Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 151 The Scary Mid-Autumn Night

Chapter 150 The Horror Mid-Autumn Night

That night, Li Junge slept beautifully, but in the chat room of the website, there was an uproar.

"Oh my god! It's scary! Who watched those two videos on the forum just now?"

"Grip the claw! Did you read it too? You said it's a big holiday, who the hell is so wicked to let this go?"

"I watched it on my mobile phone under the covers, but now I can't hold back my urine, how can I break it?!"

"I'm fine, there's a Coke bottle beside me..."

"I'm such a jerk, and I said I came to catch birds for fun before going to bed, what do you think I'll do with it!"

"Upstairs, catch birds to play before going to bed, visually check for single dogs!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Don't be fooled, look at this style, maybe the ditch master is messing around!"

"This is a CCTV program, right? Can the boss get CCTV if he does something?"

"That old turtle is really not a five-cent special effect, such a big old turtle, maybe it really has become a genius!"

"Does the guy upstairs understand politics? If he really is a propagandist, can he be on CCTV?"

"That's right, so the answer will definitely be revealed in the third episode, but why can't you click on the third episode of this broken website? The video link has been connected... I even gave him a face!"

"Tonight is the Mid-Autumn Festival. I heard that those who have to come out to breathe moonlight to practice inner alchemy..."

"Upstairs, you go away!"

"That's right, Lijiagou is so closed, and the pollution in the city is so heavy now, what if all those things are hiding there..."

"You go away too! Do you want someone to sleep? It's over. When I close my eyes now, I will be that fat guy with small eyes..."

……

The next day, Li Junge took two international friends to enjoy the scenery on the Wuxi River on a cruise, and the video incident on the website continued to ferment.

"What's going on with the third episode? I hung up all night yesterday, but I still can't connect."

"You've only been hanging up for one night, and I'm still hanging up now. It doesn't report an error and doesn't stop. It's just that the video connection is in progress... It's so weird!"

"It's amazing my Dalijiagou! This is the rhythm of Sanxian!"

"Hey, do you think that big carp is also a fairy?"

"The old man Li is an old drama player? The acting is so real!"

"It doesn't feel like acting. Those villagers we have seen are very simple."

"It's a fluke. Fortunately, I didn't catch this monster last time..."

"You all went to the wrong channel. Should we focus on two issues, one, how does science explain this matter? Two, why can't the most critical third episode be clicked?"

"I agree with the upstairs, Master Ditch, please take pity on us, please maintain that broken website... I haven't slept well for two days..."

"Yeah, isn't the ditch owner and the others maintaining this website? Just call him out?"

"Ditch master! Come out!"

"Villager Li Junge! Come out!"

"Damn Erpi! Come out!"

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……

On the third night, someone who understood finally came.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's really fishing for the poor third-generation SLR to ruin your life. Didn't you find that the link to the third episode is tricky?"

"Is there something tricky? What kind of trick?"

"Look, look, if you don't improve yourself by fishing every day, you will end up like this."

"Can the big brother upstairs still be a good fishing friend? Can't you explain it clearly?"

"Hahaha, what I mean is that this ditch master is so fucking stupid. Didn't you find that the third episode is actually linked to a text file?"

"What do you mean? Net Xiaobai is confused."

"It means that the links to the first two episodes were honestly connected to the CCTV program, but the link to the last episode is a text file, which says a sentence 'video link...please wait patiently... ...', when you click on it, it will always be this sentence. It's cheating..."

"Pfft... I just said why I didn't report the error all the time! The ellipsis didn't move at all! It turns out that I clicked on a sentence and put it there!"

"Really, I just right-clicked and checked the properties. What the hell is the last link to a file called haha.txt. Oh, this file name is so annoying!"

"Then the question is, whose style is this?"

"Ditch master! It must be the ditch master!"

"This bastard! If he doesn't do anything for three days, his hands will itch!"

"Damn Erpi! Get out! I promise not to beat you to death!"

"I'm going to kill myself. I just went to CCTV to watch the third episode. They explained it clearly and clearly. Damn, this ditch master is really a monster. Let's boil him to sacrifice to heaven..."

"Didn't you find a problem? In addition to the ditch owner, there is actually another cheater!"

"Who?"

"That Mr. Zhang! His show is so good that it looks like a horror movie, it's a conscience drama!"

"Damn! What you said makes sense!"

……

At this time Li Junge came up: "Hey, everyone is here, dear friends, did you have a happy Mid-Autumn Festival?"

"Happy on your face!"

"Dear your face!"

"In your face!"

"Yo, you have a face!"

"You guys are really fast! I...then you have a look on your face!"

"Oh, what's the matter? What happened?"

"You look like a pig and your heart is loud! Say it yourself, what happened to that broken video?!"

"We in Lijiagou don't take this blame, it's Mr. Zhang from CCTV! Ouch, I'm scared..."

"Pretend! Keep pretending! What's the matter with the link to the third episode?!"

"Uh...you have to talk about your conscience. The third episode was just aired on CCTV that day, and their own website hasn't been released yet, so we have to wait. Maybe the language is not well organized and everyone misunderstood."

"Don't explain! Explaining is covering up! Covering up is the truth!"

"Misunderstanding your size, you did it on purpose! Otherwise, why didn't you change the link after the third episode of CCTV came out?"

"Uh... let me think about how to answer... ah, our family's Bai Da bit the network cable, so he can't log in to the server!"

"Pfft...you go...how far do you go...I don't want to talk to you..."

"Pfft... Can this excuse be any worse? Now it's all wireless..."

"... Let's sacrifice to the heavens... Who boiled this evildoer to sacrifice to the heavens..."

"Hahaha, well, that was a joke I made with everyone during the Mid-Autumn Festival, I apologize! But today I have good news, that is, the documentary of our first intangible cultural heritage project Jiudou Bowl in Lijiagou has come out, and We made it ourselves, and just posted it on the forum, if you are interested, you can go and have a look, there are mixed-race beauties in it!"

"Come again! Trying to trick us again! When did Lijiagou have a half-race beauty?!"

"That's right! I won't be fooled again! If there are mixed-race beauties in Mr. Ditch's film, I'll live-stream and eat keyboards!"

……after awhile……

"Uh, that man who said he was going to eat the keyboard live, come out and have a chat?"

""Uh... Is this Lao Tzu stepping left and right and getting deeper and deeper?Why can't he avoid the ditch master's tricks back and forth? ...Ditch Master...Is it okay for me to call you gutter oil from now on?It's too bad! "

"Stop talking nonsense! Eating the keyboard! Live broadcast!"

"Uh... Everyone, give me a few days to prepare... Flash first!"

……

Ignoring the things in the chat room, Li Junge went to deliver food to Ayin again. Today is a good day for delivering food for the first day, so he greeted the villagers all the way with a happy heart.

"Uncle Dongfang."

"Pipa."

"You don't know yet, do you? I have a girlfriend."

"Well, Ah Yin is a good girl, you have to treat her well."

"Huh? Who told you it belonged to A Yin?"

"Is this strange? There is no one who is suitable for you in this village except A Yin?"

"Uh……"

Continued to move forward without taking two steps, and met another one.

"Uncle Pharmacist."

"Pipa."

"Uncle Pharmacist, you went up the mountain again, what are you carrying?"

"Haha, I went up the mountain to get some angelica."

"Then you must not know that I have a new girlfriend."

"Ayin, it could be someone else!"

"Ok?"

"Well, what, well, I've seen that you two are suitable for a long time, and I was thinking about how to give your mother a compliment."

"Uh……"

After walking two steps forward, I met another one.

"Piwa, Piwa, wait a minute!"

"Huh? Grandma Wang, do you need something from me?"

"Oh, you brat, why don't you wait for me?"

"Aren't I waiting for you?"

"Oh, that's not what my mother-in-law said. I mean, why don't you wait for me to come to you as a matchmaker!"

"Ok?"

"I thought that Ah Yin was a good one, and I wanted to match you, but it turned out that you got better yourself first!"

"Then what should I say? I'm... sorry?"

"Hahaha, silly boy! Hurry up and deliver the food, I'll ask your mother for a horoscope! There's still more to come!"

"Uh……"

This routine was followed all the way, and when we arrived at the village committee, the food was cold.

"Ah, A Yin, I'm so sorry for being late. The food was cold after being asked this and that by the villagers all the way."

A Yin took out the food and put it in the microwave oven: "It's okay, just heat it up and it'll be fine. Do the folks know about it?"

Li Junge felt very hurt: "They were not surprised at all, as if they knew it in advance, but Grandma Wang still reacted a little bit, and I was so mad! It made me feel no sense of accomplishment at all!"

Ayin laughed loudly: "Isn't that bad? I want to surround you like an old tuna to have a sense of accomplishment?"

Li Junge also plausibly said: "At any rate, I am a child of Lijiagou. I keep my head down every day but don't look up. You should care about me, right?"

Ayin clapped his hands and said, "Or do the folks take it for granted? Do you think it's only natural for us to be together?"

Li Junge's thoughts came to light immediately, and he smiled while distributing chopsticks: "Yes! Hahaha, I figured it out when you said that! The folks may have thought that we were a natural couple, and they would be surprised if we were not together. ,Ha ha ha ha!"

The two chatted while eating, and then they got down to business.

"Ayin, the season of autumn vegetables is here, I want to rent some land to grow."

"Why did you suddenly want to do this?"

"In order to support Mr. Wu's work, the land at home has been planted with sweet elephant grass, and the vegetables we eat have not been sourced! Besides, the business at the farmhouse has always been good. It's not a problem to guard the wasteland and buy vegetables all the time. ? Get some land to grow vegetables, it can be regarded as reducing costs!"

"It's such a simple matter, two acres of land is enough."

"Don't, this time, I bought a little too much seeds this time, and I can't afford two acres of land..."

"How much is enough?"

"Look, this time I bought peppers, bell peppers, lettuce, cauliflower, leeks, cabbage, radishes..."

"Just tell me how much land you want to rent!"

"I estimated it, fifty, ah no, about sixty acres..."

"puff……"

(End of this chapter)