I'm not a big star

Chapter 201 Which buddy released the poisonous gas! (Second more)
(PS: The second update, maybe, I am a useless horse...)
Jiang Xiaoyu is a miraculous person. The moment she pressed her fingers on her waist, Chu Qing felt unprecedented pain. But when the pain passed, Chu Qing felt a burst of numbness and heat waves coming from her waist. Then when he moved his body, he found that his waist had miraculously recovered.Although there is still a little discomfort, it does not affect my activities...

"How is it? I squeezed your acupoints to make the blood in your waist start to circulate. After the circulation, do you feel that your waist is similar to before?" Jiang Xiaoyu saw Chu Qing's cute and silly expression Show a little smug smile.

"Xiaoyu, you are amazing." Chu Qing originally thought that Jiang Xiaoyu's proficiency in various languages ​​was already shocking, but he didn't expect Jiang Xiaoyu to be able to massage, and seeing Jiang Xiaoyu's technique, he found that Jiang Xiaoyu The method is very skilled.

"These are just side paths. How about it, is your waist comfortable?"

"Comfortable."

"Then keep practicing."

"Still practicing?" Chu Qing was a little scared, one movement made him like this, and another movement, can he bear it?
I might be paralyzed.

"Brother Qing, don't look at me like that. Although today is your first day of exercising, you still have to finish this set of exercises with me. After all, Brother Qing, your current body is not the body of a child of a certain age. The foundation is also quite poor, and it will cost a lot to change." Jiang Xiaoyu looked at Chu Qing's speechless expression, and made a serious gesture to signal Chu Qing to continue learning.

Seeing Jiang Xiaoyu's sunny and lovely face, Chu Qing gritted his teeth and continued to learn from Jiang Xiaoyu.

However, every movement Chu Qing felt a little bit of rubbing sound between the bones and bones, and every movement was so painful...

A few minutes later, this set of postures was finally done, and Chu Qing felt that it was as difficult as running up to the [-]th floor with three bags of cement.

He finally couldn't take it anymore, panting heavily and sat on the stone bench next to the playground with great difficulty, like an old dog who didn't want to move.

When he moved a little, he felt the muscles all over his body ached, and he gritted his teeth in pain.

"Brother Qing, although the posture is not quite standard, it's not bad for you. Here..." Jiang Xiaoyu turned around and looked at Chu Qing, then nodded with satisfaction, and then took out the bag from the backpack on the ground. He took out a bottle of unlabeled water and handed it to Chu Qing.

"what is this……"

At first Chu Qing thought the bottle was a drink, but she just got a little hungry and unscrewed the cap to take a sip.But at the moment of this mouthful, Chu Qing spit out instantly, he felt his lips, tongue, throat, and even his stomach were extremely bitter.

He originally thought that bitter gourd was considered bitter, but after drinking this drink, he realized that bitter gourd is really not bitter, and it is nothing compared to this thing.

It was so bitter that he even forgot the pain in his whole body...

"Brother Qing, after exercising, you have to drink a bottle every day. This is a traditional Chinese medicine that I have figured out. It can expel excess toxins from your body. Don't forget, I am certified by a nutritionist. I am a professional nutritionist. Master!" Jiang Xiaoyu had a premonition that Chu Qing would not get used to this medicine for the first time, so she looked at Chu Qing calmly like a doctor.

"Fuck, do you want another bottle?" Chu Qing stared at the dark liquid in the bottle with wide eyes. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that the liquid seemed very poisonous...

"Brother Qing, this stuff is not poisonous, drink it in one gulp like me." Seeing Chu Qing's suspicious eyes, Jiang Xiaoyu understood what Chu Qing was thinking, she continued to smile and picked up the black thing for an instant Just drink it in one gulp.

After drinking, Jiang Xiaoyu's face was full of satisfaction.

"..." Chu Qing stared at the thing in his hand again, and then looked at the satisfied expression on Jiang Xiaoyu's face.

He began to suspect that he and Jiang Xiaoyu were not drinking the same thing, but he felt that Jiang Xiaoyu would not lie to him.

She can drink it, why can't I, a big man, drink it?

After hesitating for a while, he finally picked up the dark thing and poured it down in one gulp. Even Jiang Xiaoyu is not afraid, so why should he be afraid?

After drinking it in one gulp, Chu Qing felt her stomach twitch in an instant, her whole body was filled with unprecedented bitterness, and even tears flowed from her eyes...

This thing is really uncomfortable.

Jiang Xiaoyu stood beside Chu Qing and looked at Chu Qing seriously, as if he couldn't let go of even a trace of expression on Chu Qing's face.

It seems that he is pondering and studying something.

"Cough, cough..." About a few minutes later, the bitterness on Chu Qing's body finally dissipated a little, but his face was extremely pale, like a serious illness, and he felt a sense of exhaustion.

"Brother Qing, how do you feel?"

"I feel... want to vomit." Maybe it was because the medicine was really strong, Chu Qing's snot flowed out along with tears unstoppably.

"Brother Qing, you must not vomit. Let the medicine evaporate all over your body. After the medicine evaporates, you will know the benefits of the medicine." Jiang Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes and continued to show a bright smile.

"How long?" My stomach began to churn, my intestines gurgled, and even my internal organs seemed to be poisoned by this thing and danced continuously, as if my whole body was tossed and collapsed by this thing.

"This thing varies from person to person, oh, yes, Brother Qing, take this thing." Jiang Xiaoyu turned around and took out a pack of napkins from his bag and handed it to Chu Qing.

"Wipe your nose? One is enough for me." Chu Qing took out one to wipe his nose.

"No, no, Brother Qing, it's not to wipe away tears, if one is not enough, at least one pack is needed."

"Why one packet? I won't bleed anymore..." Just after Chu Qing finished asking, Chu Qing suddenly found that her intestines suddenly became overwhelming, and her stomach hurt instantly...

"Brother Qing, the bathroom is there, hurry over there now." Jiang Xiaoyu pointed to the other side with a satisfied smile.

"Damn it." Chu Qing would rush to the bathroom without Jiang Xiaoyu reminding him. Chu Qing clutched his stomach and rushed to the bathroom not far away like crazy. After running to the bathroom, he just squatted down, closed his eyes and pulled A series of indescribable things happened...

"Grass... which bastard is so stinky!"

"Paralysis... I can't take it anymore, who the hell is making it so stinky!"

"Grass... I can't stand it, I can't stand it..."

"This motherfucker is letting out poisonous gas!"

After Chu Qing pulled hard for a few seconds, there was a burst of cursing in an instant, and then several people rushed out of the toilet holding their noses, everyone's expressions seemed to be poisoned by something terrible, and the last one rushed out The person in the picture turned out to be holding up his pants in a disfigured manner, wanting to cry without tears...

Which buddy is this, the poisonous gas is so high.

But the instigator of the poison gas had a relieved expression, completely unaware that he had poisoned everyone in the toilet.

One word.

Cool!
Two words, very cool!

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"The show is about to start. Why hasn't Lu Feng come yet? Xiao Zhang, you should call to remind me." Shen Jiaxun frowned and looked in the guest room. He saw that all the guests had arrived, but Lu Feng didn't Never arrived.

Lu Feng is the singing assistant guest of Bai Youxue's group of students. He had contacted him a few days ago, but the show was about to start in about an hour, but Lu Feng didn't see anyone for a long time.

"Okay." Xiao Zhang is Shen Jiaxun's assistant and one of the people in charge of the planning of The Voice.

Before Lu Feng came here, he realized the seriousness, so he quickly took out his mobile phone and called Lu Feng's manager Zhang Tianze.

No one answered the first few calls at all, but when he made the third call, Zhang Tianze finally answered, but his attitude after answering the phone was a little cold.

It's not at all like the enthusiastic attitude of the previous fortress Lu Feng when he entered the good voice.

Xiao Zhang tolerated the indifferent attitude, but Zhang Tianze's first sentence made Xiao Zhang angry!

"Why didn't Lu Feng come? Lu Feng won't come, I told him to go back."

"What, you actually called Lu Feng back? You were the one who kept in touch at the beginning to get Lu Feng in. Now that the good news is about to start, you actually asked Lu Feng to go back. What do you mean? We signed a contract! You Aren't you afraid of breaking the contract!"

"How much is the liquidated damages? I remember it was 80."

"Yes!"

"Okay, I'll transfer the liquidated damages to your account when I get back. Okay, I'm going to be busy, so don't call again, or something goes wrong when signing the contract, and you can't afford a small plan!"

"Snapped!"

Zhang Tianze was very cold on the other end of the phone, and hung up the phone immediately, without giving Xiao Zhang any chance.

"What's going on?" Shen Jiaxun looked at Xiao Zhang's face trembling with anger on his face, and realized that something had happened.

"Lu Feng broke the contract."

"What, you actually broke the contract!" Shen Jiaxun was taken aback when he heard this, it was the first time he encountered such a situation, "Didn't you tell him that we signed the contract?"

"said!"

"How did she answer?"

"He said that he would directly call us the liquidated damages, and let us stop bothering her, as if he was interrupting the contract." Xiao Zhang was still very angry, "She did it on purpose, shit!"

"..." Shen Jiaxun was extremely angry when he heard this, and even greeted the eighteen generations of Zhang Tianze's ancestors, but then he forced himself to calm down.

"Brother Shen, what should we do?"

"What else can I do, find a way to remedy it!" Shen Jiaxun took a deep breath.

"But how do we find guest singers now? It's too late to contact the stars. Didn't Jiang Feng's group have no guest singers before? How did you come up with such a thing?"

"The main reason is that there was Qing Zi in the last episode and the ratings were very high. This time there is no Qing Zi. The leaders in the station are afraid that the ratings will not increase, so they specially invited a few guests to check the ratings."

"Damn! We've been cheated to death, so what should we do now!"

"What to do, hurry up and find a way."

"Think of a way, think of a way, by the way, Brother Shen...I have an idea now, I don't know if I should say it or not?"

"Hurry up and let the fart go!"

"Why don't we just ask Qingzi to come over as a singing guest?"

"Fuck, how can this be, Qingzi is a student with a good voice! Why don't you let him be a guest, the guests are all big-name singers!"

"What if Qingzi is asked to wear a mask? Can you create a sense of mystery? Wait until the last moment to reveal."

"Mystery?"

"Yes, how about we wait until the results are announced to reveal that it is Qingzi? Then when we have the next instructor assessment, let Jiang Feng's students wear masks and mix in with the guest singers? Then we will intersperse a guest who guesses the mask Whose show is it!"

"Fuck, your idea is really creative, what are you still doing, hurry up and call."

"it is good!"

(End of this chapter)