The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 292 This Is Reality, Silly Zhu
I envy Xu Damao's wealth, I envy Xu Damao's good sons and daughters and several daughters-in-law, and I envy Xu Damao being surrounded by all the stars in the courtyard.

Was completely trampled underfoot by the enemy.

Silly Zhu was quite unconvinced.

He wanted to find some ground for himself.

Quan Dang took care of Sha Zhu's humble self-esteem.

With scallions stuck in his nose, he thought of himself as an elephant.

Sha Zhu deliberately yelled loudly towards Liu Haizhong, "Second uncle, I just received a paging call, I will borrow your phone to call back."

Liu Haizhong, Yan Fugui, Xu Damao and others all set their sights on Shazhu.

pager.

That also costs a lot of money.

"Silly, yes, I already bought a pager, how much did I pay for it?"

How could Sha Zhu have a pager? He had heard the name of a pager and seen a pager before, but he had never bought a pager, so he shook the small half of a brick that was in his pocket and was going to use it to make up money towards Xu Damao and the others.

Anyway, through the clothes, who knows whether he has bricks or a pager in his pocket.

"The old one didn't cost much, Second Uncle, I'll call him back immediately."

He believed the lies that Sha Zhu said, he really regarded himself as someone with a pager, and walked past Xu Damao with his head raised, as if Sha Zhu was the brightest kid in the courtyard.

As soon as he walked around Xu Damao, Shazhu heard a burst of beeps and beeps before he took a step away.

The voice came from the black leather bag in front of Xu Damao.

What the hell?
Why is there still sound?

Silly Zhu was stunned, and saw Xu Damao unzip the black leather bag, and took out a mobile phone that was about the size of a whole brick.

When the big brother came into Sha Zhu's eyes, Sha Zhu's heart skipped a beat. He was shocked by Xu Damao's big brother.

In the past few days of returning to society, Shazhu has opened his eyes. He has learned about pagers, and he has also seen scenes of rich people walking and talking on the phone with a big mobile phone.

This thing costs tens of thousands of dollars a piece, and a minute of calls costs a few cents. It's really not something that ordinary people can afford.

Someone joked.

Those who hold a mobile phone are equivalent to holding half a building in their hands.

It can be seen that this thing is expensive.

Xu Damao bought a big brother!

But not only Shazhu has such an idea, Yan Fugui, Liu Haizhong and others all have similar thoughts to Shazhu.

"Goo."

The sound of swallowing saliva flew out from the mouths of the crowd.

There is envy.

There is relief.

The envious one is naturally Sha Zhu.

It was Yan Fugui and others who were relieved. As far as Xu Damao's worth was concerned, it was possible to buy not only one mobile phone, but also a hundred mobile phones, which was worth hundreds of millions.

Looking at Xu Damao who was using his mobile phone to make a phone call, Shazhu really has mixed feelings. He wanted to use a small half of a brick to pretend to be a comparison, but the pretending was not enough and he was compared. He Shazhu couldn't even afford a pager, but Xu Damao Big Brother is used.

It is clear which is more important.

The pager is definitely not the opponent of Brother Xu Damao.

Besides, Shazhu's pager is fake, he feels very unlucky and shameful.What's even more embarrassing is that after Xu Damao finished the phone call, he stretched out his elder brother to Shazhu, and his intention was unknown.

"No, I'll go out and fight."

Silly Zhu stubbornly maintained his ridiculous self-esteem, and walked out of the courtyard with his head raised.

Yan Fugui and Liu Haizhong looked at each other, and complained speechlessly.

"This idiot, he wants to save face and suffer, his second uncle, do you think that idiot's pager is real? Or is it fake?"

Liu Haizhong glanced unfathomably at the porch of the courtyard. It seemed that there was a silly pillar hiding around the corner, and he didn't care about the silly pillar. There was Xu Damao in front of him, so naturally Xu Damao was the leader.

Shazhu and Xu Damao are enemies, and when they meet, they fight.

Everyone in the courtyard knows this, and usually they don't say good things about Sha Zhu in front of Xu Damao, and they don't say good things about Xu Damao in front of Sha Zhu.

"Silly Zhu has been out for a few days? I only have [-] cents on me. How can I buy a pager? I reckoned that I wanted to find some ground for him in front of Da Mao, but I was shocked by the big brother in Da Mao's hands."

"I think so, and the things in Sha Zhu's pocket are not like pagers, they feel like bricks, Da Mao, you are too bad, you made Sha Zhu lose his temper without saying a word."

"Da Mao is not that kind of person, Da Mao, how much did you pay for this big brother?"

"It's not expensive, it's less than 2 yuan." Xu Damao didn't think too much, and casually said a number that he didn't care much about at all.

This is better than Ke pretending to be big all of a sudden, just like Bangzi and the others said that the distance is not very far, only three or four hundred kilometers, they shocked the other party.

"Good guy, I can't afford it."

"We can't afford it, but it doesn't mean Da Mao can't afford it." Liu Haizhong patted Xu Damao's flattery, "Da Mao, just now He Daqing and Yi Zhonghai got into a fight, did you know that?"

Yan Fugui listened.

I was in a hurry.

He, Yan Fugui, is Xu Damao's eyeliner in the courtyard. Everything has to be reported by him, Yan Fugui. You Liu Haizhong reported to Xu Damao the situation of the courtyard in front of my Yan Fugui. You are trying to steal my business.

"The reason was to borrow money. Yi Zhonghai wanted to take the initiative to lend money to Shazhu, but He Daqing was not happy about it. Shazhu didn't care whether He Daqing was willing or not. He was so focused on worrying about the Jia family's marriage that he took Yi Zhonghai's hand. 50 yuan."

At this point in the story, whether it was Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong, or Yan Fugui who was talking, they all took a look at the house of Jia's house that was deliberately locked by the Jia family, and all exclaimed in their hearts at the silly dog-licking nature .

They were all guarded by General Tie, and they licked them with all their strength.

The number one super idiot in the world!

I've never seen a person like Shazhu before, the bastard is at home.

"The fight between the two of them was so intense that they knocked off their underpants, or they were stupid."

"Shazhu is not stupid. If Shazhu was stupid, he would never borrow Yi Zhonghai's money. How could Yi Zhonghai think about it? I don't think Shazhu will pay back the money."

Liu Haizhong saw through the essence of the matter at a glance.

Regarding the matter of Yi Zhonghai lending money to Sha Zhu, both Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai have their own ulterior motives, and they are trying to calculate each other as much as possible.

Xu Damao suddenly had a feeling of longing for Ritian.

Before that, it was Qin Huairu who sucked blood from Shazhu, and Shazhu was sucked blood by Qin Huairu. While being sucked by Qin Huairu, Shazhu indirectly sucked blood from He Yushui.

At that time, the silly Zhu at least had to show his face.

Even if blood-sucking He Yushui subsidizes Qin Huairu's family, the name is still a borrowed name.

After staying in the cell for nine years, Sha Zhu squatted away his shame, and completely transformed into a vampire who was exactly the same as Qin Huairu, a vampire who didn't even want a face.

I can't blame Shazhu and Qin Huairu for walking together.

This is called not a family does not enter a door.

He sucks blood.

Xu Damao suddenly remembered the original plot.

In the original plot, Silly Zhu also became a vampire, and Lou Xiaoe, who sucked blood, subsidized the large and small animals in the courtyard, and then all the animals praised Qin Huairu, but forgot Lou Xiaoe, the real person who paid the money.

Xu Damao originally thought that his appearance would change some facts and results, but in fact it didn't. Shazhu is still Shazhu, still transforming into a shameless vampire, which is nothing more than the difference between big shameless and small shameless.

This is life.

After all, he could not escape the calculation of fate.

……

Silly Zhu hiding in the porch secretly licking his wounds, after hearing Yan Fugui and others' comments on him, he felt as if he was in the cold weather with no clothes on, and every inch of his body was covered with pain. Glowing cold.

This is a normal reaction to being caught out.

You Qi was caught by Xu Damao, his opponent.

Silly Zhu suddenly felt that he was no different from a gambler who had lost all his underwear at this time, and he was stuck in front of Xu Damao without a single thread on his body.

In addition to shame, there is only shame left.

Silly Zhu has no intention of continuing to listen, and throws his face in the latrine, there is nothing to be nostalgic about.

Perhaps Xu Damao was right.

People are poor and have short ambitions.

The horse has thin hair and long hair.

No ball money, but also Mao's self-esteem.

Money matters.

Qian Na, a knife that kills without blood.

Silly Zhu decided to find a job.

When he left the courtyard, he got another wave of experience from Wang Xiazi. Silly Zhu himself was full of confidence. With his cooking skills, he was afraid that he would not find a job?
Think back to the time of the fad.

In the entire rolling mill, how many people rushed to eat the meals they cooked, and even Deputy Factory Manager Li looked at him with admiration.

Think of these pasts.

Shazhu's sense of pride suddenly arose.

The demeanor of the director of the canteen in the rolling mill is not something ordinary people can see.

To put it up.

Looking up, humming a ditty, he walked to a very luxurious hotel, which was the first stop for Sha Zhu to find a job.

Shazhu is not going to work in those small restaurants and small street shops. Working in those places is equivalent to throwing Shazhu's own face on the ground. The former director of the canteen of the rolling mill can't afford to lose this person. Look in the restaurant, and only such a place can display the skills of Sha Zhu, and can be worthy of Sha Zhu's cooking skills.

The doorman frowned and blocked the confident Silly Zhu from the door.

"What's the matter with you? Who told you to go through the front door? You go through the back door, turn left from here and turn left, that's the back door. You come in through the back door."

Like You Fengxia's mother, the doorman also mistook Sha Zhu for a manure digger.

It's just the smell of Sha Zhu's body, the authentic smell of a excrement worker.

It stinks.

Silly Zhu thought it was a bit funny, the director of the canteen of the steel rolling mill was actually reduced to the point where he was looked down upon by the doorman, there is still a law in the world, I never heard that the chef needs to go through the back door when applying for a job, there is no such rule.

Shazhu's temper came up.

The more he refused, he insisted on giving it a try.

Sha Zhu pointed a finger at the doorman who blocked him, "Boy, let me tell you, I still have to go through this main entrance today."

"You are a dung picker, you don't go through the back door, you go through the front door?"

Silly Zhulung is about to be air-fried, why is he hooked up with this excrement picker again.

"I'm not digging shit."

"Why aren't you a manure picker? The smell on your body is so authentic, you can't fool me, manure picker, please go through the back door."

Silly Zhu took out the 50 yuan in his pocket in a hurry, "Is there a manure worker with 50 yuan on his body?"

"You're not a manure picker, and you can't enter."

"why?"

"We are a big restaurant, and there are rich people coming and going. You smell like excrement. If you go in, how can people eat? I can't let you in."

"I'm here to find a job."

"You?" The doorman hesitated for a moment, "Looking for work? To our place?"

"I'm silly Zhu, that silly Zhu in the canteen of the rolling mill, you can go out and inquire about it." Shazhu reported his name, and when he said the words "shazhu in the canteen of the rolling mill," Silly stood up for Wei Wei. Straightening his waist, he felt that he was beautiful at this moment.

Rolling mill cafeteria silly column.

During the storm.

That is also Grandpa.

As far as my silly craftsmanship is concerned, how many people were overwhelmed at that time?
If it wasn't for Huluopingyang being bullied by dogs, I, Shazhu, wouldn't even consider working here with you. Being able to invite me, Shazhu, as the chef is a blessing that you have cultivated for several lifetimes.

When the time comes, go back and let those people in the courtyard have a look, let them know that I am still the same idiot I used to be, I bring food every day, I envy them to death.

Before the result was predicted, and even the person in charge of the restaurant hadn't seen it, Sha Zhu had already taken it for granted and started to think wildly, planning to continue the bad rules of the canteen in the rolling mill.

"I'm sorry, we don't lack chefs here, sorry." A man in a suit politely rejected Sha Zhu's request for a job.

It's just the smell of Shazhu.

People who know the inside story know that this is their restaurant canteen.

People who don't know the inside story think that their restaurant has moved the canteen into the toilet. A chef with a stinky smell can make delicious dishes?
The color on Sha Zhu's face was frozen on the spot at this moment.

The chef is full.

How can it be?

The chef is full, why is there an advertisement for a chef on the big glass in front of the hall?
"Isn't that asking for someone? I'm the director of the canteen of the rolling mill, and my name is Shazhu." Shazhu re-reported his name. If you don't know Shazhu, you should also know the director of the canteen of the rolling mill.

"Little boy, why haven't you tore up this ad yet? Look, I have misunderstood the stupid master. I'm sorry, silly master. I'm sorry." The man in the suit also kindly pointed out a way out. A stall selling stinky tofu on the side of the road said, "Silly master, you can go to their store and try it, I believe you will succeed."

The smell on Sha Zhu's body is really a perfect combination with the industry of selling stinky tofu. The smell of latrines on his body can better aggravate the smell of stinky tofu from the side.

The combination of both parties is a concept that one plus one is greater than two.

To use a slogan to describe it, silly pillars and stinky tofu are a perfect match.

Shazhu was not prepared to accept the man in the suit's kindness. Even if he was down and out, the small shop on the street would not be able to accommodate his big Buddha.

Don't stay here.

I have my own place to stay.

Sha Zhu raised his head and walked towards a hotel next to him that was still extremely luxuriously decorated.

A hit is nothing.

Sha Zhu had confidence in his cooking skills, and when he was walking away, there was a voice behind him that made Sha Zhu break his defense instantly.

"You are here to apply for a chef, that's great, our hotel is recruiting chefs now, you come with me, little boy, like that stinky person just now, just stop him and don't let him in, what did you do?" That's right, I'm done asking the leader to apply for a bonus for you..."

Silly Zhu staggered and almost fell to the ground, then turned his head and gave the man in the suit and the doorman a hard look, and walked towards the second store with the intention of teaching them a lesson.

(End of this chapter)