Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 417 The Art of Rap
Chapter 410 The Art of Rap

A middle-aged man came up and bought one. His accent was from Shudu, and he asked, "Young man, what are you talking about? Wait, you need to use four words and eight sentences!"

Li Junge beat drums on the wooden barrel with a pole, and read: "Hey! Hey! This gentleman is famous, and he knows how to speak and write! Speaking of papa, it is a bit early! This thing is called muddy water Baba, porters and trackers rely on it! Glutinous rice noodles, add alkaline water, you can’t stop eating after one bite! The stuffing was a bit poor back then, and the sprouts were lumpy and lard residue. Now life is good, and the old set can’t fail. Bacon Diced fresh meat, chopped dried tofu, mixed with shallots, all good ingredients!"

A group of people around them actually slapped their hands, whether they came to watch a play or to eat.

But fortunately, the business started to pick up, and everyone who had tasted it introduced it to the people around. This food is good, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the taste is quite good.

When the fried ones were sold out, Li Junge opened the bucket, took out some muddy water cakes and put them in the frying pan to fry them.

Someone next to him laughed and booed: "Keep going, we don't want to stop!"

Li Junge laughed loudly: "Small business is useless, everyone will take care of me and say it. Muddy water cake, a long history, old food at Jiachuan wharf. The porter eats it well to carry the load, and the tracker eats it well to pull the boat. One by one fist Big, I’m a little scared when my appetite is small. My papa doesn’t say yes, and I run up the mountain casually after eating. One papa is tipped, and I run up and down the mountain for a day. I don’t suffer, I don’t get fooled, I will give you a meal..."

The green galangal leaf boat is filled with golden muddy water rice cakes, and the fried rice skin is picked apart with bamboo sticks. The soft and glutinous white glutinous rice ball skin is as thick as fat, and there is a bag of loose and oily fillings inside, and red lean bacon. , Transparent fatty bacon, pink lean fresh meat, white fat meat, brown-yellow dried tofu, emerald green chopped green onion, really colorful and delicious.

Li Junge didn't stop moving his hands, nor did he stop talking.Even those tourists who hadn't planned to buy Baba couldn't help but pay for it. It was worthwhile to listen to a few words for ten yuan.

The key is that this baby is not a cliché, it is based on the customer's appearance, gender, and clothing, and it is composed and sung now.

What is "This old man is rich, and his wife doesn't dare to control him. He wears Nikes under his feet and a SLR in his hand..."

What about "an old lady in front of her, with silver hairpins on her hair and gauze, filial sons and virtuous grandchildren helping her around, the family is going well and good luck..."

What "this girl is beautiful, with legs under her ribs. Her nose is straight, her eyebrows are curved, her teeth are straight, and she looks at Zhang Ziyi..."

Made everyone laugh.

The business was getting better and better, and Li Yu collected so much money that the tip of his nose started to sweat.

Seeing the uncle selling jelly watching the fun with a smile on his face, Li Junge began to improvise again: "There is a good uncle in Pan'ao Township, and his jelly is ample. Pea flour, mung bean flour, you can eat as you like. Sesame oil, Chili oil, it makes my mouth water when I smell it. Soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, chopped green onion, and jelly are praised by everyone. Food stalls sell everywhere, thank you uncle for coming to help.

At that time, someone shouted: "Yes! Uncle, give me two bowls of jelly!"

The uncle hurriedly got up to work, and smiled while he was busy: "Hey, here we come! Oh, I still have my business!"

Someone in the crowd started booing: "The two little bosses sing together!"

Li Junge continued to sing: "The muddy water cake is delicious, and it's amazing to pair it with jelly! One is crispy and the other is tender, and the baby will learn a lot after eating it. One is tender and the other is crispy, and the man will look strong after eating it. One is cold and the other is hot, girl Eat long color. One is hot, one is cold, the boy chases the girl after eating. Wait a minute, girl, I will buy you a bowl of rice jelly. Girl is like a flower, I will buy you a muddy water cake!"

A group of people burst into laughter and applauded loudly!This is hard to beat!

While frying the cakes, Li Junge continued to introduce: "Pan'ao Township, in a long time, the five streams and one river are the most upstream. In the late Southern Song Dynasty, terraced fields were opened, and a peach blossom garden was opened. In the Ming Dynasty, the Li family was the leader, and there were [-] gauze hats in the house. The old house of the Li family There are three rows and seven entrances to the Thirteenth Hospital. The old guild hall and the old stage have been passed down from generation to generation. Matou Wall, the old teahouse, treat you to a tureen when you are tired. Sightseeing car, it does not cost money, and you can go shopping for a while Circle. Gantangyi Road is well built, and the inscriptions of the township sages must be written down. Emphasize benevolence and propriety, keep faith, and keep the rules of the elders in mind. Love animals, love flowers, and don’t just ask for them. Further in, Lijiagou, Shenqing Memorial Arch and Shimen Tower. To this day, at that time, the selenium-rich fruit is litchi. Intangible cultural heritage items are linked together, bamboo art girl red stone inkstone. Some are cheap and some are expensive. You have to think about it before consumption. Although the river is quiet, the water is clear, and you can swim in the river. Be careful with the water. When you get there, you have to take a boat. You can also play in Paogua Lake. You can go sightseeing, you can fish, and you can buy the small ones. The big ones. Butcher vegetables, boat noodles, whatever you want. Cliff, Tianshu Cliff, I can’t climb it for the time being. Bifeng Mountain, the terrain is strange, and there is a hanging sky village on it. The predecessors planted a good tree, and the predecessors opened the path. If you don’t see enough this time, welcome to come again next year! "

A section of the tour guide's words and sentences came down, without a click, and it was composed and sung as soon as it opened its mouth, and the palms of the tourists were all red.

……

They sang and sold it like this, and by the time the tourists left with unsatisfied desires and started to play around Pan'ao Township, all of the muddy water cakes had been sold.

Putting the hot oil off the stove to cool, Li Junge had time to take off his straw hat to fan the wind, drink water, and being surrounded just now, his mouth was really parched.

Uncle's jelly noodle stand hit a new high today, and he couldn't close his mouth from smiling: "Oh boy, you know how to do this! With this ability, tofu can be sold at the price of meat. Today is thanks to you." Are you still coming tomorrow?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "I can't come tomorrow, I am here to accompany my children to work-study, and I have completed the task. Then uncle, we will go back first!"

……

On the way back in the sightseeing car, Li Junge said to Li Yuduo: "Yuduo, do you understand now? The problem in your heart is so serious that it cannot be solved. After seeking help from your family, you may be able to get what you imagined." Different solutions may be solved very simply. Now I ask you again, if you encounter difficulties in the future, who can you turn to?"

Li Yuduo's eyes crooked with a smile: "Look for Uncle Erpi!"

Li Junge laughed loudly, touched Li Yuduo's head and said, "That's right, when encountering difficulties, don't hide or hide it, and tell your family honestly, this is the kingly way to solve the problem."

Li Yuduo's eyes were full of excitement: "Uncle Erpi, guess how much money we made this time?!"

Li Junge said with a smile: "There are 130 four cakes in total, 340 yuan each. If you didn't receive counterfeit money, if you didn't change the money, it should be [-] yuan."

Li Yuduo was dumbfounded: "Will you find the wrong money? And... there are counterfeit money?"

Li Junge smiled and said: "I see that you are very quick to collect money and change money, and you don't even check the money handed over. This may lead to the possibility of finding the wrong one and receiving fake money."

Li Yuduo suddenly became nervous: "Oh, let's check quickly then?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "Now in the sightseeing car, if you check, there is another possibility, the possibility of being blown away by the wind."

Li Yuduo's excitement was dispelled a lot at once, and his small mouth pouted again.

Li Junge said with a smile: "The old ancestors said, 'Everything can be done if it is forewarned, and it will be abandoned if it is not forewarned. Response plan. Since it is selling things, it is normal to accidentally receive counterfeit money and make mistakes in changing money. You can first set a tolerable error probability, and then reduce this probability time and time again through various measures. Finally You'll make an excellent cashier."

"Of course you have never done such a thing before, and you are inexperienced. It is very normal for such and such situations to occur. But if you fall into the pit for the first time and fall in the second time, it is not normal. Or else It’s stupid, or it’s lazy, Yu Duo said, right?”

Li Yuduo was so teased that he giggled coquettishly. Uncle Erpi's words always made sense.

When I got home, two people, one big and one small, were putting their heads together, counting the money carefully one by one, and mom and dad came back first.

As soon as I entered the door, my mother said: "Oh! This is a robbery of that road? So much money!"

Li Yuduo smiled and said, "Uncle Erpi and I went to Pan'ao Township to sell muddy water cakes for a long time. Grandma, look! We've earned so much, aren't we good?"

The mother stroked Li Yuduo's head and said, "Amazing, our kids are all amazing! You can't spend Yuduo's money indiscriminately, save it to buy books and stationery for yourself!"

Li Yuduo smiled and nodded.

Li Junge said: "Don't be too busy, don't be too busy. Now the accounts are clear. The total is 270 yuan. Sure enough, there is a fifty-fifty bill that is counterfeit, and the other 20 yuan should be caused by a mistake in the change."

"Then, out of the 270 yuan, we have to cut out the cost. Uncle Erpi's labor is regarded as voluntary labor. The materials used include eight catties of rice noodles, five catties of bacon, five catties of fresh meat, two catties of green onions, and two catties of dried tofu. , let’s make a rough calculation of 270 yuan. The total income minus the cost is the profit. How much is Yu Duo in total?”

Li Yuduo said: "There is still one thousand left."

My mother gave Li Junge a smack on the back of the head: "You and Yu Duo counted these!"

Li Junge's head was thrown forward, and he turned his head and said, "This is the real way of cooperation, okay? When Yu Duo grows up, we have to do business like this! This is what the kids have to learn now!"

Mom smiled and said, "Forget it, I don't bother to bother with you uncles and nephews! I'll go cook!"

Li Junge continued to argue with Li Yuduo: "Okay, the profit of 1000 yuan is quite a lot, and if the two of us work together, then we should share it equally. Come on, the two of us are [-] yuan each. This [-] yuan is your peace of mind." Money that can be taken."

Li Yuduo gave out two hundred yuan and said, "Uncle Erpi, I think you have contributed more, so you should get more."

Li Junge smiled and said: "Yu Duo is really good, but Uncle Erpi is just helping you solve the problem. Don't forget what our original intention of this business is, isn't it just to solve a few catties of uncooked rice paste? Solve this, and the rest Don't worry about it too much."

(End of this chapter)