I'm not a big star

Chapter 246
(Second update, cultivating immortals? Immortal cultivating does not exist)

"Yeah, I have the Great Shift of the Universe, the Nine Suns Divine Art, the Nine Yin Manual, and the Nine Swords of Lonely... Brother Qing, as long as you want martial arts skills, I have them here. It's amazing!" Jiang Xiaoyu Seeing the ignorant expression on Chu Qing's face, it's so funny that she actually took some of the more high-end and obscure dirty jokes seriously and didn't realize that she was lying to him.

too frightening.

"Fuck, this thing really exists?" Chu Qing stared at Zhao Yinger, as if her world view had been refreshed.

"Yes, it is true, Brother Qing, after your physique reaches a certain level, I will still have the skills of cultivating immortals here, just like those written in fantasy novels, flying with a sword is not a problem!" Jiang Xiaoyu said seriously Looking at Chu Qing, she nodded honestly.

"Nimma..." Chu Qing was deeply shocked, and there was an uproar in her heart!

I have encountered the time travel, so if there is a plot of cultivating immortality and becoming a god, it is acceptable.

At least that's what Chu Qing thought at the time.

Zhao Yinger and Wang Ying glanced at Chu Qing at the same time, only to find that the expression was very serious like an honest man being fooled and limped, including the shock in his eyes that couldn't be concealed, and he even subconsciously grabbed Jiang Xiaoyu's hand , It's like seeing a fairy descending from a third-rate novel about cultivating immortals.

Then Zhao Yinger and Wang Ying looked at each other. If this is Chu Qing's acting skills, then Chu Qing's acting skills are really amazing!
However, I don't know why I always feel that Chu Qing's expression is serious?
Did it really show us?

"Brother Qing, I still have the most basic foundation-building exercises here. As long as you practice according to the exercises, you are guaranteed to be as strong as a cow within three months, as light as a swallow within half a year, and as light as a swallow within one year. You will succeed in building the foundation and become a master. If you are patient, if you persist for another year, you will be able to fly with a sword and soar between heaven and earth. If you persist in practicing for ten years, you will be able to ascend in the daytime and achieve supreme power. It's the kind of power that can slaughter a city with a wave of one's hand!" Jiang Xiaoyu saw Chu Qing cooperate with him so much, he was immediately happy and continued to brag to Chu Qing, anyway, bragging can't pay taxes!
"Fuck, fuck! So awesome, so powerful!" Chu Qing subconsciously lifted the quilt and climbed out of the bed, her face was as shocked as when she saw an airplane for the first time.

Flying with the sword, soaring in the daytime?
This is so mysterious.

Fuck, if I have such an awesome suddenness, how the hell am I still making dime!

"Brother Qing, do you want to practice?" Jiang Xiaoyu smiled brighter.

"You have to practice, you have to practice." Chu Qing nodded, nodding like a cute child.

"puff."

Looking at Chu Qing's lifelike appearance, Wang Ying finally couldn't help her delicate body trembled, covered her mouth and turned to leave: "I'm sorry, I'm going to the toilet..."

"Okay, Brother Qing, you stretch out your hand first, and I'll help you check whether you have talent." Jiang Xiaoyu ignored Wang Ying's departure, but the old god stretched out his hand freely, looking like a fortune teller.

"Oh, oh, oh... good." Chu Qing looked so excited, just like a pure white who got a big opportunity.

"Pfft..."

"I'm sorry, I'm going to the toilet too, I've eaten up my stomach." Zhao Yinger blushed and turned around and left the room as quickly as Wang Ying.

She was so suffocated...

"Brother Qing, tsk tsk, you are amazing, you are a master of cultivating immortals like no other in ten thousand!" Jiang Xiaoyu touched Chu Qing's hand, smiling like a flower, squinting his eyes and continuing to touch it slowly .

"What are you doing?"

"Let me touch it for you, do you have any fairy bones?" Jiang Xiaoyu was very serious and continued to look at Chu Qing with a smile.

"Fairy bone?" Although Chu Qing didn't know what this thing was, she immediately felt taller when she heard the name!
What the hell, is this my chance?

"Yes."

"Oh, good!" Chu Qing nodded.

Jiang Xiaoyu touched Chu Qing's hand, and continued to touch it, holding Chu Qing's hand from time to time like a greasy old driver, it really looked like that.

"Is there?" Chu Qing was full of anticipation!

"Wow, Brother Qing, you are so powerful. You are simply a genius in the world of cultivating immortals. Let alone one year, you can become a role model for me in just one year. In two years, you will definitely ascend to immortality."

"Two years? So fierce?" Chu Qing stared.

"Yes." Jiang Xiaoyu nodded and stood up.

"Um, what are you going to do?"

"Uh, I'm going to the toilet, and I'll help you copy a copy of the Immortal Cultivation Technique. You stay here for a while, and I'll bring you the Immortal Cultivation Technique after you go to the toilet."

"Oh." Chu Qing nodded seriously, looking like a pious person, sitting obediently on the hospital bed.

Then Jiang Xiaoyu walked towards the door.

"Brother Qing, yes, you just sit like this." Just as the door was about to open, Jiang Xiaoyu stopped, his face trembling with sympathy.

"Okay!" Chu Qingmeng nodded.

He was a little excited.

Nima, cultivating immortals, soaring in the daytime, what the hell, this is so fucking awesome.

Am I the main character?
When Jiang Xiaoyu walked out the door and saw Zhao Yinger and Wang Ying, and Wang Ying and Zhao Yinger also stared at Jiang Xiaoyu and the three of them for a few seconds, finally the three of them couldn't hold back anymore and laughed .

"Ha ha!"

"Hahaha, haha!"

"Hahaha."

The three of them laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists and burst into tears. Several doctors walking in the corridor looked at the three of them inexplicably...

Are these three crazy?

"Brother Qing... He, haha, is really easy to deceive, you can believe it all! I will sell him some other day and he will count the money for me."

"Ha ha!"

"Hahaha!"

Chu Qing, who was sitting on the hospital bed, heard the loud laughter outside the room, and suddenly realized that she had been fooled by Jiang Xiaoyu so much that she couldn't find her way...

Cultivation?

I'll go to your paralyzed cultivator!

What the hell, this is the real world, where did the cultivators come from.

I'm so obsessed!

I rely on.

....................................

Chu Qing has a lot of black history from childhood to adulthood, some black history is unbearable to look back on, the kind that gives goosebumps just thinking about it.

After this morning, Chu Qing had one more black history, that is, he was obsessed with cultivating immortals and couldn't extricate himself. This black history has been ruined by Jiang Xiaoyu.

Of course, only Zhao Yinger and the other three knew about this dark history, otherwise Chu Qing would have committed suicide.

Every time Chu Qing thinks about this incident, she feels embarrassed, and even feels annoyed and regretful as if she ate lard and wiped her heart.

How can I be so stupid as to believe this?
In short, in the next few days, whether it is Jiang Xiaoyu, Zhao Yinger, or Wang Ying, when they see Chu Qing, their eyes will be very strange. No matter it is business or private, the three of them will always laugh out loud .

E.g……

"Qingzi, next week's October [-]st is the release date of our Naihe Mountain schedule. I have already prepared the movie tickets. Let's go to the movie theater to watch the premiere together. This movie has our hard work. Take it seriously!" Wang Ying walked into the ward with a haggard face all the time, and after talking with Chu Qing about the company's affairs very seriously, they talked about the next most important part of Yinghui Company, which is Naihe Mountain screening event.

"Next week? Release?" Chu Qing looked at Wang Ying, who was playing with dumbbells next to the ward. After all, lying on the bed for so long made Chu Qing feel that she lacked exercise, lack of exercise is not enough.

"Yes." Wang Ying nodded.

"Oh, yes." Chu Qing smiled seriously.

Seeing Chu Qing's serious expression, and then watching Chu Qing playing with the dumbbells, Wang Ying suddenly thought of something, and her haggard and serious face suddenly became unusually flushed, as if holding back a smile.

"What's wrong?" Qingzi looked at Wang Ying with concern.

"Haha...Qingzi, are you cultivating immortality? I think if you want to cultivate immortality, you need a bigger dumbbell instead of such a small dumbbell. This is not suitable for you, haha!"

"..." Chu Qing's whole face was so full of suffocation that she was about to cry, "Wang Ying, can you please stop mentioning this?"

"No, I can't take it anymore, hahaha!" Wang Ying smiled and bent over.

"..."

E.g……

On the first day after Chu Qing was discharged from the hospital, Zhao Yinger asked her to have dinner with her.

The location is in a high-end restaurant in SH City.

The music in the high-end restaurant is great, and the atmosphere is also very good. Both Zhao Yinger and Chu Qing felt an indescribable sense of joy in each other. Zhao Yinger even planned to upgrade the tone of the relationship. The two kissed and expressed their emotions. Or just put Chu Qing to sleep at night.

But at the critical moment, Chu Qing showed a naive smile...

After seeing Chu Qing's smile, the corners of Zhao Yinger's mouth suddenly twitched, she couldn't take it anymore.

The romantic atmosphere disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"Hahaha, brother Qing... Shall we go to cultivate immortals together tonight?"

"..."

Looking at Zhao Yinger, who kept smiling, Chu Qing was crushed by tens of thousands of horses. She felt that her life was already full of stains and low self-esteem, and it seemed difficult to turn over.

"Is it interesting?" Chu Qing was helpless.

"Hahaha, Qingzi, I...I'm sorry...it's nothing...just...haha, I can't take it anymore." Zhao Yinger laughed until her stomach ached.

"..."

In short, when Chu Qing sees Zhao Yinger and Wang Ying in the next week, the two will inevitably laugh, and they laugh so hard that they can't straighten their waists, while Chu Qing spreads his hands helplessly, and even he doesn't care. Know what's so funny about these guys.

Is it funny?

Where is the joke?
Is it interesting for you to bully me, an honest person?

The days that made Chu Qing feel helpless did not last long and finally came to an end.

Chu Qing was relieved.

Of course, I would like to thank the coming September and thank "Naihe Mountain".

There is one day left until October [-]st.

"Mount Naihe", Chu Qing's first movie after coming to this world, is finally about to be released!Zhao Yinger's "Furong Tent" was also released on the same day. Of course, in addition to these two films, there are many other films such as Li Minghua's "No.30 Lovers Seven Times" and Xu Chaoge's "Changshan Zhao Zilong". There is also a blockbuster movie "Battlefield" with an investment of 5000 million!
No matter from the perspective of publicity, investment funds, channel promotion and theater chains, "Mount Naihe" looks like cannon fodder...

In other words, the cannon fodder is not high enough.

Except for Qingzi's fans, no one is optimistic about "Naihe Mountain".

There are not too many discussions about "Naihe Mountain" on the Internet.

(End of this chapter)