The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 304

This is Shazhu's self-cognition, he is obviously not a shit, but he still looks down on others, mistakenly thinking that he is that kind of high-ranking big shot.

It's ridiculous.

"Sir, I didn't mean to look down on you."

"Crack." Silly Zhu proudly threw the two-dollar bill on the table, "Tip."

"Thank you, sir."

"Maliu's serving wine, just the 82 Lafite, two bottles."

Silly Zhu told the waiter arrogantly, he thought that he was the brightest kid in the restaurant now, and he stole Xu Damao's limelight.

What happened to Xu Damao being rich?
Xu Damao is rich, but he didn't tip the waiter. I'm a fool and I don't have money, so I gave two yuan at once, and I just stepped on Xu Damao.

Looking at those eyes looking at him, Shazhu leisurely felt a kind of pride.

I can also be stupid.

According to Shazhu's imagination, this 82-year-old Lafite only costs ten yuan a bottle.

As the saying goes, money goes away and people are happy.

Xu Damao has money to drink, but I, silly Zhu, can't drink if I don't have money.

Going all out today.

It's more than 90 yuan, the worst is to go back and ask Yi Zhonghai to borrow it. Anyway, Yi Zhonghai has something to ask for himself, and Sha Zhu's desire to break the jar is getting stronger and stronger.

The situation is reversed.

During the storm.

Qin Huairu regards Sha Zhu as a blood-sucking target, and now Sha Zhu regards Yi Zhonghai as a blood-sucking target, and he is ready to be shameless.

Xu Damao smiled and continued to order, "Give me one of these big lobsters."

"Two big lobsters."

Silly Zhu out of the mind of competition, no matter what Xu Damao ordered, even if it was a box of napkins, Sha Zhu would double the number on the basis of Xu Damao, and he wanted to overwhelm Xu Damao everywhere.

Xu Damao wants four crabs.

Shazhu ordered eight crabs to the waiter without hesitation, his voice was not only higher than Xu Damao's, but also intentionally disrupted the sequence.

Xu Damao ordered a portion of Jinhua ham.

Sha Zhu immediately insisted on asking for two servings of Jinhua ham.

"One abalone."

"Two abalones."

"One pound of grouper."

"Two two-pound groupers."

Xu Damao glanced at the idiot who deliberately quarreled with him, and said in his heart: this idiot, there is really no way out, let's see how you cry when you pay the bill later.

Sha Zhu saw Xu Damao looking at him strangely, thinking that Xu Damao was overwhelmed by his silly behavior of asking for twice as much, and a trace of cold pride appeared on his face.

"This place is not owned by you, Xu Damao. If you can come, I can come, and if you can order, I can order too."

"Have tomato and egg soup." Xu Damao ignored Shazhu and asked the waiter for a soup.

An ordinary bowl of tomato and egg soup became the trigger for Sha Zhu to look down on Xu Damao, and Sha Zhu glanced at Xu Damao with his disdainful eyes.

You, Xu Damao, are so rich that you even drink tomato and egg soup.

I bother.

Almost as stupid as I am.

You, Xu Damao, drink tomato and egg soup, but I, silly, have to drink this soup that is a bit more high-end and more atmospheric than tomato and egg soup.

"Tomato and egg soup, you can also drink it at home. Bring me a steamed old turtle soup, thicker. Be careful, don't fool me with crap, I can taste it."

……

Dishes have five flavors.

Three rounds of wine.

Silly Zhu nodded contentedly.

Don't say it.

The taste of these meals is really good. The only thing that makes Sha Zhu feel regretful or dissatisfied is that the taste of this 82-year-old Lafite is far less vigorous than Erguotou. When Sha Zhu drinks it, he always feels sour. The smell of swill, I always feel like I am drinking swill.

This Nima also sells for ten yuan a bottle.

Xu Damao is really a big-headed turtle.

This swill-tasting red wine is still drunk every day, just this swill-tasting.

Forget it.

I will never come again in my stupid life.

"Dude, settle the accounts."

Silly Zhu was extremely satisfied with the waiter's service. Just after eating here, the waiter hastily prepared the toothpicks. This service must cost one yuan.

Silly Zhu decided to tip the waiter a dollar when the bill was settled later.

no matter what.

Anyway, he couldn't lose face in front of Xu Damao.

Whatever you say today, let Xu Damao see my stupid strength.

"Hello, sir, the total is 970 yuan."

Silly Zhu stared blankly at the waiter who reported the bill figure to him, and Yi Zhonghai gave him more than 90 scattered bills, which were still clutched in Sha Zhu's hand and did not show it.

I thought it was only five or sixty yuan.

The co-author reported a bill of 970 and six yuan, and the figure that Sha Zhu estimated in his heart was not even a fraction of the price quoted.

I, silly Zhu, misheard and had auditory hallucinations?
Or did the waiter in front of him report the wrong number?

No matter how expensive this meal is, it can't cost more than 1000 yuan or less than [-] yuan.

Silly Zhu's dumbfounded expression made Xu Damao who was sitting opposite him feel a little excited. Isn't this the big show that Xu Damao has been looking forward to!What Xu Damao is looking forward to is the embarrassment of Shazhu not being able to pay the bills!Just now, the way Shazhu gave the tip was so proud, but now he looks like a failure when he can't pay the bill.

This is a typical setup failure.

"How many?"

"Hello, sir, you have spent a total of 970 yuan."

Sha Zhu scratched his hair with his hands, and he realized the cause and effect. It wasn't that he had auditory hallucinations, but that the price was too high.

and many more.

Could it be that seeing me, silly Zhu, came to the Capital Hotel for dinner for the first time, so he deliberately treated me like a fool, and insisted on quoting a sky-high price for something worth tens of dollars.

"How can you spend 970 yuan? Are you deliberately blackmailing me because I came here for the first time? I am the former canteen director of a rolling mill. I know exactly how much something costs. You can't fool me. We Don't ask for 970 or 970 yuan, just give me a real price, don't fool me with the number of [-] and [-] yuan, you can't fool me, we are all people in the industry, who Don’t know who? If you give me a real price, I’ll settle the bill in a hurry, or we’ll ask the police comrades for a review.”

The waiter understood.

Cooperating with the master in front of him, he mistakenly thought that the Jingcheng Hotel was blackmailing him.

Strange things happen every year.

This year is especially many, and I met people who bargained at the Beijing Hotel.

"Sir, you misunderstood. Our Beijing Hotel has no habit of blackmailing guests, and we don't have any behaviors of blackmailing guests. No matter whether it is your first time or the first time you come, he will pay as much as you want, and he won't give you money because of There are not many guests coming, and the charges are fluctuating, thank you, you spent a total of 970 yuan, do you pay in cash or in cash."

What Sha Zhu first looked at was not the bill handed by the waiter, but looked around, and finally his eyes fell on Xu Damao.

Still don't believe it.

He also thought that the scene in front of him was someone deliberately playing tricks, in order to make Sha Zhu lose face in front of countless people.

Xu Damao, you are so inhuman.

Shazhu pointed the finger at Xu Damao again. With so many people in the Beijing Hotel, he knew Xu Damao, and only Xu Damao had a grudge against him. Apart from Xu Damao's mischief behind his back, could there be other reasons?
"Xu Damao, is it your fault? You purposely tricked me, purposely finding a sky-high price for me."

Xu Damao ignored Sha Zhu's behavior, and waved to the waiter, "Pay the bill."

"Mr. Xu, you spent a total of 870 yuan, and here is your bill."

Xu Damao took out nine 100-yuan bills from his wallet, and intentionally counted them one by one to the waiter in front of Sha Zhu.

"There's no need to look for the rest."

"Thank you, Mr. Xu."

"Xu Damao, you can, give a tip at this time, and give me a silly head at this time, you can, just wait."

"Would you like me to settle the bill for you?"

"No, I, silly Zhu, have plenty of money." Without even thinking about it, Shazhu directly rejected Xu Damao's offer to help with the checkout, and showed the more than 90 yuan that Yi Zhonghai gave him, "Isn't this money? I have money." Bill, please."

Fool.

Xu Damao secretly thought, turned his head and left.

You Fengxia really did it on purpose, she purposely greeted Xu Damao in front of Shazhu, and the two walked towards the restaurant aisle while walking and talking.

Silly Zhu's face suddenly became gloomy.

If he, silly Zhu, read it right.

The place You Fengxia and Xu Damao went to was the guest room area.

humming sound.

Silly Zhu's mind exploded in an instant, Xu Damao and You Fengxia walked towards the guest room area talking and laughing, and this unspeakable and ineffable picture filled Silly Zhu's mind at that time.

Xu Damao, who killed a thousand knives, clearly knew that the daughter-in-law of the stick was You Fengxia, and you still went to the guest room area with You Fengxia to do shameful things in front of me, silly Zhu, You Fengxia's future father-in-law.

I!
Silly Zhu is going to chase after him, he wants to ask for clarification.

It's okay not to move.

This move confirmed Sha Zhu's desire to escape the order.

One thousand nine hundred and seventy six yuan, a number enough to send Shazhu to prison.

Two waiters stopped Sha Zhu's way one after the other, and the waiter who took Sha Zhu's two yuan tip said to Sha Zhu, "Sir, the total consumption is 970 yuan, please pay the bill." ,Thanks."

"What did I eat? Why is it only 970 yuan?" Silly Zhu watched Xu Damao and You Fengxia enter the guest room area, anxious like ants on a hot pot, and he didn't know what to think, maybe silly Zhu His brain was big enough, and he came up with the idea of ​​paying on credit, "I have urgent matters now, and I will come here to pay the bill after I finish my urgent matters."

"Credit account?" The waiter still saved face for Shazhu, and didn't say that Shazhu evaded the order, but said a credit account with the same meaning as evading the order, "Sorry, we don't have credit account in our Jingcheng Hotel, one thousand 970 Six dollars, thank you."

"I'm silly, the former director of the canteen of the rolling mill. Am I the kind of person who doesn't give me money? I really have something urgent. Really, I'll come as soon as I'm done."

Silly Zhu revealed his identity as the director of the canteen of the rolling mill again.

"Security, security, someone is escaping orders, come quickly."

Silly Zhu's face changed.

The waiter said that he was foolishly escaping orders, didn't he mean that he couldn't afford it foolishly.

I, silly, are the kind of people who can't afford it?
It's just that your asking price is too high.

One thousand nine hundred and seventy six yuan, equivalent to a person's annual salary.

"Why did you call the security guard? Why did I escape the order? I said I have something urgent, and I will come when I am done with the urgent matter. Do you understand what I mean?" Silly Zhu saw that there was a security guard running, who seemed to be holding a baton in his hand, and felt a little worried. Faxu said, "970 and six yuan, isn't it too much? Bring me the bill, and I'll take a look. I'll check what I ate, right? I can't just pay this money in a daze. "

The waiter handed the bill to Sha Zhu.

Look at the numbers above.

Silly Zhu really has a big head.

As far as the smell of swill is concerned, it is far inferior to Erguotou's bullshit red wine. A bottle costs 500 yuan, and two bottles cost 1000 yuan.

Old turtle soup is priced at 370 yuan.

Lobster58.

Abalone 270 six.

The service fee is six yuan.

Tea 55...

The miscellaneous expenses add up to exactly 970 yuan.

Silly Zhu felt his head was a little dizzy, and his body swayed in place a few times.

"gentlemen."

"Why is it so expensive? Especially this wine."

"Sir, I made sure with you before drinking."

"I didn't mean that. I mean, is the price you gave me a real price?"

"Sir, the lobster is imported from North America, the abalone is the best abalone, and the Jinhua ham is the top ham. These are the top-quality and best-tasting ingredients. We don't cheat. If you have meaning, You can raise a question to the relevant department." The lobby manager in a suit said politely to Sha Zhu: "But before you raise a question, please pay the 970 yuan you spent this time, thank you .”

The tone of the lobby manager's neither humble nor overbearing, made the silly column disappear, and the whole person was stupid on the spot.

970 and six yuan.

A number that makes Shazhu sit on wax.

give now?
Or pay now?
Don't give and pay mean the same thing!
If Shazhu has money, he won't be so entangled. The problem is that Shazhu has no money, and he only has more than 90 yuan in his pocket. How to settle the bill of 970 yuan?
Make bricks without straw.

Shazhu's face is so long.

I really complied with what Xu Damao said to Shazhu just now, how proud Shazhu was when he tipped the waiter before, but now he looks so embarrassed when he has no money to pay the bill.

this is the truth.

"gentlemen."

"Can I pay on credit? I don't have that much money. I only need more than 90 yuan now. Can you give me more than 90 yuan first, and I will pay back the rest of the money slowly. Don't worry, I am not the kind of freeloader Man, I have to pay back the rest of the money, but you have to wait for a few days." Sha Zhu's voice was much softer, and basically only a few people around could barely hear it.

Of course you should keep your voice down about embarrassing things.

Shazhu is also a shrewd person, he has figured out the idea of ​​this mortgage, pay part of it first, and pay back the remaining half slowly, without thinking about whether he can agree.

Even if Shazhu showed more than 90 crumpled bills and wanted to pay a down payment, those people still didn't look at Shazhu.

(End of this chapter)