Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 452 "The Uninhabited Island"

Chapter 450 Three "Uninhabited Island"

Liang Huili rolled her eyes: "It's the same as your mahogany statue of arapaima, can the one you buy be the same as the one you won?"

Lin Zhao said: "That's right, if Weiwei is here, then we will go!"

Li Junge rolled his eyes: "You can tell, you are so skinny, Weiwei still has to take care of you! Tropical rainforest is easy to get along with? Mosquitoes and ants will kill you!"

Lin Zhao said, "Isn't there no mosquitoes on the beach? When the time comes, the sea breeze is blowing on the beach, drinking coconut juice, and going to the sea for a swim. It's so beautiful just thinking about it..."

Li Junge laughed angrily: "Do you think the deserted island is a resort? It's so beautiful, can you guarantee that the sun will be sunny every day for fifty days? And you can't stay in the house at night, let you try blowing it outside for three nights? "

Wu Zhiqiu said: "Pi Wa, I really think it's okay, let foreigners see what we Chinese are capable of! Last year, didn't you know how to build a shed to guard wild boars in the cornfield? Just build a shed on the island and live there for fifty days. , it's not difficult for you, is it?"

Li Junge said: "You're fooling around! Guarding the wild boars doesn't worry about food and drink, who knows if there is anything to eat on the deserted island?"

Lin Zhao said, "Isn't fishing and shrimping your profession? Guarding the sea can still make you hungry?"

Li Junge said: "Eating small dried fish for fifty days? My brother is now a person who has hundreds of thousands of people every minute, so he is guilty of that crime? Besides, the number of roads in the sea is not familiar. You will be responsible for my hungry Ayin." ?...Huh? Ayin, why don't you speak?"

A Yin blushed and said to Li Junge: "Erpi... I, I also think we can try... At worst, we can quit if we can't persist..."

Li Junge turned his head and said to his Thai sister with a righteous face: "Sister, where is the pen? Let's sign up! You are well educated, you can't let the Japanese represent us yellow people!"

Liang Huili, Wu Zhiqiu, and Lin Zhao were so angry that they gritted their teeth. The few of them drooled and couldn't match A Yin's words.I'm ashamed to satirize others, "Poor Zhu Jin holding the fragrant snow, it's not as clear as jade."

You Guier is not much better than Tang Xuanzong!

After signing up, the Thai sister was very happy and ran to find the host.

After a while, the host came to the stage: "Hi everyone, after discussion by the organizing committee, we have selected eight groups of contestants from the vast number of applicants, and now we invite them to come on stage one by one."

"Group [-], Team Russia, Titova, Chersky!"

"Second group, British team, Isabella, Charlton!"

……

Next are France, the United States, Australia, Argentina, and South Africa.

At the end of the final registration, he said: "The eighth group, the Chinese team, Ingris, Jungle!"

The surrounding crowd booed wildly, each team announced, there was a burst of cheers, and when it was the turn of the Chinese team, it was a huge momentum.

There is no way, who said that the most tourists are Chinese tourists now?

The host continued: "Now, eight participating teams are invited to come on stage!"

Liang Huili was so happy that she clapped her hands repeatedly: "Up, up, up! Erpi, Ayin, it's up to you, don't worry, I'll go back home and show you guys, do a good job!!!"

The eight teams took to the stage one by one, and when Ayin and Li Junge made their appearance, there was a sensation below.

"Wow! Big beauty!"

"Yeah yeah, look at that figure, that face, that hair, oh, where can I watch this show? The ratings will go up just because of this face..."

"I'll go, if I knew I was going to partner with this beauty, I would go too..."

"Does anyone know you, just go..."

"Oh, it's not easy to serve such a girl, right? I'm afraid this buddy will be a cow and a horse again in the past fifty days..."

……

Not to mention the discussion below, the host began to interview teams from various countries. What everyone is most interested in, first of all, is of course their relationship.

Some said it was husband and wife, some said it was siblings, some said it was couples...

It was Li Junge's turn, and the host asked with a smile: "Jungle, can you tell us what your relationship is with this beautiful girl?"

Li Junge said solemnly: "Ah, she is my superior leader!"

The host was dumbfounded, and the Chinese audience roared with laughter.

"Hahahaha...Look at the host's expression! Hahahaha I burst into tears..."

"This kid is full of nonsense, right? It can't be that he is really the leader, right? I look like a young couple..."

"There's nothing wrong with that. Isn't my wife the leader of the family?"

"Brother, you accidentally exposed your family status..."

……

Fortunately, Li Junge followed up and explained: "She is the head of our village, and I am a villager, so she is my leader, but we are also boyfriend and girlfriend."

The host breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then your occupation is a farmer?"

Li Junge said: "This is a bit complicated to say. Our country is undergoing major changes. It is difficult to define this identity. For example, farmers who have been working outside for decades, are they considered farmers or urban residents? For example, urban residents who return to the countryside to contract land and forests People from rural areas, should they be regarded as peasants or urbanites? Well, it’s hard to say... What do you think?”

The host was completely dazed, what the hell am I interviewing you or are you interviewing me?

Everyone in the audience was dizzy with joy, this kid is too difficult to deal with, the burden is thrown to the host, the host can't bear it!

Fortunately, the host was clever, and turned to interview A Yin: "Ingris, I heard from Jungle that you are the village chief?"

Ayin smiled and said, "Yes, I do administrative work in the village."

The host said: "You and Jungle are both good at English, are you both highly educated?"

A Yin said with a smile: "Now in China, more and more people are highly educated. Both Jungle and I returned to the village after graduating from university."

The host said politely: "I really envy Jungle's village, which has such a beautiful talker like you."

Ayin smiled decently: "Thank you, the girls in your country are also beautiful."

This remark was unanimously applauded by the Chinese and Thais who were watching.

The host returned to the stage and said to the audience: "Now I announce that the large-scale tourism public welfare activity, "No Man's Island" is just beginning. Now, the men in the participating teams are invited to retreat behind the stage, and the ladies are invited to stay." .”

Li Junge and the boys retreated behind the scenes, leaving only A Yin and the girls behind.

The event stipulates that the contestants are between 30 and [-] years old, so they are not very old. Everyone shook hands and greeted each other happily.

The host said: "Considering the limited survivability of the contestants, the organizing committee agrees that the female contestants of each team should choose the same tool for their own team. Next, please ask the staff to carry the tool box up."

After a while, several girls were selected.

The host visits one by one.

"Titova, you chose the lighter, can you tell me why?"

"We have a cold climate in Russia, and we all know the importance of fire, so lighters are my first choice!"

"Isabella, you chose fishing lines and hooks for the British team. It seems that you are more interested in food?"

"Yes, my husband Charlton is a big fisherman, and I'm sure with these two things we won't go hungry."

"Sophie, what did you choose?"

"I chose a condom!"

"Uh... this... can you tell me the reason? Are you still on a desert island..."

"Condoms are super elastic, they can be waterproof, they can be used as slingshots, tourniquets, and water bags, but hehe, these are all excuses..."

"I see, well you French are really romantic..."

"Scarlett, what did you choose for Team USA?"

"I chose a short hunting knife, which can also be converted into a long spear if necessary. I believe that with it, my brother will overcome all difficulties..."

"Laura..."

"I chose a machete, the kind Lara used in Tomb Raider in the Peruvian jungle..."

"It seems that this movie is also very popular in Argentina, what about you, Sally..."

"I also chose a machete for the Australian team, but this machete is wrapped with a paratrooper rope, so I actually got one more thing than Laura, the rope!"

"Well, you're such a smart girl! Tanya, what did you choose for the South African team?"

"I chose a harpoon, because I have seen natives use wood to make fire, so it is not difficult for us to drill wood to make fire. Relatively speaking, food is more important."

"You can still make fire by drilling wood? Then you have an advantage. Let's take a look at the Chinese team again. Hey, Ingris, what you are holding is a garden hand saw?"

Ayin smiled and said: "Yes, I think that when going to a desert island, the first thing is to choose something that we can't make on a desert island. The teeth of this hand saw are something we can't make on a desert island... "

"Wait, are you talking about machetes, hunting knives, harpoons, and those things from other teams, can you get them on the desert island?"

"Uh, I don't know what the desert island is like now, but I have the same idea as Sally. This hand saw is as wide as three fingers, and has a curvature. The teeth are on the inner arc... Well, my idea is If the outer arc is polished, can we get a machete, so we have two tools..."

"Wow, you guys are really smart! Well, now each team has selected their tools. In order to ensure the fairness and justice of the competition, we will provide uniforms for each participating team. Except for the clothes and the tools you have chosen, nothing else can be taken away. , now please go to the backstage to change your outfits, and set off immediately after changing your outfits, someone will send you to your respective desert islands!"

There was a lot of uproar on and off the stage, this is just doing what you say!Don't talk about extra opportunities!

Li Junge was changing clothes when he heard a neat Chinese shout outside: "Mushu, Bima, Mushu, Bima..."

Li Junge was confused when he heard this: "What the hell is Bi Ma? I still want to scold Ma Bi!"

However, the organizing committee pressed him hard and changed clothes. The organizing committee checked carefully and confirmed that nothing was taken away. Then they gave him a change of clothes and let him out.

Ayin held a handsaw in his hand and looked at him excitedly.

Li Junge hugged her and whispered in her ear: "Ayin, thank you for your trust. Whether you win the prize or not, I will definitely not let you suffer."

A Yin also hugged him: "It's okay, I just think it's fun, being with you, it's nothing to suffer."

Li Junge smiled and said, "Then let's work hard!"

A Yin nodded and said, "Yes! Come on!"

(End of this chapter)