My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 360: The Strictly Controlled Budgerigar!

Although salamanders are poisonous, they are easy to catch.

Just don't touch its skin.

Li Xiao casually took out a plastic bag from his pocket, swung it lightly in the pool, and put the salamander in the bag.

Being attacked suddenly, the salamander panicked and ran around in the bag, a little at a loss.

"Don't panic, I'll take you to a more secluded place that is more suitable for your life."

Li Xiao comforted softly.

I don't know if the salamander understood, or if he felt the kindness of Li Xiao, but he really didn't go on the rampage, but stayed in his pocket obediently.

His eyeballs rolled around, and he looked curiously through the plastic bag at this colorful world that he had never been to before.

Along the way, Li Xiao's pace kept accelerating.

Because salamanders are nocturnal, disturbing it now will inevitably make it a little uncomfortable.

Soon, Li Xiao returned to the zoo.

As soon as he arrived at the gate of the zoo, Li Xiao saw two budgerigars.

One is his own Zhao Si.

The other one was raised by Tao Yaoyao, whose name was Yue Yue.

This was what Tao Yaoyao told Li Xiao during dinner last night.

Budgies Zhao Si and Yue Yue stood on the gate of the zoo. Whenever a visitor entered, they would yell obediently together: "Welcome."

And when a tourist leaves, they will add a sentence: "Welcome to come again next time!"

This has never been done before.

After all, the Zhao Si that Li Xiao saw before was very naughty and fierce.

It seems that during his absence, he trained Zhao Si well.

Li Xiao was very satisfied with this, and walked towards the zoo contentedly.

But when Li Xiao just stepped into the zoo, although Zhao Si still opened his mouth, it was completely different from what he vomited before.

"Big idiot!"

"Fuck! Who are you scolding?"

Li Xiao froze, the corners of his mouth twitching.

Zhao Si didn't answer Li Xiao, but looked straight at Li Xiao, and said word by word: "Big! Stupid! Forceful!"

"It's over, it's over, Zhao Si rebelled!"

"Director, can you bear this? If it were me, I would definitely not be able to bear it!"

"Ollie, it's over, bang bang is two punches!"

"If you don't beat me for one day, I will feel uncomfortable all over. If you don't beat me for three days, I will go to the house to expose the tiles!"

"Just now I heard Zhao Si shouting welcome, I thought Zhao Si had changed his sex, but now I can be sure, it is still the same as before."

"Treat the tourists with a smile, treat the owner with a sweet mouth, this budgerigar is definitely close!"

"Isn't this just us in reality? Sometimes we will show our temper to our closest family members, but we will be polite to strangers."

The tourists in the live broadcast room didn't think it was a big deal, and they fanned the flames one after another.

I hope Li Xiao staged a "human-parrot war"!
To be honest, Li Xiao really wanted to do it.

But at this moment...

Snapped!
Yue Yuepai flew over with wings, waved his wings, and slapped Zhao Si hard on the head.

Although this sound cannot be said to be particularly crisp and loud, it is at least full of strength.

Because Li Xiao saw the slap with his own eyes, Zhao Si's head shook violently.

Looking at Yue Yue again, he said: "You are Zhao Si's master, please don't bother with him.

Because you didn't go to look for it immediately when you came back last night, it was a little jealous and angry, so it was just spouting and cursing. "

It was the first time that Li Xiao and Tao Yaoyao had met this budgerigar, maybe it was to make a good impression on Li Xiao, the owner of the zoo, and it was not polite.

"I see!"

Li Xiao nodded understandingly, suddenly thought of something, and asked in doubt: "I haven't met you since I came back yesterday and I wandered around the zoo this morning. Where have you been?"

"I'm new here, and Zhao Si has been taking me around recently to familiarize myself with the environment."

"Then who asked you to be doormen at the gate of the zoo?"

Li Xiao asked again.

"Sister Peach!"

Yue Yue replied: "My sister said that if we behave well, we will be given extra meals every day. We have been working here for a week."

Look at the parrots raised by others, how smart and polite they are, they call their masters sisters.

Look at the parrot I raised again, full of swear words, and even scolded myself for being too big!stupid!force!
They are all parrots too, why is there such a big difference in being a parrot?

The more Li Xiao looked at Yue Yue, the more he liked him, he stretched out his hand to stroke it lightly, and said: "You call Tao Yaoyao your sister, then you will call me brother from now on, it will be more affectionate.

Just as Tao Yaoyao arranged, you are here to welcome tourists every day. If you perform well, not only will you have extra meals, but as long as you want to eat any snacks, I will get them for you as soon as possible.

However, you also have to do me a small favor, that is, help me keep an eye on Zhao Si, this guy has a bad mouth, so don't let him scold him. "

"O! K!"

Yue Yue answered very happily.

He raised his right paw humanly and made an 'ok' gesture.

No, for it, it should be foot gestures.

"Then I'll go to work first, and you guys should be good here."

Li Xiao waved his hand, turned and walked into the zoo.

During the communication between Li Xiao and Yue Yue, Zhao Si did not speak the whole time.

Not only did she not speak, but she also lowered her head, like a wronged little daughter-in-law.

Li Xiao finally understood that this guy is a 'strict wife'.

Of course, to put it nicely, it means respecting your wife, loving your wife, and loving your wife.

He is arrogant in front of others, like a tiger, but he becomes obedient in front of his wife, like a cute cat.

In the live broadcast room, the tourists were also filled with emotion.

"One thing falls one thing!"

"Retribution! Who would have thought that Zhao Si, who is usually arrogant and domineering, is actually a henpecked master!"

"How can it be called retribution? It should be Zhao Si's blessing. He is like a spoiled brat and a bully, but he married a well-educated and gentle lady. He really made a lot of money."

"The correct answer to the metaphor upstairs, that brat Zhao Si has earned it!"

"Hey! It's a pity, Zhao Si has found a girlfriend, but the principal is still single."

"Two orioles singing green willows, the director doesn't have a girlfriend, the ones downstairs keep up."

"Two orioles sing green willows, and the director has no girlfriend."

……

Li Xiao was puzzled and even more puzzled.

These tourists were obviously lamenting why Zhao Si suddenly started to 'attack' himself in the end.

What's wrong with not having a girlfriend?
Neither did Hu Ge.

Neither did Peng Yuyan.

They are not in a hurry, and neither is the principal!
Li Xiao didn't bother to talk to the group of 'personal attacks' guys in the live broadcast room, so he quickly came to the monkey garden with a plastic bag.

Along the way, he had already considered a home for the salamander.

Over there is the Monkey Park.

I built a water curtain cave in the monkey garden, and King Jiji, the king of the monkey group, lived in it.

This is known to all.

However, there is one thing that only Li Xiao knows.

That is, deep inside the Water Curtain Cave, there is a small cave.

The reason why a small cave was built was because Li Xiao was worried that King Jiji, as a great king, would sometimes be very beastly, and would do some indescribable bad things with some female monkeys from time to time, thus creating baby monkeys, and this small cave is Leave it to the little monkeys to live in.

Inside the small cave, there is a small pool of water.

It's secluded enough that no humans or monkeys will break in.

The environment is better, darker and more humid, especially suitable for salamanders to live.

In this way, Li Xiao arranged the salamander in the water pool of Shuilian Cave.

Faced with this new neighbor who arrived suddenly, King Jiji naturally couldn't bear it.

As the king of monkeys, how can he live with other animals?
In this regard, King Jiji jumped up and down anxiously, gesticulating in animal language non-stop: I am the king!I am the king!How can I live with other animals, I want to live alone!What's more, that animal looks like an ugly lizard, lowering my taste and quality of life!

"You still have taste and quality of life?"

Li Xiao rolled his eyes and asked back: "You don't take Xiong Da and Xiong Er to sneak away from the animals, and go to the villagers' homes down the mountain to steal underwear!"

King Gigi: I don't care I don't care!I want to live alone!

King Jiji looked like a girl and started to act like a baby.

Li Xiao said calmly, "Impossible!"

King Jiji: If you don't let me live alone, I will secretly play with that ugly lizard while you are away!
Facing the indifferent Li Xiao, King Jiji stopped acting coquettishly, and even started to threaten Li Xiao.

Unexpectedly, Li Xiao's attitude was even tougher, with a stern face, and he said seriously: "You can bully the newt! But, I want to remind you kindly, they are first-class protected animals, and you have nothing to do with protected animals. Above, if you dare to bully it, you just wait for legal sanctions."

King Gigi: I...

Facing the level suppression, King Jiji suddenly had nothing to say and became helpless.

Li Xiao was even more ruthless, and added: "The reason why the salamanders live in Shuilian Cave is another very important reason, mainly because I want you to help take care of the salamanders.

In fact, there is no need for special care, because salamanders like to be quiet, you just need to go in every few days to see if the salamander is still there and whether it is in good health. "

When Li Xiao finished speaking, King Jiji's face suddenly became ugly.

Those who don't know think that others owe it hundreds of millions.

At first, King Jiji thought that Li Xiao was just talking, but after observing carefully for a minute, King Jiji, who was sure that Li Xiao was not joking, not only became ugly, but also became ferocious.

In the next second, King Jiji lay on the ground crying and howling, gesticulating in sign language.

King Jiji: Is there still a reason?What about the law?They are also animals, just because I am not protecting animals, but I still have to take care of that ugly lizard, I am heartbroken, it has been broken into pieces, I am sad, I am sad, you have lost your true self king.

Don't forget, this king is still the king of the monkey group. Have you ever seen any king who works for others and serves others?
King Jiji's movement was too loud, and immediately attracted the surrounding monkeys and tourists to watch.

Some monkeys who were obedient to King Jiji even crept up and surrounded him and helped King Jiji up from the ground.

"Calm down! Stop crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself!"

Li Xiao stood where he was, without changing his face, without any psychological fluctuations, and continued: "If you follow my request, not only will you be rewarded with some fresh fruits for every meal every day, but every monkey in the monkey group will Also available.

As a king, you contributed to the entire monkey group at that time! "

As soon as the words came out, King Jiji stopped crying and made a fuss immediately, and became quiet, his eyes rolled around cunningly, not knowing what he was thinking about.

This is a good sign.

It shows that King Jiji has hesitated, and it is thinking about it.

Li Xiao hurriedly continued: "Apart from these, I plan to buy some animals these two days to enrich the whole zoo.

But after I observed it, the whole monkey group in the zoo seems to be full of yang and yin, and there are relatively few female monkeys, and they are not good-looking, so I decided to buy more good-looking female monkeys. "

As soon as Li Xiao finished speaking, King Jiji rushed to Li Xiao.

He looked at Li Xiao sincerely.

His complexion changed as quickly as some girls.

King Jiji gestured in sign language: Director, you can rest assured to give me the salamander, I will definitely take care of it!As long as I'm here, I won't let it suffer any harm, not even a hair will fall off!

King Jiji was moved.

In fact, as a king, he also wants to have indescribable love stories with some female monkeys, but as Li Xiao said, there are too few female monkeys in the monkey group, and they are not good-looking, so King Jiji becomes Without any desire, have not had sex with a female monkey so far.

There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, so why look for them around you, the quantity is not much, not to mention the quality is not good.

This is the key issue that hinders the love story of King Jiji.

Of course, part of the reason is that it is too naughty, always thinking of all kinds of pranks.

"The salamander has no hair at all!"

Li Xiao complained angrily, and said: "However, for the sake of your sincerity, I will leave the salamander to you with confidence.

There are so many animals in the zoo, but I chose you, you must not disappoint my trust! "

King Gigi: Don't worry!Although this king is naughty, he is very responsible!

This guy is quite self-aware.

Li Xiao pursed his lips in relief, turned and left.

And King Jiji did not forget to wave goodbye and sign language: Director, go slowly!If there is anything to protect animals in the future, you can continue to give it to me with confidence, my king can give them enough sense of security!

At this moment, King Jiji's face is like you went to a 4S shop, bought a car with full price, or went to buy a house, bought a suite with full price, and instantly won everyone's smile.

Even if you are about to leave, they will greet you with a smile on your face, and even ask you about your health.

Some female employees even try to secretly add your WeChat, and have something to do with you.

Until Li Xiao completely disappeared from sight, King Jiji still kept smiling and waved goodbye.

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