happy life of stars

Chapter 107 Chen Chichi Tricks Guests

Go out of the hall, go back to the pergola and sit down.

Huang Lei asked, "Didn't you say there were four people? How about three more?"

Qin Shu smiled and stretched out his hand, spreading his palm, "Here!"

They thought of the bacteria Sun Honglei said, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Chen Chichi was puzzled, "What is it?" He stretched out his palm, shook it, and said with a smile, "Is this so funny?"

He Jiong explained: "Brother Honglei and Brother Bai came over in the first phase. Brother Honglei swore that there were nine people the day before, but it turned out that there were only two of them. After we came, we asked him if there were seven more?"

Chen Chichi interjected, "Has grown on the vine not been born yet?"

"No." He Jiong continued with a smile: "He stretched out his palm and said that there are still 7 bacteria."

Chen Chichi chuckled, "Why didn't you say you brought 7 atoms?"

Qin Shu joked: "Brother Chen, bacteria have life, atoms have no life."

"Nonsense, why don't atoms have life? Have you heard of quantum consciousness and cosmic consciousness? Where there is consciousness, there is life."

Qin Shu: ...

Thumbs up, "You are awesome, knowledge has already touched my blind spot, so let's just believe it."

Huang Lei smiled and said, "Come on, give me a complete explanation of "The Theory of Relativity" and "The Law of Non-Conservation of Parity."

"Simple!"

Chen Chichi: "Wow, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, ... Is it over, do you understand?"

"Understood, you said you want to work." Huang Lei said with a smile: "I've been here a few times, but this time I took the initiative to work, and we will definitely satisfy you. Peng Peng, go and get the price list, let you report Brother, take a look."

"Okay." Peng Yuchang got up immediately, and happily ran to get the price list.

Huang Lei said with a smile: "Chichi, pick whatever you want, choose whatever you like, you can choose whatever you like, you don't have to be polite."

"Ouch, suddenly I feel a little dizzy, I need to rest."

Chen Chichi didn't even look at it, and just lay on the chair with a weak face and said weakly: "Mr. Huang, Mr. He, you also know that I am allergic to ultraviolet rays and have problems with my waist. It's not that I'm lazy, I really can't do it." .”

Huang Lei smiled and said, "Chichi, I understand you, but the Buddha Jumping Wall you ordered, ten catties of crayfish, and twenty or thirty dishes cost at least 5000 yuan. If you don't work, you have no money to buy raw materials."

"No, I don't want everything. A bowl of porridge and a plate of kimchi are enough. If you still can't do it, just drink water....Eh, no, I still need the food I ordered, so that the people who come later can work."

Chen Chichi suddenly regained his energy, sat up and said: "Peng Peng, show me the price list, what to make money and what to ask them to do."

Peng Yuchang gave him the price list.

Chen Chichi looked at it and said, "One yuan and five catties of bananas are fine. If one person picks a few hundred catties, wouldn't he be rich? Two yuan a mango is too little, but you can pick some and eat it yourself; 20 yuan a banana Big figs by the catty are also fine, let them pick 100 catties; 30 yuan a catty of honey is also fine, let them get 100 catties, isn’t that rich?”

Everyone is happy.

Qin Shudao: "Brother Chen, who else is behind?"

"You'll know later, they should be here soon." Chen Chichi turned his head and said with a smile, "I want to deal with them."

"How?" Qin Shu became interested.

Chen Chichi smiled and said: "I'll stop them later, you and Peng Peng put on animal costumes, jump out of the grass and give them a note of Ma Wei. Then I said, this season's Mushroom House has added a special welcome mode, ...Zi Feng, you dance in the back to welcome you."

"Ah?" Zhang Zifeng was stunned, dancing without music background was awkward and embarrassed.

"It's okay, it's not that you can't, just twist it a few times, otherwise they won't believe it."

"Okay." Zhang Zifeng could only reluctantly agree.

Chen Chichi continued: "Give them two choices after the welcome ceremony, drink three glasses of wine or drink three glasses of water, and only after drinking can they enter the mushroom house."

"What if they don't do it?" Qin Shudao.

"Don't do it?...I'll block it on the bridge unless they wade across the creek."

Chen Chichi was arrogant and very stubborn.

Huang Lei and He Jiong smiled slightly, neither supported nor opposed, let him play around.

"Brother Chen, I'm going to get something!"

Qin Shu ran to the kitchen and took 6 large bowls of noodles.

The few people had fun, and Chen Chichi smiled and said: "Qin Shu, is it too cruel? Can you still talk after a bowl of wine?...But, I like it, what I want is momentum!"

After a pause, he said to Wang Zhengyu, "Director, remind me that they are coming."

"Hurry up, we're on our way, and we'll probably get off in 5 minutes."

"Thanks."

Chen Chi said: "Let's go, let's prepare."

He left with Qin Shu, Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng, while Huang Lei and He Jiong stayed in the arbor to watch the play.

When everything was ready, Chen Chichi pushed open the courtyard door and led the team out of the small courtyard. He held two stainless steel pot lids and three small red flowers in his hands.

Qin Shu held a bottle of wine and a jug of water, Peng Yuchang held 6 large bowls, and Zhang Zifeng held crocodile 'skin' and tiger'skin.

After walking across the small bridge, Chen Chichi stopped with a wave.

"Just wait here for them."

Lay out the six large bowls one by one, open the wine bottle and pour 3 qian wine into each of the three large bowls, and pour half a bowl of water into each of the other three large bowls.

"Qin Shu, Peng Peng, put on your clothes and hide, and I will jump out as soon as I knock."

"Bang!" He picked up the two pot lids and bumped them into each other.

"it is good."

Qin Shu and Peng Yuchang put on tiger 'skin' and crocodile 'skin' respectively, and hid in the grass on both sides.

Ready to go, just waiting for the fish to bite.

After waiting for 2 minutes, Qin Shu raised his head and said, "Brother Chen, are you here? I feel like you are messing with us, it's too hot!"

Chen Chichi smiled and said: "Hurry up, bear with it for a while, and remember to turn on the sound effects later."

At this moment, he vaguely saw someone approaching from a gap in the woods, "Come here, come here, don't talk."

On the stone road not far away, there were three people pulling suitcases, watching while walking, and soon appeared in their field of vision.

Qin Shu quietly looked around and found that they were all acquaintances, including Deng Chao, Lu Han and Guan Yutong.

"Chichi, what are you doing standing there?" Deng Chao asked.

The three walked in, and Chen Chichi said with a smile: "Three, welcome to Mushroom House. I welcome you here as a special representative."

He picked up the lid and tapped it slightly.

"Bang!"

Qin Shu and Peng Yuchang received the signal and turned on the sound effect.

"Roar!……"

The roar was breath-taking, long and continuous, and contained the power of a king. Deng Chao, Lu Han and Guan Yutong were startled, and there was a kind of instinctive fear.

Before they could react, Qin Shu and Peng Yuchang strung out.

A tiger on one side and a crocodile on the other.

"Ah!" Guan Yutong screamed instinctively, Deng Chao and Lu Han were also terrified, took a step back, and almost turned around and ran away.

Fortunately, the reaction was quick, and it was obvious that it was someone pretending, otherwise it would be shameful.

Deng Chao pretended to be calm, and swept the big tiger and the big crocodile with contemptuous eyes.

"That's it?"

The tone was quite disdainful.

Chen Chichi saw it clearly, laughed loudly and said, "Old Dengtou, stop pretending, did you want to run away just now?"

"I can run this little trick? A joke!"

He raised his hand and patted on the head of the very active tiger standing beside him, and said with a smile, "If my predictions are correct, Qin Shu is inside, and the other one is Peng Yuchang."

"Great!"

Chen Chichi applauded and said with a smile: "However, they are not scaring you, but welcome you, and Xiao Honghua."

He put the little red flower next to the three people's ears, and said: "Zifeng, let's dance to welcome the distinguished guests."

"Oh."

Zhang Zifeng was a little embarrassed, but she still danced. It was the 'Peacock Dance'.

Adjust your mood, quickly enter the state, and dance seriously.

Qin Shu and the others watched carefully. As soon as Zhang Zifeng moved, they could tell that she had good dancing skills.

The slender arms convey the agility of the peacock; the soft waist dances the gracefulness of the peacock.

Sometimes fast, sometimes slow, she lowered her head, her slender arms trembled, spreading to her fingertips, suddenly, there was a burst of rapid rotation, Zhang Zifeng squatted down little by little, her body was in an "S" shape, and there was something indescribable. beauty.

"It's a really good dance, like a peacock dance." Qin Shu took off the tiger's skin, sweating profusely, and Peng Yuchang even worse.

They quietly appreciate.

The chirping of the birds, the rushing of the brook, and the rustling of the leaves in the wind all accompanied her.

Beginning tactfully, Zhang Zifeng stopped after the last movement, and stood aside shyly.

"Crack..."

applause.

"Is Zifeng dancing well?" Chen Chichi asked loudly.

"Okay!" Qin Shu was very cooperative and shouted.

Chen Chichi continued: "Old Dengtou, Xiaolu, Yutong, is the welcome ceremony okay?"

"Very good! Zifeng dances very well!" Deng Chao praised.

"You can do whatever you want. Mushroom House has added a welcome ceremony this season. Guests who come here need to drink three bowls first."

Chen Chichi pointed to the big bowl on the bridge.

Deng Chao, Lu Han, and Guan Yutong couldn't help watching.

Deng Chao joked, "You didn't ask us to drink, but to bathe and disinfect with wine."

Qin Shu then said: "Brother, there is only three qianqian wine in it, three bowls and one or two less."

"Really?"

If it is less than one or two, Deng Chao can accept it.

He walked over to have a look, and there were really not many.

Picking up a bowl and smelling it, it was indeed wine. When he was about to drink it, he suddenly stopped, looked at Chen Chichi, and said with a smile: "You didn't put something in it, did you?"

"Hey, old Deng, you just do too many bad things, and everything is cheating,...give it to me!"

Chen Chichi took the wine in his hand and drank it down, "Good wine, I've already drank three bowls just now, and now I'll drink another bowl with you."

Seeing that there was nothing unusual about him, Deng Chao dispelled his worries and boldly served three bowls in a row.

"happy!"

Chen Chichi gave him a thumbs up.

"What is the water next to it for? Do you still want to drink it?"

"No, water is for those who don't know how to drink. Xiaolu, Yutong, do you drink or drink water?"

"Liquor? Is there any beer?"

"No."

"I'd better drink water!"

Seeing that both Deng Chao and Chen Chichi had drunk, Lu Han was not suspicious, picked up a bowl of water and gulped it down.

"Do you still drink two bowls? I'm so full."

Chen Chichi didn't make it difficult for him too much, "Drink another bowl of water, and I can ask someone to help you drink the last bowl."

"it is good."

Lu Han gulped down another bowl of water.

"Brother Qin, long time no see, how about helping me drink a bowl?"

"Okay." Qin Shu nodded, without brushing off his face, he happily helped him drink a bowl, besides, he was also thirsty.

"happy!"

Lu Han gave a thumbs up.

"Small idea."

Qin Shu looked at Guan Yutong to see what she was drinking, and to his surprise, Guan Yutong, like Deng Chao, chose liquor and drank three bowls in a row.

Qin Shu whispered: "Tsk tsk, Brother Lu, can you drink her well?"

Lu Han shook his head slightly.

He continued to tease in a low voice: "Then how did you get her drunk?"

Lu Han understood immediately after hearing it, a little embarrassed, smiled, and said: "Fuck you! Don't inquire about it."

Qin Shu laughed and didn't ask any more questions.

"Can we pass now?" Deng Chao asked.

"Okay, the welcome ceremony is over."

Chen Chichi laughed, very happy.

Qin Shu stepped forward to put away the bowl, and everyone stepped across the small bridge and walked into the small courtyard.

　Thanks to 'A Little Meng' for rewarding 588 gold coins;

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　　Thanks to 'keyboard is justice' for rewarding 500 gold coins.

　　Thanks to 'Jingzhong Wuye' for rewarding 200 gold coins;

　　Thanks to 'I am the most handsome' for rewarding 100 gold coins.

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