My Taobao Even Heaven

Chapter 237 Bring me a game console
Just kidding, can this be nonsense?It was true that you helped the Jade Emperor deter Chao Gang back then, and it was true that you suppressed the rebellion, but if you say this now, you are definitely asking for your own death.After all, it is no longer the new emperor's ascension to the throne.

Today's Heavenly Court, although it is good to have you, Monkey King, guarding it, but without you, Monkey King, it will not have much influence.

Pulling Nezha's hand away, Monkey King also understood this truth, but after thinking about it, he didn't know what to do. .

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At the same time, the Yuxu Palace where the Jade Emperor is located.

Taibai Jinxing, who had just returned after being summoned by the Jade Emperor, pretended to be calm and played chess with the Jade Emperor while thinking about the half-played game in the game hall.

"Taibai, is the game console still fun?"

"Ah, fun, that game console is really fun. Ah. Ah? No, Your Majesty."

Suddenly asked by the Jade Emperor, Taibai Jinxing said it smoothly.But halfway through, I realized something was wrong.Quickly close the topic.Cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Who is the Jade Emperor? Although Taibai Jinxing concealed it very well, how could he hide it from the Jade Emperor.No, it was just one sentence, and Taibai Jinxing recruited it by himself.

But the Jade Emperor didn't intend to get too deep into it.He just waved his hand and continued: "Well, there's no need to explain. I heard that all the immortals in the heavens are obsessed with that game console recently. It's not good to delay things because of this."

"Yes, what Your Majesty said is that the old minister will issue an announcement that all public officials are prohibited from entering and leaving the game hall during their tenure."

The Jade Emperor nodded, and then recalled a chess piece again: "The game machine, is it really more interesting than this Go? How about it, you can go to Houzi and bring one to me later."

Taibai Jinxing: "..."

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"Your Majesty, Dou Victory Buddha and the Great God of the Three Altars Haihui are seeking an audience outside the hall."

While Taibai Jinxing was playing chess with the Jade Emperor patiently, the guard's announcement sounded outside the hall.

"Call them in."

The Jade Emperor had no head on the stage, still staring at the chessboard in front of him.Fingers moved slightly: "Hehe, it's dead again. It seems that Aiqing's condition is not very good today."

"It's not that the old minister is not in good condition, it's that His Majesty's chess skills have fallen to a new level recently. The old minister is not an opponent."

Unexpectedly, Taibai Jinxing, who is unsmiling in front of outsiders, also has a flattering side. .

"See Jade Emperor."

"Boss, I'm coming."

After entering the main hall, Nezha respectfully bowed to the Jade Emperor, while Monkey King bowed his hands to the Jade Emperor carelessly, which was regarded as a salute.Seeing this, Nezha at the side immediately pulled Sun Wukong's sleeve. The monkey really couldn't tell the difference, and he came to beg for help today. .

Putting the pieces on the chessboard casually, the Jade Emperor turned his face and waved his hands happily.

"Wukong, why don't you open your game room properly, why are you here? And you little Nezha, don't you need to be on duty today?"

Sure enough, the boss came up and pointed out his own game hall. It seems that Nezha's analysis is correct.

Thinking of this, Monkey King wanted to speak directly, but after thinking about it, he didn't know how to say it.For a moment, I was anxious to scratch my head.

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help being very funny: "Hehe, Wukong, what's the matter with you? Are there lice on your body? Hehe, just tell me if you have anything to do."

"Okay, then I'll just say it, just say it."

Although the little Nezha kept pulling Sun Wukong, but the character of the monkey is like this, and he can't hold back when something happens.So regardless of the little Nezha, he raised his head to the Jade Emperor and said, "Boss, are you really envious of my Xianyun?"

As soon as these words came out, little Nezha slapped his forehead.Xindao this monkey is really short-hearted.If you ask me that, is the boss shameless?

But obviously the Jade Emperor felt very normal about this.This is the character of Sun Wukong.It's just this question, but it made the Jade Emperor a little confused. Why is he so greedy for the monkey's immortality?I am a majestic Jade Emperor, would I care about his immortality?
Seeing that the Jade Emperor did not speak, Sun Wukong took a step forward and continued with his neck stuck: "My old grandson knows that you arrested Zhu Bajie for me, and all the gods in this heaven know that Zhu Bajie is The boss knows even more about the fact that I hang out with my grandson. And I and the little Nezha first poured spirits, and then opened this game hall. All the gods know that I must have made a lot of money. And I made money, but I didn’t respect you, boss, and then you got angry. Zhu Bajie won’t be able to produce so many immortals, and the boss will probably let him use his sentence to pay for it. But Zhu Bajie is messing with me, so I have to take care of it. I say right? Boss?"

Sun Wukong's head is really bright at this time. What this big call said was exactly what little Nezha said to him before, and now he has memorized it verbatim.

It was just a long passage, and Jade Emperor was taken aback when he heard it. Let alone other things, Jade Emperor is very satisfied that the monkey can come up with such a lot of reasoning.After all, his most capable thug can use his brain, which is a great thing.

It's just that the monkey's so many fallacies really made the Jade Emperor dumbfounded.Still the same sentence, the majestic Jade Emperor, in order to covet the little money under his hands, he actually used despicable means?This is really ridiculous.

"Uh...you monkey. Could it be that in your eyes, I am so stingy? How much money can I earn a year just by playing around with you? How could I be greedy for your stuff? Hmph, why not?" With that Zhu Bajie, it’s okay to peek at other fairies before, but this time he actually peeped at my daughter. If it wasn’t for your friendship with him, how could I forgive him so lightly? Angry, the 30 years of imprisonment is just a small punishment. After he comes out, I will let him be in charge of collecting 'dung' in the heaven. Not only that, but I will also make him work for nothing for 300 years without giving him a penny of salary! Hmph! !"

Uh. . .

Listening to the Jade Emperor's words, no matter whether it was Monkey King, Little Nezha, or Taibai Jinxing, they couldn't help feeling chills.It seems that Zhu Bajie is really about to fall this time. .

"Then, boss, you are not targeting my grandson?"

Pointing to his own nose, Monkey King said somewhat uncertainly.

"Fuck off, if you're ruining my reputation, I'll demote you to collect dung first!"

He waved his hand angrily, indicating that Monkey King and Little Nezha could step back, but he seemed to have thought of something, and added to Monkey King who had already turned around: "That Wukong, I heard that your game console is very good. It's fun, look at the majestic Jade Emperor, it's not good to go to your place to play, how about this, you can go back later and bring me one."

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(to be continued...)
ps: Tomorrow is the new year, and Xiaoyuzi here wishes our brothers a happy new year and all wishes come true, 2020: everyone at work can make a fortune, and you can get full marks in the science exams at school!
Finally, I made a small wish: "I hope that in 2020, this book will be a masterpiece!"

(End of this chapter)