I'm not a big star

Chapter 292 Am I Fucking Sick? (third change)
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As of December 2500rd, the total sales volume of "Qingzi" has reached a crazy and astonishing number of [-] million copies.

After the "Qing Zi" album became popular, all the singers in the entertainment industry were staring at Chu Qing's album. Some keen singers even smelled the revival of rock and roll, and hurriedly started making their rock album to catch the wave of popularity and make a fortune. .

These are all money!

As for Wu Kexing, he is completely cold. As of the early morning of December 300th, his album has only sold [-] million copies. The kind of hit-the-street album of hope and hope.

In many respects, Wu Kexing's rush to the street is very unscientific.

Tianyu Media also made a special analysis of Wu Kexing's hit of the album this time, and got a relatively accurate answer.

Wu Kexing's rush to the street was not because of his lyrics, nor his singing skills, nor was it a problem with any publicity channel. The reason for Wu Kexing's rush to the street was because he met Qingzi.

Yes, I met this monster-like Qingzi who didn't play cards according to common sense.

After getting this answer, the upper management specially instructed the lower management to try to avoid colliding with Chu Qing when Chu Qing releases his album in the future, unless they are very capable and confident, avoid as much as possible.

After all, Chu Qing's popularity is inexplicable.

Wu Kexing was undoubtedly a victim, but Wu Kexing did not continue to be a tragedy from beginning to end, at least he was named.

After Chu Qing's album completely crushed Wu Kexing's album, the major Q dog groups spread everywhere the emoticons cut from Wu Kexing's previous interview video, and all kinds of words were added to make fun of it.

High-spirited interview during album production: What?album?You may not believe it, my album may be every day, Qingzi?How could Qingzi be my opponent? We are not at the same level at all, okay?Bai Youxue?What the hell, I'll kill her in seconds!
Some crazy looks on album release: Fuck, Fuck!Can't even sell my album at a discount?
After the album hit the street, there was some expression on the face of crying but pretending to be strong: I am not wrong, I am indeed not at the same level as Qingzi, am I wrong?Did I say it wrong, did I say it wrong?am I wrong?

This type of emoji spread rapidly, and every time this kind of interview emoji appeared, netizens would laugh with joy. Every time it appeared, netizens would feel that Wu Kexing had a great sense of humor, and felt the pleasure of pretending to be forced and being grassed.

Of course, this kind of fame is also an unexpected gain after Wu Kexing's album hit the market, and it can be regarded as a small hit.

However, Wu Kexing, who has been hiding in Tianyu Company all day and dare not show his face to accept interviews, feels like crying...

He would rather stay in Tianyu Company like this all the time and be a quiet and handsome man than this kind of humorous way of becoming famous...

After all, this way of becoming famous is a bit embarrassing...

When will this day be the end?

..............................

road test.

"Qingzi, you drive slowly, yes, you drive slowly."

"Coach, it's okay. The crash on the field before was purely accidental. I'm familiar with this car now. It really doesn't matter. Coach, what are you doing? You don't have to pull the door handle like this. Aren't you tired of stepping on the brake all the time?" ?”

"Qingzi, it's okay and not tired, you drive as I said, yes, slow down, don't overtake, don't, don't overtake!"

"Coach, have you been eating dirt behind this car? Besides, there is no solid yellow line in front, so you can overtake."

"Qingzi, calm down, don't worry."

"Coach, it's okay, trust my skills!"

"Damn it, Qingzi, you..."

After a wave of overtaking...

"Did you see the coach, I think my skills are pretty good, and I surpassed it in one fell swoop."

"..."

"Qingzi, can you hold on tight?"

"Well, okay, I have always been very stable in driving, and I am really different from when I first got into the car." Chu Qing looked at the car in front of him, and turned the steering wheel slightly again.

"Qingzi, what are you doing?"

"Continue to overtake, how can I follow behind the big truck in front, I can't even see the sight ahead."

"That's a big truck. Slow down and let him finish first? We're not in a hurry." Chu Dajiang suddenly grabbed the seat belt with one hand, and hung the handle of the co-pilot with the other...

"Coach, I can't follow behind. I can't see the front line of sight all the time, which makes me feel really insecure..."

"Don't overtake, shit!"

Chu Dajiang felt that after teaching Qingzi, he could consider retiring from a promising career as a coach.

Chu Dajiang sometimes feels that he is also very strange.

When I was teaching other celebrities how to drive, I still felt at ease, and even leisurely took out my mobile phone to browse Weibo to take pictures of these little stars to ask for a wave of attention, but when Chu Qing was practicing driving, Chu Dajiang felt that My own heart can't be stabilized no matter what.

He even raised his heart to his throat, and felt that his life was in danger at any time.

After all, it's the road now, not the field, and there are all kinds of cars everywhere!
Although Chu Qing drove fairly steadily and had no major problems, Chu Dajiang kept staring at the front.

He doesn't worry about anything else now, what worries Chu Qing the most is seeing the big truck KAMAZ in front of him, put it in gear and lift the accelerator to overtake without a word.

Big trucks and KAMAZ are not other cars. If you come with a big truck or KAMAZ, Chu Dajiang feels that he basically won't have to pass this year.

However, Chu Qing didn't have such a sense of security. When he saw the big truck and KAMAZ, he wanted to go up there...

The good name is, I don’t want to eat dirt behind!
Chu Dajiang tried to step on the brake several times to stop Chu Qing's crazy and almost dangerous behavior, but he hesitated a little bit, and after such a little bit of hesitation, Chu Qing turned the steering wheel decisively and continued. overtake.

After driving for a lap, Chu Qing stretched and handed a bottle of mineral water to Chu Dajiang who was still in shock.

"Coach, how are you?"

"It's okay, it's okay... Huh." Chu Dajiang felt like he was alive after a catastrophe. Although Chu Qing was overtaking cars along the way, the victory was that Chu Qing was very stable and did not have any other car accidents that he imagined. .

If there is a car accident...

Chu Dajiang didn't dare to think about it.

"Well, I also feel that I am in a good state today." Chu Qing nodded, remembering the fear when he was driving for the first time and the sense of proficiency in driving now, Chu Qing felt a sense of accomplishment.

After all, I didn't even know how to turn the steering wheel the first time, and I always stepped on the wrong accelerator and brake.

"Are you still practicing?" Chu Dajiang finally felt more comfortable with the shock in his heart after drinking a bottle of mineral water and looked at Chu Qing.

"Let's run around again."

"Well, let's go to a more open place to practice this time. After all, this place has a lot of traffic and other places have less traffic, so it's better to practice." Although it is more comfortable to be shocked, Chu Dajiang has a little sense of insecurity.

"En, good." Chu Qing nodded, and got into the car with Chu Dajiang again.

When the car started again and Chu Qing drove steadily, Chu Dajiang heaved a long sigh of relief.

There is an empty road next to it, and the traffic volume is getting less and less, and judging by Chu Qing's appearance, the car is really driving steadily.

That should be fine.

Chu Dajiang and Chu Qing, who were relieved, started chatting.

"Qingzi, what are you going to do next?"

"Next?"

"Now that your new album is so popular, have you considered holding a concert with this wave of popularity? I can guarantee that your concert will definitely become popular."

"I didn't think about it, I plan to rest for a while." Chu Qing shook his head.

"Rest? Now that you are in full bloom, why do you have such an idea? A big star like you shouldn't consolidate your popularity and attack the first-tier stars in China. If you hit the first-line, you can break out of China?" Chu Dajiang thinks that Chu Qing is very different. Generally, a star like Chu Qing is quite ambitious, and his eyes must be on the vast market outside China, right?But looking at Chu Qing's appearance, it seems that he is completely useless.

"I haven't thought about it, what do I want to do so far... Now the key is to get a driver's license, buy a car and drive..." Chu Qing turned his head and glanced at Chu Dajiang, his expression was very serious, not like lying.

"Um, Qingzi, don't you have a plan? If you... Fuck, Qingzi, hurry up! Turn the steering wheel immediately."

"What, steering wheel? Understood."

"You turned in the wrong direction, right, right!" Chu Dajiang looked at the ditch in front of him, and immediately slammed on the brakes, but the problem was that the speed of the car was a bit fast, so he didn't slam on the brakes at all.

"Okay!" Chu Qing calmly stared at the ditch ahead that was getting older and closer, but her mind turned the steering wheel subconsciously!
"No, it's to the left! Hit to the left!" Chu Dajiang shouted!

"Oh!"

Following the violent shock of the coach car, the coach car crashed into the stone pillar beside the ditch, knocking the front cover until it smoked.

"..." Chu Dajiang felt that his heart had also been hit, and subconsciously took a deep breath.

"Coach, this... seems to have crashed again." Chu Qing got off the car embarrassedly and looked at the smoking front.

"Qingzi...how about...how about practicing after the new year?" Chu Dajiang held back for a long time and finally choked out such a sentence.

He felt that if Chu Qing got off the train again, the trainer's car would be ruined.

"..." Chu Qing was silent for a while, then looked at Chu Dajiang again, "Will you give me another chance? I promise next time, yes, I will definitely not do this next time."

"Qingzi...I really want to save my life for the new year, you...have mercy on me?" Chu Dajiang took a deep breath, if he bumped into Kamas instead of the pillar of the ditch just now, then... …

"Coach, you're a little harsh on what you said. This was really an accident, and didn't you say that it's normal for a student to get scratched in an accident? You should be tolerant of such a little accident for a student. Besides, the car repairer I will cover the expenses..." Chu Qing generously pointed to the smoking front cover.

He has money in his card now!
It is still possible to repair a car or something.

This feeling of being a big money is very comfortable.

"..." But the coach Chu Dajiang really wanted to slap himself so hard that even his mother didn't recognize him.

Is it normal for students to have accidents?

Why the hell did he say that in the first place?

Am I sick? Me!

(End of this chapter)