The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 406 Xu Damao Becomes a Stupid Uncle

Mrs. Jia Zhang is a shrew in the courtyard. She opened her mouth to curse from the front yard to the back yard, so the deaf old lady can subdue Mrs. Jia Zhang.

It's not that Jia Zhang's is great.

Everyone regards Jia Zhang as stinky shit.

When do people have the same knowledge as stinky shit?
Fall!

The troublemaker Jia Zhang mistakenly thought she was so powerful.

For Qin Huairu's sake, Sha Zhu made Jia Zhang's ancestors.

This dog-licking spirit.

It's worth Xu Damao's greatness to Sha Zhu.

"Stupid column."

"Ah."

"Suddenly I don't want to talk about it."

"Xu Damao, it's really not that I look down on you. Can you say a word to your heart's content? If you don't want to poop halfway through, it's hard to hold back."

"It's still the same."

"We were born as workers."

"Come on, I'm too lazy to talk to you."

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, Xu Damao, let me tell you, I have acquaintances in this store, and the relationship with me is old, do you want me to tell her and give you a discount."

Xu Damao rolled a silly look.

Discounting this is an insult to Xu Damao.

The richest man in the world wants others to give him a discount.

Can't afford to lose that person.

Anxious about the company's stock price gain or loss.

"Knowing that you are rich, you don't have to show off so much." Shazhu smiled and pointed to a clerk who Xu Damao looked familiar from the back, "See, we don't know each other, Xiao Xu, come here, give me a good friend Introduce your products, he is a rich man, you earn a commission, but it is expensive to greet him, anyway, he is always rich."

"Brother He, come here immediately."

The back is familiar.

The voice is more familiar.

Surname Xu.

Shouldn't it?
A possibility flashed through Xu Damao's mind.

His child and his opponent have become friends and are still called brothers. Doesn't this mean that Xu Damao has become Shazhu's uncle?

If so.

Some read it.

Xu Damao just wanted to see Shazhu's shameful face.

"I'm a year-end payer, don't look at his young age, but I can do things well. I work part-time to earn tuition fees. If you have money, you can buy more and help him." Silly Zhu said to Xu Damao, and he raised his right hand up to his shoulder At the place, the thumb pointed to the busy clerk who was still turning his back to Xu Damao, and gave Xu Damao a big hat.

"no problem."

"Xiao Xu, stop the business in your hands for a while. This is a big order. If you get it done, your tuition fee for this semester will be enough."

"Brother He, here we come." The clerk turned his head when he answered.

Four eyes facing each other.

all stupid.

Xu Damao confirmed his guess, this clerk is really his child, his and You Fengxia's child, Xu Chun.

Xu Chun didn't expect to meet his father here. When Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were fighting against each other just now, Xu Chun was sorting things in the warehouse, so he didn't know about it.

"See, this is my silly friend's year-end friendship. We are brothers." Sha Zhu didn't know the relationship between Xu Damao and Xu Chun, and he was acting as their introducer, "Xu Chun, don't say that brother doesn't take care of your business. He is a neighbor of my compound, but he is rich, and he buys things for his grandson, or maybe his granddaughter, and he is not short of money."

"dad."

"Dad." Silly Zhu repeated Xu Chun's address to Xu Damao in surprise, his eyes were a little dull, showing disbelief in the dullness.

It was not easy to find a friend who was compatible with each other, who was compatible with brothers regardless of the age gap.

It turned out that this buddy was the son of the enemy Xu Damao.

Sha Zhu would not think that Xu Chun was blindly identifying his father.

Xu Da Mao.

Xu Chun.

grandpa.

No wonder Shazhu felt a little familiarity from Xu Chun's body, looking at Xu Chun's appearance, he always felt like he had seen this person somewhere before.

Xu Damao's son.

Sha Zhu may not be familiar with it.

"Brother He, this is my father Xu Damao, my son Xu Damao, my name is Xu Chun."

Silly Zhu's mind was a little messed up.

What's the matter?

My year-end friend, Xu Chun, who calls himself my brother, is Xu Damao's son, so wouldn't I become Xu Damao's junior?
The two have been arguing for a lifetime, and although they both want to open up as they get older, it doesn't mean that Shazhu is willing to call Xu Damao his uncle.

If this spread to the courtyard, what face would Silly Zhu have to deal with everyone.

Xu Damao is called uncle, and Lou Xiaoe and the others are called aunt.

"Xu Chun, is this your unreasonable father you told me about, the old bastard who forced you to do things you didn't want to do?"

Xu Damao glared at Xu Chun.

Xu Chun shrinks his neck guiltily.

A nonsense that was said casually at the beginning was remembered by Sha Zhu until now, and he told Xu Damao face to face.

I feel like I can't escape.

Xu Chun shrunk his neck, raised his head, and smiled at Xu Damao.

"Xu Chun, is this the year-end friend you told me you were so close to?"

"Xu Damao, pay attention to the tone of your words. What happened to our New Year friendship?" Silly Zhu was very dissatisfied with Xu Damao's tone. I made a friend and became your nephew. I was not angry. What kind of anger are you Xu Damao, "Without you Such a father, Xu Chun is already an adult, he has his own choices, even if you are his father, you can't obliterate Xu Chun's ideals, what is the difference between a person without ideals and a salted fish."

"Silly Zhu, you don't care about my family's affairs. How I educate my children is my own business. Don't intervene. I think my children should have less contact with you."

"I'm stupid, am I a bad guy?"

"You're not a bad person, you're dumb, and you don't have to follow things in your mind when you do things." Xu Damao didn't give Shazhu face, he was worried that Xu Chun had been with Shazhu for a long time, and he got the disease that Shazhu likes widows. If this is the case, Xu The family is in a mess, and there are some things to talk about, "You make yourself an extinct family, and mine will vaccinate my son."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm silly, I'm not that wicked, I'm going out of business to make others go bankrupt, I'm not Yi Zhonghai." Sha Zhu was doing ideological work for Xu Damao, "You can't kill Xu Chun's ideals with your own hands."

Xu Damao wanted to laugh.

Shazhu reasoned with Xu Damao.

There is no reason to speak.

Who are you stupid, how can I, Xu Damao, not know?
"You silly ideal is to lick widows."

Silly meal.

This topic can't be discussed.

He patted Xu Chun's shoulder with his hand, turned his head and left the pregnant baby, as if he knew that he was not suitable to stay in this place, and Xu Damao and Xu Chun had to talk about some things.

Only Xu Damao and Xu Chun were left in the store.

How to say that.

Without the shit stick like Sha Zhu, both Xu Damao and Xu Chun were a little embarrassed, not knowing how to start the conversation correctly, you stare at me, I look at you.

"spring."

"dad."

"I remember you told me."

Xu Damao was brewing his own emotions, and prepared to take this opportunity to have a good chat with Xu Chun.

Talk to your heart.

Talk about work.

talk about life.

Xu Chun and Shazhu have a deep friendship, and Xu Damao is really worried that Xu Chun will continue Shazhu's disease of licking widows.

A dozen children.

Except for the big girl Lou Xu, the rest of the children are close to Xu Damao, but they are obviously not as relaxed as Lou Xu. Let the other person guess.

Sha Zhu's words seemed rude.

Think about it.

Makes sense.

Rough words are not rough.

Xu Damao had just said the first half of the sentence, but before he could say the rest of the sentence, a cute little girl jumped in from outside, and she jumped up to Xu Chun with a food bag , and handed the food bag in his hand to Xu Chun.

"Xu Chun, you said you didn't have breakfast. I took the time to buy you the steamed stuffed bun next door. It's still hot. Eat it quickly. I'll take care of your little things."

Xu Chun looked at Xu Damao with a guilty conscience.

Xu Damao looked at the little girl playfully.

Youthful, beautiful and cute.

The key is to care about Xu Chun.

This girl can do it, meeting a series of conditions that Xu Damao had in mind for his daughter-in-law.

"Xu Chun, you don't introduce yourself either."

Xu Chun blushed, a little at a loss.

"Xu Chun, do you know each other?"

"Hi, I'm Xu Chun."

Xu Damao originally wanted to get straight to the point, claiming that he was Xu Chun's father, and then talk about the marriage and other details, but there was Xu Chun who was afraid that the lie would be exposed.

Xu Damao is the fastest.

Xu Chun is the fastest, and he is also M smart.

After Xu Damao finished speaking, Xu Chun quickly took over what Xu Damao said, and made up an identity for Xu Damao, "He is my uncle, cousin."

Xu Damao was stunned.

uncle.

I am dad.

After thinking about it for a while, I guessed the secret.

Xu Chun must have made up his own background, so he can only be Xu Chun's uncle at this moment, and he is not his real uncle.

"Yes." Xu Damao glared at the guilty Xu Chun, and said to the little girl, "I'm Xu Chun's uncle, my name is Xu Damao."

"Hello Uncle, I'm Xu Chun's colleague, and my name is Zhou Yan." The little girl suddenly became a little surprised, "Uncle, your name is Xu Damao."

Xu Damao secretly groaned in his heart.

Forgot to make up a fake name for myself.

He is shrewd.

Otherwise, the business could not be so big.

Justify yourself now.

"I guess you have the same reaction. Same name but different fate. That Xu Damao is a rich man. I, Xu Damao, have no money. I am a poor man."

There is no internet these days, and Xu Damao is not worried about his lies being exposed.

"Uncle." Zhou Yan said generously: "Xu Chun told me that his parents died early, and it was you, an uncle, who brought Xu Chun up with a lot of shit and urine. You cleaned up the streets. At the time, Xu Chun was still on his back."

Xu Damao was full of anger every day.

Hello Xu Chun.

How dare you make up nonsense.

Parents died early.

Orphans are born.

You were raised on a street sweeping job.

This is his [-]% real son.

Pit father.

"Uncle, don't you want to go on a blind date? I agree to this matter. When I earn money, I will treat you as my own father. It is already eleven o'clock. If you are late, you won't be there."

My son said so.

What else can Xu Damao do?
obey.

After saying hello to Zhou Yan, she left the pregnant baby and child under Xu Chun's uneasy eyes.

The stupid grandson of Sha Zhu never left, this guy has been wandering not far outside the shop from the beginning to the end, when he saw Xu Damao coming out from inside, he walked up to greet him.

"Xu Damao, how did the talk go?"

The emperor was not in a hurry. The eunuch's anxious tone was quite beyond Xu Damao's expectation.

Forever against each other.

Became a year-end friend with his son.

strange.

"How about what?"

"Xu Damao, you pretend to be confused with me, right? What else can you do? Of course it's how you talked with your son."

Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu seriously.

Quite speechless.

A person who was made into an extinct family by Qin Huairu actually cared about the communication between Xu Damao and his son.

Xu Damao got it wrong?
Or was the fool wrong?
"that's it."

"What is that?" Shazhu was a little unhappy, "Xu Damao, Xu Chun is your son Xu Damao, but he is also my brother, Shazhu. You, Xu Damao, know who I am, but I am a brother. For a man with a knife in his ribs, my brother's business is my stupid business' business."

"Then you have to call me uncle."

"Why?"

"Xu Chun is my son, you silly Zhu is Xu Chun's brother, do you want to call me Xu Damao uncle?"

"My uncle, you are tall."

"I have something to do." Xu Damao waved his hand and said to Sha Zhu, "Let's go."

The arm was grabbed by Sha Zhu.

want to go.

no way.

Have a good chat.

There was no chance in the past, so I have to seize it today.

"You have to eat even if you have something to do. You, a rich man, don't eat? It's almost noon, and you have to eat." Seeing Xu Damao's dazed state, Shazhu deliberately teased Xu Damao, "When will you put the three Can you give me the problem of the uncle? I foolishly invite you, you don’t need Xu Damao to spend money, just walk around, let’s chat while eating.”

Silly Zhu took Xu Damao to a roadside stall, ordered a plate of fried shredded potatoes, a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and two bowls of rice.

"Xu Damao, it seems to me that this is the first formal meal between the two of us."

"Stop talking nonsense, it's the second time."

"The second time, why don't I remember."

"The first time you invited me to dinner, got me drunk, pulled out my underpants, tied me up, and instigated Yi Zhonghai to hold this big courtyard meeting, which made Lou Xiao'e almost divorce me, and later on. "

"It's all Qin Huairu's fault. I was thinking about venting my anger for Qin Huairu." Silly Zhu lowered his voice, "Qin Huairu came to me and said that you bully others. I am a straight-hearted person and have this disease."

"What disease?"

"Xu Damao, it's over."

"What happened, I really don't know what disease you have."

"Just what's wrong with licking."

"What, it must have a name."

"Widow." Silly Zhuyi said cruelly, "I have the disease of licking widows."

"You are a greedy person, don't make yourself so noble."

"What you are teaching is that Qin Huairu said what you are going to do to her, she is crying, I will be unlucky later." Silly Zhu took a sip of the wine, "Xu Damao, to be honest, I really envy you, you are full of children and grandchildren, you Look at me, Juehu, the old He’s family has lost their incense, and there is still rainwater, life is big, I take care of Qin Huairu with all my heart, the rainwater is really free-range, I can’t blame people for hating me.”

"Silly Zhu, you can do it now. You have a house, a car, and adopted a child. Treat people well and provide for the elderly."

"That's what I thought about. Otherwise, what would I do to buy clothes today? The child is sensible. I was moved by pouring water for our couple's feet last night."

"I envy you too."

(End of this chapter)