My Live Life at the Zoo
Chapter 339 Xiaohei's new younger brother
Chapter 339 Xiaohei's new younger brother
Ye Fu, who was always ruthless, was 'broken' by Guang Sha, and even started acting cute and asking for kisses.
Fine!
Just kiss!
I have nothing to lose!
Li Xiao put Ye Sha's small head in front of his face.
And Ye Fu very cooperatively kissed Li Xiao's cheek with his mouth.
It's not easy to be an animal daddy, you have to be level with a bowl of water!
At this moment, Li Xiao thought of "Despicable Me".
There are hundreds of minions in total, but their owner, Gru, can clearly remember each of them, and before going to bed, the minions will queue up to ask for Gru's kiss, if a minion jumps in the line and wants to ask for more A kiss will be recognized by Gru.
Fortunately, Li Xiao only has a two-headed snake, otherwise he would definitely collapse.
As for Ye Fu and Guang Fu, because of their special bodies and too many conditions when they were just born, Li Xiao never weighed them.
However, Li Xiao is still very aware of the changes in the hand feel due to the night and light coiling around every day.
When it was first hung on the wrist, Li Xiao felt like a bracelet.
Except for the cool touch, there is basically no weight.
But after these two days of caring and caring, Li Xiao obviously felt a little weight when they were wrapped around his wrist.
It's like hanging a delicate jade bracelet on your wrist!
From the naked eye alone, Ye Fu and Guang Fu have grown from the thickness of chopsticks at the beginning to the size of nearly half the thickness of a knuckle, but it is strange that they do not show any signs of shedding their skin.
The body structure of snakes is quite different from other animals, which also determines that they must molt during their growth.
As the body continues to grow, the solidified skin on the body surface will gradually be unable to accommodate the larger and larger body.
Under the aging skin, new skin is slowly formed.
When it grows to a certain extent, the aging old skin will crack, and the snake will break free from the old skin.
It is precisely because of this that there is a saying that "snakes will grow up every time they shed their skin".
In fact, to be precise, it is not that the skin will grow up after shedding, but because it has grown up, it has to shed the skin.
The process of molting is extremely painful. The snake clings to the grass, wood, tree roots or stones, uses all its strength to maximize the expansion of the umbrella-shaped neck, and endures the severe pain of tearing to peel off the old skin bit by bit. Shed completely.
And molting has many effects on snakes. First, the outermost layer of damaged old skin can be replaced. Second, removing the snake skin can also protect snakes from being attacked by maggots and other parasites.
The growth speed of the brothers Ye Fu and Guang Fu is not bad. At least according to what Li Xiao has seen and heard, they are the fastest. Worry.
Li Xiao will not be able to get the system's special task rewards if he doesn't peel off his skin for a long time.
Anyway, with nothing to do before going to bed, Li Xiao simply began to carefully examine the bodies of Ye Fu and Guang Fu.
Except that there is no sign of moulting, there is nothing wrong with it, and the mental state is also very good.
Use Hu Yifei's lines in "Love Apartment" to describe: good teeth, good appetite, good body, delicious food.
In fact, for Li Xiao, raising Ye Fu and Guang Fu is actually his own learning process.
Because the flash-scale python is rarely exposed to people, let alone being artificially fed, and it is double-headed, which rarely appears in the materials of various countries, even a blank sheet of paper, so naturally there are not many Li Xiao can learn from the information and experience.
And Li Xiao's feeding process can be regarded as a precedent, paving the way for future generations.
After checking the bodies of Ye Fu and Guang Fu, Li Xiao looked at Brother Pingtou.
Even though Li Xiao had snatched it back from Lord Yan, because the wound was too serious, even after debridement, dressing and feeding medicine, the body temperature of this flat-headed brother was still slightly higher than the normal one. Still weak.
Even when he was sleeping, his body couldn't bear the pain, and he trembled slightly uncontrollably.
Li Xiao took out the medicine bottle from his pocket, poured out the pills, stepped forward, and gently shook the sleeping little honey badger awake.
"Wake up, take the medicine, and then go to sleep."
Take the medicine before going to bed, and the condition will definitely be much better the next morning.
Just like when a cold has a fever, parents will take care of their children in this way.
The Pingtou brother was sleepy, and the big brother in society was so angry that he woke up. Before he opened his eyes, he bared his teeth and grinned, ready to yell.
But when he opened his eyes and saw clearly that it was Li Xiao, he stopped his behavior and slowly opened his mouth.
Li Xiao carefully put the pill into Brother Pingtou's mouth.
Standing aside, watching worriedly.
Because this medicine is not coated, it is very bitter.
Animals are very sensitive to the taste of this unusual food, not to mention the very intelligent Pingtouge.
The reason Pingtouge was able to take the medicine smoothly before was because he was in a coma.
Now it is fully awake, if it really refuses to eat, then Li Xiao will have nothing to do.
After all, Brother Pingtou's claws and teeth are powerful weapons. If Li Xiao forces it, it will definitely struggle hard, [-]% will hurt Li Xiao, and even scratch Li Xiao's skin.
instead……
As the pills melted in his mouth, the bitter taste spread from the tip of his tongue to the entire taste buds. Brother Pingtou did not spit out the pills immediately, nor did he show any discomfort, nor did he have a hideous expression on his face, but silently swallowed the pills go down.
This was far beyond Li Xiao's expectations.
Maybe it's because Brother Pingtou knows that the pills are good for him.
After successfully swallowing the pill, Brother Pingtou raised his little claw and gently grabbed Li Xiao's trouser leg.
Rumbling in the throat.
Eyes are pitiful.
This demeanor is very similar to a child who was forced to eat bitter medicine when he was a child, looking for his mother to eat candy.
"Ha ha ha ha."
Li Xiao was amused. After all, who would have thought that the social brother in the animal world would act coquettishly and cutely, and said: "You performed well, I will reward you with some honey, and wait obediently!"
After speaking, Li Xiao returned to the tent and brought some honey to Brother Pingtou.
During the whole process, Li Xiao seemed to coax a child.
And as the sweetness of honey spread in his mouth, Brother Pingtou finally sat down in his grass nest contentedly, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
Seeing Brother Pingtou's innocent and lovely sleeping face, Li Xiao suddenly felt a surge of tenderness in his heart.
Who said Brother Pingtou can only fight?
Isn't that cute too!
Li Xiao couldn't help but took out his phone and secretly took a few photos.
Cute moment of big brother in society.
must be saved.
In addition, before going to bed, Li Xiao threw some mountain eggplants to the Tibetan fox who had been hiding not far away.
I hope that after eating and drinking enough, it will not run amok near the tent at night and disturb its own rest.
……
Early the next morning, Li Xiao woke up naturally after a rare sleep.
Perhaps it was because saving Brother Pingtou yesterday consumed too much energy, and his spirit had been in a state of tension all the time, so after Li Xiao entered the tent, he fell asleep straight away.
The first question when I wake up, is Brother Pingtou alright?
Li Xiao rubbed his face with his hands indiscriminately, opened the door curtain, and looked at the grass nest under the big tree.
It's empty there!
gone?
All right?
It's only been a night of sleep, brother Pingtou will be fine? ?
Li Xiao knew that Brother Pingtou had a strong body and a good recovery ability, but he didn't expect that he could recover so quickly.
Looking at the empty grass nest, Li Xiao suddenly felt a little empty in his heart.
Although he understands that Brother Pingtou belongs to nature and is free, he cannot kidnap or restrict it, but facing such a farewell without saying goodbye, Li Xiao still feels a little bit disappointed.
But let's go, Li Xiao can't chase it back, I just hope to see you again.
Sighing and calming down, Li Xiao turned on the live broadcast and started preparing today's breakfast.
When the tourists in the live broadcast room saw Brother Pingtou missing, they started talking about it.
After getting Li Xiao's answer, although he was a bit disappointed like Li Xiao, he could only accept it.
Now that Brother Pingtou has left, after breakfast, Li Xiao should also be on the road again.
but……
As soon as some firewood was added to the campfire, Xiao Hei came slowly.
Behind Xiao Hei, there is still a timid Tibetan fox.
And the Tibetan fox kept scratching its neck with its hind feet.
Even a little blood has been caught.
"What's going on? Did you fight again last night?"
Li Xiao lowered his face and asked.
He knew that Xiao Hei had conflicts with Tibetan Fox, but there was no need to be so ruthless.
And isn't Xiao Hei always very measured?
"Wang Wang Wang!"
Xiao Hei: Master, this is my new little brother. Its neck is uncomfortable, please show it quickly!Also, I didn't bite into it!
Neck discomfort?
Still bleeding?
Li Xiao felt something was wrong, walked quickly to the side of the Tibetan fox, and fixed his eyes on the spot where the Tibetan fox had been scratching.
I saw a few black-brown worms with round bellies lying quietly at the root of the hair.
This is……
Ticks?
Trouble!
Li Xiao frowned suddenly,
Ticks are notoriously difficult parasites to deal with.
Its larvae, nymphs, and male and female adults all suck blood. The hosts include terrestrial mammals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians. Some species attack the human body. The most important thing is that it sucks a lot of blood. It can expand several times to dozens of times, and the female Ixodes can even reach more than 100 times.
When feeding, the tick will plunge its entire head into the skin of the host, and then firmly bite the internal tissue to start sucking blood.
If the body of the tick is pulled out directly, sometimes the entire head of the tick will be left directly in the skin, causing a series of infections.
Even some young birds will not be able to bear the blood sucking of ticks, and die.
When Li Xiao was a child, he picked up a baby bird that had fallen from its nest. The baby bird hadn't opened its eyes yet. At night, there were some ticks crawling on the body of the baby bird. At that time, Li Xiao Because it is too small, I don't understand anything, but I just pulled out the bugs symbolically.
I thought that the young bird would be safe and sound, but who would have imagined that within an hour, the young bird still couldn't hold back and closed its eyes.
After experiencing this kind of thing, Li Xiao naturally grew up, and he also has a way to deal with ticks.
Li Xiao thought for a while, then turned around and burrowed into the grass not far away.
Five or six minutes later, Li Xiao came out with a pile of hay.
Crush the leaves of these dried grasses, and then slowly roll them up with white paper.
The whole process is similar to cigarettes.
Long, long ago, people did not smoke the packaged cigarettes sold in supermarkets, but dry tobacco.
Tobacco requires people to buy some tobacco, and then crush it for rolling.
The cost is low, but the drive is high.
"Is the director rolling cigarettes?"
"Cigarettes have been around for quite some time, and the post-[-]s absolutely don't know what's going on."
"The way the [-] generation smoked."
"No, no, we did the same thing back in the [-]s. After all, we didn't have money to buy cigarettes when we were in school, so we thought of buying tobacco to roll."
In the blink of an eye, Li Xiao rolled one.
Then, I came to the campfire with the Tibetan fox in my arms.
Li Xiao first brought the paper roll close to the campfire, lit one end of it, waited until the broken leaves inside were slowly burning, and then blew out the open flame.
This process is similar to smoking.
But at this moment, a gust of cool wind blew by, and a small piece of broken leaf with sparks floated onto the back of Li Xiao's hand.
Feeling the scalding heat, Li Xiao subconsciously let go of his hand.
Boom!
The paper roll that had just been ignited rolled directly to the ground.
Li Xiao had no choice but to bend down to pick up the scroll.
But as soon as Li Xiao bent down, he saw a small paw with black hair appearing in his sight, and quickly picked up the scroll by himself.
Li Xiao was too familiar with this paw.
Looking up slightly, he saw a very familiar pair of pink SpongeBob shorts.
It was Brother Pingtou who came!
It didn't leave, it may have wandered around early in the morning.
Picking up the scroll, Brother Pingtou came to Li Xiao respectfully.
Because he was wearing shorts, he walked rather funny.
Looking at the flat-headed brother holding a scroll, Li Xiao said out of nowhere, "Brother, would you like a cigarette?"
Is there any big brother in society who doesn't smoke?
Brother Pingtou's reappearance instantly detonated the entire live broadcast room.
"So Xiaopingtou didn't leave? My happiness is back!"
"I can't stop laughing. Brother Pingtou's big social brother has too much aura. I guess when I stand in front of it, I will say the same thing as the director."
"Brother Pingtou: Brother, I don't smoke dry tobacco, I only smoke [-] cigars!"
"Should I say it or not, the guy with the flat head in shorts is so handsome. If he wears a gold necklace around his neck and a pair of sunglasses on his face, he will look even more like a big brother."
"The one with the big gold chain around his neck may also be Wang Baoqiang from Detective Chinatown!"
"Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing!"
There was laughter in the live broadcast room.
But Brother Pingtou looked bewildered, scratching his head with his little paws.
"Yeah!"
Brother Pingtou: Smoking?Who is smoke?I'm going to smoke it!
It has been living in this virgin forest and does not understand what smoking is.
Just like the yellow-browed king in "Magic Phone" came to the real world, he didn't know what a phone call was, and he stretched out his hands to slap and kick.
ps: Thank you qq for reading [Qi] monthly pass!
thank!
(End of this chapter)
Ye Fu, who was always ruthless, was 'broken' by Guang Sha, and even started acting cute and asking for kisses.
Fine!
Just kiss!
I have nothing to lose!
Li Xiao put Ye Sha's small head in front of his face.
And Ye Fu very cooperatively kissed Li Xiao's cheek with his mouth.
It's not easy to be an animal daddy, you have to be level with a bowl of water!
At this moment, Li Xiao thought of "Despicable Me".
There are hundreds of minions in total, but their owner, Gru, can clearly remember each of them, and before going to bed, the minions will queue up to ask for Gru's kiss, if a minion jumps in the line and wants to ask for more A kiss will be recognized by Gru.
Fortunately, Li Xiao only has a two-headed snake, otherwise he would definitely collapse.
As for Ye Fu and Guang Fu, because of their special bodies and too many conditions when they were just born, Li Xiao never weighed them.
However, Li Xiao is still very aware of the changes in the hand feel due to the night and light coiling around every day.
When it was first hung on the wrist, Li Xiao felt like a bracelet.
Except for the cool touch, there is basically no weight.
But after these two days of caring and caring, Li Xiao obviously felt a little weight when they were wrapped around his wrist.
It's like hanging a delicate jade bracelet on your wrist!
From the naked eye alone, Ye Fu and Guang Fu have grown from the thickness of chopsticks at the beginning to the size of nearly half the thickness of a knuckle, but it is strange that they do not show any signs of shedding their skin.
The body structure of snakes is quite different from other animals, which also determines that they must molt during their growth.
As the body continues to grow, the solidified skin on the body surface will gradually be unable to accommodate the larger and larger body.
Under the aging skin, new skin is slowly formed.
When it grows to a certain extent, the aging old skin will crack, and the snake will break free from the old skin.
It is precisely because of this that there is a saying that "snakes will grow up every time they shed their skin".
In fact, to be precise, it is not that the skin will grow up after shedding, but because it has grown up, it has to shed the skin.
The process of molting is extremely painful. The snake clings to the grass, wood, tree roots or stones, uses all its strength to maximize the expansion of the umbrella-shaped neck, and endures the severe pain of tearing to peel off the old skin bit by bit. Shed completely.
And molting has many effects on snakes. First, the outermost layer of damaged old skin can be replaced. Second, removing the snake skin can also protect snakes from being attacked by maggots and other parasites.
The growth speed of the brothers Ye Fu and Guang Fu is not bad. At least according to what Li Xiao has seen and heard, they are the fastest. Worry.
Li Xiao will not be able to get the system's special task rewards if he doesn't peel off his skin for a long time.
Anyway, with nothing to do before going to bed, Li Xiao simply began to carefully examine the bodies of Ye Fu and Guang Fu.
Except that there is no sign of moulting, there is nothing wrong with it, and the mental state is also very good.
Use Hu Yifei's lines in "Love Apartment" to describe: good teeth, good appetite, good body, delicious food.
In fact, for Li Xiao, raising Ye Fu and Guang Fu is actually his own learning process.
Because the flash-scale python is rarely exposed to people, let alone being artificially fed, and it is double-headed, which rarely appears in the materials of various countries, even a blank sheet of paper, so naturally there are not many Li Xiao can learn from the information and experience.
And Li Xiao's feeding process can be regarded as a precedent, paving the way for future generations.
After checking the bodies of Ye Fu and Guang Fu, Li Xiao looked at Brother Pingtou.
Even though Li Xiao had snatched it back from Lord Yan, because the wound was too serious, even after debridement, dressing and feeding medicine, the body temperature of this flat-headed brother was still slightly higher than the normal one. Still weak.
Even when he was sleeping, his body couldn't bear the pain, and he trembled slightly uncontrollably.
Li Xiao took out the medicine bottle from his pocket, poured out the pills, stepped forward, and gently shook the sleeping little honey badger awake.
"Wake up, take the medicine, and then go to sleep."
Take the medicine before going to bed, and the condition will definitely be much better the next morning.
Just like when a cold has a fever, parents will take care of their children in this way.
The Pingtou brother was sleepy, and the big brother in society was so angry that he woke up. Before he opened his eyes, he bared his teeth and grinned, ready to yell.
But when he opened his eyes and saw clearly that it was Li Xiao, he stopped his behavior and slowly opened his mouth.
Li Xiao carefully put the pill into Brother Pingtou's mouth.
Standing aside, watching worriedly.
Because this medicine is not coated, it is very bitter.
Animals are very sensitive to the taste of this unusual food, not to mention the very intelligent Pingtouge.
The reason Pingtouge was able to take the medicine smoothly before was because he was in a coma.
Now it is fully awake, if it really refuses to eat, then Li Xiao will have nothing to do.
After all, Brother Pingtou's claws and teeth are powerful weapons. If Li Xiao forces it, it will definitely struggle hard, [-]% will hurt Li Xiao, and even scratch Li Xiao's skin.
instead……
As the pills melted in his mouth, the bitter taste spread from the tip of his tongue to the entire taste buds. Brother Pingtou did not spit out the pills immediately, nor did he show any discomfort, nor did he have a hideous expression on his face, but silently swallowed the pills go down.
This was far beyond Li Xiao's expectations.
Maybe it's because Brother Pingtou knows that the pills are good for him.
After successfully swallowing the pill, Brother Pingtou raised his little claw and gently grabbed Li Xiao's trouser leg.
Rumbling in the throat.
Eyes are pitiful.
This demeanor is very similar to a child who was forced to eat bitter medicine when he was a child, looking for his mother to eat candy.
"Ha ha ha ha."
Li Xiao was amused. After all, who would have thought that the social brother in the animal world would act coquettishly and cutely, and said: "You performed well, I will reward you with some honey, and wait obediently!"
After speaking, Li Xiao returned to the tent and brought some honey to Brother Pingtou.
During the whole process, Li Xiao seemed to coax a child.
And as the sweetness of honey spread in his mouth, Brother Pingtou finally sat down in his grass nest contentedly, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
Seeing Brother Pingtou's innocent and lovely sleeping face, Li Xiao suddenly felt a surge of tenderness in his heart.
Who said Brother Pingtou can only fight?
Isn't that cute too!
Li Xiao couldn't help but took out his phone and secretly took a few photos.
Cute moment of big brother in society.
must be saved.
In addition, before going to bed, Li Xiao threw some mountain eggplants to the Tibetan fox who had been hiding not far away.
I hope that after eating and drinking enough, it will not run amok near the tent at night and disturb its own rest.
……
Early the next morning, Li Xiao woke up naturally after a rare sleep.
Perhaps it was because saving Brother Pingtou yesterday consumed too much energy, and his spirit had been in a state of tension all the time, so after Li Xiao entered the tent, he fell asleep straight away.
The first question when I wake up, is Brother Pingtou alright?
Li Xiao rubbed his face with his hands indiscriminately, opened the door curtain, and looked at the grass nest under the big tree.
It's empty there!
gone?
All right?
It's only been a night of sleep, brother Pingtou will be fine? ?
Li Xiao knew that Brother Pingtou had a strong body and a good recovery ability, but he didn't expect that he could recover so quickly.
Looking at the empty grass nest, Li Xiao suddenly felt a little empty in his heart.
Although he understands that Brother Pingtou belongs to nature and is free, he cannot kidnap or restrict it, but facing such a farewell without saying goodbye, Li Xiao still feels a little bit disappointed.
But let's go, Li Xiao can't chase it back, I just hope to see you again.
Sighing and calming down, Li Xiao turned on the live broadcast and started preparing today's breakfast.
When the tourists in the live broadcast room saw Brother Pingtou missing, they started talking about it.
After getting Li Xiao's answer, although he was a bit disappointed like Li Xiao, he could only accept it.
Now that Brother Pingtou has left, after breakfast, Li Xiao should also be on the road again.
but……
As soon as some firewood was added to the campfire, Xiao Hei came slowly.
Behind Xiao Hei, there is still a timid Tibetan fox.
And the Tibetan fox kept scratching its neck with its hind feet.
Even a little blood has been caught.
"What's going on? Did you fight again last night?"
Li Xiao lowered his face and asked.
He knew that Xiao Hei had conflicts with Tibetan Fox, but there was no need to be so ruthless.
And isn't Xiao Hei always very measured?
"Wang Wang Wang!"
Xiao Hei: Master, this is my new little brother. Its neck is uncomfortable, please show it quickly!Also, I didn't bite into it!
Neck discomfort?
Still bleeding?
Li Xiao felt something was wrong, walked quickly to the side of the Tibetan fox, and fixed his eyes on the spot where the Tibetan fox had been scratching.
I saw a few black-brown worms with round bellies lying quietly at the root of the hair.
This is……
Ticks?
Trouble!
Li Xiao frowned suddenly,
Ticks are notoriously difficult parasites to deal with.
Its larvae, nymphs, and male and female adults all suck blood. The hosts include terrestrial mammals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians. Some species attack the human body. The most important thing is that it sucks a lot of blood. It can expand several times to dozens of times, and the female Ixodes can even reach more than 100 times.
When feeding, the tick will plunge its entire head into the skin of the host, and then firmly bite the internal tissue to start sucking blood.
If the body of the tick is pulled out directly, sometimes the entire head of the tick will be left directly in the skin, causing a series of infections.
Even some young birds will not be able to bear the blood sucking of ticks, and die.
When Li Xiao was a child, he picked up a baby bird that had fallen from its nest. The baby bird hadn't opened its eyes yet. At night, there were some ticks crawling on the body of the baby bird. At that time, Li Xiao Because it is too small, I don't understand anything, but I just pulled out the bugs symbolically.
I thought that the young bird would be safe and sound, but who would have imagined that within an hour, the young bird still couldn't hold back and closed its eyes.
After experiencing this kind of thing, Li Xiao naturally grew up, and he also has a way to deal with ticks.
Li Xiao thought for a while, then turned around and burrowed into the grass not far away.
Five or six minutes later, Li Xiao came out with a pile of hay.
Crush the leaves of these dried grasses, and then slowly roll them up with white paper.
The whole process is similar to cigarettes.
Long, long ago, people did not smoke the packaged cigarettes sold in supermarkets, but dry tobacco.
Tobacco requires people to buy some tobacco, and then crush it for rolling.
The cost is low, but the drive is high.
"Is the director rolling cigarettes?"
"Cigarettes have been around for quite some time, and the post-[-]s absolutely don't know what's going on."
"The way the [-] generation smoked."
"No, no, we did the same thing back in the [-]s. After all, we didn't have money to buy cigarettes when we were in school, so we thought of buying tobacco to roll."
In the blink of an eye, Li Xiao rolled one.
Then, I came to the campfire with the Tibetan fox in my arms.
Li Xiao first brought the paper roll close to the campfire, lit one end of it, waited until the broken leaves inside were slowly burning, and then blew out the open flame.
This process is similar to smoking.
But at this moment, a gust of cool wind blew by, and a small piece of broken leaf with sparks floated onto the back of Li Xiao's hand.
Feeling the scalding heat, Li Xiao subconsciously let go of his hand.
Boom!
The paper roll that had just been ignited rolled directly to the ground.
Li Xiao had no choice but to bend down to pick up the scroll.
But as soon as Li Xiao bent down, he saw a small paw with black hair appearing in his sight, and quickly picked up the scroll by himself.
Li Xiao was too familiar with this paw.
Looking up slightly, he saw a very familiar pair of pink SpongeBob shorts.
It was Brother Pingtou who came!
It didn't leave, it may have wandered around early in the morning.
Picking up the scroll, Brother Pingtou came to Li Xiao respectfully.
Because he was wearing shorts, he walked rather funny.
Looking at the flat-headed brother holding a scroll, Li Xiao said out of nowhere, "Brother, would you like a cigarette?"
Is there any big brother in society who doesn't smoke?
Brother Pingtou's reappearance instantly detonated the entire live broadcast room.
"So Xiaopingtou didn't leave? My happiness is back!"
"I can't stop laughing. Brother Pingtou's big social brother has too much aura. I guess when I stand in front of it, I will say the same thing as the director."
"Brother Pingtou: Brother, I don't smoke dry tobacco, I only smoke [-] cigars!"
"Should I say it or not, the guy with the flat head in shorts is so handsome. If he wears a gold necklace around his neck and a pair of sunglasses on his face, he will look even more like a big brother."
"The one with the big gold chain around his neck may also be Wang Baoqiang from Detective Chinatown!"
"Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing!"
There was laughter in the live broadcast room.
But Brother Pingtou looked bewildered, scratching his head with his little paws.
"Yeah!"
Brother Pingtou: Smoking?Who is smoke?I'm going to smoke it!
It has been living in this virgin forest and does not understand what smoking is.
Just like the yellow-browed king in "Magic Phone" came to the real world, he didn't know what a phone call was, and he stretched out his hands to slap and kick.
ps: Thank you qq for reading [Qi] monthly pass!
thank!
(End of this chapter)
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