My system, you can't mess with it
Chapter 556 The Decadent Comedy King
Chapter 556 The Decadent Comedy King
All the programs in the first trial this time were actually scheduled when Tian Zhou was there.
This program was recommended by various local TV stations and some cultural groups.
For the program, Xia Xing didn't have much hope, but it was a procedure and had to go.
Sure enough, after watching the first trial, Xia Xing was speechless.
This show really sucks.
The next day, another explosive news about the Spring Festival Gala broke out on the Internet.
"The first trial of the Spring Festival Gala is over. Except for dance, language, and song programs, all the programs are wiped out."
There was an uproar online.
This elimination rate is too high, a [-]% elimination rate, such a thing has never happened in the Spring Festival Gala in the past.
After the first trial, the atmosphere in the conference room of the Spring Festival Gala program group was a bit dull.
Zhang Bo was in charge of language programs, and he said anxiously, "Director Xia, I think "Amused" and "My China Dream" are good programs, why should they be eliminated?"
Xia Xing snorted coldly: "Is there any point in the cross talk for such a skit? When you watched the first trial, did you hear laughter in the venue? Isn't this kind of show going to the Spring Festival Gala to confuse the audience?"
Song director Tian Xin also said: "Director Xia, you have rejected all the songs. We have less than one and a half months until the show starts. How do we choose?"
Xia Xing said lightly: "The songs and language programs of the Spring Festival Gala are the focus of the whole party. We must strive for excellence. I have already written the program list. You are responsible for selecting people according to my requirements."
"What?" After hearing Xia Xing's words, everyone was stunned.
At this time, Yang Ni brought up a thick stack of sketches and cross talk scripts, as well as the lyrics of the songs.
Xia Xing said lightly: "I knew that you couldn't choose any good works, so I personally wrote some scripts and songs for cross talk sketches."
Looking at the thick program planning plan, everyone was stunned.
What a joke, all language programs and songs are done by him alone, is this guy really human?
Zhang Boyan picked up Xia Xing's language planning plan, which is a sketch called "Blind Date".
At first, Zhang Bo was a little dissatisfied, but when he saw the script, he couldn't help laughing.
"This skit is so interesting, it's really good."
"This cross talk is also good, haha, God Xia, you are so talented."
After reading the comic dialogue and skit scripts provided by Xia Xing, the director of the language program immediately burst into laughter.
Each of these sketches and cross talks is very classic, and there are frequent jokes.
Looking at the song written by Xia Xing, Tian Xin couldn't help but be overwhelmed.
"Oh my god, this song is so well written, almost every song is a classic."
Seeing the excited expressions on the faces of several people, Xia Xing didn't take it seriously.
These sketches and songs of his are all classic works from the Spring Festival Gala in his previous life.
Every sketch was a hit at the time, and the songs were popular songs that appeared in the Spring Festival Gala. It can be said that this Spring Festival Gala is a classic party.
The most important thing is that in this world, there are no such songs and sketches, so this Spring Festival Gala is destined to be the most successful Spring Festival Gala.
Therefore, Xia Xing is standing on the shoulders of giants, so it's no wonder that he is not popular!
The program has been decided, and the following are the candidates.
For these songs, several director groups soon made a list.
Once you have a song, just find a singer to sing it.
There is no shortage of singers in China, as long as the songs are good, they will definitely be popular.
This time, Xia Xing brought almost all the fire songs from the Spring Festival Gala from his previous life here.
"My Chinese Heart", "A Fire in Spring", "I Want to Have a Home", "Legend"...
And the actors also include Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan.
It's easy to choose actors for songs, but it's a bit difficult for language programs.
The main reason is that many good sketch actors have conflicts with the Spring Festival Gala.
For example, Zhao Shan and Chen Si are both well-known sketch actors in China, but they have made it clear that they will not be able to make it to the Spring Festival Gala.
But these two people are the main candidates for Xia Xing's sketches "Blind Date" and "Protagonist and Supporting Actor".
Zhao Shan was easy to say, the two had worked together before, so after Xia Xing's persuasion, they agreed to return to the Spring Festival Gala.
But Chen Si has rarely appeared in the entertainment industry.
Xia Xing also took a lot of effort to find Chen Si.
In the car, Yang Ni was driving with a puzzled look on her face.
"Chairman Xia, why does this skit have to be performed by Chen Silai?"
Xia Xing said with a smile: "Only he can perform the charm of this sketch, and Chen Si is a favorite comedian of the common people. If he appears, the common people will definitely be very happy."
Since it is a mountain road, it is very bumpy along the way.
Bored, Xia Xing started to draw a lottery.
After exchanging 1000 million in a row, all the draws were empty.
In the end, Xia Xing directly chose the skills draw.
If you choose a skill-based lottery, as long as you win the lottery, it must be a skill attribute, but it takes 1000 million hate points to draw a prize once.
I hope this time I can draw a martial arts masterpiece.
With a thought, Xia Xing clicked the draw button.
After deducting 1000 million hatred points, the turntable turned.
Since Xia Xing chose to draw special rewards for skill attributes, there were only two possibilities, winning or not winning.
Middle, middle, middle!
Xia Xing secretly prayed in his heart.
pat!
To Xia Xing's delight, this time, it really stayed in the area of skill attributes.
yeah!Hit the jackpot.
Xia Xing was ecstatic in his heart, and clicked on the inventory.
But seeing the skill book in the inventory, Xia Xing's originally excited mood suddenly turned cold.
Nima "The Secret Art of Shennong", I haven't planned to disarm and return to the field, okay?
There was no other way, since he had won, Xia Xing had no choice but to click the claim button.
A golden light entered between Xia Xing's eyebrows, and countless messages immediately appeared in his mind.
Suddenly, Xia Xing's eyes lit up.
He only needed to take a look at the plants on the ground, and the types of plants, introductions to their habits and uses all appeared in front of him.
On a slope full of peach trees, Xia Xing saw an old farmer wearing a straw hat, pruning fruit trees.
Although the distance was far away, and this person was completely different from the old artist he saw on the screen, Xia Xing still recognized him.
Chen Si, in the eighties and 90s of this world is also a famous comedian.
Even he is the biggest wrist of the Spring Festival Gala.
Later, because of a falling out with CCTV, he was banned, and then disappeared from the TV screen.
No one would have thought that Chen Si, who was once so popular, would become a fruit farmer.
Chen Si looked at Guo Shu and frowned tightly.
Since falling out with CCTV, his path in the show business circle has become narrower and narrower.
Even many friends who used to call him brothers when he was angry, all left him.
During that time, he was really not used to it. He drank every day, and he was completely decadent.
Later, it was his wife who gave him a hand when he was decadent.
Tell him to buy him a piece of land in the suburbs.
They have been running the orchard for the past two years, and the business has been very good, but this year the fruit trees in the orchard were suddenly attacked by insects.
This kind of pest is very troublesome. Although Chen Si and his wife thought of many ways, the insects reappeared soon after they were killed.
If it continues, not to mention making money this year, even the more than 20 yuan earned in the past two years will be lost.
(End of this chapter)
All the programs in the first trial this time were actually scheduled when Tian Zhou was there.
This program was recommended by various local TV stations and some cultural groups.
For the program, Xia Xing didn't have much hope, but it was a procedure and had to go.
Sure enough, after watching the first trial, Xia Xing was speechless.
This show really sucks.
The next day, another explosive news about the Spring Festival Gala broke out on the Internet.
"The first trial of the Spring Festival Gala is over. Except for dance, language, and song programs, all the programs are wiped out."
There was an uproar online.
This elimination rate is too high, a [-]% elimination rate, such a thing has never happened in the Spring Festival Gala in the past.
After the first trial, the atmosphere in the conference room of the Spring Festival Gala program group was a bit dull.
Zhang Bo was in charge of language programs, and he said anxiously, "Director Xia, I think "Amused" and "My China Dream" are good programs, why should they be eliminated?"
Xia Xing snorted coldly: "Is there any point in the cross talk for such a skit? When you watched the first trial, did you hear laughter in the venue? Isn't this kind of show going to the Spring Festival Gala to confuse the audience?"
Song director Tian Xin also said: "Director Xia, you have rejected all the songs. We have less than one and a half months until the show starts. How do we choose?"
Xia Xing said lightly: "The songs and language programs of the Spring Festival Gala are the focus of the whole party. We must strive for excellence. I have already written the program list. You are responsible for selecting people according to my requirements."
"What?" After hearing Xia Xing's words, everyone was stunned.
At this time, Yang Ni brought up a thick stack of sketches and cross talk scripts, as well as the lyrics of the songs.
Xia Xing said lightly: "I knew that you couldn't choose any good works, so I personally wrote some scripts and songs for cross talk sketches."
Looking at the thick program planning plan, everyone was stunned.
What a joke, all language programs and songs are done by him alone, is this guy really human?
Zhang Boyan picked up Xia Xing's language planning plan, which is a sketch called "Blind Date".
At first, Zhang Bo was a little dissatisfied, but when he saw the script, he couldn't help laughing.
"This skit is so interesting, it's really good."
"This cross talk is also good, haha, God Xia, you are so talented."
After reading the comic dialogue and skit scripts provided by Xia Xing, the director of the language program immediately burst into laughter.
Each of these sketches and cross talks is very classic, and there are frequent jokes.
Looking at the song written by Xia Xing, Tian Xin couldn't help but be overwhelmed.
"Oh my god, this song is so well written, almost every song is a classic."
Seeing the excited expressions on the faces of several people, Xia Xing didn't take it seriously.
These sketches and songs of his are all classic works from the Spring Festival Gala in his previous life.
Every sketch was a hit at the time, and the songs were popular songs that appeared in the Spring Festival Gala. It can be said that this Spring Festival Gala is a classic party.
The most important thing is that in this world, there are no such songs and sketches, so this Spring Festival Gala is destined to be the most successful Spring Festival Gala.
Therefore, Xia Xing is standing on the shoulders of giants, so it's no wonder that he is not popular!
The program has been decided, and the following are the candidates.
For these songs, several director groups soon made a list.
Once you have a song, just find a singer to sing it.
There is no shortage of singers in China, as long as the songs are good, they will definitely be popular.
This time, Xia Xing brought almost all the fire songs from the Spring Festival Gala from his previous life here.
"My Chinese Heart", "A Fire in Spring", "I Want to Have a Home", "Legend"...
And the actors also include Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan.
It's easy to choose actors for songs, but it's a bit difficult for language programs.
The main reason is that many good sketch actors have conflicts with the Spring Festival Gala.
For example, Zhao Shan and Chen Si are both well-known sketch actors in China, but they have made it clear that they will not be able to make it to the Spring Festival Gala.
But these two people are the main candidates for Xia Xing's sketches "Blind Date" and "Protagonist and Supporting Actor".
Zhao Shan was easy to say, the two had worked together before, so after Xia Xing's persuasion, they agreed to return to the Spring Festival Gala.
But Chen Si has rarely appeared in the entertainment industry.
Xia Xing also took a lot of effort to find Chen Si.
In the car, Yang Ni was driving with a puzzled look on her face.
"Chairman Xia, why does this skit have to be performed by Chen Silai?"
Xia Xing said with a smile: "Only he can perform the charm of this sketch, and Chen Si is a favorite comedian of the common people. If he appears, the common people will definitely be very happy."
Since it is a mountain road, it is very bumpy along the way.
Bored, Xia Xing started to draw a lottery.
After exchanging 1000 million in a row, all the draws were empty.
In the end, Xia Xing directly chose the skills draw.
If you choose a skill-based lottery, as long as you win the lottery, it must be a skill attribute, but it takes 1000 million hate points to draw a prize once.
I hope this time I can draw a martial arts masterpiece.
With a thought, Xia Xing clicked the draw button.
After deducting 1000 million hatred points, the turntable turned.
Since Xia Xing chose to draw special rewards for skill attributes, there were only two possibilities, winning or not winning.
Middle, middle, middle!
Xia Xing secretly prayed in his heart.
pat!
To Xia Xing's delight, this time, it really stayed in the area of skill attributes.
yeah!Hit the jackpot.
Xia Xing was ecstatic in his heart, and clicked on the inventory.
But seeing the skill book in the inventory, Xia Xing's originally excited mood suddenly turned cold.
Nima "The Secret Art of Shennong", I haven't planned to disarm and return to the field, okay?
There was no other way, since he had won, Xia Xing had no choice but to click the claim button.
A golden light entered between Xia Xing's eyebrows, and countless messages immediately appeared in his mind.
Suddenly, Xia Xing's eyes lit up.
He only needed to take a look at the plants on the ground, and the types of plants, introductions to their habits and uses all appeared in front of him.
On a slope full of peach trees, Xia Xing saw an old farmer wearing a straw hat, pruning fruit trees.
Although the distance was far away, and this person was completely different from the old artist he saw on the screen, Xia Xing still recognized him.
Chen Si, in the eighties and 90s of this world is also a famous comedian.
Even he is the biggest wrist of the Spring Festival Gala.
Later, because of a falling out with CCTV, he was banned, and then disappeared from the TV screen.
No one would have thought that Chen Si, who was once so popular, would become a fruit farmer.
Chen Si looked at Guo Shu and frowned tightly.
Since falling out with CCTV, his path in the show business circle has become narrower and narrower.
Even many friends who used to call him brothers when he was angry, all left him.
During that time, he was really not used to it. He drank every day, and he was completely decadent.
Later, it was his wife who gave him a hand when he was decadent.
Tell him to buy him a piece of land in the suburbs.
They have been running the orchard for the past two years, and the business has been very good, but this year the fruit trees in the orchard were suddenly attacked by insects.
This kind of pest is very troublesome. Although Chen Si and his wife thought of many ways, the insects reappeared soon after they were killed.
If it continues, not to mention making money this year, even the more than 20 yuan earned in the past two years will be lost.
(End of this chapter)
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