From yearning to entertainment master

Chapter 186 My mother
In the mushroom house, Mr. He was busy again. Mr. Huang stared at the copper pot on the small earthen stove and thought it was quite interesting. Who made coffee in a copper pot, and there was no one else except the mushroom house.

The phone hasn’t rang for a long time, and I’m relaxing. My younger sister Zhang Zifeng is playing in the yard with a hula hoop. Today’s weather is not so good and the sun is not out. Peng Peng is worried that it will rain, so I’m chopping firewood and stocking up more , in case there is no firewood to catch when it rains.

After finishing his work, Teacher He brought out the teacups of several people and put them on the table. After a while, he can pour the coffee if he wants to drink it.

"Now I keep hallucinating that the phone keeps ringing."

Teacher He just took his seat and put the teacups in order. The implanted milk drinks on the table were a bit messy, and he couldn't help but start tidying up. Teacher He felt that he couldn't lift his hands on his shoulders, he couldn't resist, he couldn't cook, and he couldn't Like Zhang Zifeng, he is only responsible for raising the average appearance of Mushroom House, and can only do some small things within his ability.

"Hey, Jiong, how about Xiao Bo coming and giving him the remaining piece of Coptis chinensis cake?" Thinking of Bo's eating Coptis chinensis bitter gourd cake, Teacher Huang laughed out loud.

"Yeah." Teacher He nodded in agreement.

"But we only have two yuan left, one of which is normal, for Zifeng to eat, and one piece for Brother Bo, I think he will be suspicious."

Teacher Huang thought about it carefully: "That's right, it's only one piece, and I have to find a way to let Xiaobo eat it by himself."

Before he could think of a solution, the phone in the living room started clamoring wildly.

"Xiaoxuan, you go and answer the phone."

There were too many calls today, Teacher Huang didn't want to move anymore, but Teacher He was in good spirits, and followed Ye Mingxuan as he approached the house. My younger sister Zhang Zifeng saw Ye Mingxuan went in, so let's go in and have a look, Peng Peng also threw Down the ax to join in the fun.

"Sister, can you take it?"

Ye Mingxuan thinks it is necessary to exercise her sister's interpersonal skills. This girl doesn't have a sense of variety show. If the previous live broadcast method is fine, no matter what, there will be no shortage of scenes. Now the recording mode is boring and useless. will be cut off, so that there will be fewer appearances when the show is broadcast.

"No, no, no, I can't if I don't want it."

Zhang Zifeng took a step back and rejected Ye Mingxuan's proposal with both hands.

"Zifeng, it's okay to pick it up. You see that your two older brothers are by your side. What are you afraid of? It's okay to say the wrong thing. I guess they are almost old friends of your Papa Huang."

Teacher He answered the phone when he came in, wiping the cup in his hand, presumably because he was worried that there would be too many guests and the existing cups were not enough.

The phone rang loudly, everyone looked at Zhang Zifeng wanting her to answer the phone, but had no choice but to bite the bullet, Zhang Zifeng said as soon as he pressed the speakerphone.

"Hi, hello, that~ we are a mushroom house here. Excuse me, do you~do you need anything?"

"I'm a guest coming later, I want to order."

The voice was a bit weird, thick and old, and the mandarin was not standard, mixed with dialects, and the voice was familiar. Zhang Zifeng was still thinking about how to answer the conversation, and Ye Mingxuan took over the topic.

"Uncle Pan?"

"Ah, it's me! Who are you?" The little pig on the phone was dumbfounded. What's the matter, you can find any villager who knows Mushroom House?

"Uncle Pan, I'm Xiaoxuan!" After confirming that it was Uncle Pan, Ye Mingxuan became more and more confused. Uncle Pan himself would definitely not do this kind of prank. Who instigated Uncle Pan to call Mushroom House.

"It's Xiaoxuan, some celebrities are here, let me call you to order food." Uncle Pan directly betrayed Brother Bo and his group, and reported to Ye Mingxuan bluntly.

"Uncle Pan, I'm H Jiong, do you remember me?" Mr. He leaned over to the phone and asked.

"Mr. He, I remember. I also remember Mr. Huang, Zhang Zifeng and Peng Peng."

"Uncle Pan, who told you to call?"

"I only know two, one is Huang Bo, the other is Yu Zecheng, and the one who is lurking Yu Zecheng."

"It's Sun Honglei, right?"

"That's right, that's right, that's him. There's also a guy with yellow hair and a guy with very wide front teeth. They fought over there. Now the guy with yellow hair is next to me."

Uncle Pan looked at Huang Bo and the three who were shoving and shoving on the road, then glanced at Xiaozhu, and promptly reported the situation on the scene.

"Uncle Pan, is the one with the yellow hair quite tall? Give him the phone and let him answer the call."

"Hey, good!"

Uncle Pan handed the phone to the blind piggy: "Let you answer the phone."

"Hang up, hang up."

Little Pig was in a hurry and couldn't speak loudly, but Uncle Pan didn't say whether there was something wrong with his ears because he was getting old. Young people couldn't hear well. Said with gestures.

"What's the matter with you, young man? Are you smoking?" Uncle Pan is also a man of God, and actually knows what Little Pig means, but in general, Xiaoxuan is closer than you guys, so he must help Mushroom House up.

"Brother Pig? Is that you?"

There is Brother Bo Honglei, adding a big die can almost confirm that Brother Xun is an extreme challenge brother. Thinking about it this way, there is no one else with yellow hair except Xiaozhu. Ye Mingxuan doesn’t know, and he has never met him. Sometimes Yixing also has yellow hair.

When Ye Mingxuan called out his name, Xiaozhu knew that the confusion had failed. Not only did they fail, but their identities were confirmed by others, but Xiaozhu refused to admit it. After answering the phone, he answered in a high-pitched falsetto, "What is that big little pig?" Pig, I don’t know you, you are so annoying!”

Hearing Brother Little Pig's enchanting voice, Ye Mingxuan felt uncomfortable and had goosebumps all over his body.

"Brother Pig, can you be normal?"

"I'm not Little Pig, I'm Jolin Tsai." Little Pig was still stubborn and refused to admit it.

"Brother Little Pig, Uncle Pan said it all, the boy with yellow hair. What kind of girl are you pretending to be? Why is Brother Bo still fighting?" Ye Mingxuan figured out the identity of the guest, and remembered what Uncle Pan said before.

"Goose ~ goose ~ goose ~"

Little Pig didn't pretend anymore, he had already been guessed, and it would be boring to pretend any longer.

"It's not like you don't know about Hong Lei's situation, and you're going crazy again. Now I'm looking for the VJ of your program group, saying that people laughed at him as stupid, isn't it like that? He's stupid, stupid, stupid , Big fool."

"Okay, Brother Little Pig, come here quickly." Ye Mingxuan was about to hang up the phone, but then thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Brother Little Pig, wait a minute."

"what happened?"

"You give the phone to Uncle Pan."

Xiao Zhu handed over the phone to Uncle Pan according to his words, which was a failure. He didn't expect Xiao Xuan's younger brother to be so familiar with the villagers.

"Uncle Pan?"

"Oh, here it is!" Uncle Pan's happy face burst into smiles, this young man is so pleasing.

"Uncle Pan, do you still have any vegetables in your house? The program team is too sloppy. If you don't give us money to buy vegetables, why don't you ask Uncle Pan for some vegetables?" Mushroom House basically has no vegetables, and the money has not yet been earned. Save as much as you can That's it, anyway, the program team will compensate Uncle Pan.

"Okay, no problem. Your Uncle Pan's vegetables are all grown by yourself. What kind of vegetables do you want?" Uncle Pan Pan is open-minded. He told Ye Mingxuan before that he would go to his field to pick vegetables when he was short of vegetables. The young man didn't even go. once.

"Anything is fine, Uncle Pan, we don't have anything to eat. You watched the show and invited four big men, and they didn't give you any money, so let us treat guests and cook, what a pity!"

Uncle Pan is a real person. He has helped them many times, picking tea leaves and giving bunnies to them. If the other people in Mushroom House are really embarrassed, Ye Mingxuan will not have this concern. In vain, if Ye Mingxuan said that he was from the village, people would believe him.

"Okay, Uncle knows, don't worry, I will definitely fix it for you. Xiaoxuan, you chat with your friend first, and Uncle will bring you vegetables. By the way, Xiaoxuan, will your friends come to you later? ?”

"Yes!"

"Okay, then let them take it for you?"

"Okay, Uncle Pan, open up!"

"It's a little thing, when will you come to my uncle's house? My little granddaughter even asks me why Brother Xiaoxuan is here."

"Uncle Pan, I'm sorry, I was really busy a few days ago, so I'll go there when I have free time, and you can't be annoying to me then!"

"You are welcome at any time. It's too late to be happy. Let's not talk about it. Uncle is going to get the vegetables."

"Thank you!" "You're welcome!"

Uncle Pan handed the phone to Xiaozhu, and at this time, Xiaozhu's surprised eyes were about to pop out.Can you still play like this?Borrow vegetables from fellow villagers to entertain them?
"Hello, Xiaoxuan?"

"Brother Pig, tell me!"

Not to mention that Xiaozhu was dumbfounded, even the people in Mushroom House were speechless in astonishment. This show was made by Ye Mingxuan so that it didn't look like a show, but more like real rural life.

"Brother is so awesome, he got the food without spending a penny, and even asked the guests to bring it over." Peng Peng tugged at Zhang Zifeng's hair, and threw himself to the ground in admiration.

"Cut, I don't need you to say that brother is amazing. When will you be able to be useful to Mushroom House? Who will be your girlfriend after you grow so fat?" Zhang Zifeng slapped Peng Peng's hand and looked at him with disgust .

"Don't worry about this, I won't find someone like you anyway, what's the use of you?" Peng Peng turned against the general, this time it was Peng Peng's turn to dislike Zhang Zifeng.

"I won't tell you anymore." Zhang Zifeng grabbed Ye Mingxuan's shoulders, lay on his back, and listened to the phone with his ears up.

"Xiaoxuan, do you know all the uncles and aunts in the village?"

"No, I know most of them! It's just that Uncle Pan is very familiar. We picked tea in Uncle Pan's tea garden, and Uncle Pan even gave us little rabbits." Ye Mingxuan explained, squatting down on purpose so that his sister could Get more comfortable on his back.

"Come down Zifeng, your brother still has injuries on his back!"

Teacher He clearly remembered that the injury on Ye Mingxuan's back hadn't healed yet, so he beckoned Zhang Zifeng to come down and sit on the chair.

"My god, isn't this too much? Xiaoxuan, I won't tell you anymore, I'm looking for Brother Bo to get food."

(End of this chapter)