My system, you can't mess with it

Chapter 494

At the evening party of Shanghai TV Station, almost everyone was looking forward to Xia Xing's cross talk.

This has also become the biggest hot spot of the Shanghai Gala.

"Why hasn't Xiashen's comic dialogue come yet?"

"That's right, I'm looking forward to watching Xia Xing's cross talk."

"There are a lot of questioning voices on the Internet. I don't know if Xia Shen will slap them in the face this time."

"Haha, you forgot, Xia Shen is a professional face slapper."

Finally, at the second half of the show, Xia Xing appeared.

The reason why Ge Hong let Xia Xing's show in the second half is to attract traffic.

Xia Xing finally appeared in people's expectation.

"Xia Xing finally took the stage."

"Haha, Xia Xing is quite stylish in a coat!"

With Xia Xing playing, the data of several other TV stations plummeted immediately.

"What's going on, there's a hit drama on the air now, why did the data drop so much?"

"You don't know, right now the Shanghai TV station is broadcasting Xia Xing's cross talk."

"Oh my god, it can't be. How can this guy be so attractive? It's a traffic killer."

Amidst the audience's anticipation, Xia Xing's cross talk also started.

"I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" is a cross talk between Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the previous life, and it was also a very famous joke in the previous life.

However, this period of time came out, and the name alone made people daydream.

After all, Xia Xing was rejected when he went to the Spring Festival Gala, why did he make such a joke?
"Looking at the name, it seems to be flattering CCTV."

"Of course, Xia Xing is not stupid. Isn't it courting death to fight against CCTV?"

"However, Xia Xing is not in this style."

"Everyone changes, otherwise how would he choose such a name?"

There is a lot of discussion online.

Tian Zhou looked at the name and sneered.

"Aren't you awesome? In the end, you didn't just bow your head to me obediently."

Among the people's discussions, the joke between Xia Xing and Yu Fei had already begun.

Xia Xing: "Hello, audience friends. My name is Xia Xing. I am a songwriter, a singer, and even a director. By the way, I can also perform sketches. As the new year approaches, I wish you all a happy new year .”

Yu Fei: "Hello, everyone. My name is Yu Fei. I'm not as complicated as he is. I'm a cross talk actor. I also wish you all the best."

At this time, Xia Xing suddenly stretched out his hand and began to touch Yu Fei's head, and said with a smile: "In the year of the pig, touch the head of the pig, and you don't have to worry about everything. In the year of the pig, touch the back of the pig, and you won't be tired of doing things. Touch the leg of the pig in the year of the pig, and you won't regret doing things. If you touch the pig's tail in the year, you will not regret what you do.

Yu Fei pushed Xia Xing's hand away.

"What's wrong with you, you are the pig's head, pig's back, and pig's legs!"

"puff!"

"Haha touch the pig's head, touch the pig's back, touch the pig's leg, this part is accepted."

"It's a genius, how did Xia Xing come up with this joke!
Just at the beginning, Xia Xing won a lot of applause with the Douyin jokes from his previous life.

Xia Xing: Everyone is so enthusiastic.

Yu Fei: Hey.

Xia Xing: It scared the two children.

Yu Fei: Yes.

Xia Xing: The two children are still young.

Yu Fei: I just became an apprentice.

Xia Xing: That's right, I also know that shouting "噫" is sometimes good, and sometimes it's coaxing. "

"Haha, Xia Xing is really well-organized when it comes to cross talk."

"Well, it's much better than the cross talk of those cross talk masters."

Xia Xing: Cross talk is just these four subjects.Talk, learn, tease, sing.Anyway, that's it.

Yu Fei: Is that the case?
Xia Xing: No, the key point is human nature.

Yu Fei: The key is character.

Xia Xing: You can't make friends on stage.

Yu Fei: Right

Xia Xing: I have to talk about the audience

Yu Fei: Honesty
Xia Xing: As far as human nature is concerned

Yu Fei: Tell me

Xia Xing: It's not as good as being on stage

Yu Fei: Hi~~~ I asked you to praise me for coming.

The audience below burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, it's so interesting."

"I just took a sip of water and spit it out."

"Xia Xing is so good at talking about cross talk."

"It sounds good, this is called cross talk."

"Xia Xing is really playing, what's the matter?"

Xia Xing: Back then there was such a TV series called "Thunderstorm"

Yu Fei: Hey, yes!

Xia Xing: Oh, I really like this play.

Yu Fei: Okay?
Xia Xing: The reason is that you are in it.

Yu Fei: I'm in this show.

Xia Xing: He is in charge of "Thunderstorm" here.

Yu Fei: Hey, how can I play this thunderstorm?

Xia Xing: Just when it rains, you take a water pipe to swell there.

Yu Fei: I do drama work~
Fans who watched Xia Xing online also burst out laughing.

"Who said Xia Xing can't talk about cross talk."

"That's right, who said Xia Xing's cross talk is rubbish."

"That's right, every sentence is a burden, it's just too much fun."

"That's right, unlike the cross talks in the Spring Festival Gala, which are old memes that have been heard hundreds of times, every sentence Xia Xing says is a new meme!"

"It's so beautiful, then I'll take a look too."

"Go and see it, thanks to me taking a look, I was almost fooled by those so-called crosstalk brickmakers."

However, although netizens praised it, the cross talk circles criticized it.

Jiang Yan commented: "Xia Xing's cross talk is blunt and the expression is too wild. It's just a low-level thing, and there is no artistry at all."

Another cross talk actor also scolded: "The whole joke is full of vulgar things, this kind of cross talk is simply dross."

"That's right, don't look at the burden at the beginning, there will be nothing to watch later."

……

"Whoever said it, I think Xia Shen said it very well."

"It's just that I support God Xia. Anyway, I was amused from the beginning and laughed out loud."

"Yes, isn't cross talk just to make people laugh?"

"My jokes this year were all brought to me by Xia Xing. I never laughed at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but I laughed all the time watching Xia Xing's sketches and cross talks."

Xia Xing: And I discovered it after being in the film and television industry for a while.

Yu Fei: ah
Xia Xing: Many actresses slept with the director in order to get on the show.

Yu Fei: There is such a phenomenon.

Xia Xing: Honestly, I don't like it.

Yu Fei: Yes?
Xia Xing: I'm so angry!

Yu Fei: You have a sense of justice.

Xia Xing: There are too few female directors! ! ! ! !
Yu Fei: Huh? !Oh hey, are you angry?

Xia Xing: You actresses have a way, what should we do!

Hearing this, all the audience burst out laughing.

"It turns out that Xia Xing is angry because of this."

"This stalk is too funny."

"Yeah, but the showbiz seems to be like that."

Then Xia Xing entered the Spring Festival Gala crew by helping the director walk his dog.

In fact, this also reflects the darkness of the Spring Festival Gala.

This almost hurt Tian Zhou's nerves.

"Why? Because he has a guilty conscience."

As the director of the Spring Festival Gala this time, Tian Zhou did not take less money.

The audience burst into tears from laughter, but Tian Zhou's face was very ugly.

This Xia Xing is too insidious, he clearly scolded me for taking dirty money in front of the audience all over the country.

No, this matter cannot be left alone.

(End of this chapter)