Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 705

Chapter [-]: Eighteen Monsters in Pan’ao Township

Li Junge is a proficient at handling eels. He dragged out a large plastic basin and nailed it to a board. He took an eel and knocked his head on the edge of the basin. He pulled out the nails on the board and nailed them in through the eyes of the eel and fixed them on the nail board. Cut the spine downwards, scrape off the bones and guts, and cut them into sections. That's it.

No need to wash the blood, Li Junge brought the eel segment to the kitchen, seasoned it with salt and cooking wine, and cut the cucumber into cucumber strips.

Put oil in the pan, put a handful of Chinese prickly ash and fry it for a while, then add bean paste, pickled ginger, and pickled peppers to fry until fragrant, add soy sauce, then add eel segments and stir fry, then add fermented glutinous rice, clear water, simmer for a few minutes and take off the cover , add cucumber strips, boil the white section of scallion until it is broken, thicken it a little, pour a large pot, then sprinkle with coriander and it comes out.

Xiaozhi came out of her room, wearing pajamas with cartoon patterns, and was wiping her wet hair with a handkerchief, and said, "Wow, it smells so good! It's burnt so quickly?"

Li Junge smiled and said, "Is this too fast? You celebrities have been tidying up for too long, haven't you?"

Xiaozhi said: "I haven't put on a mask yet, Lijiagou is good, and I can have extra meals at night! I don't dare to eat like this in the normal group! Where are the chopsticks?"

Ayin smiled and handed the bowl and chopsticks to her, and said, "Then you have to try it quickly, I'll ask Mr. Ding and the others."

Li Junge set the table and chopsticks, took out a few bottles of frozen beer, opened a bottle and poured it on Xiao Zhi, and said: "There is nothing fresher than freshly killed eels and freshly picked cucumbers. The local cucumbers in Lijiagou are roasted." Burning eel with loach is a perfect match, when I was in Yuzhou, my mouth was watering."

Xiaozhi took a piece of eel and ate it, and put another piece of cucumber in her mouth, screaming that it was hot, and hurriedly picked up the iced beer and left with Li Junge.

At this time, A Yin came back and said that Mr. Ding and the others had already rested, and the old people couldn't stand this delicious food at night, but they had to save some eel noodles for tomorrow morning.

The three started to eat, and Li Junge ate a few yuan. Seeing that Ayin was still looking at her mobile phone, he put an eel into her bowl and said, "Ayin, don't work so hard, eat first and then talk."

A Yin smiled and said, "No, there are netizens discussing in the forum, today's topic is really funny."

Xiaozhi also took out her mobile phone and said, "Really? I'll check out any topic."

Li Junge also took out his phone and logged into the forum.

The chat room was very lively, a group of night owls were making noise in it.

"Everyone, this trip to Lijiagou was an eye-opener. Just in time for the flood in the Hongshui River, there is a line of white waves between the clear and turbid. Three finless porpoises and a large group of birds are catching fish there. It's amazing!"

"Tch, there are so many miraculous things in that area! Ever since the first episode of "Approaching Science" aired, I've never been surprised!"

"Let me summarize the strange things in Pan'ao Township. Everyone, let's see if it's correct... the head is the same, um, the bamboo hat is the lid of the pot!"

"Go, what's so strange about this, isn't it just steamed rice! Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan eat this way, and you outsiders are making a lot of fuss, right?"

"Then I'll get one! Lychees are sold by the piece! Isn't this rare enough?"

"You can have this! This means that the goose egg is golden! That thing is amazing! I heard that it will be sold to Hong Kong soon, this time it is really a piece of cake!"

"I like Pan'ao Creek, haha, flowers are invincible all year round!"

"I'll have one too, the mountains and valleys are full of wild vegetables!"

"The foodie upstairs has been identified, then listen to me, the pig has a lion's head!"

"You still have the nerve to talk about upstairs! People are thinking about wild vegetables, but you are thinking about the big black pig with a lion's head! Hey, there are pigs here, and river pigs are here to worship!"

"That's good! Then I'll come too. Douyu has fire on it! The old king likes it!"

"All of them are talented! But I like the Miao Village episode of "Into Science", where Ayin paddled a raft and sang... Oh, don't steal it from me! Sing a folk song to bring rain!"

"There are so many good things in Miao Village. Grandpa Yu's Da Shi Kang, that is—a Shi Kang stir-fried dish!"

"Then Lijiagou—four bamboo rats and one sack!"

"Aren't you exaggerating upstairs?"

"It's not an exaggeration, I heard that Miaowa has bred bamboo rats weighing more than ten catties each..."

"Then let me say something that everyone accepts—the stone horn blows the sound!"

"That's all right! Speaking of intangible cultural heritage, there is Uncle Bamboo Carpenter—bamboo is sold as gold!"

"Is there any more?"

"There are too many, I'll get one! Wild geese fly back every day."

"Hahaha, it must be our pockmarked head and golden retriever who are flying! Eagles can make movies!"

"Damn! Upstairs you can really pick up ready-made cheap! What happened a few days ago caused a sensation and you didn't say it? Then I said it--the turtle is worshiped as a god!"

"I also want to come up with one, or "Approaching Science"-Drunken Fish Floating from the Cuckoo!"

"Any more?"

"Uh... almost?"

"Everything you think of has been said by you, shit! You are still the best at playing the keyboard..."

"Think again..."

"Ah! Hahaha! I thought of it, I thought of it! Longshou Bridge will not be here for a while! Does it count?"

"That's fine! It's strange to go up and down the water for a while, and you have to count them. How many are there?"

"Eleven, two... seventeen, can we make eighteen?"

"Yeah, Seventeen is too ugly..."

"Everyone continue to brainstorm, and the eighteen monsters in Pan'ao Township will come out!"

"There are still many strange things, the main reason is that you can only PASS..."

"Yo? It's so lively at this late hour, what are you guys doing?"

"Hey, the bra is here! Hurry up, look at the eighteen monsters we gathered in Pan'ao Township, there is only one more..."

"That's right, the bra is a great talent, the kind that directly raises our average IQ, come on, come on, it's your turn to perform..."

"How many times have I told you not to call me a bra! Wait for me to see... Hey, you haven't mentioned the weirdest thing about Lijiagou!"

"No way...the weirdest thing...is it gone?"

"Oh, don't be a brat, hurry up!"

"Riding a bike! Ah Yin on the motorbike took the ditch owner! Didn't you find out?"

"I'm going! Really!"

"Hahahaha... Ouch, I'm dying of laughter... This must be the finale!"

"Bras are really talented, this is an unusual way! Motorcycle Ah Yin led the ditch owner! Hahahaha... really a big monster!"

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When the last eighteen monsters from Pan'ao Township came out, Xiao Zhi and A Yin burst into laughter.

Li Junge was dumbfounded, and murmured with straight eyes: "These bastards... are consuming me again..."

Xiao Zhi said: "Brother Erpi, the big eel we caught today should be considered a strange thing... Ouch..."

After speaking, he threw the chopsticks and ran away.

A Yin was surprised: "What happened to Xiaozhi?"

Li Junge picked up a piece of cucumber, and said calmly: "Eating eel and roasted cucumber makes me forget my boyfriend..."

As a result, Xiao Zhi went into Xu Si's room and didn't come out for a long time. Li Junge and A Yin were curious and went to see what was going on.

I saw Xu Si standing in front of the drawing board with a few charcoal pencils in his hands, and a draft on the easel in front of him.

The upper half of the canvas is the starry sky, and the lower half is the corner of the pond. A girl is wearing the pajamas that Xiaozhi is wearing now, standing there, stretching out her hand, as if waiting for the fireflies rising under her feet, or waiting for the stars in the sky.

Xiao Zhi obsessively hugged Xu Si's waist and shook it gently, resting her chin on Xu Si's shoulder, her eyes were full of fascination, and she was completely happy.

Xu Si said: "I don't need to sketch everywhere this summer vacation, it's over if I can finish this painting... Well, what's the taste in your mouth, Xiaozhi? Ahhh, don't you call me for stealing it..."

Xiaozhi quickly threw the pot to Li Junge: "The eel cooked by Brother Erpi tastes so good, I, I just tasted a few mouthfuls... Don't be angry, it was hot just now, and now the temperature is just right..."

Pulling Xu Si out, the four of them sat down and started eating again.

While eating, Xiaozhi still did not forget to serve her boyfriend like a little daughter-in-law, with smiles in her eyes.

Li Junge saw a crazy Xu Si: "Eat slowly, how do you look like a great artist?"

Xu Si raised his head and muttered: "Let those silly girls know that the position of the head of the college is not allowed to be questioned or shaken by them!"

Li Junge picked up his beer mug: "I just like how crazy you are when you get inspired! Then after you deliver Xiaozhi tomorrow, I will go get you paint brushes and the like, and you can continue to draft when you come back! People like you Come crazy, Bai Da is scared even when he sees it!"

Xiaozhi said: "Then Erpi, help me take good care of him."

Li Junge smiled and said: "Xiao Zhi, you can film your scenes with peace of mind, I have too much experience in dealing with them! There are so many people like this in Lijiagou!"

At this time the kids came back, Li Junge said, "Are you all back? Did you catch the eel?"

Li Yuning said: "There are so many! They are all raised in the water diversion pool and spit mud."

Li Junge said with a smile: "Panlong rice field eels only spit out mud. You wouldn't catch the small eels too, would you? If so, put them back and catch them when they grow up."

Li Yuduo said: "No, we also caught a lot of snails..."

Xiaozhi shook Li Junge's arm: "Snails, snails..."

Li Junge said: "It's almost eleven o'clock..."

Looking at Xiao Zhi's pitiful eyes, he said to A Yin: "A Yin, you take the children to wash and sleep first, and you should go to bed early after that. I'll go get Xiao Zhi a plate of fried snails."

Xiao Zhi has suffered a lot of emotional trauma, which made her form an emotional dependence on Li Jiagou.It was okay before I came, but the more I want to leave, the more reluctant I am.Now these seemingly childlike actions are actually because she wants to prolong her activities in Lijiagou as much as possible.

Li Junge understands this feeling, so he always accommodates her in this regard.

If the snails are not raised for two days, they can’t be eaten with their shells. Li Junge had to pick out the big ones and scald them to death. After picking out the snail meat and washing it with salt, he made a stir-fried snail meat with leeks, millet pepper and ginger garlic cooking wine. .

He brought some boiled peanuts and put them on the table, and the three of them chatted and drank like this.

When Xiaozhi couldn't bear it any longer, she fell asleep on Xu Si's lap. Xu Si lovingly stroked her hair: "She is reluctant to part with Lijiagou."

Li Junge raised his head in surprise: "I thought you didn't understand."

Xu Si said: "I do know little about things in life, but these things are my specialty, no, talent."

(End of this chapter)