My system, you can't mess with it

Chapter 404 Pair Pair

"It's amazing. Thanks to Professor Xia Xing and Professor Wu Zhou for bringing us wonderful stage magic. I never expected that Mr. Xia is not only a songwriter, but also a singer." He Jun said with a smile.

In fact, he was stunned by Xia Xing's performance just now. As a host, he has seen a lot of powerful magic tricks, but like Xia Xing's, they are simply too awesome.

Compared with Xia Xing's magic, Luo Qian and Wu Zhou's magic, which relies on high technology to create optical illusions, is nothing new.

After all, He Jun knew the answer to Luo Qian's magic, but he was completely unprepared for Xia Xing's magic, let alone how Xia Xing did it.

Luo Qian's face turned blue with anger. He didn't expect that he originally wanted to detonate the audience with his elaborate magic.

As a result, Xia Xing's move of flying the fan completely robbed him of his glory.

A smile slid across the corner of Xia Xing's mouth, which was exactly the effect he wanted.

Not just to win, but to achieve sensational victories.

This time, he wants to take his ranking to a new level through this awards ceremony, aiming for the top ten.

After all, now that I am on a news hot spot, it is the best opportunity to hit the ranking. Once I get off the hot spot, it will be difficult to hit the ranking again.

He Jun smiled and asked: "First of all, let me interview Professor Wu Zhou, Professor Wu, do you have confidence in today's poetry duel with Xia Xing?"

"Of course I have confidence. For today, I haven't left the house for a month and have been studying poetry."

"Oh, it seems that Professor Wu Zhou is very confident this time. How about you, Mr. Xia, do you have confidence in tonight's game?" He Jun smiled.

"No confidence, because victory doesn't require confidence for me, it's too simple?" Xia Xing laughed.

"Haha, it seems that Mr. Xia is determined to win today." He Jun also said with a smile.

"I believe that Mr. Xia Xing must have his own confidence and confidence to stand on this stage. Well, I won't say much, and now I announce the official start of the poetry competition." He Jun announced.

He Jun held a card in his hand, and continued: "According to the agreement between Mr. Xia Xing and Professor Wu Zhou, this time we will compete in pairs, and then vote on the spot and online audience, and the one with the most votes will win." win."

In fact, the reason why he chose the right pair is also the result of He Jun's careful consideration.

After all, He Jun had seen Xia Xing's poetry writing skills before, and he was definitely not Xia Xing's opponent.

But pairing is different. What he tests is a person's comprehensive poetry level and literary talent. Although it is only a short sentence, it condenses great wisdom.

Wu Zhou believes that with his own talent, it is absolutely no problem for the pair to beat Xia Xing.

"Couples are also called couplets. Haha, we have to post couplets during the Spring Festival. I have seen ancient people test their literary talent through pairs on TV before. Today we are fortunate to see Xia Xing and Professor Wu Zhou compete on the spot. For the pair, it must be very exciting.”

He Jun said: "Pairs are divided into upper sentence and lower sentence. How do you compare?"

Before Wu Zhou could speak, Xia Xing said directly to Wu Zhou: "Since you challenge me, you can say the last sentence and I will answer the next sentence."

"Is this what you said?" Wu Zhou's face showed a secret joy.

For couplets, it is a good idea to talk about the first couplet, but it is much more difficult to talk about the second couplet.

He Jun nodded: "Since the two sides have finalized the rules, let's start."

With that said, He Jun left the stage.

The corner of Wu Zhou's mouth flickered coldly: "I don't want to bully you, Xia Xing. Let's just say a simple one for the first couplet."

After thinking for a moment, Wu Zhou shook his head and said, "As a teacher, what I am most proud of is that the world is full of peaches and plums, so I wrote a couplet based on this topic: "Doctoral students, graduate students, undergraduate students, endless life! "

Xia Xing smiled faintly after hearing this: "The 06th, 07th, 08th, and unemployed every year!"

puff!

Many viewers were shocked when they heard Xia Xing's second line.

What the hell, this Summer God is too hurt, people are born endlessly, you will be unemployed in the next session.

Are you sure this isn't hurting people?

Immediately, Wu Zhou's face turned livid, but Xia Xing was right from a literary point of view.

On the Internet, Xia Xing's fans almost burst out laughing.

"I'll go, Xiashen is Xiashen, and the right pair has such personality."

"But this is also the truth. Many students face unemployment after graduation."

"That's right, it's too difficult to get a job now, this is right, I have to vote for Xia Xing."

Soon, after the first round, Xia Xing's votes reached 100 million, while Wu Zhou only got [-] votes.

Seeing Xia Xing's first couplet, Wu Zhou's expression changed slightly.

He didn't expect that Xia Xing was so talented, he thought for a moment and said the second couplet.

The second one, I will use the title of our awards show today: "One up and one down to create a music festival."

After talking about this pair, Wu Zhou had a smug look on his face.

This pair is very difficult to come up with. Although the number of words is small, there is a parallel sentence in it, and the upper and lower are antonyms. Therefore, if you want to match it, you must have the same parallel sentence.

Hearing Wu Zhou's couplet, the audience was in an uproar.

This couplet was indeed very good, and the audience looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing how to do it right.

Yang Weiwei frowned, this couplet was indeed more difficult than the last couplet.

Sure enough, this time, Xia Xing did not immediately answer the second line.

"Fuck, this is a bit difficult."

"That's right, there are parallel sentences in such a short sentence, how can this be right?"

"God Xia won't be wrong, right? It would be embarrassing to lose in public."

Sitting in front of the TV, Zhao Xiaoying was also very nervous.

Regarding this Wu Zhou, Zhao Xiaoying asked someone to investigate, and the relationship with the higher-ups is very strong.

Once Xia Xing loses to Wu Zhou, this guy will definitely make a big publicity, which will be very detrimental to Xia Xing.

Wu Zhou smiled lightly: "What? If you're not right, then admit defeat, don't hold back."

Xia Xing snorted coldly: "Who says I'm sorry, listen up."

Speaking of which, Xia Xing shook his fan, and said in a leisurely manner, "One entry and one exit create a new generation."

"This……"

After hearing Xia Xing's second couplet, everyone was taken aback for a moment, and it turned out that they were right.

But after carefully savoring Xia Xing's second line, many people felt a little embarrassed.

Damn, this is too realistic.

At this time, the faces of some girls who understood the second line turned red.

"Damn it, Xia Xing is awesome."

"Xia Xing 666, take it!"

The atmosphere at the scene was extremely awkward, and many people couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing.

A girl who didn't understand the meaning of this sentence asked a close friend: "Xiao Li, what does this mean?"

Xiao Li has already comprehended the essence of this sentence, and couldn't help but said: "You can't live without that, right? Once in and out, what do you think about it?"

As soon as Xiao Li reminded her, the girl suddenly came to her senses and her face turned red.

One in and one out to create a new generation, no problem.

(End of this chapter)