The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 163 Erpidan's Nervous Request (Subscribe)
I can't be bothered.

I can hide.

Xu Damao obediently disappeared in front of the three great aunts.

Didn't walk a few steps.

A sneering voice came from Liu Haizhong.

This old bastard.

After Yi Zhonghai went in, he became snarky, and really regarded himself as the No. [-] person in the courtyard.

Laughing at Xu Damao's lack of masculinity, he was kicked out of the house by his wife.

Xu Damao raised his middle finger towards Liu Haizhong.

This is Xu Damao's cordial greetings to the women in Liu Haizhong's family.

Erpidan on the side also followed Xu Damao's example and raised his middle finger towards Liu Haizhong. He felt that this gesture was powerful and meaningful, so he gave this gesture to himself.

Xu Damao lied.

Brother Erpidan, a fierce man in the courtyard.

Can't afford to offend.

"Da Mao."

Xu Damao widened his eyes, staring straight at Erpi Dan who called his name.

Rare events.

In order to save energy and relieve the rumbling stomach of hunger, when Erpi Dan greets people, he always relays them through his mind.

A cry like today that is not afraid of wasting energy.

It was the first time ever.

"you call me?"

"It's just the two of us, I don't want to call you a dog?"

Xu Damao looked at Liu Haizhong who was standing beside him, and deliberately shrugged his shoulders towards Liu Haizhong like a foreigner.

Erpidan is treating Liu Haizhong as a dog and deliberately ignoring Liu Haizhong.

This made Liu Haizhong, who wanted to be an official, unable to accept it at all.

Xu Damao doesn't give me face in bangs.

I recognize bangs.

After all, Xu Damao was the head of a rolling mill.

You're a bastard, you're just a lazy guy, you've been reduced to marry Jia Zhang, you don't give me face, I don't recognize it in my bangs.

"Er Pidan, what do you mean? Are you treating my bangs like a dog?"

"Who treated your bangs like a dog? It was you bangs who treated yourself like a dog."

"What do you mean by what you said to Xu Damao just now?"

"I just treat you like a dog, you hit me?"

Liu Haizhong froze in place.

Beat two preserved eggs.

He dare not.

The main reason is that Erpidan looks like a piece of stinky shit. Liu Haizhong didn't do anything to Erpidan, and Erpidan wanted to blackmail Liu Haizhong. overwhelmed.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you."

"Look at your ball, move me, believe it or not, I lived in your house and ate for five years."

Liu Haizhong turned his head and walked away.

Full of anger.

"You son of a bitch, you still want to get rough with me, Erpidan, I'll kill him." Erpidan turned to look at Xu Damao, and carefully took out something from the ragged cotton jacket on his body.

Through Er Pi Dan's cautious movements, Xu Damao mistakenly thought that Er Pi Dan had got the baby, otherwise it would be so rare, and it was stuffed inside Er Pi Dan's padded jacket whose original color could no longer be seen.

As a result, Xu Damao thought too much.

Erpidan took out a banana.

"Da Mao, eat a banana."

Xu Damao looked at the banana that Erpidan handed over, feeling moved and disgusted at the same time.

When Jia Zhang went in, Erpidan's living standard plummeted, and the padded jacket he was wearing shirtless smelled bad.

"you eat."

"I know you don't want to eat it. I stole this banana from Yan Fugui's house."

Before Xu Damao's eyes floated the image of Yan Fugui wandering around the yard because he lost a banana.

Erpidan is really deceitful.

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.

"Smoking, smoking, I didn't steal this cigarette from Yan Fugui, I stole it from Liu Haizhong." Er Pidan stuffed a pack of cigarettes with filters into Xu Damao's hand.

Good guy.

Things are either stolen or stolen.

Erpidan is also a robber and has a way, and is closely related to the disaster of the two big courtyard masters.

"What's the matter, you just say it."

"I want to be a father."

Xu Damao almost sat on the ground.

Erpidan thinks of it, it comes out, it comes out.

"Brother Da Mao, I have to help me with this matter."

"Er Pidan, it's not that I won't help you. How can I help you? Mrs. Jia Zhang is in prison now. Even if you want to be a father, you have to come out with Mrs. Jia Zhang. You, Er Pidan, can only be Qin Huai with the consent of others." Ru's father is the grandfather of Banggen, Xiaodang and Huaihua."

"Brother Da Mao, you misunderstood me. I'm not talking about the Jia Zhang family, but about Qin Huairu's virtue. I still feel ashamed of being my daughter-in-law."

Erpidan changed his target, he didn't want to marry Jia Zhang in one go, but fell in love with another old lady?
Xu Damao thought about the reason openly.

I wonder which old lady is so lucky to be attracted by our second child, and wants to marry home as a wife in one step.

Even if they agree, their children cannot agree.

"Er Pidan, I'm a bit stupid. I really can't understand your advanced thinking. Just tell me why you are looking for me."

"Brother Da Mao."

Xu Damao hurriedly added, ask Erpi Dan to say something that Xu Damao can understand, don't use his mind to convey his meaning, Xu Damao has not yet evolved to the high level of mind transmission.

"What do you want to do directly? Don't let me guess."

"Lou Xiao'e gave birth to triplets for you, Teacher Ran gave birth to a pair of twins, and Yu Haitang is pregnant again. I guess they are quadruplets. I look very envious. I want to be a father."

Erpidan's bullshit is not an incoherent speech, only Xu Damao can figure it out.

"You don't want to marry the old lady in one go, you want to find a big girl, and let the big girl give birth to a child for you, so that your second child will be a father, right?"

Erpidan nodded vigorously.

Xu Damao patted Erpidan's shoulder with his hand.

The fad passed.

Four pieces of fish were cooked.

Siheyuan fierce brother Erpidan also wants to open up, he doesn't want to find the old lady, he wants to find the big girl.

rare.

It's rare.

"Er Pidan, your idea is very good. Isn't a big girl more beautiful than an old lady? Today is different from the past. It's good that you have this idea, but with your posture, can a big girl like you?"

This is true.

No one can marry a lazy man who struggles to breathe.

A person who is too lazy to breathe, if he is really married, what should he do at night?
"I know I don't like myself, it's because of you, Brother Da Mao."

"Don't give me a high hat, I don't take this set."

"Brother Da Mao."

"Which girl do you like?"

"Qin Jingru!"

Xu Damao was shocked.

Why did Qin Jingru run away again?
I thought that if Xu Damao had no entanglements with Qin Jingru, Qin Jingru would not appear in front of Xu Damao.

The result is a circle.

After running around, I returned to the original point.

Qin Jingru's name rang in Xu Damao's ears again.

"You fell in love with Qin Jingru?"

Qin Jingru is a pretty good girl, Xu Damao does not deny this, Qin is really good, if anyone marries Qin, they will be blessed in their previous life.

Second-hand Qin.

Just nonsense.

Erpidan wants to marry Qin Jingru.

This is understandable.

The problem is whether Qin Jingru agrees or not to marry Erpidan.

Marriage is a two-way choice. When you choose someone else, they are also choosing you. Only when two people see each other can they get together.

"Did Qin Jingru agree to marry you?"

"It doesn't matter if she agrees or not, the key is that Brother Da Mao agrees."

Xu Damao frowned.

Listening to what Erpidan means, it's a bit calculating.

You can't look at Erpidan with the eyes of ordinary people, you have to look at every word Erpidan says with the eyes of a mental patient.

The neurotic thoughts of neurotic patients have to be talked about differently, and all kinds of brain holes are wide open.

"Just say what you mean."

"I mean, I'm going to marry Qin Jingru, and you, Brother Da Mao, will help me with things like picking up the bride, entering the bridal chamber, etc., and I'm too lazy to do it. The child will have my surname when the time comes."

Xu Damao almost didn't come up and gave up his breath.

He knew that Erpidan would find nothing good for him.

Brother Erpidan can figure out this kind of thinking.

Erpidan got married, but asked Xu Damao to help with things like marrying a daughter-in-law and entering the bridal chamber. He co-authored Erpidan because he wanted a reputation for marrying a wife.

Xu Damao turned his head and left, he didn't want to have too much entanglement with Erpidan.

This thing really affects IQ.

"Brother Da Mao, discuss and discuss."

Erpidan hugged Xu Damao's right leg with both hands, and Xu Damao didn't want to go anywhere until this matter was settled.

"What a fart to discuss, I can't agree."

"Brother Da Mao, why can't you agree? You grit your teeth and get over it impulsively. I don't care about it at all. If it's not possible, Qin Jingru will live with you when the time comes. You just need to give me one of the children."

"I can't promise."

"Brother Da Mao, I won't let you work in vain, I have something for you."

"There is nothing, I don't want it."

"Brother Da Mao, take a look at this thing first."

Erpidan handed a copper plate to Xu Damao.

After more than two years of moving ants, Xu Damao has a certain understanding and understanding of antiques, so he focuses on the appearance and appearance.

A proper piece of the age.

It looks like something from the Qing Dynasty.

"How come?"

"I bought it for fifty cents from the waste collection station. This is a treasure. Brother Da Mao, as long as you promise to help me with this matter, this thing will belong to you."

Xu Damao looked at Erpidan and fell into deep thought.

Some professions are really about talent.

Erpidan is lazy, but he is really talented in Wenwan and ancient paintings.

That's it.

Forget it.

Can't agree.

"Er Pidan, I can't help you with this job. If I really help you, will I still be alive?"

"Something for you."

"It's not a question of what is or isn't, it's about morality."

"You have three daughters-in-law, what are you afraid of?" Er Pidan looked at Xu Damao solemnly, "It's no big deal to have one more daughter-in-law."

"Who said I have three daughters-in-law?"

"Does it need to be said? Is Lou Xiao'e your daughter-in-law? That's right! Is Teacher Ran your daughter-in-law? Right! If it's not your daughter-in-law, how did you get the child? Yu Haitang is your daughter-in-law, isn't this just three daughters-in-law, you have one more Daughter-in-law is fine, this matter is settled like this, you went to Qin Jingru to propose marriage that day?"

Xu Damao looked around.

"Brother Da Mao, what are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for a feather duster."

"Why are you looking for a feather duster?"

"I'll beat you bastard, thinking about it every day."

"I have backing."

"You don't have to be afraid if you have a backing."

"Sister-in-law Xiao'e, sister-in-law Ran Qiuye, sister-in-law Yu Haitang, come out quickly, your husband Xu Damao is going to beat me."

……

into the night.

Xu Damao really answered what Liu Haizhong said.

Get kicked out of bed by Yu Haitang!
Yu Haitang, who had a stern face, deliberately chose to ignore Xu Damao, not even wanting to eat the egg noodles with tomatoes that Xu Damao brought her.

Xu Damao felt a little flustered.

Yu Haitang is now the Supreme Buddha of the Xu family, no one dares to offend, if Yu Haitang goes to Xu's father or Xu's mother to sue Xu Damao, Xu Damao will have to enjoy the feast of feather dusters in Xu's mother's hand.

Xu Damao grimaced and tried his best to please Yu Haitang.

Wipe your arms and roll your sleeves.

A posture of singing a big show.

Yu Haitang didn't even raise her eyelids, instead she turned her head to the side and pointed the back of her head at Xu Damao.

This moment, this moment.

Xu Damao decided to use his trump card.

This trump card has only one word.

kneel.

Kneel down and kneel down to parents.

Xu Damao wants to add a kneeling daughter-in-law in the back.

This kneeling.

Earth-shattering.

This kneeling.

All ghosts and gods were shocked.

"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong. I was really wrong. Please forgive me this time."

"You're wrong?" Yu Haitang looked at Xu Damao seriously, the expression on her face was that serious expression, as if Xu Damao had really done something wrong to Haitang.

God is pitiful.

Xu Damao reminisces about his past, and he has never done anything wrong to Haitang.

If so.

There are also.

Just about Ran Qiuye.

Besides, I can't blame Xu Damao for this matter. A man and a widow live together in the same room. No one can stand the friendship anymore. It's normal to do some things for granted on impulse.

The key point is that Xu Damao didn't expect that Ran Qiuye would be pregnant, and gave birth to a pair of twins for Xu Damao, and even brought two children, a boy and a girl, back to recognize their ancestors.

"Daughter-in-law, listen to me."

"say what?"

"I was wrong."

"Of course you are wrong. If you are right, can you kneel here?"

"Daughter-in-law, I'm sorry, I swear."

Kneeling and swearing is Xu Damao's ultimate trump card.

"I don't hate this so much. I hate that Ran Qiuye gave birth to a child with you two years ago. I am ranked third with Yu Haitang? I am not angry with Lou Xiaoe. I am behind him. I am angry with Ran Qiuye. Why should she Give birth to your child two years earlier than me?"

Xu Damao was a little confused.

During the daytime, Yu Haitang, Ran Qiuye, and Lou Xiao'e were pretty good, they held Yu Haitang's left and right hands respectively, and shouted at each other.

How come it's night.

Yu Haitang gave Xu Damao a look.

"daughter in law."

"Who told you to get up? Kneel."

"I kneel, I kneel."

"Reflect on me, or I'll ask my mother to judge me."

"I must reflect seriously and deeply." Xu Damao gave himself a light smack on the cheek with his right hand, mostly for acting, "You should hit me, I want you to make your daughter-in-law angry, you should hit me."

"Come up."

"okay."

"Hurry up."

"I'm afraid of hurting the child."

　Try to be blocked once this month

　　
　
(End of this chapter)