Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 161
Haicheng University.

The school auditorium is full of people, and there are no empty seats.

Su Ning and Su Ling sat in a corner with the baby, and Ye Feng, as the leader of Haida's competition this time, naturally sat in the first row.

However, Ye Feng was a little flustered at this time.

He passed the preliminaries, and even showed his might, but he is still that Professor Ye who can't fart!

Continue to compete?

In case of bad luck, wouldn't it be embarrassing if there is no meeting?

Still won the championship?
Don't be laughed at to death!

There are 5 minutes left in the final, and Professor Ye feels that he still has a chance to save a wave.

"That Principal Wu, this final..."

"Hey, Professor Ye, I've heard about your demeanor just now. It was overwhelming! You saw that Sun Meng's face is still purple. I think you can definitely win the final!" Ye Feng said. Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhao Huangming next to him, at this time Zhao Huangming said in high spirits: "Professor Ye won the championship this time, who dares to look down on our Haiqing Literature Club of Haida University? "

Looking at the excited Zhao Huangming, Ye Feng almost wanted to cry, didn't you have high blood pressure and couldn't participate in the competition?Now it's all right again?
"No, Dean Zhao, I mean..."

"I understand, we all understand!" Principal Wu took the words again and said, "Low-key, let's keep a low profile!" After finishing speaking, he winked at Zhao Huangming coquettishly.

"Yes, yes, low-key, low-key. Isn't it the champion of a couplet contest? What is it to Professor Ye? Professor Ye is a person who does great things!"

In the past, Zhao Huangming was very unfriendly to Ye Feng, but now, he is exactly the same as the people in the mathematics department!
Professor Ye is faith!

Isn't a mere champion easy for Faith?

"Urge the backstage to hurry up, our Professor Ye is short on time, why don't we start yet?" Principal Wu said dissatisfiedly to the staff next to him.

"do not……"

Ye Feng just said a word and the host came on stage, a man and a woman, it seems that they should be students of Haida University.

"Leaders, guests, hello everyone..."

Listening to the opening remarks, Ye has already collapsed!
What the hell am I going to quit!quit!Does anyone listen to me say a word!
"Professor Ye, don't worry, this is the beginning."

Seeing Ye Feng restless, Zhao Huangming thought Ye Feng couldn't wait any longer, so he comforted him with nice words.

"Is it too late for me to quit now?" Ye Feng looked constipated.

"Haha, Professor Ye is still so humorous!" Zhao Huangming laughed, not taking it seriously at all.

Professor Ye quit?
Just kidding!
how can that be possible?
Is Professor Ye the kind of person who has no sense of collective honor?

Seeing Principal Wu and Dean Zhao's excitement as if they had already won the championship, Ye Feng covered his face with his hands, not knowing how to express his current mood at all.

Everyone in Ye is desperate!
Do you want to do this?

However, no one paid attention to Ye Feng. On the stage, the host had already started announcing the rules of the final.

The rules are not complicated, it is a quick-answer system. First, three judges will ask a question, and then one hundred contestants will each come up with an upper couplet. The first answer and the second couplet that is unanimously approved by the three judges will be considered a valid answer. Five points are awarded for answering the judges' questions, one point for answering the contestants' questions, and five points or one point will be deducted for the wrong answer.If the player's own upper line and no one can match the lower line, then the player will earn [-] points, and if the player matches his own lower line, add [-] points.Finally, according to the number of points, the top three will be ranked.

This rule has never changed.

Everyone has been familiar with it for a long time. Few people care about it. Now they are all enjoying the opening dance on the stage.

However, Ye Feng's mind was not on the opening dance.

He was frowning at the old custom.

Score a point for coming out?
Excuse me for deducting a point?
Then no one can match the couplet of mine, and you can get [-] points. If you can match the second couplet, you can add [-] points!
In the eyes of a great mathematician, this rule is simply too unfair, isn't it?

You worked so hard to add points one point at a time, and then you can add thirty points all at once?

Isn't this nonsense?
Who made the rules!
Perhaps because he saw Ye Feng's doubts, Zhao Huangming next to him explained with a smile: "Basically, there is no couplet written by anyone that can embarrass everyone present, and even Mr. Feng once wrote a couplet that no one was right. Absolutely, 20 points, that was all [-] years ago."

"Oh~" Mr. Ye replied thoughtfully, thinking constantly in his heart.

Others can't get these [-] points, but Ye Feng is absolutely sure!

If you get [-] points, then... well, it seems to be useless!

Only thirty minutes!
Still not working!
Just when Ye Feng was still thinking about withdrawing from the game in a reasonable way, an accident suddenly occurred on the field.

Originally, the opening program on stage went smoothly.

opening dance.

Poetry recitation.

Calligraphy everyone waved on the spot.

The show lasted for a full hour, and everyone enjoyed watching it very much.

"The following are our judges, Mr. Feng Guosheng, Mr. Chu Chenyang, and Mr. Han Mei. For the applause, please invite the three judges to take their seats." After the male host read the names of the three people, three old men stood up and bowed to everyone After bowing, he sat down at the designated jury seat.Afterwards, the hostess began to read the list of contestants, "The 20 members of the Writers Association are Zhao Hanyang and Wang Wensheng (the Writers Association and the Poetry Association usually participate in activities separately)...the 15 members of the Poetry Association are Sun Qi, Zhao Wang... [-] Seven people from the academy... Ten people from the Haiqing Academy..." The last name, "...Ye Feng"

But at this moment, something unexpected happened suddenly.

A staff member ran out in a hurry, and then several people came out, including Sun Meng!This group of people gathered around the three judges, as if discussing something, and gestured to the host on stage, as if to ask the host to delay.

You know, the scene at this time is already a live webcast of the whole process.

Fortunately, the camera brother responded in a timely manner and quickly turned the camera elsewhere.However, the audience present could see it clearly. When something went wrong, everyone immediately started talking about it.

"what's the situation?"

"What's the matter?"

"Can we still start the game?"

Fortunately, the male host responded quickly, "The finals this time are highly anticipated, and I don't know who will win the championship this year. The last champion, Professor Yang, is unfortunately not able to win this year because of his age and physical discomfort." Participate, I think Mr. Zhao Hanyang, the runner-up last year, is very likely to win the championship, what do you think?"

"Me?" The hostess smiled cooperatively, and said, "I was very optimistic about Sun Qi. Although he is not very old, as the son of President Sun Meng, the education he has been immersing in is not to be underestimated. But... ..."

"Oh? But what?" the male host asked with interest.

"However, I found out that a big shot has also participated in this final." The hostess playfully put it off.

"Big shot?" the male host asked cooperatively.

"Yes, did your sister find out?"

"Who? I really didn't find out."

"It's Professor Ye Fengye from our school!" The hostess laughed, and at this time, the camera was just right on Ye Feng who was sitting in the first row.

At this moment, Ye was clutching his forehead as if he was going to die.

Zhao Huangming and Principal Wu next to him both looked anxious.

"Professor Ye all right?"

"Does Professor Ye still have a headache?"

Just 3 minutes ago, someone Ye suddenly had a splitting headache!
This frightened Principal Wu and Zhao Huangming!

"Go to the hospital!"

"Yes, call an ambulance!"

Seeing the anxious look of the two, Ye Feng said weakly: "No need, the old problem is gone, and it will be fine after a night of sleep. I thought I would be able to survive for a while after taking the medicine today, but who would have thought that it would happen again now." After speaking, Ye Feng began to sweat profusely, but Professor Ye still gritted his teeth and said: "It's okay, help me up, I can still compete."

"What kind of competition is there? Hurry up, come a few people with Professor Ye on their backs!" Principal Wu shouted directly, regardless of whether it was live broadcast or not.

Zhao Huangming at the side hurriedly supported Ye Feng, and said anxiously, "The competition is not as important as your body! Don't think about it!" After speaking, he shouted to the teacher next to him: "Where's the ambulance? Why? not yet?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, it's on the way!"

"Don't worry, the doctor in our infirmary is already on the way!"

"Give Professor Ye a massage first! He can't take it anymore!"

messed up
At this time, the leaders of Haida who were sitting in the first row were in a hurry and didn't know what to do!It's a mess!
live streaming?

Contest?

I'll fuck him!

Can this thing be compared with Professor Ye?

Professor Ye's body is the capital of Haida Revolution!
Professor Ye's headache is the headache of the whole Haida!

(End of this chapter)