li Junge's appearance is a bit ugly, sitting in the car with his legs spread apart, his body still lying forward and short, his posture is a bit like Shi Kang.

Li Junge himself didn't know it yet, so he laughed loudly and said, "But I haven't played this game for some time, it's really exciting to let it down from the middle of the mountain!"

Ayin smiled mischievously, saw the opportunity, swished across in front of Li Junge, and switched from left to right.

Li Junge was so frightened that he yelled, "Don't make trouble! What if we bump into each other! You can't be disfigured, and you have to be interviewed!"

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Needless to say, Ayin is a master of skateboarding, Li Junge has practiced paddling on bamboo tubes for a while, and with the transformation of Lingquan, his body balance is quite good. The two laughed and laughed all the way down to the foot of the mountain without any danger.

It was time to brake, and Ah Yin paused, jumped up, and the skateboard rolled and flew into the air.Ayin caught it in the air, then landed on the ground with both feet, ran forward a few steps and stopped.

Li Junge couldn’t make it look better. He straightened his body to increase the wind resistance and slow down. He stepped on the horizontal bar in front of his feet and continued to control the direction. He lowered his heels on the ground bit by bit, and Jiefang shoes gave off a burst of burnt smell. Smell, but fortunately, it stopped after sliding not too far.

Li Junge jumped off the small pulley, stretched his waist, and said: "It's really exciting, but the last step is too heel-consuming!"

Ayin laughed and said: "It's been a long time since I've had fun, Erpi, thank you for playing with me all the way!"

Li Junge looked very serious: "There are no cars on this road now, so if you have a car in the future, you are not allowed to play like this!"

Ayin rolled his eyes and said, "Teach people as soon as we go down the mountain! Erpi, do you think we can set aside a day for Lijiagou's skateboarding day? We will close this mountain road for a day for a skateboarding competition or a wheeled sled race, that's for sure." interesting!"

Li Junge said: "Are you a leading cadre who uses his power to use his power for personal gain? But it seems that it can be done, so this section of the road needs to be well publicized. When will you skateboard in front of the beautifully dressed, let Er Zhun be in front of you?" Shoot it later and put it on the Internet, it will definitely attract a bunch of fans!"

While speaking, I arrived at the ancestral hall, and I saw a group of people messing around at the door. The lights at the door of the ancestral hall were on the ground and turned upwards, making it gloomy. The voice was low and slow and said: "Why is the quagmire by the river suddenly cloudy? What is the huge black shadow? Is the ancient legend true? Why did the villagers suddenly fall into a coma? The reason? … Stay tuned to this issue of Closer to Science—Shadows in the Mire.”

Ayin shuddered when he heard that, and pulled Li Junge and said, "Erpi? Is this a science and education film? Why do I think it's a horror film?"

Li Junge was surprised and said: "You don't even know this show? This is their style! Let me tell you that it's good to watch the scene, and you can watch it when it's cut out. It's scary!"

A Yin said, "It's not that scary, is it?"

Li Junge said: "Actually, it's not terrible, but the problem is that they will deliberately exaggerate the first half of the matter, making things gossip, and making your hair stand on end..."

Seeing Ayin's disbelief, he said, "Hey, let me give you an example. Let's take the class teacher Cha Wan's self-study as an example. Their copywriting is like this."

After speaking, he imitated the tone of the middle-aged man just now: "Why can you hear a needle drop suddenly in the noisy classroom? Why do obsessed internet worms suddenly throw away their mobile phones? Why do people who are sleeping suddenly wake up at the same time? Why does the arrogant and domineering let go of her classmates? Pen and paper? Why do all kinds of mysteries suddenly arise? What shadows wander silently outside? Please pay attention to "Into Science"—”

After speaking, he suddenly leaned in front of A Yin's face: "A face on the back window!"

Unafraid, Ah Yin drew a few strokes on the palm of his left hand with his right index finger, and then slapped Li Junge hard on the forehead: "Ah Ding!"

Li Junge was slapped on his back, covering his forehead with his hands: "Oh, Ayin, what are you doing! You are too hard! This must have left a red mark!"

A Yin laughed loudly: "This is the palm talisman passed down by grandma! It doesn't matter if you are a human or a ghost, let's decide first!"

Li Junge was indignant: "You are still a party member! You don't talk about science!"

The two were arguing here, when the middle-aged man came over and said, "This is Comrade Li Junge, right?"

Li Junge shook hands with him quickly: "Oh, Mr. Zhang, don't call me that! I'm your fan! I watch every episode of your show in Yuzhou! I missed eight episodes!"

Teacher Zhang wore wide-rimmed eyes, dressed in a casual suit, and asked with great interest, "Huh? Why haven't you watched it recently?"

Li Junge said: "Hey! Isn't it summer vacation? There are many children in the family, so I'm afraid I'll scare them!"

Li Junge continued to pester: "What have you been talking about in the last few episodes? Tell me quickly!"

Teacher Zhang said embarrassingly: "Uh, it's nothing. It's just that there is a pair of old people whose electric lights keep turning on at night for no reason. Everyone said that their house is haunted, and the old people fell ill from fright."

Li Junge said: "And then what?"

Teacher Zhang said: "Later, we invited many experts and scholars, but none of them could explain this phenomenon. Finally, the village repaired the circuit and said that the screw of the switch was loose. Tighten it and it will be fine."

Ayin laughed out loud with a "poof".

Li Junge said excitedly again: "The eighth issue, there must be more than this one!"

Teacher Zhang said: "Recently we are doing biology series. The last topic is about the tiger-striped tarantula. It is said that the poison of a tarantula can kill a cow. We found the village where the legendary dead cow was photographed. Issue one."

Ayin said: "What's the result?"

Teacher Zhang said: "The result is that the cow's tongue was bitten, and the cow starved to death because it couldn't eat."

Ayin laughed so hard that she squatted on the ground.

Teacher Zhang also let go, and said with a smile: "The third episode that is being broadcast now is more fun. In a village, white radishes were planted, and in autumn they turned into carrots. We convened a group discussion with experts from all over the country. After investigating the water, Fertilizer, land type, air, weather, and even planting methods. Three episodes were filmed. The final conclusion is that the buddy planted the wrong seeds."

A Yin was about to twitch: "Ouch... I can't stand up... I'm going to laugh to death..."

Li Junge dragged A Yin by both hands and pulled her up, and said, "Mr. Zhang, this is the village head of our Lijiagou Village. A Yin, you must forgive me for laughing too lightly!"

Teacher Zhang was also angry, and said, "It's okay, Junge, I heard that you have an old soft-shelled turtle here, and the villagers said that you won't see you until you come back. We are all shooting sideshows and have been waiting for you! "

Li Junge said: "Mr. Zhang, you are too polite. You can just call me Piwa. How can the villagers say it so mysteriously? It is a bigger Chinese soft-shelled turtle."

After speaking, he looked at the sky and said, "It's almost dark today, why don't we wait until the light is better tomorrow?"

Teacher Zhang said: "Ah no! The light is just right, have you forgotten the style of the first half of our show?"

Li Junge patted his forehead and said, "Forget about this, the purpose is to make the film look mysterious and dark, right?"

Teacher Zhang patted Li Junge on the shoulder: "Haha, I understand in seconds! We can't help it. Science and education programs also have to talk about ratings!"

Li Junge said: "Okay then, let's go now. By the way, Mr. Zhang, can you handle this? What if we can't explain it scientifically?"

Teacher Zhang laughed and said: "You can rest assured! There is nothing in this world that we cannot explain! It is our channel's duty-bound responsibility to break superstition!"

Li Junge said: "Then I'll go back and catch some crucian carp. That old tuan fish has its mouth in its mouth. It likes to eat our crucian carp!"

When I came to the back of the ancestral hall with a lunch box of small crucian carp, the villagers along the pond were already surrounded by the villagers, and the ones behind pressed the shoulders of the front and stood there to watch.

Li Junge went up and said: "Everyone, don't do this, people like you can't take pictures, so you should hide behind the camera!"

Liang Huili and Ah Yin were also busy saying hello: "This film will be broadcast on TV when it is shot, everyone can watch it then! Please cooperate with the film crew! They come from BJ all the way, don't make people laugh The people in Lijiagou don't understand etiquette!"

(End of this chapter)