My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 350 Tailor-made!Shameless game!
While waiting anxiously, more and more herdsmen arrived on horseback.

Gradually, the small venue has accommodated hundreds of people.

These are the contestants.

In addition to these contestants, there is a dense group of herdsmen all around, and they all come to watch the competition.

Too many people make noise.

In an instant, the voices were full of people.

The scene was chaotic, a bit like the market in Li Xiao's village, and more like an unclean public latrine that was attracted by countless flies in summer.

In addition to the noisy sound, there are also various tastes.

Or horse manure.

Or the smell of sweat.

Or grassy.

These flavors mixed together and suddenly became a little indescribable.

Li Xiao really couldn't take it anymore, so he took Xiao Hei to find a secluded place to sit down and rest.

In addition to being unable to bear it himself, Li Xiao was more worried that such a chaotic scene would irritate Guang Fu and Ye Fu who had been coiled on his shoulders.

They are still too small, and it's not good if they accidentally bite someone.

I don't know how long it took, but suddenly, a deafening broadcast sounded from a distance.

The broadcast sounded, and everyone's attention was attracted to them no matter what they were doing.

Li Xiao, who was lying on the grass with his eyes closed, got up slowly and turned his gaze to the source of the radio.

The noisy and chaotic sounds disappeared in an instant, replaced by silence.

The silence seems to have come to the parking lot at midnight.

Immediately afterwards, on a high platform not far away, a bald old man with a white beard and gorgeous clothes appeared, holding a microphone, with a festive face, and a smile like Xiao Hei who saw fat.

"Quiet, everyone please be quiet!"

The bald old man deliberately raised his voice so that it could spread brighter and farther. After making sure that everyone was paying attention to him, he continued: "Thank you all contestants and audience friends for taking time out of their busy schedules to join us. The "shameless" competition is held only once a year in the prairie! Let me explain the entry rules for this competition...!!!"

and many more?

what match?
Shameless game?
Hearing this weird name of the game, Li Xiao was in a state of complete disbelief.

After living for more than [-] years, this is the first time I have heard of this kind of competition.

What is the point of the game?
Also, did the organizer take the wrong medicine or did not take the medicine?

The most important thing is what happened to the herdsmen around, why are they applauding enthusiastically?

Not only Li Xiao was dumbfounded, but the tourists in the live broadcast room were even more dumbfounded.

"Shameless competition? What is the competition? Tear your face?"

"I'll go! I really have learned a lot!"

"Why is this competition held!"

"Whatever, anyway, I want to watch this game as soon as I hear the name. It's better than watching horseback riding, archery and wrestling on the grassland all the time. It's always been those three things, and it's a bit boring."

"That's right! It's like the current online novels, which no longer start to innovate. If any subject matter becomes popular, there will be a lot of it immediately. A website can find at least dozens of books. When express delivery is popular, it's all about express delivery. , If the sign-in is popular, sign in all, eavesdropping is popular, eavesdrop on everything, so-and-so people are popular, all are so-and-so, my head hurts, my brain is buzzing!"

Tourists chattered.

Li Xiao once thought that he had heard wrongly, and slowly turned his head to look at Nilu Baier beside him.

Seeing Nilubair nodding seriously, Li Xiao petrified on the spot.

And Nilu Baier also explained: "In the past, we used to compete in horseback riding, archery and wrestling every year, but after a long time, everyone thought it was meaningless. After all, people here basically know how to ride horseback, archery and wrestling. Whether the champion belongs to the Zhang family or the Li family, there is no suspense at all.

Because of this, fewer and fewer players participate each year.

Later, in order to increase the fun and attract more contestants, there was a shameless competition.

The competition has only been held for one year, and because it is so interesting, it has attracted some investors to invest in it. Therefore, the shameless competition is getting bigger and bigger, and more and more players are participating. "

understood!

Sophisticated for the sake of being funny!
Just like on TV before, there were basically no variety shows, most of them were more serious preaching programs, and the few variety shows might be strange blind dates or dispute resolution.

In recent years, in order to increase entertainment and interest, various variety shows have not been aggressive. There are at least dozens of variety shows to be filmed every year.

In fact, this is also good, at least you can watch variety shows after a tiring day at work, and have fun. There are also many high-quality variety shows, such as "Extreme Challenge", "Longing for Life", "Let's Cross", "Overcoming Thorns" "Brother" and so on.

But this also has great disadvantages.

With the increase of variety shows, many artists no longer want to sing, dance, act and host well, but go on various variety shows every day. The reason is that the shooting time of variety shows is interrupted and the money comes in faster.

In order to continuously satisfy the tastes of various audiences, the plagiarized variety shows are even more layered, and even the scenes of the scenes are directly copied.

Even when Bangzi Guo became popular in a certain TV series, a certain platform immediately customized the variety show "Squid's Victory".

Just when Li Xiao was deeply moved, the bald old man on the simple stage began to explain the rules of the game on his own, regardless of the audience's willingness or unwillingness.

"There are many rules in this competition. Considering the time issue, and also to prevent everyone from waiting too long, I simply summarize it as the following points...

No matter what methods or methods the contestants use, as long as they can do things or behaviors that are neither illegal nor moral, and can highlight their shamelessness, they will be considered successful.

Considering that there are too many shameless people in today's society, and our competition has been held for many years, everyone has been prepared and will definitely think about some shameless things in advance, so it is difficult to decide the winner.For this competition, the investor also specially invited four experienced referees, namely...

The judges will score the performance of the contestants after the performance, and the one with the highest score will win!
Alright, I've said everything I need to say, audience friends, the rules of the game are like this.

It may sound easy. After all, everyone has done shameless things, but it is not easy to win the championship. Our contestants, please don't take it lightly, and must use all your strength to win the championship enthusiastically!
The prizes of this competition are very rich... The champion will receive the following prizes sponsored by investors: 8 yuan in cash, a special guest for next year's shameless competition, a pair of fine jade bracelets, and an honorary certificate! ! ! "

"It's a good game, I like it!"

"Is it too late for me to compete now?"

"It's absolutely too late, why don't we organize a team to compete tomorrow!"

"Anyway, I'm naturally shameless, and I'm bound to win the championship next year!"

"It doesn't matter if it's money or not, anyway, I just like to prove that I'm shameless!"

Listening to the bald old man explaining the rules of the game, not to mention the lack of interest of the surrounding contestants, even the tourists in the live broadcast room were excited, wishing to get Sadako's ability immediately and participate through the screen.

Although this game sounds a little nonsense, it is really exciting.

After all, there are everything, including bonuses, jade bracelets, certificates, etc.

Especially the 8 yuan bonus made Li Xiao's eyes shine.

Li Xiao is not short of money now, and he is not interested in money itself, but if he wins the championship by chance, he can give the bonus, jade bracelets, certificates, etc. to the mother and daughter of Nilu Baier.

After all, Nilubair saved his life, and he spent so many days eating and drinking at other people's houses, and they didn't want any reward, so he happened to use the prize of the champion of this competition to repay.

At first, Li Xiao thought that the organizer of the Shameless Competition just took the wrong medicine, but now after hearing the rules and prizes, his heart has changed a little.

This is obviously not a matter of taking the wrong medicine, it must be shameless!
So much money is used to reward such a shameless competition. Shameless people can't do it at all. The organizers themselves have made clear the theme: Shameless!

At the same time, Li Xiao also understood why Nilu Baier hesitated to say what the name was from the beginning to the end.

You really don't want to say this fucking name, even if you say it, no one will believe it.

It's no wonder that most of the contestants who came to participate were men, and there were not many girls.

After all, girls are relatively shy, so how could they do shameless things in public.

Even if it can be done, what if other players do shameless things to themselves?
This competition is specially prepared for those who are socially obsessed!
"I will win the championship, and all the prizes will belong to you!"

When he heard the name of the competition, Li Xiao didn't want to participate, but now, Li Xiao said to Nilu very seriously.

Although the game was a bit sandy, it did not affect his spirit of seeking knowledge and learning.

What's more, Li Xiao, as a senior netizen in this century, has been in various social networking software all year round, talking, flirting, flirting, anti-routine, all kinds of shameless things have been clearly remembered by him.

As long as he wants, he can be shameless anytime, anywhere!
Li Xiao didn't plan to go shopping immediately, because the real one always has a humble and studious heart.

He wants to stay and observe and learn first.

Humble, studious, handsome, unrestrained, smart, with a lot of special skills, exuding a fascinating charm all the time... These are the true portrayals of him, Mr. Li.

(second only to the author Jun)! ! !
"Director, don't put so much pressure on you, just play casually for the first time."

Nilu Baier didn't take Li Xiao's seriousness seriously. After all, it's the first time to come here, and the most important thing is to have fun, and said: "Last year's champion did something shameless."

"What? Let's hear it!"

Li Xiao's eyes were shining brightly, like a good student who wanted to study hard.

"He kissed a horse in front of all the contestants and spectators..."

Nilu Baier seemed to be unable to continue, and his voice became lower and lower.

"Where? Pi ass?"

"no no!"

An image flashed in Li Xiao's mind, and he asked, "Is that a stallion or a mare?"

"Of course it's the mother's!"

After speaking, Nilubair's shy face was already flushed, and he couldn't help covering his face with his hands.

"Brilliant!"

"This is a ruthless person!"

"Is this shameless? This is clearly a reward!"

"Don't come to the competition to eat and drink!"

"What is this? I read a news a few days ago. In India, two or three guys actually forcibly"

"Hey!!! This world is too crazy, I'm so ignorant!"

When Nilu Baier finished speaking, the tourists in the live broadcast room were already shocked.

But Li Xiao had a calm face.

It is indeed remarkable to dare to do the above-mentioned things, and you really have to be shameless to get out, but that's all.

Because as far as Li Xiao knew, Ao Pang even kissed the ass of a donkey!
When Yao Ming first arrived in the United States, because he hadn't fully adapted and his overall condition was not very good, he was ridiculed by Ao Fat on the show, saying that if Yao Ming could get as many points as possible, he would kiss the donkey's pi.

Yao Ming worked very hard and was very competitive. Through non-stop training, he quickly adapted to the rhythm of the game at that time, and also knew all kinds of coordination. Naturally, he slapped Ao Pang in the face hard.

Ao Pang is also a man, daring to act, he immediately led a donkey on the show, and kissed the donkey's ass in public.

This incident also made Ao Pang start to look at Yao Ming with admiration. Afterwards, he turned the fight into friendship and became a good friend!
……

While Li Xiao was chatting with Nilu Baier, the progress of the game had already drawn closer.

As the referee's whistle sounded, the contestants rubbed their shoulders and began to walk into the field, starting their own shameless behavior.

Starting from number one, contestants came onto the stage one after another.

First introduce yourself, then show your talents and show off your shamelessness.

As expected of a shameless competition, every minute and every second of the whole process was extremely exciting.

But all the contestants on the field performed in a variety of ways.

After all, for this game, some of them racked their brains for several months, or even more than half a year.

After playing, Some Jing stepped forward and even slapped the referee.

Some have a clear goal and even use facial cleanser to wash the hair of the bald old man in charge of the host.

Some were even more frantic, and went so far as to pull the referee's pants, revealing the referee's underpants.

Fortunately, the referee was prepared and wore pants inside. If he didn't wear them, the scene would be completely out of control.

In short, everything that should be there is everything.

Although it was a little hurtful to do so, it was really interesting, and it made the audience around burst into laughter.

Perhaps it was expected that these contestants would do all kinds of unexpected things, so both the referee and the bald old man had good psychological quality and remained indifferent, allowing these contestants to mess around.

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