Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 442 Some people are going to be unlucky!
on the field.

"Boss Ye catches the ball!"

A player from the fantasy team yelled at Ye Feng, threw a high throw, super long pass, and directly threw the newly replaced basketball to Ye Feng.Although Ye Feng has limited legs and feet, he is accurate in pitching!
Although Ye Feng didn't make the three-pointer just now, everyone knows that it was because of an accident, otherwise Ye Feng would definitely be able to make it!
So, now the fantasy team players grab the ball and pass it to Ye Feng as soon as possible!
"Now the ball is in the hands of the fantasy team. The center of the fantasy team didn't directly dribble the ball for a layup. He passed the ball! A high throw! Passed to the lame number two!"

The commentator roared loudly. They are also full of passion now. At first they thought this was a boring game, but looking at it now, there is something about the new player of the fantasy team.But because Ye Feng was replaced on the spot, he didn't report his name at all, and everyone didn't know his name, and the commentator even directly called him "Cripple No. [-]".

"Cripple No. [-] is just outside the three-point line, is he going to shoot another three-pointer?"

"The ball is coming!"

"This ball has a great impact. Cripple No. [-] is a lame man. Can he catch this ball?"

"Cripple No. [-], he... I wipe it! He catches the ball with his head?"

"Ouch, I wipe!"

Ye Feng let out a scream, and the basketball hit him directly on the head!Ye was sent flying two meters away from the spot!
Lying on the ground, Ye Feng looked at the sky, he felt that life was colorless!

This shit is basketball?

what?
Is this a missile?
Dongfeng Express?
What thing flies two meters away at once?

"Cripple No. [-], he was thrown by a basketball? Huh?"

The commentary was straight to the point of bewilderment!

"I'm done!"

"What's the matter with this cripple?"

"He can be thrown so far by a basketball, he is also a ruthless person!"

"This is the first time I've seen someone get thrown by a basketball in a basketball game!"

The audience didn't know the name of the cripple wearing the No. [-] ball uniform. Anyway, the commentator called him No. [-] lame man, so everyone called him that.To be honest, the cripple No. [-]'s three-pointer just now really aroused the interest of many viewers. At least not many people play with their mobile phones now, and everyone's eyes are turned to the court again.

Everyone has great hopes for this cripple!
But now this scene shattered the audience's eyeballs!
One of your basketball players was hit by a basketball?
How can he fly two meters away?
Are you a paper man?

"Brother-in-law, isn't this too exaggerated?"

The sister-in-law covered her face and didn't even look at it. The little guy looked at his father pitifully, feeling very distressed.Ning Ning didn't say anything, but frowned slightly, as if she was thinking about something.Ling Luohan over there originally wanted to cheer Ye Feng up, but now that he looked at it this way, he might as well forget it.

On the field, the members of the fantasy team saw Ye Feng fall and ran over.

"Mr. Ye!"

"Are you okay?"

"Help Mr. Ye quickly!"

"Aren't you hurt?"

The members of the fantasy team all knew Ye Feng's identity, and when they saw Ye Feng fell down, they hurried over to help him.

"fine."

Ye Feng was hit by a basketball and felt a little dizzy.Looking up, there is no one defending the fantasy team, and the players from the Japanese team on the opposite side have already dribbled the ball!
"Go and defend!"

Ye Feng yelled loudly, and jumped up with a "whoosh".

"Cripple Two has stood up!"

"I'll go! Lame Two showed his amazing speed again!"

"Ah! It's too late! I can't defend anymore! Japan's No. [-] player is about to shoot a three-pointer!"

"Got it! Number Seven has already thrown the ball! Huh? What is Cripple Two doing? He's still running! He's running under the basket! He's trying to intercept the ball? Oh my God! This is crazy!"

At this moment, Ye Feng has indeed run under the basket!
He wants to stop the ball!
The basketball has already flown into the air, and it is impossible for ordinary people to stop the ball!
But Ye Feng is not an ordinary person!
Others can't jump so high, but Ye Feng can!

He will do it with ease!
Immediately, Ye Feng jumped up, stretched out his hand to embrace the moon, and directly controlled the basketball in his hands!
The field is boiling!
"Cripple No. [-] created a miracle! Although he is a lame man, his jumping ability is incomprehensible! It's too strong!" the commentator roared!

The audience's voice directly broke through the sky.

"Come on, lame two!"

"Brilliant!"

"This ball is so beautiful!"

"Ouch!"

The audience was excited, but at this time Ye Feng had already dribbled the ball to the opponent's three-point line again!
"Oh my God! Cripple No. [-] is going to shoot a three-pointer again? Great! This is a lame with a thought!" The commentator said quickly and excitedly: "He shot! The perfect arc! The ball... rub! The ball is again He exploded!"

Originally, the commentator was hoarse, but with a "bang", he almost choked the commentator to death!

The ebullient audience was also dumbfounded. Is there something shady about this?

what?
What's the situation?

This thing is really a balloon, right?

Say it will explode?

Twice!
Twice!

However, this is only the beginning!
"This new basketball was developed by the National Academy of Sciences with the latest technology. It has never been used publicly before. It is said that it can withstand three tons of pressure... Oh Ness! Cripple [-] grabbed the rebound again, he dribbled wildly, and made a three-pointer! It's three points again!...I'll wipe it! What the hell is blown up again!"

……

"Cripple No. [-] made another three-pointer, oh I'll go! The basketball exploded again!"

……

"Well, it's very stable, and the basketball exploded without accident!"

……

"Come on, let's guess, will this basketball game explode?"

"Do you have to guess?"

"Oh!"

"Well, no need."

……

"Cripple Two is about to shoot a three-pointer, referee? The referee is about to change the basketball!"

……

The game lasted 10 minutes, and eighteen basketballs have been scrapped!
The people on the field, whether it is the audience, the commentator, or the referees on the field, have all changed from being astonished at the beginning to being numb now!Everyone can see it, as long as the cripple throws the ball second, the basketball will explode!
Although it sounds unbelievable, it is actually true!

If you don't believe it, there is no way!It happened right under your nose, can you believe what you saw with your own eyes?

The audience was speechless, not knowing what to say.

Ye Feng was also very speechless, he was even a little desperate, he knew he was unlucky, but he didn't bring such unlucky ones, right?

Playing with a hammer?

Throw the ball and blow it up?
Play with your sister!

……

"Mr. Ye, the referee told me just now, please don't shoot the ball." The captain of the team said, "Why don't you defend people? Is that okay? As long as you guard two or three, we will definitely be able to finish the game." abuse them!"

"..."

Ye Feng has black lines all over his head, how can I defend against two or three by himself?So what does he want you to do?

But Ye Feng still nodded, he could see that it was impossible for him to score a goal, so it would be better to defend and create opportunities for his teammates.

……

"Huh? The Dream Team has changed their style of play? They are not passing the ball to the cripple No. [-], but let him defend? The action of the cripple No. [-] looks very unfamiliar! He can't defend the opposite center, the Japanese The center forward dribbled the ball handsomely, turned around and bypassed the cripple [-]... Uh, what happened? The cripple [-] fell down again? Hmm? The Japanese center also fell down?"

The commentator was a little dumbfounded, and the audience was also taken aback.

Ye Feng's fall is no surprise to everyone, this guy is a ruthless guy who can throw a backflip on flat ground, but what's going on with the Japanese center?
How did he fall down so well?

Although it is said that people often fall when playing basketball, but the center just now was quite stable, why did he suddenly fall down?

"What's the matter?"

"Tony was quite stable just now!"

"Are you sprained?"

"Seems to be."

"Cripple Two fouled Tony, didn't he?"

"Pull it down, how dare he trip someone with just his leg? Don't look at the joke!"

"Yeah, he's lame!"

The audience whispered, but they didn't see clearly, anyway, they said everything.

Both teams passed.

"Is Boss Ye all right?"

"What did you do Tony?"

"Did you fall seriously?"

The Japanese center named Tony was hugging his legs and howling, with cold sweat running down his face, looking quite painful.

The Japanese captain saw it, come on, this is probably a sprained ankle, and it seems that he can't even stand up.

"Help Tony down, let the preparations come up." The Japanese captain was a little helpless, they could see clearly that it was Tony himself who accidentally fell, and it had nothing to do with Ye Feng, they were quite far away.

Indeed, the referee made the same judgment, and Ye Feng did not violate the rules.

Tony was carried down, but Ye Feng stood up without any fuss!

This product has already been used to falling!
I have seen 28 serial car accidents, isn't it just a fall?What a big deal!
Besides, Mr. Ye's body is much thicker than others, so a few falls are not a big deal at all!
However, this fall suddenly opened Ye Feng's mind!

He looked at Tony being carried away, Ye Feng's expression was a bit weird!
The extent of my own unluckyness is so exaggerated that it is unacceptable, and it is not only my own unlucky, even if I am too close to myself, my unlucky will follow!

that……

Someone Ye raised his eyebrows, a slightly evil thought suddenly popped up in his heart!
……

on the field.

The game is still going on.

The first half is over, but the score between the two groups is still zero to zero!
After playing for 10 minutes, a goal was missed!
If it was another team, another match, and the half-time hadn't been scored, the audience would have been impatient, and there would even be scolding!However, in today's game, the audience is not impatient at all!Even everyone didn't feel the loss of time!
This game is too exciting, right?

what?
This is the heartbeat!

real!For the first time, they felt that playing basketball was more exciting than scoring goals!
And everyone knows that not scoring goals is not because other players are not good, but because basketball is not good!
How strong is that lame number two?

Whether it's speed, jumping, or shooting, they are almost superhuman, but what if basketball is not good enough?
He explodes as soon as he throws the ball, who can stand this thing?
If others say that they blame basketball for not being able to make shots, they will definitely be sprayed to death.However, if Cripple No. [-] said that, no one would dare to refute it!
It's because he can't play basketball!

Now, the cripple No. [-] doesn't dare to touch the ball anymore, and the forced one can only defend against others.

However, this product's defense against people is also different from others.

"Ouch, I wipe!"

Ye Feng slipped on the soles of his feet and blurted out a mantra. Not surprisingly, the thing landed perfectly in a flat support posture after rotating 720 degrees on the ground and rolling up and down twice.

To put it simply, it was a dog gnawing mud.

Everyone is familiar with it, after all, he is a cripple, and everyone understands it.But in the next second, the person Ye Feng was guarding against unexpectedly slipped on the soles of his feet inexplicably, and fell on his back!

"Ah~"

A scream instantly attracted everyone's attention, including the attacking players.

"Huh? Russ? What's the matter?"

The captain of the Japanese team looked back and was about to collapse. What's going on?It's okay if you fell down while dribbling, but you didn't do anything, let you look at the cripple number two, and you two fell together?

And the cripple stood up because he was afraid of his butt, why are you crying like a ghost?

"Butt~ Butt hurts! My tail bone is broken!"

This American black man cried and shouted in English, his black face was purple from the pain lying on the ground!
"what?"

The players of the Suns hurried over and were dumbfounded at first glance!

This big brother's painful face is deformed!

It's not an act!
Just fell and broke the tailbone?

isn't it...

No way, the Suns scrapped another player. Fortunately, they have more reserve players.

"Don't worry, everyone, Huaxia's fantasy team doesn't have much strength."

Two starters left the field due to injuries and were forced to replace them with reserve players. The captain was afraid that everyone would lose confidence, so he was encouraging everyone in English, "They only have a bit of strength with that cripple. As long as we keep an eye on him, we will definitely win this game." of!"

"Correct!"

"Definitely win!"

"Leave that cripple to me, I'll take him seriously!"

"Okay! Fight for the Emperor!"

"Fight for the emperor!"

A group of Europeans and Americans shouted formal slogans in English, and soon the Suns adjusted their state.

The game continues.

Ye Feng didn't touch the ball anymore, and the commentator didn't have much enthusiasm, and his words were limp, "The Suns grabbed the ball, didn't shoot a three-pointer, but were about to make a layup, and the Dream team probably couldn't stop it... huh? "Suddenly, a limping but fast guy came over from outside the three-point line, "It's lame number two! Is he going to steal?" Cripple! Oh no, the backup center of the Suns is very fierce. He rushed forward and ignored the defense of Cripple No. [-]. He went straight to the basket and couldn't block... ah? What's the situation?"

The commentator was dumbfounded. Originally, the center was about to shoot the ball with a jumping eye, but suddenly there was a scream, and the guy fell to the ground!

"Ah! Waist! My waist!"

The center forward lay on the ground clutching his waist and wailing for a while!

The center actually flashed his waist at this time!

I rub!

The mentality of the Suns players has collapsed!

This shit scored a goal just by looking at it, you're so dazed?
But there was still someone lying on the ground, it was Ye Feng, but he didn't pay attention to him, isn't it normal for him to fall?Three steps and one fall, five steps and one big fall, ten steps and one somersault!He can fall down when he walks by himself!
At this time, Ye Feng patted the dirt on his body and rubbed his buttocks again, he was really terrified!If he hadn't come in time, then the goal would have been scored!
Seeing another one being carried away, Ye Feng expressed his satisfaction!
His goal is not to kill everyone!

Ye Feng is quite confident in himself!

He suddenly discovered that he didn't need to play basketball at all, he could just stand under his basket and "wait for the rabbit"!

Here comes one hole, one hole, one hole, one hole!

ps: I have too many relatives these days, so I will update the [-]-word one first, and then resume the update after two days when I am not busy.woo woo woo~
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