Start with a star wife

Chapter 285 Essay "One Word" [Fourth Change]

"It's started! Yu Zhile and Qin Haiyu's sketch is about to start!"

"Singers cross-border as sketch actors, why do I feel that their sketches are going to be cool?"

"Although I am looking forward to it, I dare not watch it! I am afraid that after watching this sketch, I will be disappointed and can't help but spray them!"

"A matter of one sentence? The name of this sketch sounds inappropriate! I suddenly have an ominous premonition that this sketch is going to become a stain on Yu Zhile and Qin Haiyu's life!"

……

After the host made the announcement, the big screen on the stage displayed information about the skit that Yu Zhile and Qin Haiyu were about to perform.

Sketch: "One Word"

Creator: Yu Zhile
Actors: Yu Zhile, Qin Haiyu, Liu Jian

……

On the stage, the big red curtain opened.

Yu Zhile held up a newspaper to cover the heads of himself and his wife, and suddenly there was a sound of wet kisses, Yu Zhile took the newspaper down, and then pretended to be surprised: "Ah! There are so many people!"

Qin Haiyu suddenly punched Yu Zhile's shoulder shyly, and said in a delicate voice, "I hate it!"

Immediately, boos came from the auditorium, obviously stimulated by Yu Zhile and his wife's aboveboard show of affection!

The first bite of dog food in the new year, let's do it first!

In front of the TV, the audience was also forcefully stuffed with a mouthful of dog food by Yu Zhile and his wife. They didn't expect their skit to be so over the top!

It's fine if you don't give out red envelopes during the Chinese New Year, but you actually give out dog food!

Not a human being, right?

But what surprised the audience the most was that Yu Zhile suddenly shaved his head for this sketch!
This is too professional!
If it weren't for his recognizable handsome face, when people saw this bald head, they would definitely not recognize that it was Yu Zhile!
It can only be said that this man is handsome, even with a shaved head, he is still handsome!
Yu Zhile smiled and said, "It's okay."

Afterwards, he introduced to everyone: "This is my wife! Hehe, it's legal!"

After the words fell, the word "legal" immediately ushered in laughter and applause. The audience did not expect Yu Zhile's skit to be quite humorous, and it was a burden at the beginning!
He began to show off: "Oh, life after marriage is as sweet as honey, if you don't quarrel, you won't be angry!"

"Look, it's okay to feed me all the time!"

As he spoke, he opened his mouth towards Qin Haiyu, only to see Qin Haiyu smiling sweetly, holding a peeled apple in his hand, and directly put it in his mouth to take a bite.

Yu Zhile's open mouth closed awkwardly.

Seeing his deflated appearance, the audience immediately applauded!

Yu Zhile suddenly pursed his lips and "cried", which made the audience laugh again.

Qin Haiyu asked, "What's the matter?"

Yu Zhile was touched and said: "You are so touching!"

Qin Haiyu ate the apple, hummed suspiciously, Yu Zhile spread out the newspaper, and changed his words: "No, I mean the girl in the newspaper is so touching! Listen, every time she finished peeling the apple, she handed it to the apple first. Her husband's mouth..."

"Give, give!"

Qin Haiyu smiled sullenly, and handed the apple to her husband's mouth.

Yu Zhile took a bite happily: "It's not too bad!"

The audience was shown their love again!
At this time, a bell rang.

Yu Zhile asked while eating an apple, "What's that sound?"

Qin Haiyu took the phone and said, "Short message."

Yu Zhile leaned his head over and asked, "Who's here?"

Qin Haiyu immediately faced him and refused to show him his phone. Yu Zhile let out a coquettish "cry" again, and put down the apple that he had eaten twice.

Qin Haiyu said speechlessly: "What's the matter?"

Yu Zhile pointed to the newspaper and said, "It's still her, listen! Every time she texts, she never hides her husband's back! And when replying text messages, she always asks her husband for grammar and rhetoric!"

The audience immediately applauded in admiration, Qin Haiyu then asked: "Where did this news get published?"

Yu Zhile folded the newspaper and put it down, and replied, "I'm going to publish it tomorrow."

The audience applauded again, but there were not as many people laughing as before. It was obvious that the point of laughter was a little bit off.

Qin Haiyu smiled angrily again, and explained: "This is a message from Dad, saying that he made dumplings, and asked if we will go back to eat!"

Yu Zhile immediately replied: "Eat, eat!"

Qin Haiyu immediately said coquettishly, "I just know how to eat!"

Yu Zhile leaned his head over to take a look, and reassured: "It's really from Dad, then I won't read it!"

"Huh?" Qin Haiyu glanced sideways.

Yu Zhile said seriously: "I don't even watch whoever comes!"

Qin Haiyu snorted in disgust, and then Yu Zhile's cell phone rang, and he took it out to answer it, and then said: "Who! Called and hung up without saying a word!"

Qin Haiyu said: "You will know if you call back!"

"Correct!"

Yu Zhile was about to call back, and then said: "No, what if it's a scam call? Forget it!"

As soon as he put down the phone, Qin Haiyu looked at him with a hidden smile, as if saying that you have a ghost in your heart!
Yu Zhile suddenly said nervously: "What's wrong! I didn't do anything! I don't know who he is! Look at you! What do you think I'm doing?"

The audience burst into laughter at Yu Zhile's reaction of "there is no silver 300 taels here"!
Qin Haiyu said, "I didn't say anything about why you are nervous!"

Yu Zhile said seriously: "You didn't say anything, it's better than what you said!"

He stood up and stared at Qin Haiyu who was sitting on the sofa, he was so nervous that he stuttered: "Look at me! Look, I... I called me... I don't know! No answer! Oh, You still watch!"

"Okay, okay! Can this work!"

Yu Zhile sat down and said, "I put the phone on speakerphone, all the calls come, and everything is under your control! Okay?"

Qin Haiyu replied: "Okay! I'll turn on the hands-free too! I'll accompany you!"

Yu Zhile said: "You don't need it, I believe in you!"

Qin Haiyu said: "No, let's believe in hands-free!"

Just after finishing speaking, Yu Zhile's phone rang.

Qin Haiyu said, "If you regret it, you can turn off the speakerphone!"

"Why do I regret it, me!"

Yu Zhile clicked to answer, and gave a cautious hello, and the phone also heard a hello. Immediately, holding his nervous heartbeat, he breathed a sigh of relief, "It's a man!"

The audience was instantly amused, and the audience in front of the TV was also amused by Yu Zhile's performance. I didn't expect Yu Zhile and his wife to perform the skit so well!This acting is so real that I don't feel embarrassed at all!

Yu Zhile asked, "Hey, who is it?"

A man's voice came from the phone: "I'm the third brother!"

Yu Zhile asked suspiciously: "Third brother? Didn't you accompany those clients of our company to dinner?"

Third brother: "Yes! They will go to the karaoke hall to sing after dinner, and let me accompany them!"

Yu Zhile said: "Then let's go!"

Third brother: "But your sister-in-law is the most annoying about this! Hey, I told her that we are working overtime together, and she will call you later, so don't miss it!"

Yu Zhile asked: "Then what should I say!"

Third Brother: "Same as before!"

"And to..."

Yu Zhile suddenly felt the uneasy eyes of his wife staring at him!
The audience once again roared with laughter, clapping and cheering!

Qin Haiyu got up, and said in a serious tone: "Why is it the same as before!"

Yu Zhile got up, said with a playful smile, "Our relationship is the same as before!"

"Grumpy!"

Qin Haiyu grabbed Yu Zhile's ears displeasedly, Yu Zhile let out an ouch, and said in disgust: "You see you are always pulling your ears, if you have the ability, you pull your hair!"

Qin Haiyu reached out to pull his hair, only to see that Yu Zhile had shaved his head bald for this sketch, so this funny scene once again caused the audience to roar with laughter!
Qin Haiyu patted him on the shoulder, but there was nothing he could do with him. At this moment, the phone rang again, and it was the call from the third sister-in-law. Yu Zhile followed the call, and the third sister-in-law asked, "Is your third brother with you? "

Yu Zhile glanced at his wife, and then replied: "Yes, we are together!"

Qin Haiyu patted him on the shoulder immediately!

Yu Zhile gestured for his wife to be quiet, and the third sister-in-law's voice came over the phone: "Then ask your third brother to answer the phone!"

Qin Haiyu snorted and spread his hands, meaning now I see how you explain it to my third sister-in-law!
"Wait a minute!"

Yu Zhile shouted: "Third brother! Third brother! Oh, third sister-in-law, third brother has gone to the bathroom, why don't I go find him!"

Third sister-in-law: "Forget it, I can rest assured that he is with you!"

"Oh, then I'm hanging up."

Yu Zhile put down the phone, and immediately faced Qin Haiyu's displeased eyes and expression!
"That's how you teamed up to lie to your wife, didn't you?"

Yu Zhile explained: "How can this be called deception! This is a white lie! Look at you, one sentence is all that matters! One sentence can make things happen, and one sentence can make things bad! One sentence can create a harmonious society. A little sunshine in your heart, okay? good?"

Qin Haiyu dissatisfied: "What white lies, this is clearly an open deception!"

Yu Zhile said: "Honey, if you give me ten guts, I wouldn't dare to lie to you!"

"Cheat or not, I'll find out if I make a phone call!"

After speaking, Qin Haiyu directly took the mobile phone and called: "Hey, Brother Yang, I am Lezi's lover, and Lezi hasn't come back yet, so I said to be with you, right?"

Lao Yang: "Ah, yes! We are together!"

Qin Haiyu glared at Yu Zhile immediately, and said, "Then let him answer the phone!"

Lao Yang: "He went to the bathroom! How about I ask him to call you back later?"

Qin Haiyu: "No need, just let him stay in the toilet!"

Yu Zhile's restless eyes were dodging, Qin Haiyu then called another person named Xiaosi: "Hey, Xiaosi, I am your sister-in-law, and your Le brother has not come back yet, saying that he is with you together, right?"

Xiaosi smiled and said: "Hahahaha, sister-in-law, don't worry! Brother Le is with me, don't worry!"

Qin Haiyu looked at Yu Zhile angrily, Yu Zhile lowered his head helplessly, and didn't know how to explain it!

Qin Haiyu smiled and said, "Don't worry! Of course don't worry! Then let him answer the phone!"

Xiao Si: "Brother Le! Brother Le... Sister-in-law, Brother Le has gone to the bathroom! How about I ask him to call you back later?"

Qin Haiyu said: "No need, I can rest assured that he is in the toilet!"

……

In front of the TV, the audience burst into laughter!
I didn't expect Yu Zhile's sketch to be so funny!

And it's only been 5 minutes!

Normal skits are basically a plot of ten to twenty minutes, so now it is just the beginning!
The most important thing is that Mr. Liu Jian in the cast list hasn't come out yet!Therefore, at this moment, the audience has a new understanding of Yu Zhile!
Unexpectedly, besides dancing well, Yu Zhile could even act so well in sketches!

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