The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 173
"I'll put it down. If you don't give me a perfect explanation for this matter, I'll never stop talking to you. You talk, damn it. You're not giving me face, and you're taking what I said as fart."

Brother Yazi pointed at the wooden pillar and started his threats.

Xu Damao felt distressed.

Distressed pillar.

It's not a stupid column, it's a column made of real wood.

Xu Damao was so full that he felt sorry for that idiot.

It is estimated that this wooden pillar has been standing in the house for more than ten years, and it must be the first time I have encountered a strange flower that regards it as its owner and sprays manure on it crazily.

"Give me a perfect explanation, I need a perfect explanation, you speak."

Xu Damao and the others were still standing at first, but later their legs became tired, so they sat on the stools and watched the picture of Brother Yazi scolding and threatening the wooden pillar.

This is a good show.

to see.

"Boss, do you want to call the police?"

"What kind of police are you looking for? It's not good to watch a movie?"

"It's not the boss. I'm worried that if he goes on like this, he will break the pillar, bah bah bah, I'm wrong, it was broken by the pillar."

Compete with the pillars.

There is such a possibility.

Because just now, in front of Xu Damao and the others, Brother Yazi staged a wonderful scene of slapping the wooden stool with his hands.

The force with which he slammed the wooden stool was as if Brother Yaya's hand was not his own, or Brother Yaya didn't feel that painful feeling.

His face was deformed due to the pain.

"Stay steady."

"Don't panic."

"A stool is a stool, and a pillar is a pillar. He can slap a wooden stool with his hand, but it doesn't mean he can slap a wooden pillar with his hand. Even a fool knows it hurts."

The traitor was slapped in the face.

The big slap slapped straight on his cheek.

Gangnima finished speaking.

Brother Yaya raised his hand high.

"Damn it, don't talk. You really treat me like a dog. Believe it or not, I'll slap you to death, bastard. I'll ask you one last thing, are you happy or not?"

Still wooden pillars.

Stop talking.

Brother Yazi slapped his big palm on the wooden pillar.

The huge force made the duck pull brother extremely ferocious and terrifying, and the pull brother who saw it covered his eyes with his hands, and made the traitor, Zhaomei, and Xu Damao gasp again.

This fierce man.

Obviously don't take your own life seriously.

Not only did he slap on the pillar, but he even moved his feet.

"You kid still dare to fight back, I'll beat you to hell."

The left foot kicked on the wooden pillar, and the right foot also kicked on the wooden pillar.

The four of Xu Damao were frightened and frightened.

This is to die.

"Boss, do you think he hurts?"

"You don't need to ask. Of course it hurts. Didn't you see that his face changed? This is the expression of extreme pain."

"Since it hurts, why is he kicking the wooden pillar so hard? He thinks the wooden pillar is really our boss?"

"The brain is sick."

The traitor, Ladi, and Zhaomei all nodded in unison.

If Brother Yazi is not sick, he can torment himself like this, it will scare Xu Damao and the others, and they will start to sit and watch the show.

"Pfft."

"what!"

"hiss."

The thud in front was that brother Yazi dragged himself down on the ground by accident while struggling with the wooden pillar.

It was the sound of the duck pulling brother's body in contact with the ground.

The cry of pain in the middle is the roar of Brother Yayu. When he accidentally slumped on the ground, the ground was too slippery, causing the brother Yayu to ride on the wooden pillar. Taking advantage of that sliding inertia, Brother Duck's vitals were severely taught by the wooden pillar, which was regarded as the wooden pillar's counterattack against Brother Duck.

It hurts to look at.

Just ask the person concerned how it doesn't hurt.

The expression on his face was so ferocious that he couldn't even utter a word.

That final hiss.

It was Xu Damao and the others who all exclaimed in amazement after witnessing the tragic situation of Brother Duck.

The ground is too slippery.

His eyes fell on Ladi.

Who let Ladi have nothing to do just now, so he poured some water on it.

"Boss, do you think he will become a eunuch?"

"I can't."

"If this becomes a eunuch, does it have anything to do with us?"

"Why are you still standing there, hurry up and save someone."

The three of Xu Damao started to save people.

Carefully move brother duck holding the pillar with both hands to the side, but he can no longer let brother duck hug the wooden pillar vigorously.

"Blood!" Ladi said, pointing to the place where Brother Yaya's vitals were in contact with the pillar.

look carefully.

There is really a small piece of red stuff.

People's eyes shifted to Brother Yaya's vital parts.

"What are you looking at?" The muscles on his face trembled while Brother Yazi was speaking.

"It can't be blood."

"I look like red paint."

"It's red paint."

"Ouch." Zhaomei, who was holding the duck to pull brother, slipped, let go of the duck in his hand, and the traitor in front of him habitually went to pull Zhaomei, and also pulled the duck in his hand Brother to forget.

in this way.

The unlucky Brother Duck suffered the second blow, holding the wooden pillar with both hands, howling in pain.

"what."

……

outside.

Hearing this scream, several young people nodded their heads uncontrollably, and all kinds of rainbow farts kept flying out of their mouths.

"The big head did a good job."

A guy with a small head popped out with a sly smile, he is the big head.

"It should be, it should be."

"If the blind man succeeds, I will give him a dime bonus."

"The blind man must succeed, I will teach him how to do it."

"You taught? How did you teach?"

"I told the blind man that he would be ruthless as soon as he entered. As long as he is the first person who touches the blind man, no matter whether he is a person or a thing, the blind man will make a fuss with him, making them upset and terrified. Afraid, I told the blind man again, grab the tallest thing in the house and compete with him, as long as I vent my fierceness, it will be done."

The blind man faithfully carried out the fool's plan.

First compete with the wooden stool that knocked the blind man, and slap the wooden stool.

As for the tallest thing in the plan.

The blind man also met.

Pointing to the wooden pillar supporting the beams is a terrible disaster.

But why is it the blind man screaming?
It shouldn't be Xu Damao and the others who were so frightened by the blind man that they screamed.

"Fuck, something went wrong."

A group of people rushed to the video room.

The moment you enter the door.

Whether it was the leader or the accomplices following the leader's ass, they all stared round their eyes.

Something really happened.

The blind man who was sent by them to scare Xu Damao was so painful that he shed tears, his mouth was full of snot, and he was mourning.

"Who?" the leader howled.

The four of Xu Damao pointed to the wooden stool under the blind man's buttocks.

"stool?"

The four of Xu Damao nodded frantically, and even the blind man who was crying with snot and tears also nodded in agreement.

The stool made the blind man cry.

"what's wrong with you?"

"The idiot told me that as long as he is the first person to touch me, no matter whether he is a person or a thing, I will fight with him vigorously. I was hit by a stool on my knee."

"And then what?"

"Then I followed the methods taught to me by the fool. I got angry with the stool and threatened that I would kill it. The stool didn't speak. I slapped the stool twice, but the stool didn't hurt, but my hands hurt badly."

"Then and then? Who made you look like this again?"

The four of Xu Damao pointed their fingers at the wooden pillar with a tacit understanding.

The idiots and the others were all dumbfounded.

Okay.

It's really all the paste in the head.

I just made an analogy, and the blind man took it all seriously.

In the front, he slapped the wooden stool with his hand, and in the back he must have slapped the wooden pillar with his hand.

Flesh and blood insist on competing with this wooden stool and wooden pillar, aren't you looking for bad luck for yourself?

"You slapped the wooden pillars with your hands again?"

"It's not the hand fan. I kicked it with my feet. The second fool told me to compete with him by grabbing the tallest thing in the house. As long as he vents his fierceness, it will be done. I looked, This pillar is the tallest in the whole house, I kicked him, if they didn't stop me, I would have hit the pillar with my head."

The two idiots and the group all began to look at the blind man in front of them.

This Nima.

Stupid idiot.

"Forget it, let's forget about it." The leader flipped the page angrily, looked at Xu Damao and the others, pointed at the traitor and said, "You are the boss of this video studio, right?" ?”

The traitor is sitting on pins and needles, you say that I am a fake boss in front of the real boss, you are giving me eye drops.

"This is our boss, boss Xu Damao Xu."

"You're the boss? It doesn't look like it."

Xu Damao is also speechless, no matter how everyone says he is not the boss, why am I not like the boss.

"I'm sorry, I'm the owner of this video studio."

"Boss Xu, right? First of all, brother, congratulations on getting rich."

It's a compliment right from the start.

"It's just barely enough to make a living, so I can't make a fortune."

"Boss Xu, let's be smart and don't talk dark words. The brothers are watching how your video studio is doing. On the one hand, the brothers are congratulating Boss Xu on his fortune, and on the other hand, they are here to solve Boss Xu's troubles. .”

Xu Damao looked at the speaker with a calm expression.

He knew the main course was coming.

"Brothers still have a bit of face in this film. It is inevitable that someone will cause trouble when opening a video hall. The brothers are here to solve the trouble."

"Then I thank you, you are really a good person, I will send some pennants to my brothers in a few days, it can be regarded as my thanks to my brothers."

Visible to the naked eye.

The expressions on the faces of Er Lengzi and the others instantly changed from surprise to ugly.

Want the pennant to be useful?

We are asking for money.

money.

"Boss Xu, are you joking?"

"I'm not joking, you help me solve the trouble, although I don't know where the trouble is now, but you are here, you are here with good intentions, I generally express my heart, give you money, that is an insult to you , there is a saying, don’t bend your waist for five buckets of rice.”

Xu Damao was really good at talking, and he brought the topic to Liangshan.

"You have all seen the Water Margin. The Liangshan heroes in it are not great heroes who help the poor with righteousness. They hoe the strong and help the weak. You are the contemporary Water Margin heroes."

"Brother, he said that we are Liangshan heroes."

"Go away." The leader reprimanded his younger brother, then turned his head and threatened Xu Damao, "Boss Xu, my brother almost got in your way. Since you pretended to be confused, I can only say it clearly. Give the brothers 1000 yuan, and it’s okay for the brothers to keep your video room. If you refuse, then your video room will suddenly be poured with feces or snakes, or your boss Xu will be knocked on when you go home at night. Sap, these things have nothing to do with the brothers."

"You dare to threaten our boss."

"It's not a threat, it's a reminder, a kind reminder." The leader finally announced his name, "Brother was favored by others and given the nickname of Little Overlord, so I would like to ask Boss Xu to think carefully before answering, If we hurt our peace, it will be bad."

"Little Overlord, right?" Xu Damao had a troubled expression on his face, "You guys came a little late."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that someone came a day earlier than you, and I promised to give them money. My video studio can't make much money in a month. I can't give you half of the money. Give them half."

"Overlord, it must be Sangoudan and his group. As I said earlier, Sangoudan has always wanted to occupy our street."

The little bully threw the cigarette butt in his hand on the ground, stomped hard, looked at Xu Damao and said: "Boss Xu, I understand the rules of the road, isn't it just a three-dog bastard, I will settle him in minutes, but According to the rules of the road, if we settle the three dogs, you have to agree to my previous proposal."

……

Siheyuan.

Siheyuan residents with nothing to do started another day of gossip.

The owner of the east is the elder, and the owner of the west is the shortest. Maybe someone has lost his mind and ran to the south to do business.

this era.

For people who go into business, they look down on those who work in formal units, and think that doing business in the sea is not a serious thing, and only those who are not serious will do business in the sea.

So for Xu Damao, who also went into business and opened a video room in the compound, he no longer had the respect he had before. He spoke Xu Damao one by one, and his tone was gloating, wishing that Xu Damao had an accident, or that Xu Damao's accident would be comparable to New Year's Eve happy event.

"Second uncle, Xu Damao really opened a video studio?"

"Can this be fake? I think it's true. Xu Damao has indeed opened a video studio."

"Second uncle, you are in charge, we can't watch Xu Damao go astray, we have to help Xu Damao."

"I don't understand Xu Damao. I heard that the higher-ups were planning to remove the word agent in front of Xu Damao's acting factory manager. As a result, Xu Damao resigned and quit. Do you think he has lost his mind?"

Liu Haizhong glanced at Yan Fugui, who was silent, and put on an inscrutable expression, which made the residents' hearts itch.

"Second uncle, you are the uncle in charge of our compound, you must know the situation, please tell us."

　I originally wanted to write some plots related to extortion, and then there was a scene of a group of people fighting, and 404 beasts watched, so it can only be written in a funny way

　　
　
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