Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 517 Who took the blame?

Chapter 517 Who took the blame?

The college entrance examination is held once a year, and what everyone has been familiar with for a long time is no longer familiar with the college entrance examination.The rhythm is the same every year. After the exam, I either play crazy or lament, in short, there are all kinds of emotions.

However, this year is a little different!
To be precise, this year's imperial capital is different from previous years!
That difference is too big!
Still playing crazy?
still relax?
What emotions do you have?
I can go to your uncle!

This year's candidates in the imperial capital had only one reaction!
anger!
Endless anger!
In a certain test center, a candidate stood at the gate of the school. After holding his father and crying for a while, he suddenly yelled at the sky: "Yejiao... Education Bureau! I and you are not the same!"

This roar immediately attracted the attention of many people.

"Whose child is this?"

"So unqualified!"

"What are you shouting for?"

Many passers-by on the street frowned, and even some parents were a little displeased.

However, in the next second, the school gate exploded!

This student's voice sounded like a horn of anger, countless students roared to the sky!
"Education Bureau, how the hell am I ignoring your grandma!"

"Bastard!"

"You bunch of stinking idiots, who would you please invite Professor Ye?"

"Your uncle!"

"Is this a question made by people?"

One after another, countless students scolded the Education Bureau at the door!
Moreover, this is not a school, almost all the candidates in the school are like this. When they come out, they hug each other and cry, and then scold the Education Bureau!

No way, they wanted to scold Ye Feng, but after thinking about it, let's forget it, it's more reliable to scold the Education Bureau!

Soon, the news was flying everywhere.

"Countless candidates scolded the Education Bureau of the Imperial Capital! "

"Candidates Angrily Blame the Education Bureau for Inhumanity! "

"The college entrance examination is over, and the entire imperial capital is wiped out? "

Exposed questions of the Imperial College Entrance Examination of Arts and Sciences! "

"The most in history! "

"Major Mistake in Expert Prediction! "

Candidates in the imperial capital are crying bitterly! "

"Previous years were the best, but this year is the worst! "

"History and Physics combine to stage the blockbuster of the year - No Survival!" "

……

the other side.

As soon as the exam was over, the Internet was already fried.The exasperated candidates from the imperial capital directly occupied the major circles, and they were about to blow up every one of them!

"The professor who said that comprehensive literature is not difficult at noon, come out, thank you!"

"Who said the exam is easy in the afternoon? My 50-meter sword can't take it anymore!"

"I want to shave your head with a dragon knife!"

"After taking the math test, I felt that the second half of my life was bleak. But after taking the physics test, I realized how beautiful my life was before!"

"After taking the math test, I thought I had no future. After taking the history test, I realized that I really have no future!"

"It's too difficult!"

"My son is crying in the toilet now, and he asked me to ask online, is there anyone who will repeat the study next year and form a team?"

"Have!"

"I regestrated!"

"Sign up +1!"

"Sign up +9999999!"

Candidates from other provinces came to eat melons.

"Come on, next year you will definitely do it!"

"Brothers, I'll be waiting for you in Haida!"

"Don't worry, I will go to Haida to greet Professor Ye for you!"

"After reading your physics questions, I just want to say that Huaxia needs steely warriors like you!"

"I apologize to my compatriots in the imperial capital, you are the real awesome! Even better than us in Henan!"

"It's better than ours in Hebei!"

Even the Hengshui candidates in Hebei said: "The three subjects of mathematics, history and physics, everyone should be at the same level!"

Soon, jokes circulated on the Internet, and a prostitute wrote such a passage:

"As far as the physics problem in the imperial capital is concerned, I believe everyone knows that it is difficult, right? But many people may not understand how difficult it is. In this way, I will give you a brief description."

"Let's put it this way, if you can get [-] points in the imperial capital physics question this time, that's enough!"

"If you can get thirty points in the exam, then you are too good!"

"If you can get [-] points in the test, brother, then you are the fighting dad among the top students!"

"If you get fifty, my God, you're a genius!"

"If you pass, I'll rub it, then you are the contemporary Sulpus! Do you know Sulpus? It's the big brother who discovered gravity! You can discover gravity!"

"If you get seventy points in the test, my mother, you are Sulpus' father Sulpus! You can create Sulpus!"

"If someone gets eighty points in the exam, my Xiu Er, you can go to the Imperial Capital Zoo to buy a booth, and you can collect tickets, and we will pay you to visit you, and you will be the next national treasure! You They are worth more than giant pandas!"

"If you get ninety points in the test, then you are light, you are electricity, and you are the only myth!"

"If you get [-] points in the test, I will rub it, then you are a contemporary heavenly man, a genius of the ages, a mathematician, a writer, a historian, a calligrapher, an educator, a thinker, a philosopher, a novelist, a singer, and a poet , Professor of the third department of Haida—Ye Feng Ye Tianren!"

As soon as this joke came out, it instantly became popular all over the Internet, and countless candidates from the imperial capital frantically reposted it.

"He's so right!"

"I guess I'm at the twenty-point level!"

"I usually get full marks, and I guess this time it will be more than 30 points."

"I want to cry!"

"Professor Ye is beyond the myth..."

"I don't know. I was shocked when I saw it. Professor Ye has so many titles?"

"This is because some titles have not been added. He is still the dean of the two projects!"

"I'm done."

This paragraph caused crazy complaints from netizens, and even some celebrities reposted this paragraph.

Contemporary singer Meng Fankuo said in the circle: "Students who love the imperial capital, you must be strong!"

Famous actress Zhu Qing: "Babies, don't cry."

Currently the youngest group in Huaxia, posted a message: "Fortunately, I will take the college entrance examination next year. I feel sorry for my brothers and sisters."

Of course, these stars are all trying to catch the heat.However, no matter how much they rubbed against each other, they couldn't catch up with one person!

Su Ning!

Ningning didn't post a post, but her circle has exploded!

Within an hour, the traffic flow exceeded 7000 million!

The number of speeches per minute in the circle exceeded [-]!

Fifty messages per second!

The popularity of the circle has directly risen to the tenth place on the singer list!

Countless candidates scolded in the cat circle!

"Damn Education Bureau!"

"What the hell, I am at odds with the Education Bureau!"

"Bastard Education Bureau!"

"Professor Ye's fans, don't mind, and don't get me wrong, Your Lady Queen. We are not targeting your husband, let alone scolding him. We just want to scold the Education Bureau!"

"Yes! We are here to scold the Education Bureau!"

Come to the cat circle to scold the Education Bureau?

I don't know how many fans can't laugh or cry, even Ning Ning at home doesn't know what expression she has.

They want to scold Ye Feng but dare not scold Ye Feng, so they can only use the Education Bureau as a punching bag!Of course, the official website of the Education Bureau is even worse than the cat circle!

To be honest, this group of candidates really regarded the Imperial Capital Education Bureau as the culprit, and Ye Feng was at most a murderous "knife" in their eyes!
The most fundamental reason is the person holding the knife!

If it weren't for your education bureau's stupidity to invite Professor Ye, would Professor Ye have the opportunity to ask such difficult questions?
what?
How can he blame you!
The Education Bureau was scolded bloody!
Some people even chanted the slogan "Attack the Education Bureau and capture Director Chang alive" on the Internet!What's more, let Chang Kai directly "kill himself to thank the world"!
The shouts on the Internet came one after another, directly paralyzing the official website of the Education Bureau!
Who can withstand this battle?

The people in the Education Bureau were stunned, they couldn't turn this corner at all!

This is a question that Professor Ye asked, why are you always scolding us?
Looking at the scolding on the Internet, Chang Kai's face turned green, let him "kill himself to thank the world"?
I can go to your uncle!

What does this have to do with me!

"Changju, what do you think we should do?" A director of the Education Bureau wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "It's impossible to control it, and we will really get into trouble!"

Chang Kai took advantage of his face and said righteously: "What are you afraid of! We didn't do it, and we didn't do it if we said that we broke the sky!"

Soon, Chang Kai personally wrote a notice: "Rumor Refutation Notice: It is rumored on the Internet that Professor Ye was invited by our Education Bureau. This is a rumor! The biggest rumor of this century! Both the Ministry of Education and the Haicheng Education Bureau have invited Professor Ye, but Professor Ye didn’t agree, how can He De, our Imperial Capital Education Bureau, invite Professor Ye to write a question? It’s just ridiculous! It doesn’t even make sense logically!”

As soon as the notice came out, the candidates were stunned for a moment.

"Didn't it be invited by the Education Bureau?"

"That's not what I said before!"

"Then why did Professor Ye come to the Imperial Capital to ask questions?"

"That's right! Why did Professor Ye come to the Imperial Capital!"

"It must be explained!"

Looking at the questioning on the Internet, Chang Kai also went all out, and issued another announcement: "As for why, we don't know, we can only ask the professor!"

He really used Ye Feng to death, pushing everything on him!That's right, when they came to find Ye Feng, they had already thought about it, and whenever there was a problem, they would push Ye Feng on him!
It's not that they are irresponsible, the main thing is that they can't bear the responsibility!

They were almost drowned in spittle stars!

(End of this chapter)

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