My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 91 Xiao Hei: Are you teaching me how to do things?
Hey!
Hey!
Two graceful women walked in high heels.

Wearing a red tun skirt.

The head is covered with golden yellow wavy hair, commonly known as: instant noodle head.

I don’t know if it’s herniated discs in the waist, just like the girls in Douyin’s short video, they always stick their butts out when they walk and look at people with their ass eyes.

Every move is quite attractive.

"Are there still girls eating at roadside stalls?"

"Aren't the girls in the street interviews on Douyin all starting with at least five figures a month's living expenses, and never eat from roadside stalls?"

"Is this the legendary celebrity?"

"Don't say it's a bit similar, especially the car these two drive, it looks like it was put together."

"I don't know if I can find the resources of these two girls in Madou."

"Madou? Sorry, UC is the eternal god!"

In the live broadcast room, tourists with vicious eyes have already seen through the true identities of the two girls.

I don't know if they are real ladies, anyway, their thighs are really long and their skin is really white.

The skirts they were wearing were not serious at first glance.

The lower body only reaches the thigh area.

There is also a big V on the chest of the upper body.

It's not completely summer, they just wear it like this, it seems that they are very angry, especially in the long lonely night, it will be even hotter!
As the two girls approached, the eyes of many men on the street were attracted.

Even Xiao Hei couldn't help drooling.

Oh my god, this skirt is so white!

The two girls ordered some food and sat at the table opposite Li Xiao.

Suddenly, the two girls noticed Xiao Hei, maybe because they were bored, they waved their hands and greeted Xiao Hei.

Xiao Hei was already attracted, seeing two girls calling him, he couldn't wait to jump over.

Li Xiao kindly reminded: "Be careful, this dog is not good."

"I look pretty good, and I look so cute."

"Yes, yes, you are really talking nonsense, don't you want us to tease your puppy, why is a big man so stingy?"

The two girls said nothing at all.

One of them even added a small piece of meat, forced it into Xiao Hei's mouth, and said, "Hey, eat meat."

Can……

Xiao Hei was unmoved.

Not only did he not chew, but he also glanced at Li Xiao who was being scolded. In the next second, his left front leg suddenly lifted up, and he slapped hard.

Whoa!
With too much force, the bowl of soup in front of the woman was knocked over.

The soup spilled directly on the two women.

"Wang Wang!"

Xiao Hei looked at the two women with eyes full of wisdom, and barked softly.

Xiao Hei: Woman, dare to scold the master of this dog king, are you trying to die?Also, don’t teach me how to do things. I am willing to come to you because I think highly of you. It’s not your turn to teach me how to do things. I eat whatever I want, and I just turn over the table if I don’t want to, understand?

Although he is a dog, Xiao Hei also has an attitude and principles!
Insulting Li Xiao, it is the first to disagree!

And as the king of dogs in the village, he always likes to take the initiative, but he doesn't like to be passive, and he is forced to be fed by a woman!

"what!!!"

The two women couldn't help screaming loudly.

When I heard it, I thought it was a police siren, and it was more like boiling water about to explode.

Li Xiao shook his head helplessly, and said, "If you don't listen to the handsome guy, you will be at a disadvantage!"

Chen Xingyu stared at it for a moment, secretly thankful that he didn't force-feed Xiao Hei just now, otherwise he must have ended up like this.

"Who did Xiao Hei learn how to lift the table, Brother Crow?"

"Brother Crow: Who the hell called me, I'll treat you to dinner tonight!"

"I'm liking Xiao Hei more and more. I absolutely don't allow outsiders to insult my master, or I will fight immediately! Unlike my dog, I pretended to be dizzy once, and it came up and kicked me, shit!"

"Xiao Hei from the Serious Crime Team: Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"Uncle Da: I am familiar with this plot!"

The tourists were all shown off by Xiao Hei's operation and worshiped him one after another.

At this time, Li Xiao had just finished eating, and said: "We can go now!" "Wait! Stop!"

"This is your dog, right? Lose money, you have to lose money, do you know how much we rented for this suit? No, it's how much it cost!"

The two girls didn't care about their appearance, and walked over cursingly.

Accidentally, she even slipped her mouth. It seems that they are really famous ladies.

Although they were not bitten by Xiao Hei, at this moment, they really looked like mad dogs, and they didn't have the wind when they first appeared on the stage.

Originally, Li Xiao wanted to pay for the meal for the two women in order to express his apology, but seeing their attitude, he simply shrugged his shoulders and said rascally: "You are the one who wants to feed my dog. What made me lose money?"

"You must have ordered your dog to do this!"

"What's the benefit of me doing this?"

"You think we are good-looking and have a good figure, so you want to embarrass us!"

The two women were aggressive, their faces were red and their necks were thick, and they were spitting stars flying all over the place.

Girls' minds are really amazing!
Li Xiao glanced lightly at the breasts of the two women.

amount……

how to say.

See their boobs.

Li Xiao had already guessed their names.

They must be Chen Yuanyuan's cousin Chen Bianbian in "The Deer and Ding Tale".

The jujube steamed buns of other girls are also from the Wangzai brand.

But they are pancakes!
Even if the big V is exposed, there is no gully.

That's it?

Where did he have the face to say that he wanted to see them embarrassing?
Even if you are embarrassed, what can you see? What does the airport runway look like?
"I said flat..."

"Who are you calling flat?"

"That's mediocre?"

"You are flat, my name is Yuanyuan, her name is Bobo!"

"..."

Li Xiao's face was full of black lines.

Are people's names so inconsistent with their looks or figures these days?

"Bobo, Yuanyuan, let's each take a step back. I'll pay you for the meal, so forget it, how about it?"

Li Xiao was still broadcasting live and wanted to go home early, but he didn't want to get entangled with them.

"No! We just bought this dress today! You have to pay for it!"

"It's only a few dollars for a meal, and our clothes cost [-] yuan!"

The two women were tough.

"Let's be reasonable, okay, you guys seduced my dog ​​first."

"It was your dog who seduced us first!"

"Could it be that it waved its claws, called you in front of it, and forced the meat into your mouths to seduce you?"

"It's so handsome and cute, it's attractive, it's just to seduce us, that's why I teased it, so, you have to pay for this dress!"

The two women spoke plausibly.

"..."

Li Xiao was speechless again.

Sure enough, don't reason with women!
Confucius and his elders are sincere and do not deceive me, women and villains are difficult to raise!

The two women stopped Li Xiao, one on the left and the other on the right, and said in unison: "The two clothes cost 10 yuan in total. Hurry up and pay, or you are not allowed to leave without paying!"

(End of this chapter)