Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 845 Ruined Childhood

Chapter 840 Six Ruined Childhood
"I'm too lazy to talk to you! Let's go, it's time for the dragon boat team to prepare..."

"Look at it for a while, this hasn't been breastfed yet..."

"What's so good about breastfeeding as a mother..."

"Hey, make it clear! Old man Ge, you're talking nonsense until the whole village spreads at night that I'm peeping at the young daughter-in-law..."

"Then you're not leaving yet?"

"Let's go, I'm so scared of you..."

"Piwa, are you going?"

"Me?... Uncle, do I dare to say no to leaving?"

……

That night, the video post and the picture text post were simultaneously posted on the Internet.

in the forum.

"Oh, there are many happy events in Lijiagou recently. Bawangxiu's boss and second child just came out, and here the finless porpoise is born again."

"This finless porpoise looks like a girl nowadays, she doesn't know anything, she just learned it..."

"Do animals with higher IQs have more problems in this regard?"

"The mother is really great. From the beginning of labor to the birth of the porpoise, it took three hours."

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"I cried when I saw the little finless porpoise coming out of the water... The key is that I was having dinner with my classmates... Who the hell thought I was broken in love..."

"As a single dog, I suddenly feel that it's good to live quietly like this... There is no need for vigorous love, and the consequences of 5555 are terrible..."

"Uh, little sister upstairs, little umbrella, let me know..."

"As a person who has experienced it, I solemnly tell you that the happiness a child brings to you is beyond your imagination. Watching him grow up, you will feel that all your sacrifices are worth it..."

"Then other people's houses are all bear children..."

"Hey!"

"I just want to ask, how many mothers have said that you picked up your clothes while washing them by the water?"

"By the water? Isn't it the side of the road?"

"No, isn't it brought from a relative's house?"

"Didn't you say that when you buy watermelons in the vegetable market, the old melon seller gave it to you?"

"..."

"My mother is a playwright. She said that I picked it up next to the trash can. When I was a child, she took the bus to see that trash can. It was a green frog trash can under a big willow tree next to a park... I still remember it. I remember that the frog trash can was so weird, and there were eyebrows on the eyes..."

"Could you hurry up and get into the official plot..."

"She gave me a detailed description of many details that happened that day, from pedestrians talking to popsicle stands during the weather season, to the tickets for the park at that time, and the old look of the park at that time... By the way, there are also psychological activities. She said she didn't want it. Mine, but in the end, an aunt kept bewitching her, saying that it would be nice to have a child, so she reluctantly accepted me..."

"Hahahaha hiccup... I actually laughed unkindly..."

"She also said that she was originally a beautiful little girl, but because of the overflow of love for a while, I dragged her into an aunt who eats every day... I have been so guilty for more than ten years..."

"Pfft...is it so tricky..."

"Upstairs you made a typo, you are such a bad mother..."

"You guys say, is it possible that I really picked it up? My mother also showed me the old ticket to the park, although my father later said that it was a ticket for a date between him and my mother, but, but I always feel that What my mother said is true..."

"Find the psychological shadow area upstairs, oh no, please take time as the z-axis, and find the volume..."

"Actually, the truth should be that his father and his mother were impulsive in the park, and then they had him. Well, this is more reasonable..."

"But the green frog trash can is not a good place..."

"Hey! Can you stop mentioning that frog trash can! A frog with long eyebrows! What did the designer think..."

"Upstairs, Donald Duck's girlfriend, Daisy Duck, whose eyelashes are flying out, let's find out..."

"Pluto and Mickey Mouse have exactly the same tail, let's find out..."

"Brother Haier ran around naked in the Antarctic and North Pole to find out..."

"Big-headed son with four fingers to find out..."

"Speaking of this, isn't the old Wang next door the most important thing? When the big-headed son grows up, his eyebrows and beard will grow, enmmm..."

"Shut up... Shut up... Didn't you say it's good to see the finless porpoise... How did you turn it into a series of ruining childhood..."

……

In a blink of an eye, it was the eighth day of April, and the Long Street Banquet was about to begin.

This year's fry release activity is unprecedented in scale. Although the number of volunteers has doubled, the number of fish fry has increased by five times. Caitou, Daxiong, Agricultural University, Wanjia Aquatic Products, and tourist volunteers are exhausted.

Caitou was sitting at the table, holding a chopstick in one hand: "Brothers, I'm exhausted by Erpi's bastard today! Let's eat him poorly!"

Li Junge laughed loudly, cupped his hands and said: "Thank you, thank you all for coming to help, there is nothing else to say about Lijiagou, there is enough food and drink! Today's banquet is made of big black pork with lion's head. You must not taste it outside. Here, come, come, let's not talk much and bring up the wine, please!"

A table of people raised their wine glasses: "Full invitation!"

Wei Wei felt that Li Junge's dialect blurted out was very amusing, so he also raised a large glass of Coke: "Old Li, Old Ding, we are coming too, please!"

Old Ding laughed and said, "This word means 'please drink up', but if your big glass is really full, do you still want to eat vegetables?"

Wei Wei said: "Then what should I say?"

Mr. Li said: "You should say 'as you please', which means that everyone is free."

Weiwei is a big girl from the Northeast, and immediately threw the Coke cup away: "How can I do it, today I am the master, then we will also be white, so please! No matter what!"

After a while, "full invitation" became the most shouted word at the Long Street Banquet, and the sound of "full invitation" and cheers and laughter spread throughout the Lijiagou Greenway.

Li Junge shared the chicken legs with Caitou and the old ghost, and Caitou said, "I haven't seen you for several times this year, and now you have been taken by Ah Yin to change your hobby? I heard that Jing ran to the mountains?"

Li Junge said: "It's a fart, mainly because I don't have time! Mr. Qu's task is to photograph the eldest and second child on the mountain to be able to live independently. I checked it for half a year. And even if the little bully can survive independently, They may not necessarily leave their mothers, and some may even stay with their mothers for three or four years until they have a new brother. Recently, they have to practice dragon boats, and they have to deliver Xiao Huihui... Damn!"

Lazy Fish put a glass of wine in front of Li Junge: "It's agreed, and you will be punished with a glass of wine if you make a mistake. Brother Erpi, please!"

The Lijiagou website held a name-calling campaign to name Erhui's newborn baby. Finally, netizens voted "Fubao" as the name for the little finless porpoise.

But before that, Li Junge, who likes to name things casually, had already called "Little Huihui" fluently, and couldn't change it for a while, so he and his fishing friends decided to punish him with a cup for calling a mistake.

Caitou gnawed on the chicken leg and said with a smile: "Look at what kind of crappy names you have chosen? It has been hard since you were a big fool! This time you will be deprived of your rights for life, right?"

Li Junge pursed his lips: "You can make a living with a humble name, have you never heard of this truth?"

The old ghost said: "Speaking of this, I must toast Erpi. My wife heard that the finless porpoise was born, and she was making a fuss about it, so she threw the pole for three days before Lijiagou was closed. Hahaha, it was an accident. Surprised..."

Crazy Yang: "Looking at the dead old ghost, he is as happy as his own wife after giving birth... For fishing friends who are afraid of their wives and afraid of becoming like this, I will obey you except lazy fish!"

Lazy fish: "Hey, tell me what I'm doing?"

Crazy Yang: "People who don't dare to go out until their wives have to wash their panties, you and the old ghost are shining brightly for a while!"

Just as a group of people were laughing and playing, a pot of big elbows was brought up.

A group of people started grabbing elbows again, and Heilong Zhenshui muttered, "It tastes better every time I come back! This pig tastes so delicious!"

Li Junge stopped stretching his chopsticks halfway, looked at him and nodded with a smile: "It's a good thing to eat well, but Heilong, you have to learn to be humble, and you can't always praise yourself like this."

A group of people burst out laughing, and the black dragon was about to pinch Li Junge's neck.

Bai Jingou said with a smile: "In two years, I'm afraid you will be able to eat honey seeds casually."

Li Junge said: "It's a pity that there will be no fighting insects at that time, and fishing with fighting insects is the kingly way."

Caitou said: "As long as there are fish in the river, there is no way we can't find a way to catch them. Brothers, don't you think so?"

The old ghost laughed and said, "You tell that big carp in Wuxi River."

Caitou slapped his chopsticks: "Damn it! You poked my scar again, and a cup is not enough to make up for the pain!"

A group of fishing friends are laughing and laughing. It's been three years. Caitou, you even have a baby and haven't caught a big carp yet, but it's really harder to catch than a wife!
Li Junge smiled and said: "That thing really hasn't gone away. Last time, I was robbing fish with Big Hui and them. It was so pitiful! It's just that it's too difficult to catch. By the way, you haven't seen that part yet." How about a video? I’ll post it in the group of fishing friends for everyone to see.”

A group of people didn't eat after watching the video: "I'm so excited! Big Hui and they are so fierce?!"

Li Junge said: "Just kidding, an individual like Dahui weighs almost two hundred catties. In the entire Yangtze River system, there is no aquatic animal bigger than them except for the sturgeon, and the sturgeon is a migratory fish. It is considered a passerby. They are the real natives."

Caitou was worried instead: "Then, can lures still be beaten in Wuxi River? What if the big grays accidentally eat them by mistake?"

Li Junge said: "Thinking too much, when have you ever heard of finless porpoises being caught? Big gray they use a sophisticated sonar system to find fish schools. Although the artificial bait looks similar to real fish, it can only deceive A common fish that feeds by sight."

"In the world of Big Gray, the difference between real fish and fake fish is the same as we see little oranges and ping pong balls, and as long as they are social mammals, their intelligence is extremely high. If you want to fool Big Gray, Luah The artificial bait is almost level."

Caitou narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Then keep going! You must get the bait in this life!"

……

After the excitement, the fishing friends and Meng Suo’s director Nian Wanjia were sent away, and Lijiagou welcomed five pairs of national first-class rare birds—the crested ibises.

When Li Junge and Ayin Miaowa Lin Zhao arrived at the pier, Weiwei was already waiting there.

There is another person who is more excited than Weiwei, Liangzi, who came earlier than Weiwei, holding Tongtong in her arms.

Li Junge quickly took Tongtong over, and smiled at Liangzi, "I never knew you loved birds so much."

Ryoko opened her eyes wide: "This is no ordinary bird, it's a crested ibis!"

　In the last chapter, my mind was convulsed, and a big bug occurred, so I punished myself with a chapter of apology.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)