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Chapter 488 is already the best, nothing better
Chapter 488 is already the best, nothing better (recommendation votes 9 plus more)
The skit is not over yet, but those who know how to do it can already see that the finale of the pocket money is a success.
The show continues.
Gao Min was surprised and said: "The good leg is limped!"
Shen Wei turned around: "What did you say?"
Zhao Shan chuckled: "Did you see it? My daughter-in-law could see it, she said you were limping because of flickering."
Shen Wei was about to cry, and said: "Old girl, why didn't you find out so early?"
Gao Min smiled: "That's because you haven't met him a long time ago, you've met him long ago and you've been limping!"
……
Zhao Shan: "I know your character. She wants money, and you can't resist it. If you want face, if I don't want it, it means looking down on you, right? I still have to ask, give half, a hundred."
Shen Wei immediately said: "Hey, let's go."
Zhao Shan smiled and said, "I told you to be more anxious with me!"
Shen Wei took out the money and rummaged through it for a long time: "Hey brother, what about my brother, it only costs 32 yuan for the two of us."
Gao Min took it over and sighed, "Then take it, as much as you want."
But this time.
Zhao Shan suddenly rolled his eyes: "What kind of bicycle do you want?"
"What bike do you want?"
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Shan said loudly again.
Zhao Shan said angrily: "I'm kidding, I can't control this daughter-in-law anymore, so I just ask someone for a bicycle!"
Gao Min said angrily, "I didn't say I want a bicycle!"
Shen Wei hurriedly said: "Brother, don't be so angry, I think my big sister's words are still reasonable. You said that you have legs like mine, so you basically bid farewell to the bicycle!"
A classic line detonated the audience, with laughter one after another.
Gao Min was so angry that she snatched the car: "No! You can't take someone else's bicycle!"
"Hurry up and take it back, push it back, you don't know that he is cheating on you!"
With that said, Gao Min pushed the car to Shen Wei.
Shen Wei was also angry, and said: "You're cheating me! Why are you doing this? I wondered why the difference in life between a couple living together is so big!!"
Gao Min: "..."
Zhao Shan smiled: "Brother, get abducted!"
Shen Wei said gratefully: "Brother, fate!"
……
The audience was dumbfounded, whether it was the audience at the scene or the audience in front of the TV.
The skit ends.
This last collection is also amazing!
Zhao Shan pushed the bicycle he got, and said to his wife, "What are you still looking at? Why do you still feel bad? Go and change places!"
Gao Min let out a cry, and said, "What else are you doing?"
Zhao Shan kicked the bike stick and smiled slightly: "Find someone with bad legs and sell him the bike!"
The sketch is over!
The applause was like thunder, as if it was about to overturn the roof of the studio.
At this moment, the whole audience is boiling!
The audience in front of the TV is also boiling.
Overseas Chinese and overseas Chinese are also boiling.
This Spring Festival Gala is really too classic.
On the Internet, it exploded in an instant, and the netizens were also boiling.
"This skit has the taste of a killer!"
"Yeah, so the killer is here!"
"I thought the cross talk skits before were already amazing, but I didn't expect there to be even more powerful ones!"
"This is the funniest sketch I've ever seen!"
"Laugh at me from start to finish!"
"Me too, my stomach hurts from laughing!"
"I laughed out my six-pack abs."
"I laughed out my eight-pack abs."
"awesome!"
"This is a fucking sketch! This is a fucking Spring Festival Gala!"
"The Spring Festival Gala is back."
"The Spring Festival Gala that made people fall in love with it back then, after many years, finally came back."
"Sure enough, it was written by Mu Chen. As always, it feels like a sequel in the end."
"Looking forward to the sequel "Buying a Car" of "Selling Abductees"!"
In the main control room, Mu Chen's expression relaxed. The most difficult part of this Spring Festival Gala has passed, and the rest of the matter will be much simpler.
The final show before zero o'clock was so classic that it ignited the emotions of all the audience at once.
Judging from the expressions of the audience, everyone was overwhelmed by the wave after wave of climax, until the moment when the skit of "Selling Abductions" ended, it suddenly reached the highest point!
That kind of enthusiasm, unspeakable madness.
Many old people can't remember clearly, how many years have there been such an atmosphere in the Spring Festival Gala.There hasn't been such laughter in the Spring Festival Gala for many years.
But this year, Mu Chen did it.He made a classic Spring Festival Gala.
classic?Perhaps it is not an exaggeration to describe it as shocking and weeping ghosts and gods.
Of course, Mu Chen wasn't going to relax just yet.
If there is a problem at the last juncture, it will be too unreasonable.
In fact, the three actors did not completely perform according to the original version, for example, there were some changes in their titles.
This is related to the fact that Shen Wei is a bit older than Zhao Shan and others.
There are also their own performances in it, but the effect presented by the three is not worse than the original version
The Spring Festival Gala is still going on.
After a wave of lucky words and red envelopes, Dong Lin held the microphone and said loudly: "Dear friends, there are 66 seconds left before we will usher in the bell of the New Year. At this moment, let us be grateful to the old year. Farewell, and embrace a better spring with passion. We are grateful for the great era, our dear motherland, our parents who gave birth to us, and our relatives and friends who have helped us throughout the year. Of course, we must also be here for ourselves. Like, thank you for your persistence and hard work this year! Let us greet a hopeful and brighter tomorrow with full confidence and passion!"
Huang Yao smiled and said, "Are you ready?"
Ding Ning and several hosts said in unison: "Come on, let's count down together!"
The audience stood up, and the actors also stood up.
The staff at the scene also raised their arms high!
"ten!"
"Nine!"
"one!"
"zero!"
Flowers are sprinkled all over the stage, and the light and shadow change brilliantly!
At this moment, the scene burst into cheers!
The hosts greeted the New Year loudly:
"New Year's Eve!"
"New Year arrived!"
"Happy New Year to you!"
"I wish you all the best! Happy family!"
At this second, the whole country is jubilant, and everyone celebrates the New Year.
It's past midnight!
It's a new year!
The streets are full of firecrackers, and the Spring Festival Gala is full of people.
And the Spring Festival Gala is still going on.
Li Chao, Xie Li, and several stars from Xiangjiang and Baodao appeared together.
And the moment their singing sounded, all the audience, especially overseas Chinese and overseas Chinese, resonated greatly.
"The rivers and mountains are only in my dreams, and the motherland has not been close for many years. But no matter what, I can't change it. The Yangtze River! The Great Wall! Huangshan! The Yellow River! I have a lot of weight in my heart! No matter when, no matter where! My heart is the same!"
After a song, the host came on stage.
"Now, I want to announce an exciting and good news. The activity of collecting five blessings to win red envelopes has ended, and the cash red envelopes have been released. Viewers who have collected all five blessings can click on your flash letter wallet. Surprises are waiting for you."
surprise?
Maybe, but more of a can't wait.
The outside world exploded, even at the Spring Festival Gala, countless people took out their mobile phones!
Then, everyone was stunned!
What about the agreed [-] million?
Although we know that it is impossible for only one or two people to collect the five blessings, or even one person can collect more than one set, it should not be so few!
How many people in the country participated?
1 people are divided into [-] million, how much is that one person?
10 people are divided into [-] million, how much is that one person?
Why do I only get two hundred?
two hundred?
How many points does this have?
Are there so many people who have collected the five blessings?
What the hell are the five blessings, it's just the five pits.
On the Internet, the crowd was furious, and the voices condemning Mu Chen overwhelmingly covered up the previous voices of praise for the Spring Festival Gala. Even Mu Chen's fans felt angry at this moment.
"Isn't this too bad?" Li Ruolin looked at Li Ruoxi and said, "My brother-in-law made such a good Spring Festival Gala, isn't he afraid of being ruined by these five blessings? It should have been praised, but the result was overwhelming scolding."
"This is not Wufu, this is Wukeng!" Xia Zhiyun said with a smile.
She also collected blessing characters and got hundreds of dollars.
For people like them, is a few hundred dollars called money?
This pay and return are obviously not directly proportional!
Li Ruoxi smiled and said, "It's not bad to have a few hundred yuan! It's better than not having a dollar, right? If you have money, you still think it's too little. What are the chances of winning a few hundred yuan when you buy a lottery ticket?"
Li Minhui and the others smiled.
They also have Jifu characters, but they don't care how much they get.
"You collect blessing characters, do you really want to get [-] million for one person?" Li Minhui said with a smile.
"Of course I know that many people will share [-] million, but there are too many people!" Li Ruolin said.
"It's better to be alone than to be happy together." Li Ruoxi said.
"I'm afraid it's not the solitary joy, but the anger of the crowd." Xia Zhiyun smiled, "A few hundred yuan, I'm afraid it's too different from the expectations of countless people."
And when the "crowd is furious", the Spring Festival Gala is finally coming to an end.
Music sounded on the TV, and Mu Chen took the lead.
In such a Spring Festival Gala, he also showed his face.
All the participants of this year's Spring Festival Gala came out one by one, and the whole stage was full of actors and hosts.
"Unforgettable tonight, unforgettable tonight."
"Regardless of the ends of the earth and the ends of the sea."
"Shenzhou Wanli is in the same embrace."
"We wish the motherland well and the motherland well."
"Farewell tonight, farewell tonight."
"Blessings together, the motherland is good."
"Blessings together, the motherland is good."
The songs are moving and the singing is lingering.This year's Spring Festival Gala has finally come to an end!
"Selling Abductees" is the finale program before midnight, so this song "Unforgettable Tonight" is the finale program of the Spring Festival Gala.
The Spring Festival Gala is over, and the "indignation" on the Internet has gradually turned into deep resentment.
This is destined to be a night that will be remembered forever, especially the audience at the Spring Festival Gala. They all know exactly what kind of Spring Festival Gala they witnessed this night!
Whether it's the promotional video before the opening, the opening, the middle, the backcourt, the finale.
Or stage construction, lighting, special effects, costumes.
Stunning from start to finish!Almost imagined from beginning to end!
unprecedented!
In the minds of many people, this Spring Festival Gala is already the best, and there is nothing better.
The recommendation ticket is 9.5 plus more, and I will wait two days to make up for it. I feel a little uncomfortable during this period.
(End of this chapter)
The skit is not over yet, but those who know how to do it can already see that the finale of the pocket money is a success.
The show continues.
Gao Min was surprised and said: "The good leg is limped!"
Shen Wei turned around: "What did you say?"
Zhao Shan chuckled: "Did you see it? My daughter-in-law could see it, she said you were limping because of flickering."
Shen Wei was about to cry, and said: "Old girl, why didn't you find out so early?"
Gao Min smiled: "That's because you haven't met him a long time ago, you've met him long ago and you've been limping!"
……
Zhao Shan: "I know your character. She wants money, and you can't resist it. If you want face, if I don't want it, it means looking down on you, right? I still have to ask, give half, a hundred."
Shen Wei immediately said: "Hey, let's go."
Zhao Shan smiled and said, "I told you to be more anxious with me!"
Shen Wei took out the money and rummaged through it for a long time: "Hey brother, what about my brother, it only costs 32 yuan for the two of us."
Gao Min took it over and sighed, "Then take it, as much as you want."
But this time.
Zhao Shan suddenly rolled his eyes: "What kind of bicycle do you want?"
"What bike do you want?"
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Shan said loudly again.
Zhao Shan said angrily: "I'm kidding, I can't control this daughter-in-law anymore, so I just ask someone for a bicycle!"
Gao Min said angrily, "I didn't say I want a bicycle!"
Shen Wei hurriedly said: "Brother, don't be so angry, I think my big sister's words are still reasonable. You said that you have legs like mine, so you basically bid farewell to the bicycle!"
A classic line detonated the audience, with laughter one after another.
Gao Min was so angry that she snatched the car: "No! You can't take someone else's bicycle!"
"Hurry up and take it back, push it back, you don't know that he is cheating on you!"
With that said, Gao Min pushed the car to Shen Wei.
Shen Wei was also angry, and said: "You're cheating me! Why are you doing this? I wondered why the difference in life between a couple living together is so big!!"
Gao Min: "..."
Zhao Shan smiled: "Brother, get abducted!"
Shen Wei said gratefully: "Brother, fate!"
……
The audience was dumbfounded, whether it was the audience at the scene or the audience in front of the TV.
The skit ends.
This last collection is also amazing!
Zhao Shan pushed the bicycle he got, and said to his wife, "What are you still looking at? Why do you still feel bad? Go and change places!"
Gao Min let out a cry, and said, "What else are you doing?"
Zhao Shan kicked the bike stick and smiled slightly: "Find someone with bad legs and sell him the bike!"
The sketch is over!
The applause was like thunder, as if it was about to overturn the roof of the studio.
At this moment, the whole audience is boiling!
The audience in front of the TV is also boiling.
Overseas Chinese and overseas Chinese are also boiling.
This Spring Festival Gala is really too classic.
On the Internet, it exploded in an instant, and the netizens were also boiling.
"This skit has the taste of a killer!"
"Yeah, so the killer is here!"
"I thought the cross talk skits before were already amazing, but I didn't expect there to be even more powerful ones!"
"This is the funniest sketch I've ever seen!"
"Laugh at me from start to finish!"
"Me too, my stomach hurts from laughing!"
"I laughed out my six-pack abs."
"I laughed out my eight-pack abs."
"awesome!"
"This is a fucking sketch! This is a fucking Spring Festival Gala!"
"The Spring Festival Gala is back."
"The Spring Festival Gala that made people fall in love with it back then, after many years, finally came back."
"Sure enough, it was written by Mu Chen. As always, it feels like a sequel in the end."
"Looking forward to the sequel "Buying a Car" of "Selling Abductees"!"
In the main control room, Mu Chen's expression relaxed. The most difficult part of this Spring Festival Gala has passed, and the rest of the matter will be much simpler.
The final show before zero o'clock was so classic that it ignited the emotions of all the audience at once.
Judging from the expressions of the audience, everyone was overwhelmed by the wave after wave of climax, until the moment when the skit of "Selling Abductions" ended, it suddenly reached the highest point!
That kind of enthusiasm, unspeakable madness.
Many old people can't remember clearly, how many years have there been such an atmosphere in the Spring Festival Gala.There hasn't been such laughter in the Spring Festival Gala for many years.
But this year, Mu Chen did it.He made a classic Spring Festival Gala.
classic?Perhaps it is not an exaggeration to describe it as shocking and weeping ghosts and gods.
Of course, Mu Chen wasn't going to relax just yet.
If there is a problem at the last juncture, it will be too unreasonable.
In fact, the three actors did not completely perform according to the original version, for example, there were some changes in their titles.
This is related to the fact that Shen Wei is a bit older than Zhao Shan and others.
There are also their own performances in it, but the effect presented by the three is not worse than the original version
The Spring Festival Gala is still going on.
After a wave of lucky words and red envelopes, Dong Lin held the microphone and said loudly: "Dear friends, there are 66 seconds left before we will usher in the bell of the New Year. At this moment, let us be grateful to the old year. Farewell, and embrace a better spring with passion. We are grateful for the great era, our dear motherland, our parents who gave birth to us, and our relatives and friends who have helped us throughout the year. Of course, we must also be here for ourselves. Like, thank you for your persistence and hard work this year! Let us greet a hopeful and brighter tomorrow with full confidence and passion!"
Huang Yao smiled and said, "Are you ready?"
Ding Ning and several hosts said in unison: "Come on, let's count down together!"
The audience stood up, and the actors also stood up.
The staff at the scene also raised their arms high!
"ten!"
"Nine!"
"one!"
"zero!"
Flowers are sprinkled all over the stage, and the light and shadow change brilliantly!
At this moment, the scene burst into cheers!
The hosts greeted the New Year loudly:
"New Year's Eve!"
"New Year arrived!"
"Happy New Year to you!"
"I wish you all the best! Happy family!"
At this second, the whole country is jubilant, and everyone celebrates the New Year.
It's past midnight!
It's a new year!
The streets are full of firecrackers, and the Spring Festival Gala is full of people.
And the Spring Festival Gala is still going on.
Li Chao, Xie Li, and several stars from Xiangjiang and Baodao appeared together.
And the moment their singing sounded, all the audience, especially overseas Chinese and overseas Chinese, resonated greatly.
"The rivers and mountains are only in my dreams, and the motherland has not been close for many years. But no matter what, I can't change it. The Yangtze River! The Great Wall! Huangshan! The Yellow River! I have a lot of weight in my heart! No matter when, no matter where! My heart is the same!"
After a song, the host came on stage.
"Now, I want to announce an exciting and good news. The activity of collecting five blessings to win red envelopes has ended, and the cash red envelopes have been released. Viewers who have collected all five blessings can click on your flash letter wallet. Surprises are waiting for you."
surprise?
Maybe, but more of a can't wait.
The outside world exploded, even at the Spring Festival Gala, countless people took out their mobile phones!
Then, everyone was stunned!
What about the agreed [-] million?
Although we know that it is impossible for only one or two people to collect the five blessings, or even one person can collect more than one set, it should not be so few!
How many people in the country participated?
1 people are divided into [-] million, how much is that one person?
10 people are divided into [-] million, how much is that one person?
Why do I only get two hundred?
two hundred?
How many points does this have?
Are there so many people who have collected the five blessings?
What the hell are the five blessings, it's just the five pits.
On the Internet, the crowd was furious, and the voices condemning Mu Chen overwhelmingly covered up the previous voices of praise for the Spring Festival Gala. Even Mu Chen's fans felt angry at this moment.
"Isn't this too bad?" Li Ruolin looked at Li Ruoxi and said, "My brother-in-law made such a good Spring Festival Gala, isn't he afraid of being ruined by these five blessings? It should have been praised, but the result was overwhelming scolding."
"This is not Wufu, this is Wukeng!" Xia Zhiyun said with a smile.
She also collected blessing characters and got hundreds of dollars.
For people like them, is a few hundred dollars called money?
This pay and return are obviously not directly proportional!
Li Ruoxi smiled and said, "It's not bad to have a few hundred yuan! It's better than not having a dollar, right? If you have money, you still think it's too little. What are the chances of winning a few hundred yuan when you buy a lottery ticket?"
Li Minhui and the others smiled.
They also have Jifu characters, but they don't care how much they get.
"You collect blessing characters, do you really want to get [-] million for one person?" Li Minhui said with a smile.
"Of course I know that many people will share [-] million, but there are too many people!" Li Ruolin said.
"It's better to be alone than to be happy together." Li Ruoxi said.
"I'm afraid it's not the solitary joy, but the anger of the crowd." Xia Zhiyun smiled, "A few hundred yuan, I'm afraid it's too different from the expectations of countless people."
And when the "crowd is furious", the Spring Festival Gala is finally coming to an end.
Music sounded on the TV, and Mu Chen took the lead.
In such a Spring Festival Gala, he also showed his face.
All the participants of this year's Spring Festival Gala came out one by one, and the whole stage was full of actors and hosts.
"Unforgettable tonight, unforgettable tonight."
"Regardless of the ends of the earth and the ends of the sea."
"Shenzhou Wanli is in the same embrace."
"We wish the motherland well and the motherland well."
"Farewell tonight, farewell tonight."
"Blessings together, the motherland is good."
"Blessings together, the motherland is good."
The songs are moving and the singing is lingering.This year's Spring Festival Gala has finally come to an end!
"Selling Abductees" is the finale program before midnight, so this song "Unforgettable Tonight" is the finale program of the Spring Festival Gala.
The Spring Festival Gala is over, and the "indignation" on the Internet has gradually turned into deep resentment.
This is destined to be a night that will be remembered forever, especially the audience at the Spring Festival Gala. They all know exactly what kind of Spring Festival Gala they witnessed this night!
Whether it's the promotional video before the opening, the opening, the middle, the backcourt, the finale.
Or stage construction, lighting, special effects, costumes.
Stunning from start to finish!Almost imagined from beginning to end!
unprecedented!
In the minds of many people, this Spring Festival Gala is already the best, and there is nothing better.
The recommendation ticket is 9.5 plus more, and I will wait two days to make up for it. I feel a little uncomfortable during this period.
(End of this chapter)
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