My Taobao Even Heaven

Chapter 126 Grand Monkey!You are poor and crazy! (Thanks to 'Do Not Disturb for the Rest of My Life' for sending two rewards again)
"Father, my son...what's wrong with my son?"

Little Nezha was a little trembling, and thought, Father, you are too unreasonable. If you eat the fairy peach that I worked so hard to steal, why are you still teaching me endlessly. .

"It's really rotten wood that can't be carved!! You still don't know where you are wrong? Well, then I will tell you as a father. Listen carefully!"

He picked up a flat peach again, took a bite, pointed at the little Nezha, and said.

"Father, please tell me, the child must remember it in his heart. He will never make the same mistake next time."

Hearing what little Nezha said, Li Jing nodded in satisfaction:

"Well, the attitude is not bad, then listen carefully, I ask you for my father! You went to steal flat peaches, why didn't you pick the biggest one?"

"Eh?..." Little Nezha's eyes widened.Before little Nezha could speak, Li Jing took another bite of the flat peach and continued:
"This is the first mistake. The second is that you don't pick the ones that bloom for ten thousand years and bear fruit for ten thousand years, but you pick the ones that last for thousands of years. This is the second!"

Uh. . . .

Ignoring the little Nezha, who had already opened his mouth, Li Jing patted the table and said angrily:

"And the third is your biggest mistake! You can steal peaches! But you were caught straight! It's really embarrassing for the old man! Look at that monkey! If it wasn't for you, he would have been caught! I don’t know if anyone knows about it! I’m asking you for my father, are you wrong about the above three points!”

"Wrong...wrong...wrong..."

He waved his hand at Nezha, and said impatiently: "Okay, get out, get out, think about it for three days, how can we not be discovered next time! Five thousand immortals will be exchanged for these broken peaches ! It's too fucking uneconomical..."

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Of course, no one knew about what happened in Li Tianwang's mansion except the two fathers. No one could have imagined that Li Tianwang, who has always been famous for his meticulousness, educated his son in this way in private. .

Looking at the Tianting chat area at this time, this topic was picked up by the gods, no one is stupid, and of course they will not do something that offends others.

After Taibai Jinxing announced the punishment of Sun Wukong, the little Nezha, the gods began to chat about the "cosmic rice" that has become popular in heaven recently.

Hua Tuo: "My friends, I analyzed the ingredients of this cosmic fruit, and found that it can not only serve with wine, but also be used as food. It's really wonderful, wonderful!!"

Zhu Bajie: "Aren't you farting, you need to analyze it!! (A nostril-picking expression.)"

Fairy Chang'e: "You dead pig, why are you always talking so rudely!"

Lan Caihe: "What Sister Chang'e said is true. (A smiley expression covering her mouth.)"

Zhu Bajie: "What Sister Chang'e said is true. (A smiley expression covering her mouth.)" +1
All the Immortals: Uh. . . . . .Shameless. . .

Seeing the tendency to line up again, Li Yiyi almost died laughing, this group of funny gods really have nothing to do every day.And that little Nezha and Sun Houzi actually went to steal flat peaches, and the most important thing was that they were caught, wow, that's really interesting. .

Li Yiyi snickered here, but he didn't know that Nezha was arrested because of his credit. .

Seeing that there was nothing serious about it, Li Yiyi reopened Monkey King's chat box.

Liqun Immortal: "Well, it's the Great Sage. I don't know why the Great Sage is looking for this world?"

When the news was sent out, Sun Wukong replied almost in seconds. It seems that the monkey must be uncomfortable being locked up at home.

Sun Wukong: "Ahaha, good brother, you have also seen the content of the chat area. You have seen it... Alas, I blame that little Nezha for being so stupid. Sun was recruited... This time it's okay, I just made some money, and I was punished by the old Jade Emperor... fined away. (with an angry expression)"

Well. .What do you mean, this monkey is here to complain to himself?It shouldn't be. .But this monkey has a straight temper and doesn't know how to go around in circles very much. Those ghost ideas on weekdays should be given by little Nezha.

Sure enough, without waiting for Li Yiyi to reply, Sun Wukong's message came back again.

Sun Wukong: "Oh, good brother, you also know that I didn't make much money, and I was fined away this time. I have no choice but to. (a embarrassed expression)"

? ?What the hell is this monkey trying to say?
Li Qun Xian said: "Isn't it possible that the great sage owes the immortals in this world and doesn't want to pay it back? That's not okay. I have a small business in this world, and I still count on those ten thousand immortals to save my life. To tell the truth, the world is now There are only a few hundred Taoyuan coins left... (a pitiful expression)"

Sun Wukong: "What? My old grandson still owes you immortality? Could it be that my brother made a mistake? Did you remember it wrong?"

Seeing Sun Wukong's denial, Li Yiyi quit immediately. He really didn't expect this guy to be such a monkey. He and little Nezha still owed him [-] cents for the final payment, so why didn't they admit it? up?It seems that this is really poor and crazy. .

However, before Li Yiyi could figure out how to refute, the other party sent another message.

Sun Wukong: "Brother, didn't you mean the final payment of the [-] immortals? Good brother, didn't the immortals use my grandson's skills to pay for it? My grandson's somersault cloud secret method is worth [-] immortals!" Yes! Today, my grandson is looking for my brother because of the [-] immortals that my brother owes me. (A row of surprised expressions)"

Fuck!This monkey is really poor and crazy! !Why is this still a bit of a counterattack?

Immortal Liqun: "Didn't the great sage give the somersault cloud to this world for free? Why do you still ask this world for money? Well, that's all, who told this world to be soft-hearted? Seeing as your brothers were punished Poor, the [-] immortals owed to this world, this world just don't want it."

Thinking about that somersaulting cloud is indeed a good thing, although ten thousand immortal meteors is not a small number, but think about it.After all, it is worth the money.

Sun Wukong: "No, no, no! Give me a hand, and I must pay back the [-] immortals owed to my brother. In addition, my old grandson's skills must not be given away for free, they are all clearly marked. If you don't believe me, brothers can go to Tiantian Take a look online! How about this, my old grandson will accept half of you for my brother, and you will give me [-] immortals. [-] immortals..."

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(to be continued...)
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