The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 267 Sticky Zhi is Stupid, Stupid is Autistic

"What's wrong with the stick?" Jia Zhang, who was the first to find out that something was wrong, hurriedly asked.

My grandson hurts himself.

Jia's family has only one seedling, which is rare.

"Mother Huairu, it's okay. This means that the medicine we poured into the stomach of the stick just now has an effect. Think about it, you have a cold, how will you react after drinking the medicine?"

"I want to sleep, I'm very sleepy."

Yan Fugui said nonsense in a serious manner, "This is the natural reaction of the effect of the medicine. The stick's body twists and turns, which means that the medicine is working, and that the stick is getting better soon."

The stick lying on the ground stared fiercely at Yan Fugui who was talking nonsense. He never thought that Yan Fugui was also a bastard who just opened his mouth to talk nonsense.

you listen.

Is this what people say?

The medicine worked.

thank you.

That has to be medicine too.

Did you give me medicine?
It's pig manure and donkey urine.

Stick struggled vigorously, he was not sick, and he didn't want to be fed this so-called folk remedy for madness by the beasts, this damn is using his stick's mouth as a latrine.

With a stinky sock stuffed in its mouth, it made a humming sound.

"Banggen, is it a little uncomfortable? Is the rope a little tight? Do you want to loosen it?" Jia Zhang said distressedly.

"Mother Huairu, if you feel sorry for Banggen, we will let go of Banggen, but Banggen is crazy, he can't get a wife, Jia's family is extinct, and so on, it has nothing to do with us."

Compared with Banggen's current suffering and the fact that he is married to a wife and Jia's family has a descendant, the latter is obviously more important.

A cruel.

A stomp.

Jia Zhang turned around and went back to the house.

Soon, only the white-eyed wolf stick stalk and the sanctimonious little abacus Yan Fugui were left on the scene.

The eyes of the old and the young met in mid-air.

Yan Fugui's heart skipped a beat when he saw Banggen looking at him with hints of reconciliation after autumn. Being hated by others was not the kind of result Yan Fugui wanted.

I thought about it.

In the end, greed got the upper hand.

As long as this task is completed, Erpidan will give Yan Fugui a fan used by Qianlong in the Qing Dynasty as Yan Fugui's reward for doing this task.

Qianlong fan.

You can tell from the name that this thing is very valuable.

have money.

Still need to nest in the courtyard?
Why not?
Yan Fugui's uneasy heart was persuaded by Yan Fugui's own Ah Q reason.

If you have money, you are afraid of revenge from the lame stick?
The conditions given by Erpidan are rich enough.

It is impossible for Yan Fugui not to want a fan worth tens of thousands.

Again.

The matter of curing the insanity of the stick is already done. They took a bunch of animals in the compound to fill the stick with pig manure and donkey urine, and tied the stick outside. It is not impossible to save it. It's just that Yan Fugui doesn't have the ability to go back in time, so he can only grit his teeth and go all the way to the dark, and continue to treat the stick. The one who treats the stick all the time doesn't remember hating Yan Fugui, and doesn't want to seek revenge on Yan Fugui.

Cleared his throat.

In that tone that he thinks is very gentle, he said to Banggen: "Banggen, don't bear any grudges against the third master, the third master is also thinking about you, for your grandma, your grandma is just thinking about it now, let you take care of yourself." Yes, and then marry a daughter-in-law and have a child so that the Jia family can have a descendant."

Xu Damao, who was leaning on the porch, thought it was funny.

Yan Fugui is a typical example of wanting to please both sides, that is, to fulfill his own greed, but not to let the stick hate him, otherwise he would not explain to the stick that he brought the beasts to feed the stick. Drug behavior.

The beasts in the courtyard.

None of them are fuel-efficient lamps.

Calculate others.

Always very shrewd.

Xu Damao suddenly wanted to smoke. He took out a cigarette from his pocket and was about to light it when he suddenly thought of something and put the cigarette in his mouth behind his ear.

Listen to what Yan Fugui said first.

"Only the people in our compound know that you are insane. The third master has already told them not to spread the fact that you are insane. You have to be treated for insanity. Sending you to the hospital is an astronomical sum."

Yan Fugui bragged about not paying taxes, and talked big things indiscriminately.

"It doesn't matter if it's money or not. Really, isn't it just money? The neighbors in the neighborhood can get it together. Even if the neighbors in the neighborhood are not happy, the third master can still pay the money. As long as the matter is solved with money, in the It's not a problem in the eyes of the third master, as long as you are a good guy, you'll be fine."

A trace of sarcasm flashed across Xu Damao's face.

Yan Fugui clearly used the stick as a mallet, but he was fooling around.

Live in a compound.

Who knows who?

Just you, Yan Fugui.

The owner who asked his son to pay for the repair of the broken bicycle will pay for the stick?

"Unfortunately, we think about your awesome reputation. Others don't think about your awesome reputation. The third master also has to think about your awesome reputation. When sending you to the hospital, does the hospital have to send a car to pick you up?" ? Once the car arrives, you can’t hide the fact that you have a madness. Even if you recover, no one will marry you. If you can’t marry a wife, the Jia family can’t have a queen. So the third master can only treat you with folk remedies."

Xu Damao wanted to scold her.

Yan Fugui just transferred the set of reasons he had fooled Yan Fugui to BangGou intact.

Really wicked.

Worse than me, Xu Damao.

"Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. This folk prescription has a smell and smells disgusting, but it can't help it has this effect. Look at you, pour a can of pig manure, and a can of donkey urine, and your spirit will immediately improve. , Great, just one word for the third master, don’t hate the third master, the third master is all for you, the third master watched you grow up, even if you want to hate the third master, the third master will still treat you This madness is cured."

"Bah."

The exquisite lighter in Xu Damao's hand made a sound, and the sound was extremely harsh in the quiet courtyard.

Yan Fugui, who Ke Jin was fooling around, was taken aback suddenly, and subconsciously turned around and asked, "Who?"

Yan Fugui himself didn't realize that he was trembling in the question of who he was, as if Yan Fugui was caught by someone in the middle of doing something immoral. guilty conscience.

"Third Lord, me."

"It's Da Mao." Yan Fugui's heart dropped, but he raised it again immediately, "Da Mao, you just came back?"

"Just entered the compound."

Yan Fugui's uneasy heart was completely relieved. Xu Damao had just entered the compound, which meant that Yan Fugui's foolish words had not been heard.

"Third Master, what is this? Sticker is this?"

"It's not that the stick is insane. In order not to let outsiders know about it, a group of our neighbors found a few folk remedies to treat the madness, and we are treating the stick. Da Mao, third master, I beg you, stick The matter of being insane can't be spread outside the public, if you don't let the stick get well, you won't be able to marry a wife, if it wasn't for the Jia family, the third master wouldn't beg for help casually."

"Okay, okay, I understand, then you guys continue the treatment, I'm going back to the house." Xu Damao jumped over the stick and Yan Fugui, and walked to his room.

Behind him was the voice of Yan Fugui continuing to fool the stick.

"Bang, the third master has never begged anyone in his life, and he still begged for you, and we will continue the treatment tomorrow, and strive to completely cure your madness within fifteen days."

Stick's heart fell to the extreme in an instant.

Still need treatment tomorrow.

My stick is still alive.

God.

Help.

God did not hear the call of the stick.

The next morning.

Xu Damao had just woken up and was still washing when he heard Yan Fugui's voice calling the beasts.

He said he wanted to give the stick a breakfast.

Through the window glass, Xu Damao shook his head speechlessly.

It's really feeding the sticks for breakfast, the donkey urine with clear water, or fresh donkey urine, which can't be used in fresh donkey urine. It is said that it was obtained from the Dingxiang Building, and it is threatened to strike while the iron is hot, and it is a wave of tricks on the sticks.

Are you treating a disease?

You are just afraid that the stick is not crazy.

……

Flash forward ten days.

In the past ten days or so, it can be said that stick stems have mixed joys and sorrows, life and death.

Yan Fugui really fulfilled his promise to BangGong. More than a dozen partial methods to treat BangGong's madness were tested on BangGong every day.

Use Xu Damao's original words to describe it.

There is always one that is suitable for sticks.

More than a dozen folk remedies have been tried.

Treated with stick stems, he was dying, his face looked a lot older, and he was a lot more honest. He didn't have the vigor that a big guy or a young person should have, but he was like that old man who was waiting to sleep in a coffin The old coffin was about the same size, with its back on its back, its waist hunched over, and its arms were still inserted into the sleeves.The most eye-catching and eye-catching thing is the walking posture of the stick, like a penguin shaking.

What's even more rare is that stick stem doesn't know whether it's a cold or a cold, and there are two tubes of snot in the nasal cavity all the time.

The snot was still stubbornly lingering outside the nasal cavity. From a distance, it seemed that two shiny vermicelli were drilled out of the nasal cavity.

this scene.

It also scared Xu Damao who had finally returned to the courtyard.

Even at noon.

Xu Damao was still so frightened by Banggen's stupid look that he yelled out loud. At the moment when Banggen's cheek came into Xu Damao's eyes, Xu Damao really thought he had seen a ghost.

Yan Fugui was not surprised by this, and complained that Xu Damao was rare and strange, and at the same time put gold on his face, saying that Yan Fugui really cured the madness of the stick, and that the stick didn't care about calling Xu Damao Uncle Xu, There was also no idea of ​​bringing Qin Huairu and Xu Damao together.

Listening to the meaning in Yan Fugui's words, it is clear that Xu Damao should accept Yan Fugui's affection, otherwise Xu Damao will have multiple white-eyed wolf sons called stick stems.

Xu Damao's mind was not on Yan Fugui, his attention was [-]% on Banggen.

Look at the two snots under the stick's nasal cavity, and then look at the foolish smile on the stick's face.

Xu Damao really didn't know what to say.

Compared with the moment when they first returned to the courtyard, the stick sticking out in front of Xu Damao and Yan Fugui like a fool now looks more like a fool.

Xu Damao felt that his head was a little big.

Summarize it with a line from Zhao Benshan's sketch.

Blood pressure is a little high.

The appearance of the stick stimulated Xu Damao, so that Xu Damao didn't know what to do.

Xu Damao has an idea now.

Did the stick and Jia Zhang's play off by accident?

The plan failed but was planned.

The original intention was to count those people in the courtyard, including Xu Damao, but it turned out to be the one being counted.

Sticks are a living example.

Bang Geng was good at first, but in the end he insisted on pretending to be crazy, so he took advantage of this opportunity to make Bang Geng stay in the courtyard, so that the Jia family could build a hut on the open space of the courtyard. back.

But unexpectedly, the beasts in the courtyard came to Jia's house to do something, and they thought of a routine to cure madness with folk remedies.

Ten days down.

More than a dozen sets of folk remedies with different contents are greeted by sticks in various ways.

pig manure.

donkey pee.

shit.

Donkey dung.

Being served by these things in turn, normal people have to become abnormal.

It is also reasonable that the stick's will will be completely destroyed.

It also turned the person pretending to be crazy and selling stupid in the Jia family's plan into a really crazy and stupid person.

Hey!
I didn't kill Boren, but Boren went crazy because of me.

Maybe Banggen is crazy, for the Jia family, for Banggen, it is a beautiful thing with infinite uses, at least Banggen will sleep when he is full, eat when he wakes up, and don't worry about how this food came, Don't worry about not having money to spend.

This is probably because stupid people have stupid blessings!
You don't need to worry about those trivial things anymore, and you don't need to calculate this person or that matter.

Good.

Fools have no worries.

Looking at the stick that picked up something from the ground and threw it into his mouth, and then looked at Xiaodang and Sophora japonica who were busy packing up and going to the night market not far away, Xu Damao felt really lucky for the stick.

no trouble.

I don't know sorrow.

Xu Damao thought of Shazhu, and vaguely remembered that Shazhu had arranged several tasks for Banggen.

There is no news of the stick in the past ten days, what kind of mood will Shazhu be in.

it is good?
or bad?
It is estimated that it is bad.

……

Silly Zhu in the prison, it is like a day without seeing each other. Others live like a year, Sha Zhu is like a year, and every second is extremely difficult.

It was all caused by Qin Huairu.

Since the day Silly Zhu left the prison with Bang Geng, he has been eagerly looking forward to meeting with Bang Geng, and learned about Qin Huairu's situation from Bang Geng's mouth.

Ten days passed.

Shazhu didn't wait for the person he wanted to see.

Not to mention the stick, even He Yushui didn't come.

Silly Zhu shut himself up.

He suddenly felt that he was a failure in life, a failure.

Not to mention the fact that my sister severed ties with me, even the stick that I took care of since childhood, and I had to feed him if I didn't eat it, is gone forever, and there is no news at all.

At the beginning, Shazhu made up all kinds of reasons for himself, saying that Bangjiu had one thing to do today and another thing to do tomorrow, so he didn't have time to see him, Shazhu.

Gradually lost over time.

Sha Zhu became extremely numb, and he couldn't think of a reason to excuse the stick, and Sha Zhu thought of all the reasons he could think of.

Silly Zhu knew that BangGiao would not come again.

The stick doesn't come.

Aren't Xiaodang and Sophora japonica coming too?
I vaguely remember being nice to them back then.

Shazhu would never have thought that Xiaodang and Huaihua had completely forgotten about Shazhu. Even if they knew that there was such a person, they would not come to see him, not even their own mother, Qin Huairu. Will they go to see this outsider who has no blood relationship with them?

The two sisters kept a saying in Banggen's heart, the reason why Sha Zhu was kind to them was for this purpose, to beat their mother Qin Huairu's idea, such a person is not worthy to be their stepfather, only Xu Damao Only such a person is qualified to be their step-dad.

The two sisters have been busy setting up the night market recently, and today is their second time setting up a stall.

During the more than ten days during which Banggen was treated, they worried about the condition of Banggeng and wanted to avoid Wang Lili's limelight on the other hand.

I hope that things like Wang Lili will not happen today.

　Thanks to the book friend (sweet and vinegar 8) for the reward of 900 starting coins
　　
　
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