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Chapter 212 Am I Too Awesome? 【Second update】

Staring at the deer whip that was stuffed into her arms by the elder sister, Yu Zhile quickly handed it back and said, "No way! I can't accept this, and I don't look like someone who needs this!"

The eldest sister was about to leave with her son in her arms, and she joked: "This thing is what a man needs! Teacher Qin is so well maintained and looks so beautiful, so you need to make up your body even more!"

"..."

Yu Zhile suddenly felt like the whole world knew about my kidney deficiency, but I was the only one who didn't?

This is wolfberry and deer penis!

Could it be that the guy who killed a thousand knives spread rumors everywhere, saying that I have a kidney deficiency?

Looking at the back of the eldest sister who stuffed the deer pendant with the child in her arms and hurried away, Yu Zhile was speechless staring at the box of deer pendants that seemed to be expensive.

If he took it back, he would have to kneel down and apologize to his wife!
But now that someone gave him a deer whip and ran away, he couldn't just throw it on the ground, right?

So Yu Zhile stared at Uncle Ma who hadn't received his grandson yet, and said, "Master Ma, I don't need this, I'll give it to you!"

Uncle Ma said with emotion: "Young and strong don't eat the whip, the old man is sad! I think I was like you at the beginning, thinking that I don't need it, so now I soak goji berries in the thermos, and I can't stop eating the deer whip and the tiger whip!"

"..."

You're saying it so fucking rhyme!

Uncle Ma said meaningfully: "Trust me, make up more while you are young! If you think the effect is good, my family still has tiger penis wine that has been preserved for many years. I will order it for you tomorrow!"

"..."

Yu Zhile smiled wryly, what happened today?

Why did my wife send my daughter to the kindergarten in the morning, and some parents gave me a bottle of wolfberry?
Now that I came here to pick up my daughter home, another parent gave me a box of deer whips?
Who was the one who leaked the news?
Bah, no!

Who is it that slandered me?

Otherwise, it would be inexplicable, why would you suddenly give me something related to kidney deficiency and strengthening yang!
If I let it go any further, I feel like I'm going to be trending on Weibo again!
And most news headlines are like this!

"Yu Zhile has kidney deficiency! "

"Yu Zhile Folks Seek the Method of Strengthening Yang and Tonifying Kidney!" "

"Fans made suggestions and gave gifts one after another to help Yu Zhile strengthen Yang and nourish kidneys!" "

……

It's scary to think about!
At this time, the baby came out under the guidance of the teacher, like a duckling, happily ran over and called: "Papa, papa!"

Yu Zhile let out a cry, and after the baby trotted over, he suddenly stared at the box of deer whips carried by his father's mobile phone, and asked curiously, "Papa, what is this?"

Uncle Ma laughed and said, "This is delicious food! It's just for adults to eat, not for children!"

The baby looked at Uncle Ma curiously, and asked, "Why?"

Uncle Ma laughed like a troublemaker, put his big hand on the baby's head, and said, "This Grandpa Ma can't answer you, you can ask mom when you get home!"

Yu Zhile gave Uncle Ma a disgusted look!

This is just great!

Uncle Ma cut off the way to give it away!
With the baby's curiosity, she will definitely tell her mother when she goes back, and ask her why children can't eat this thing!

Then I really had to kneel down and apologize to my wife...

Hey!
Yu Zhile didn't know what to do, he took the baby and carried the box of deer whips to go back first.

On the way, Yu Zhile wanted to instigate the baby, telling the baby that his father bought this thing, but after thinking about it, he couldn't teach the child to lie, so he didn't ask the baby to help him fool his wife!
And there is another point that the wife can tell when the baby is lying, even if he can't tell, if you try to seduce him with milk tea, the baby will tell the truth!

When the time comes to instigate the daughter to cheat on the wife, this is an extra crime!

So after returning home, Yu Zhile happily carried the box of deer whips, flattered her and said, "Wife, wife! You are so awesome! You actually got it right! Some parents really gave it to you!" A box of deer whips!"

Wearing an apron and holding a spatula, Qin Haiyu suddenly showed a sweet smile and said, "Really? Is it such a coincidence?"

Look!
This is the woman who hides the embroidery needle in her smile!

At this time, the baby didn't know what the parents were doing, and asked curiously: "Mom, why did Grandpa Ma say that adults can eat this delicious food, but children can't eat it?"

Qin Haiyu gave her husband a look waiting to admit his mistake, and explained: "Grandpa Ma is wrong, and some adults can't eat it! For example, mom can't eat it, so only stinky cakes can be eaten!"

"Oh……"

The baby responded, and then continued to ask curiously: "Why?"

Qin Haiyu thought for a while and said, "Because this one ate the president's beard!"

The baby continued to ask: "Why do you grow a beard?"

Qin Haiyu has a headache...

This is really a curious baby!

Yu Zhile said angrily at this moment: "There are so many reasons! Anyway, only dad and grandpa can eat this thing in the family, and no one else can eat it!"

"Oh……"

The baby pouts her unhappy mouth and responds weakly, because her father's tone just now was a bit fierce, so she is unhappy and feels a little wronged.

Qin Haiyu immediately gave a lesson: "Children have to ask questions, so that they can solve the problem and become smart! It is rare for a baby to have such curiosity. I am not impatient even after asking a few more questions, but you are impatient." ! It seems that someone really needs family law to serve him!"

"..."

Yu Zhile knew it would be like this!

Doomed!

He touched the baby's head, let the baby go out to watch TV, and then took the "deer whip" to apologize: "My wife, I was wrong!"

Qin Haiyu suppressed a smile and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yu Zhile replied: "I shouldn't suspect you of lying, let alone use this as an excuse to teach you and punish you..."

Qin Haiyu asked: "And then?"

Yu Zhile took the box of deer whips and put them on the ground, sighing, "In ancient times, my husband knelt on the washboard to admit his mistake! Today, I, Yu Zhile, kneel on the deer whip and admit my mistake!"

"Pfft!"

Qin Haiyu couldn't hold back his laughter when he saw her husband's funny look!

She said dissatisfied: "Hmph, this morning you punished him to kneel down and he had to serve you with his hands, now you kneel down and do nothing!"

Yu Zhile said bitterly: "Honey, for the sake of my mistake, I will correct it! You are so merciful, please forgive me today!"

Qin Haiyu couldn't help showing a smile: "Then I won't punish you today! I'll punish you after I cook the deer penis for you tomorrow!"

"My wife's name! Long live my wife!"

Yu Zhile flattered her, and hurriedly slipped out of the kitchen to see her son. Fortunately, his wife let him off today, otherwise after tonight, he would really be a useless person!

At this time, he took out his mobile phone and looked at the sales of singles released by the piano music.Only 20 hours have passed, and the sales of this single are about to exceed 3000 million!

Think about Jay Chou's popular "Say Good Not Seeing", in four days, the total sales of the single exceeded 3000 million yuan, but now I only released a piano piece, and it sold 3000 million yuan in less than a day. Ten thousand yuan?
This is too exaggerated!
Is it because of charity?
Or is it because it is now 2028, the population has increased by hundreds of millions, and people's living standards and consumption levels have generally improved?

Or, am I too awesome?

Thinking about it, Yu Zhile is a little drifting!
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(End of this chapter)