The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 229 Yi Zhonghai Jia Zhang was tortured

"Child." Yi Zhonghai pointed to the child.

"My child is sleeping soundly. Do you want to talk about it? If you don't talk about it, I'm really going to sleep when I go back to the room." Seeing Yi Zhonghai chattering indiscriminately, Jia Zhang hastily made a threat.

In Jia Zhang's heart.

Making money is important.

This child is Xiao Dang's child.

The granddaughter is not in the eyes of Jia Zhang, and they are all misfortunes by Jia Zhang, not to mention the children of the grand daughter are not even an egg in the eyes of Jia Zhang.

"Let's talk."

"Then let's chat for another 10 minutes?"

"Talk for 10 minutes."

"Grandpa, I think you should add some more. Twenty cents for three or ten minutes is too cheap." Jia Zhang raised three fingers, "How about thirty cents? No one chats with you except me. "

"Thirty cents for 10 minutes, it's a bit expensive."

"I'll send you a few words."

Jia Zhang's business has gained experience, not only learned to bargain, but also took advantage of Yi Zhonghai's disadvantaged opportunity to kill Yi Zhonghai.

In order to make Yi Zhonghai feel the value of the money spent, he spent it well.

Also in order to keep things flowing and to be able to do this chat business with Yi Zhonghai every day, Jia Zhang decided to give Yi Zhonghai an extra ten sentences on the basis of 10 cents for [-] minutes.

dog day.

The heads are all out.

"Go, go, go."

"Let's talk."

"What are you talking about?"

"You spend money, you have the final say, let's talk about whatever you want, or what happened when you were in prison?"

Yi Zhonghai's face instantly became ugly.

Nima.

This is which pot is not opened to mention which pot.

You clearly know that I, Yi Zhonghai, don't like to mention those miserable things when I was in prison, but you just mentioned it. You did it on purpose.

"What's the matter? Are you unhappy? Let me tell you, this person has to face it bravely when he is alive. It doesn't matter if you made a mistake, but you have to remember the mistake you made. Speaking of it, we are also destined, you go in Yes, I went in too."

Jia Zhang touched Yi Zhonghai's big bald head with his hand, and that expression was like touching her Jia Zhang's grandson.

"I didn't expect you to become like this. It's okay, if you become like this, my wife can rest assured that you will save yourself from arguing with He Daqing when you come back. I think the two of you fought for my Jiazhang family back then. It's a pity that you, Yi Zhonghai, won the game with a superior skill."

A shy blush appeared on Jia Zhang's face. This was the brightest moment in Jia Zhang's life, that is, the famous incident of two men vying for a widow in the courtyard.

It was also the fuse that forced He Daqing to leave, and it was the beginning of Shazhu and Yushui's suffering.

"What's the pity? What's the pity? You just fell in love with Erpidan, that is, you, and I will make Erpidan submit every minute."

When Yi Zhonghai talked about the key points, he deliberately stopped and didn't say anything.

Yi Zhonghai couldn't understand these women in the Jia family, regardless of whether they were old or young, they all had a strong sense of restlessness in their bones, wanting to seek that extreme excitement.

Jia Zhang is like this.

Qin Huairu is like this.

The same is true for Xiaodang and Sophora japonica.

In the past, Yi Zhonghai plotted against the Jia Zhang family, and took Qin Huairu by secretly subsidizing them in the middle of the night, as for Xiaodang and Huaihua.

Others don't know what they are doing.

Yi Zhonghai could guess roughly.

There is no business, but there is money to spend, and even Jia Zhang can steal Xiaodang's money to buy himself some snacks.

It is conceivable that the source of this money cannot withstand any scrutiny.

This is Yi Zhonghai's brilliance.

In a few words, he took the initiative in his own hands.

The subsequent situation was basically the same as what Yi Zhonghai thought in his heart. Hearing that Yi Zhonghai had a way to facilitate his marriage with Er Pidan, Jia Zhang was so overjoyed that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

In order to live with Erpidan and He Meimei, Jia Zhang also took out two yuan from her pocket, saying that she was going to use the money to buy what Yi Zhonghai said.

A tug-of-war bargain.

The two sides negotiated the terms.

Jia Zhang offered five yuan in exchange for Yi Zhonghai's plan to make Erpidan marry Jia Zhang obediently.

Both parties pay in one hand and deliver in one hand.

bah bah bah.

It is the method of giving money with one hand and paying with the other hand.

The moment Jia Zhang handed over the money to Yi Zhonghai.

Accidents happen.

Two policemen dressed in police uniforms rushed in, and happened to witness the scene where Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai paid the money and delivered the goods.

A pair of shiny handcuffs were handcuffed on the wrists of Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai.

The two people who were arguing were listless at the time.

Without being told, they squatted obediently on the ground, with their hands still hugging their respective heads.

The police entered the compound and put handcuffs on the two guys who had been in prison in the past. This is a big deal.

Those people who were watching the play, laying corpses, and hiding from disasters rushed out of the house, and they all looked at the scene in front of them with strange eyes. Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai were squatting on the ground.

In the absence of Yan Fugui, Liu Haizhong had to stand up. As the second uncle in front of the compound, he asked the specific reason.

There must be a reason why Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai were arrested!
Why were you arrested?
What did you do?
Can't two people commit crimes under the noses of their neighbors in the compound?
This is too traitorous.

It's okay not to mention this reason, but once this reason is mentioned, all the beasts in this courtyard have goosebumps.

Good guy.

Two people who are over 150 years old plus a piece of over [-] years old actually made this immoral young transaction, and were arrested on the spot. The five yuan in the hands of the old Anan is the evidence that it was Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai who made the young transaction. evidence of.

Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang.

Two people who spend money to buy whom?

Brain-supplement monsters occupy the brains of the beasts, each of them brain-supplementing the reason why Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were arrested at the same time.

Could it be that Yi Zhonghai was so isolated that he couldn't stand it anymore, so he spent money to buy Jia Zhang's?
Impossible.

Yi Zhonghai became a eunuch and liked men, this is a fact recognized by all the beasts in the courtyard.

Or is it that Yi Zhonghai is just pretending that he is not a eunuch, and he doesn't like men, but he deliberately made up a lie about liking men in order to come out early?

If this was the case, Yi Zhonghai would be terrible.

Shocked and suspicious eyes flashed in the eyes of the beasts. They felt that Yi Zhonghai should be sent in. After all, it was safe inside, and the beasts felt more at ease.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly defended himself, "Comrade Public Security, you have misunderstood. I did not give the money to Jia Zhang, but Jia Zhang gave it to Yi Zhonghai."

Jia Zhang didn't want to get it, and gave Yi Zhonghai the money from stealing Xiaodang for free. For the sake of money, she didn't shirk or deny it, "Yes, yes, I gave this money to Yi Zhonghai. , it wasn't given to me by Yi Zhonghai."

hiss.

The beasts gasped.

It was Jia Zhang's money to Yi Zhonghai.

Strange things happen every year.

Especially this year.

Jia Zhang spent money to buy Yi Zhonghai.

Who would believe this shit?

But they couldn't help but believe the scene before them. Even Uncle Gong'an said that the money was given to Yi Zhonghai by Mrs. Jia Zhang. Anyone can lie, but Uncle Gong'an cannot lie. It was Jia Zhang who gave Yi Zhonghai.

Jia Zhang was coveting Yi Zhonghai's body when he was coveting Erpidan's beauty.

It must be so.

Jia Zhang is really not human.

The beasts had the same thought at the same time. As members of the compound, they knew how difficult the Jia family was. The old one, the young one, and the two young ones have no work to do.

Without a job, there is no income.

If you have no money, you can pretend to be poor.

Jia Zhang's spending money to buy Yi Zhonghai is the best proof.

This man.

It's just unimaginable.

At such an old age, I still buy Yi Zhonghai.

The eyes of the beasts fell on Erpidan who just came in. Their eyes were the kind of eyes watching the excitement. They all wanted to know how to develop the next step in the bloody matter between Erpidan and Jia Zhang.

Erpidan, who wanted to get rid of Jia Zhang's entanglement, naturally would not give up such a rare opportunity in front of him for nothing, curling his lips was just an excuse to draw a line with Jia Zhang.

"Jia Zhang, my Erpidan never thought that you would be such a person. My Erpidan and your Jiazhang clan are at odds with each other, and we will never get in touch with each other."

The loud and loud voice hit Jia Zhang's body like a heavy hammer. Like a lightning strike, Jia Zhang's whole head was buzzing.

what do you mean.

Am I stealing chickens and losing money?
There was no way to get Er Pi Dan to marry me, Jia Zhang, and he spent five yuan in vain, and Er Pi Dan took the opportunity to show his determination.

There can be no Qin Huairu.

Xiaodang and Sophora japonica are not required.

But there can be no Erpidan, Erpidan is Jia Zhang's heart, and the crying Jia Zhang told the whole story in detail, what for Erpidan, she Jia Zhang willingly gave, what for Erpidan, she, Jia Zhang, spent money to buy Yi Zhonghai's method to make Erpidan obediently submit.

Erpi Dan felt cold all over.

There is really no way to stay in this courtyard house.

have to leave.

The key is not to dare.

The two police officers next to me were dumbfounded. No wonder some people said that this compound is not an ordinary one. In that compound, there is an elderly lady who insists on marrying a young man?

Although it is difficult for an upright official to break up housework.

But the old policeman still wants to give it a try. Erpidan looks like a very energetic young man, but he can't be folded in the hands of the old godly lady Jia Zhang.

Public security comrades are for the people, and when they encounter problems, they have to find a way to solve them.

"Jia Zhang, you are so old, why do you insist on pestering this young man? This is now. If this is ancient times, you will end up soaking in a pig cage."

"We are newcomers and a new society. The elderly also have the right to pursue their own happiness, but why can't you find an old man who is about your age? Do you have to mess around with young men?"

"There is also an old man in your compound, Yi Zhonghai, He Daqing, they are all good old men, why don't you try to get to know these old men, even if you don't like it, there is a nearby compound, and our alley , and even in the rolling mill, there are many old men who have lost their wives, why did you fall in love with Erpidan?"

"Er Pidan is a young man. Can the two of you be happy together? Originally, we shouldn't care about these things, but I couldn't help it. I wanted to say a few words, whether you listen or not, the meaning is this Meaning, as an old lady of your age, can you not harm other young men? I don’t believe that there is no old man in the whole capital that Jia Zhang likes. I hope you can think about what I said.”

The police released the handcuffs on Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang's wrists, turned to greet He Daming's grandson, and praised them a few words.

The truth finally came out.

Strictly speaking.

It was a misunderstanding that produced everything.

When He Daming's grandson came back from buying soda, he saw Jia Zhang asking Yi Zhonghai for money, and thought of the things their teacher told them, and mistakenly thought that Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were doing this immoral young After the transaction, they rushed to the police station to find Uncle Public Security, and then there was the scene of Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang squatting on the ground with handcuffs and explaining to each other.

Some beasts had some strange thoughts. Yi Zhonghai spent money to chat with people, 10 cents for 180 minutes, 60 cents for an hour, [-] yuan for chatting for ten hours a day, [-] yuan a month, It is higher than their wages, minus two-thirds is [-] yuan.

Chatting and doing homework.

Still make money.

Kill two birds with one stone.

They seem to be able to do this business, even if Yi Zhonghai is a pervert and likes men, then the women of their family can chat with Yi Zhonghai to make daily life, why such a good business is so cheap for Jia Zhang.

"Grandpa, you should talk to someone earlier. We are all neighbors in the same compound. If you look down and see you, you are the former uncle of our compound. We can charge less for chatting."

The one who grabbed the business even glanced at Jia Zhang on purpose.

"It's not like some people who are really poor and crazy. They charge 10 cents for chatting for 10 minutes. We charge [-] cents for [-] minutes."

One has two.

The rest of the beasts also swarmed up, chattering about their conditions, in order to earn money for Yi Zhonghai's chat, they didn't want their face, and lowered the price in every way.

"Grandpa, I charge fifteen cents for three or ten minutes."

"My house provides tea."

"I can pay a dime for three or ten minutes."

"I can spend one dollar a day, and I can chat casually, and I can talk about anything."

Jia Zhang didn't take part in these messy things.

Money is compared with Erpidan.

Preserved eggs are important.

She, Jiazhang, wants people and doesn't want money, and is holding on to Er Pidan's arm to prevent Er Pidan from leaving, saying that she wants to explain to Er Pidan.

How can this be explained?
The shaved head is hot.

Twisted melons are not sweet.

What Erpidan was waiting for was this opportunity.

"release."

"Don't let go, once you let go, you will run away, let me explain to you, I didn't get involved with Yi Zhonghai, it was Yi Zhonghai who insisted on my old lady chatting with him, Eggy."

Two preserved eggs instant fryer.

what do you call me?

Eggs.

Is this your name?

"It doesn't matter to me who you get involved with. What does it matter to us? We have nothing to do with you. You'd better think clearly."

It doesn't matter.

How did you tell me at the beginning that you wanted to do it all in one go, that you wanted to marry me, Mrs. Jia Zhang, and that you would have a daughter-in-law, grandson and granddaughter all of a sudden, but now you bite back, it doesn't matter.I help you mend your clothes, help you wash your clothes, help you clean up the house, why doesn't it matter?You were good at the beginning and enjoyed the process, but now you want to break up with me, what good thing do you think.

"You can't do that."

"I am young and ignorant, and you are ignorant too? How old are you, how old am I, do you think we are suitable together?"

"It's suitable, I think it's suitable, I'm not old, I'm only in my early 70s and less than 50 years old, I can live another [-] years, Eggy, I can't live without you."

"I'll give you money, you let me go."

"I don't want money, I want people."

(End of this chapter)