The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 311 What a shameless fool
A figure that surprised Sha Zhu came into Sha Zhu's eyes.

It's Xu Damao.

Only the appearance of the enemy Xu Damao can make Sha Zhu so shocked and at a loss.

Looking at Xu Damao, who was dressed in a branded suit and exuded the temperament of a successful person all over his body.

Shazhu's shameless heart trembled a little, he hadn't seen Xu Damao for more than a year, and Shazhu found that the affluent, elegant, and Confucian temperament in Xu Damao's body became stronger and stronger.

My heart moved at that time.

The appearance of Xu Damao made Sha Zhu feel a little bit ashamed.

Look at Xu Damao.

I'm looking at myself.

Just two worlds.

The courtyard house was basically a decoration, so Xu Damao took the time to come back and take a look, and he heard that he would leave after just one look.

yourself?
There is not even a place for him to stand in the courtyard, and there was a house before, but because of Qin Huairu's series of coquettish manipulations, Sha Zhu's house not only became someone else's house, but even Sha Zhu was imprisoned for an extra half a year.

Silly Zhu regretted it, if it hadn't been for that incident at the beginning, as for the shameless insistence on snatching a house with Yi Zhonghai now?
Thinking of Qin Huairu, I thought of the white-eyed wolves of the Jia family.

Stick stalk, Xiaodang, Sophora japonica.

These three white-eyed wolves are too insignificant, which hurt Sha Zhu's heart a lot.

Within a year, the three white-eyed wolves were basically avoiding Sha Zhu like the god of plague. Under the circumstances that neither of them possessed it, Qiqi turned his head to the side habitually when he passed by Shazhu, and let out a cold snort that we didn't know.

The unsatisfactory aspects of family relationship and career made Silly Zhu beaten again and again by the cruel reality.

look for a job.

No one wants it.

As for the stench on Sha Zhu's body, who the hell wants Sha Zhu?
However, Shazhu was born as a cook, so he really can't do other things except cooking.

There is also Shazhu's self-righteous dog temper, he can't do what he asks for, but he just wants to put on a so-called stinky airs, mistakenly thinking that he is a master, and others are asking him to be silly.

Anti-bulk.

I don't have the strength to carry it.

Pick up junk.

Silly Zhu let go of his old face.

Nothing.

I can only break the jar and be this shameless parasite.

One cannot skip meals.

In order to eat, Silly Zhu really threw his face on the ground.

Who knows my own pain?
no one knows.

They see themselves through their eyes.

It's really not that silly Zhu is breaking pots and wrecking, can find a living, can earn money to support himself, and silly Zhu is ridiculed by everyone for being that shameless parasite?

In order to let himself have a place to live, so as not to squeeze into the kennel with Da Huang, Sha Zhu had no choice but to be shameless.

According to Sha Zhu's plan, as long as he puts on the air of a rascal and forcibly lives in Yi Zhonghai's house, the matter will be settled slowly.I am just a piece of stinky shit right now, normal people would feel disgusted at a glance, how can these people in the courtyard be as fussy as me?
Good idea, but there was still an accident.

The first surprise.

It was Shazhu's enemy Xu Damao who suddenly appeared.

Looking at Xu Damao, who was full of energy and elegant, Sha Zhu felt a sense of inferiority in his heart.Compared with Xu Damao who appeared on the porch of the courtyard at this time, the silly Zhu hiding in Yi Zhonghai's room is a pile of shit.

The second surprise.

It was someone in the courtyard who was so idle that they called the police.

Silly Zhu didn't wait for Comrade Gong'an to speak, so he ran out of Yi Zhonghai's room in a hurry, and trotted all the way to the front of the police.

stand at attention.

salute.

Called ZF.

This posture, like the stinky dog ​​shit in the muddy ground, is so disgusting.

It is exactly the same as the plot performed in countless police and robber TV dramas. The appearance of comrades in public security has greatly played a deterrent effect.

In front of comrades in public security.

With Sha Zhu's courage, Sha Zhu didn't dare to stab him, so the matter of Sha Zhu forcing his way into Yi Zhonghai's house was barely over.

All are happy.

Silly and homeless.

Those people in the courtyard successfully prevented a vicious incident in which Sha Zhu occupied Yi Zhonghai's house, and enjoyed a shameful drama of Sha Zhu.

pity.

Shazhu didn't want this kind of result.

He needs a house, and Shazhu needs a house in the courtyard for him to live in. He Daqing's house is too small to accommodate He Daqing and Shazhu.

This is also the reason why Sha Zhu wholeheartedly wants to occupy Yi Zhonghai's house.

After all, He Daqing is also Shazhu's biological father, so there is no reason for a son to torture his biological father to death. Among the two choices of biological father and brother-in-law, Shazhu naturally chooses the latter, which is a terrible disaster.

The plan did not catch up with the changes.

The police intervened.

Silly Zhu suddenly had no answer to look for.

last resort.

It was Xu Damao's idea.

For the sake of the house and a kennel for shelter, Silly Zhu completely discarded his dignity, and for the first time, he admitted the bear to his enemy Xu Damao, and he confidently raised the idea of ​​building Xu Damao's house.

"Grandson." The silly Zhu who has always been used to calling Xu Damao his grandson, the result of years of conditioned reflexes, saw Xu Damao, and just opened his mouth with the title of grandson.

As soon as Sun Zi flew out of the mouth, Shazhu knew that this Sun Zi wanted to spoil his own affairs. If he wanted to live in Xu Damao's house, he had to talk to Xu Damao in a pleasant manner, and he opened his mouth to call Xu Damao grandson. This is not all waiting for Xu Damao tidy up.

Think for a second.

Xu Damao called himself grandson, would he agree to Xu Damao's conditions for living in his own house?
If you are anxious, you will shake your fist and beat it out.

Silly Zhu was quick-witted, and after Sun Zi yelled out, he hurriedly replaced the following sub-character with the word Ha ha ha, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Hehehe, my silly Zhu is my grandson, my silly Zhu is my grandson, and you, Xu Damao, are now your grandfather, my silly Zhu's grandfather, Xu Damao's grandpa."

Xu Damao paused, he always felt that the scene in front of him was a little strange, or full of weirdness.

The silly Zhu who has never put himself in the eyes, the silly Zhu who has always competed with him everywhere, at this time, he has a cheek full of smiles, and he is trying to please him.

Did you see it wrong?

Or has something weird changed in the world?

Xu Damao stretched out his hand and rubbed his temples, he remembered what Yan Fugui said to himself before, and now the silly Zhu is completely shameless.

With Shazhu's current virtues, what Yan Fugui said is reasonable.

Shazhu has successfully broken through his bottom line.

But such a silly Zhu is the one who makes Xu Damao feel vigilant and afraid.

When a person lets go of everything, it is also the time when he has no worries and no scruples. What else can a person not do without scruples?
Xu Damao was extremely vigilant.

Just looking at the smiling silly Zhu.

this smile.

Full of scheming.

It made Xu Damao extremely uncomfortable.

"Xu Damao, Grandpa Xu, don't look at me like that, I have really changed. I'll tell you the truth, the previous idiot is dead, and the current idiot is no longer the previous idiot. Xu Damao, I have There is something I want to tell you." Silly Zhu made a useless request to Xu Damao with a playful smile, "We are neighbors in the neighborhood, the house in your courtyard."

"What happened to the house?"

"The old man Gao Gao said that waste is the biggest crime. The house in your courtyard is basically unoccupied. Think about it, what is this waste? I don't mean anything else, I just look at your waste. , Can a house be called a house if it cannot live in people? A house must live in people.”

"It's a waste of your house to be empty. I, silly, don't have a place to live now. It's like I, silly, just met a biscuit seller when I was hungry. You say it's a coincidence. Xu Damao, I, silly, recognize you." Wrong, I am sorry for you, Xu Damao, starting today, the grievances and grievances between the two of us will be cleared up in one stroke, I don't hate you, and you can't blame me, Shazhu."

"After the grievances are clarified, let's talk about the house. It doesn't matter if your house is empty and no one lives in it. I'm stupid and I don't have a house to live in. What I mean is that the neighbors are all there. What's the matter? Let's say that on the bright side, I, silly Zhu, live in your Xu Damao's uninhabited house.

"I live in your Xu Damao's house, which is to build popularity for you Xu Damao. It stands to reason that if I live in your Xu Damao's house, I should give you Xu Damao's money, but your Xu Damao's house is vacant, so I will live in it. It’s equivalent to showing you Xu Damao’s house.”

"Since ancient times, people have to pay wages to look at the house. I don't want much. You pay me for water, electricity and gas every month, and give me 50 yuan for the house inspection fee. What do you think?"

Sha Zhu's shameless words and voices were spoken out so confidently, without any embarrassment.

What makes Xu Damao even more incredible is that the expression on Shazhu's face is that I, Shazhu, have helped you Xu Damao a lot.

You live in my house, and you put yourself in the role of the savior, and I will pay you back the money.

This brain hole.

best of all.

This is completely shameless.

Yan Fugui reminded Xu Damao.

Shazhu doesn't have a house, so he puts his mind on Xu Damao's house.

How can Shazhu live in Xu Damao's house?

As for the stench on Sha Zhu's body, after a long time, Xu Damao's house will become a smelly house?
how about
to be frank.

Not so.

Facing Shazhu's staring eyes, Xu Damao said something that Shazhu didn't want to hear at all, "On the way I came here just now, I already rented out the house. Don't worry if the house is wasted. It can't be wasted. There are people living in it. "

Silly Zhu paused on the spot, he stared straight at Xu Damao, the words that he wanted to say in his mouth, in front of Xu Damao's answer of pulling everything out of the pot, all of a sudden there was no need to say it.

This Nima.

Eating shit can't keep up with the hot ones.

Sha Zhu cursed everything in his heart, including himself.

Can't keep up with one place, can't keep up with everywhere.

What the hell?
You rented out the house?

You fucking rent out the house, where do I, silly Zhu, live?
Silly Zhu let Xu Damao know what real shamelessness is. Even if Xu Damao said that his house had been rented out, Shazhu still insisted on living in Xu Damao's house.

Xu Damao's house is the only target in the courtyard that Shazhu can choose, otherwise Shazhu will have to squeeze into this doghouse with Dahuang.

The stench on Sha Zhu's body made even Rhubarb unhappy, grinning desperately to bite Sha Zhu.

Dogs despise silly Zhu.

Not to mention people.

Sha Zhu didn't believe Xu Damao's words at all. He thought that Xu Damao was perfunctory to him, and he just didn't want him to live in Xu Damao's house.

"Xu Damao, we are neighbors in the neighborhood. There is a saying that a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. I admit that I had this prejudice against you Xu Damao before. Yes, it is a prejudice. I am a fool. I have a prejudice against you Xu Damao, but that is before. , you, Xu Damao, are successful in your career now, you can’t be as knowledgeable as a bug like me, Shazhu, right?”

Emotional card.

Silly Zhu uncharacteristically played the emotional card towards Xu Damao.

This weird scene.

It really made Xu Damao a little unacceptable.

feeling.

He, Xu Damao, and Shazhu have a hairy relationship, and it's almost like a hatred.

Listening to Sha Zhu's words, countless goosebumps appeared on the surface of Xu Damao's body, which made him so fucking disgusting.

"Xu Damao, I admit that I did things inappropriately before, but you can't keep holding on, what is your identity, what is my identity as a fool, you know as much as me, and you lost Xu Damao's people, I am a fool There is no other meaning, we are all neighbors, your house is rented to outsiders, whether you can rest assured is one thing, whether I can rest assured is another matter, whether the neighbors in the courtyard can rest assured is another matter."

Xu Damao looked Sha Zhu squarely for the first time.

What Sha Zhu said was a bit guilty.

Who is the super scourge in the courtyard now?
no one else.

It's you fool yourself.

Fifty steps laugh at one hundred steps.

What kind of virtue do you have, how can you still not know?
He still licked his face and said that he wanted to reassure the neighbors in the courtyard.

Only because of you silly pillar, these people in the courtyard are not at ease.

"Xu Damao, I'm a fool, let me put it down because you, Xu Damao, leased the house to outsiders, which made our courtyard restless. It's your fault, Xu Damao. If there is no loss, the neighbors will pay it back. If there is any loss, This loss will be borne by you, Xu Damao."

"Whether it's renting a house or something else, we should all think about it calmly. I, silly Zhu, quarreled with you, Xu Damao, because I, silly Zhu, felt that you, Xu Damao, were unloving. You were indifferent to the difficulties of Qin Huairu's family. , this is where I, silly, look down on you, now that I think about it, it is clear that I, silly, am stupid."

Xu Damao's heart skipped a beat.

Speak your conscience.

This is the first time that Xu Damao heard from Shazhu that he regretted helping Qin Huairu's family.

strange.

Licking the dog has completely repented.

"Xu Damao, is the house okay?"

Silly Zhu's unwilling voice was interrupted by a thick male voice comparable to a man's.

Also gave Xu Damao the next step.

"Is there a house for rent here?"

(End of this chapter)