The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 145 Qin Huairu has recruited retribution (for subscription)
At this time, if a reporter interviews how people feel about this scene.

Everyone will shout two words in unison.

nausea!

Disgusted by Qin Huairu's behavior of letting Sha Zhu take the blame.

Shazhu sat in the classroom for more than two years, during which Qin Huairu saw Shazhu once, twenty months ago, the purpose was Shazhu's house, there was an iron fence between the two of them at that time, and there were guards at the scene Now, how did Qin Huairu get pregnant with Shazhu's child?And it took twenty months to show her pregnancy?

This is a topic worth discussing.

Disgusting silly Zhu willingly licks Qin Huairu's thoughts.

Money can't buy me, I'm happy.

Silly Zhu is happy, no one cares, he gives without complaint or regret.

The head is all green.

Also lick.

Why Xu Damao kept staring at Shazhu's head, the people around may not know, but Xu Damao knows the inside story, he knows that there are several people who maintain improper relationships with Qin Huairu.

How else could Qin Huairu be so awesome?
They were all exchanged for her stinky skin.

One of these people is the father of the child in Qin Huairu's stomach.

There is another possibility.

Those people are the fathers of the children in Qin Huairu's stomach.

That is the legendary hybrid.

It's hard to be a fool.

What made Xu Damao even more curious was that there was this person who was easily struck by lightning at the scene.

Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, Yan Fugui.

These three people don't know what the purpose is.

They all applauded for Sha Zhuxi's behavior of becoming a father, and the rainbow farts flew out one after another, and even disgustedly thought about what to name the child in Qin Huairu's stomach.

Little silly pig!
Little fool!
He Qin!

For the behavior of the three uncles flattering Qin Huairu, Xu Damao expressed his understanding.

Those who know the current affairs are handsome.

Yi Zhonghai became Qin Huairu's dog, and he always took Qin Huairu as the benchmark in everything he did.

Due to his occupation, Yan Fugui's life is extremely difficult now. A hug from his thigh is very good for himself and his family.

I heard about Yan Fugui's colleagues.

That teacher Ran.

The family is working on this project of feeding pigs and cleaning toilets.

If Yan Fugui hadn't been for Qin Huairu to come forward, he would have followed in the footsteps of Teacher Ran to engage in the project research on how to keep the campus toilets clean.

Some time ago, Liu Haizhong was quarreled with by his two sons. Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu set up their own breakfast row, personally brought people to fight with Liu Haizhong, and denounced his father Liu Haizhong's various inactions in front of many people in the compound, saying It was to kill relatives in a righteous way, and Liu Haizhong's daughter-in-law was so angry that she passed out.

This is done.

It can be said that Liu Haizhong's idea of ​​wanting to be an official was extinguished, and it also made Liu Haizhong realize the reality.

Presumably this is the reason why they couldn't help throwing rainbow farts, and all sides praised Sha Zhu's brave behavior of taking the blame.

To please Qin Huairu, lest Qin Huairu choose one of them to take the blame, the behavior of Sha Zhu taking the blame is quite brave to save them from the flames.

The day.

Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu received their marriage certificate.

It's just that there was a little dispute over the house issue.

The silly Zhu who became Qin Huairu's husband suddenly found that although he was living in a courtyard house, he had no house to live in. He Daming's younger brother lived in his house now, and the right to use and live belonged to He Daming's younger brother. It is also the background of three generations of farm laborers, and they are not afraid of silly pillars at all.

At the beginning, Shazhu wanted to occupy He Yushui's house, saying that it was the house left by Shazhu's father, and that Yushui was his daughter and an outsider.

After being slapped twice by someone led by Xu Damao, he suddenly became honest.

Two slaps on the wedding night.

Sha Zhu also broke this record.

Arguably.

When you get married, you have to live together.

Shazhu also wants to live with Qin Huairu, he has been thinking about Qin Huairu for a long time.It's just that this condition is not allowed, Shazhu's house was lost by Qin Huairu, and Yushui's house was not successfully occupied, so if he wanted to live, he could only live in Qin Huairu's house.

Jiazhang, Shazhu, Qin Huairu, Banggeng, Xiaodang and Sophora japonica were sleeping on a large bed.

On the opposite wall hung a photo of Qin Huairu's dead ghost husband.

Thinking about it makes the painting style horrifying.

In addition, Jia Zhang disagreed.

Silly Zhu put his mind on Er Pi Dan, and wanted to spend the night with Er Pi Dan, but Er Pi Dan disliked him.

Later, Xu Damao heard people say that Shazhu spent the whole night in the kennel that night, and lived in the deaf old lady's house the next day in the name of taking care of the deaf old lady.

A month later.

He Yushui married Liu Zhihao.

As He Yushui's elder brother, Xu Damao appeared at He Yushui's wedding. The wedding, which was supposed to be lively and lively, seemed a bit down and out because of Shazhu's disruption.

He Yushui never informed Sha Zhu of the news that he was going to get married.

It was Silly Zhu who found out through others that He Yushui was going to get married, and let Xu Damao, an outsider who had no blood relationship with He Yushui, sit in the main seat as the only family member of his natal family.

After drinking half a bottle of Erguotou, Shazhu broke into the wedding of He Yushui and Liu Zhihao, making a big fuss at the wedding banquet, trying to find an explanation.

Stealing chickens will not lose rice.

Silly Zhu failed to find out the explanation, and was beaten seven or eight times by Mrs. Liu Zhihao, who was dedicated to protecting her daughter-in-law He Yushui, and her head turned into a pig's head.

It turned out that some people who knew the inside story saw that Sha Zhu came to make trouble and wore a dress with the bride's family's happy flowers on it, so he sucked Sha Zhu's blood He Yushui to subsidize Qin Huairu, ignored He Yushui and let himself fend for herself , roughly talked about the unsightly things such as He Yushui's almost being imprisoned.

Those who hear it are troubled, and those who hear it cry.

Silly Zhu's reputation was more and more lost in the latrine, and he got a few big mouths. When he was about to leave, an old lady who couldn't see clearly picked up a urinal basin, and buckled all the excrement and urine in it. On the head of the silly column.

this matter.

As a result, the relationship between Shazhu and He Yushui fell into a trough. When He Yushui brought Liu Zhihao back home, he didn't even look at Shazhu.

Silly Zhu also knew that he was wrong, seeing He Yushui pulling Liu Zhihao back to the door with a smile, and turning his head back with a dark face, the moment He Yushui led Liu Zhihao into the door of Xu Damao's house with big bags and small bags, Silly Zhu turned his head back and looked back, with a hint of envy in his eyes.

One month after He Yushui and Liu Zhihao got married.

Silly Zhu also ushered in his own good things.

Qin Huairu gave birth to a son for him in the courtyard.

In order to celebrate this great historical process and let everyone know that he was wearing a cuckold, Shazhu notified door-to-door, and especially notified his opponent Xu Damao.

"Xu Damao." After being slapped several times by Xu Damao's people, Shazhu finally realized the reality and dared not call Xu Damao's grandson in person.

"What did you call me?" Xu Damao asked Shazhu back.

Thanks to Qin Huairu.

Silly Zhu entered the rolling mill and continued to engage in his old business.

As the deputy director of the rolling mill, Xu Damao is Sha Zhu's immediate boss.

"Xu Damao."

"I'm not that familiar with you, Shazhu. You have to call me Deputy Director Xu." Xu Damao's eyes widened, and the aura developed by being in a high position made Shazhu take a step back guiltily.

"Okay, I'm calling you Deputy Director Xu."

"That's right, why are you looking for me?" Xu Damao was asking knowingly, the whole courtyard knew about Qin Huairu's going to have a baby, and with the news of Sha Zhuman's door-to-door notifications, I thought It's hard not to know.

"Deputy Director Xu." Silly Zhu emphasized his tone, "I just want to tell you that I have a son, and Qin Huairu gave birth to a son for me."

"Then I congratulate you." Xu Damao's words were not against his will, he was really congratulating Sha Zhu for having a son.

Be Tim Dog for this sake.

Silly Zhu is really unprecedented.

Xi is so happy to be a father.

This man is really hopeless.

"Thank you, Deputy Director Xu, I'll set off firecrackers right away." Sha Zhu turned his head and left with a smile. For him, having a son was a good thing that could barely overwhelm Xu Damao.

Even if this son is not of Shazhu's species, at least he has the same surname as Shazhu, called Xiaoshazhu.

Unlike Xu Damao, he and Yu Haitang have been married for more than two years, and Yu Haitang's stomach hasn't moved at all.

Xu Damao himself was also puzzled.

All functions are normal.

Why didn't it work?
When no one was around, Xu Damao also secretly took out his hidden treasure to look at, and he found that his own treasure was the same as the other's.

It's nothing more than the difference in the size and length of the baby.

Some are big.

Some are small.

Some circles.

Some are fine.

Hey.

"Wow"

A clear and clear sound of children crying came from Qin Huairu's house.

Silly Zhu, who had been restless all this time, immediately showed an excited expression, and a happy voice sounded.

"My silly Zhu has a son, my silly Zhu has a son."

"Papapa...papa...." A thousand firecrackers specially prepared by Shazhu were lit, and the crackling sound of firecrackers attracted a shocked roar.

"ghost."

"There are ghosts."

"Damn it."

Xu Damao was familiar with this voice, and the neighbors around him were also familiar with it. It was the voice of the midwife.

People's curiosity was instantly aroused a hundred times.

Without anyone's instructions, they gathered around the door of Qin Huairu's house with a clatter, staring at Qin Huairu's house with round eyes.

The midwife who delivered Qin Huairu this time is a well-known expert midwife with more than ten years of experience in midwifery, which can be regarded as rich experience.

He is the kind of person who has seen all kinds of storms.

What caused such a well-informed expert to make a sound of exclamation, and a series of terrified voices shouted that he had something to do with ghosts or beat ghosts.

What exactly did Qin Huairu give birth to?
Scared the midwife into calling hell.

People stretch their necks.

Baba stared at the closed door.

"ghost."

"Ouch."

The sound of the body colliding with the ground sounded like a person falling to the ground, followed by the painful cry of the midwife.

The tightly closed room was pulled open, and the first thing that caught people's eyes was a pale expression, like a midwife who really jumped when she saw a ghost.

As if there was a scourge chasing after the house, the midwife strode out of the door, her right foot accidentally drooped on the threshold.

under the force of inertia.

The panic-stricken midwife fell to the ground like a dog chewing shit.

Silly Zhu, who had a smiling expression before, now still had the elated expression just now, and stretched out his hand with an ugly face to help the midwife who fell on the ground.

"Aunt Six, what's going on inside?"

"Stupid, ghost, ghost."

"Sixth aunt, don't talk nonsense, my wife is still there."

"Silly Zhu, the six aunts are so full that they tell you such disgusting things? What the hell."

"Sixth Aunt, at this moment, it's inappropriate for you to say ghosts. Be careful what those people hear." Xu Damao kindly reminded the midwife.

There are many things that make me miserable because of one sentence, one complaint, or one word.

"Deputy Director Xu." The midwife swallowed dryly, looked at Qin Huairu's house behind her in horror, and explained the whole story word by word.

It's really like what Shazhu said.

Qin Huairu gave birth to a fat boy for Sha Zhu.

The cry just now.

It is also the cry of a child.

The only thing that is different.

That is to say, the reason why the midwife called out to see a ghost or fight a ghost was because the fat boy Qin Huairu had just given birth to was not very well-developed.

There are flaws in him.

What is the defect?
Hips.

The child's mouth, eyes, ears, etc. are intact, but there is no small orifice for excretion.

People call it no fart in the local dialect....

This is a big fat kid with no farts...

There is a folk saying.

Say you have done a lot of immoral things in this life, and the child you give birth to in the future will not have a small mouth for excretion, which means that this person has really suffered retribution.

Xu Damao didn't know how the people around him felt. Anyway, after Xu Damao himself heard the midwife's words, the pores of his body instantly felt a sense of relaxed pleasure.

This is Qin Huairu's retribution.

Should.

God opened his eyes.

A burst of crackling firecrackers flew into the ears of everyone in the courtyard.

This is Chi Guoguo's mockery.

The firecrackers in front are Shazhu celebrating Qin Huairu's birth of a son.

The firecrackers at the back are those who were bullied by Qin Huairu and whose families were ruined celebrating Qin Huairu's retribution.

Silly Zhu's face turned blue and red.

The good celebration scene has also become a celebrated scene. Looking at the faces of these neighbors in the courtyard, you can know that everyone is shouting hello in their hearts.

People really can't do evil.

Otherwise, retribution really strikes.

Qin Huairu, who gave birth to a fat boy with no butt, is the best example.

More than two years.

How many crimes did Qin Huairu commit?
How many people were ruined.

The crimes are so numerous that they are too numerous to count.

"Qin Huairu has been punished, the son she gave birth to has no butt." A shrill cry resounded through everyone's ears.

It's a double preserved egg.

Erpidan, who was always too lazy to breathe, used all his strength for the first time, and shouted hoarsely towards Qin Huairu who was still lying on the bed in the house.

"This is retribution, really retribution, Qin Huairu, you also have today, hahaha, Qin Huairu, a person who has done evil things, has received retribution, God, you have opened your eyes."

"What are you waiting for, celebrate, celebrate Qin Huairu's retribution, we will sing, we will set off firecrackers, and we will celebrate wildly."

Erpidan is really celebrating.

He bent down and picked up a stone, and threw it at the glass of Qin Huairu's house.

After the stone smashed Qin Huairu's glass, the castration continued, and a double hit of stones landed on Qin Huairu's head, which made Qin Huairu even more furious because she had given birth to a child without a butt.

For more than two years.

Who dares to say no to Qin Huairu?
Two preserved eggs.

I don't want to live anymore.

"Er Pidan, you wait for me."

"Qin Huairu, my second egg has been waiting for that. You can try me. My second egg is clinking poorly. I don't have a single grain in stock. I'm afraid of you? Qin Huairu, you will have a terrible future, you forced the director to death , and ruined the Director’s family, you will definitely die badly.”

The housekeeper Sibi ate Erpidan without a meal, but he was not afraid of Qin Huairu's tricks.

The news of Qin Huairu's retribution, the birth of a fat boy who didn't have a small mouth, spread rapidly towards the surroundings with the courtyard as the center like the wind.

This incident had a great impact on Qin Huairu.

(End of this chapter)