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Chapter 305 Disdain from the professors
Chapter 305 Disdain from the professors
Fat Brother is going to give a speech at the Central Conservatory of Music.
The piano professor of the alto, the master Yu Yong in the domestic music industry finally found Fat Brother.
Fat brother actually declined the invitation when he first received it, because you can’t let me speak, so I will speak right away, first I want to try, because I don’t want to spit at me after I finish speaking The person who lost his shoes in the water...
Just kidding, some schools are willing to invite him, a high school student, to give a speech. Fat guy will wake up laughing at night in his dreams, but he thinks it is a bit inappropriate for him to be a non-major student to give music lectures to alto students who are receiving formal education, even if it is Students dare to listen, but he dare not speak!
Fortunately, Professor Yu said, you can talk about whatever you want, even if you go up to talk about stand-up comedy!
After Fat Brother accepted Zhongyin's invitation, Zhongyin's official Weibo immediately announced the news on the Internet, which immediately aroused heated discussions on the Internet.
"Has Fat Brother finally embarked on the routine of giving a speech at school?"
"I really want to go. I'm a Sanda student. My coach said that I need to watch more duels between masters. I don't know if Fatty will talk about this on the day of his speech!"
"Are you here upstairs to be funny? Fat brother is going to give a speech at the Conservatory of Music, not the Physical Education College."
"Everyone, come quickly, there is an honest man upstairs!"
"I bet Fat Brother is going to make trouble!"
"He's a high school student who couldn't even pass the college entrance examination. How can he be popular if he doesn't rely on making troubles?"
"I think the relevant departments are going to regulate colleges and universities. Everyone is invited to the school. What can an actor who doesn't know a few characters go to the school to talk about it? It's just misleading people!"
"Fuck! It's so sour! There's a lemon essence hidden here! Who is it? Who the hell!"
Regardless of whether everyone supports or opposes it, since Fat Brother himself agreed, he will finish speaking on his knees.
Alto's campus.
"Where are you going, brother?"
"I'll take a seat in the auditorium."
"It's only 12 o'clock, and the speech is at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, why are you panicking!"
"The one in the dormitory next door left early. I'm afraid that if I go late, I won't even have a place to stand. Are you going?"
"Go! Take a seat for me first, and I'll go to the cafeteria to get some steamed buns."
…………
"Professor Hui Huiyu is your lecturer, do you have any preferential treatment?"
"What preferential treatment?"
"Such as being able to sit in the front row!"
"You have a beautiful idea. If you don't hurry up, you can only stand at the door!"
"Give me another 2 minutes, at least let me draw some eyeliner!"
"Aren't you going, Lingling?"
"Of course! Otherwise, how could I make Zhou Oran unable to step down!"
Several people in the girls' dormitory looked at each other when they saw the roommate named Lingling walking out the door with a pile of books.
When the time came to 3000:[-] pm, Pang Gemao opened a gap in the curtain in the background, and saw that the auditorium with [-] people outside was already full, and there were countless guns and short guns in front of it.
"Old Yu, there are more than 3000 people, right?"
Fat Brother turned around and asked Professor Yu Yong with a wry smile.
"Maybe students from other departments who don't have classes came to join in the fun. You are a celebrity, and it's normal for students to be curious. Wouldn't it be better if more people listened!"
Professor Yu waved his hand and said indifferently.
Fat Brother took another sneak peek. This is not just a few more people, at least a thousand more people!
And what kind of students are those in the front row, students with a lot of beards!
"Those cameras?"
"Hi! They are all interest clubs within the academy, don't worry about joining them, just talk about them!"
Yu Yong dismissed Fat Brother with a few words.
I believe you have a ghost!
Are you interested in the president's guns and short guns so complete!Even the logo on the top is properly posted!
"The speech is about to start, please keep the venue quiet and turn your phone to vibrate..."
The host is doing some pre-start work.
"Next, let's applaud the general manager of Spark Games, famous philanthropist, famous singer, actor, and excellent songwriter, Mr. Zhou Buran!"
"Clap clap clap clap!"
Immediately afterwards, everyone saw Fat Brother walking up from the backstage with a microphone in his hand, looking back at his introduction on the big screen while walking.
After the applause gradually died down, Fat Brother raised the microphone and said to everyone in the audience solemnly: "Let me declare first that I definitely did not write this introduction. If anyone makes trouble later, please find the leaders of the academy!"
There was a burst of laughter underneath.
"Thanks to the trust of the leaders of the college, especially to Professor Yu for the invitation, which made me relieved and finally had the opportunity to enter the university campus. I always thought that I would stop in high school."
"Actually, Professor Yu approached me several times. I said this not to brag about how powerful I am, but because I feel guilty! What do you think I can say when I come up? Professor Yu said that you can talk nonsense when you go up!"
There was another roar of laughter, and they were relieved to see that Fat Brother was still so funny.
"Today's content is how to find inspiration in life!"
The students down there froze as soon as they heard it. They thought the fat guy would say something different, but they didn't expect these same clichés.
"However, when I came up just now and saw a pair of malicious eyes below, I wondered if I was planning to pick a thorn in my side? So I won't talk about that today. I'll chat with everyone casually. Anyway, Professor Yu said that as long as After two hours of speaking, the school will take care of the meals!"
"Hahahaha!"
The students couldn't stop laughing, but some of the elderly teachers below were full of displeasure. I don't know why Lao Yu wanted to invite such a guy to give a speech. A farce!
The fat brother cleared his throat and continued: "Let me tell you something. A while ago, a foreign friend asked me that you had such a good relationship with the Grand Duke of Fort Eck. Would you consider emigrating? I thought to myself, why emigrate? "
Seeing that the fat man began to talk seriously, many people who were waiting to criticize pricked up their ears and listened attentively, thinking that if you can't say one, two, three, then let me see what I will do to you!
"Everyone knows that I went abroad a while ago. I traveled to several countries with our colleagues for the Xingyou mobile phone. My first stop was the Hebrew country in the Middle East. This country is full of disasters. How difficult it is but a world power, so I am full of interest in them."
"I believe many people have checked luggage at the airport, right? It only takes five or six minutes in China, right?"
"Correct!"
"It can be done in 2 minutes!"
"Yes, but the Hebrew security personnel questioned me for half an hour that day! What is your name and surname? Where did you come from? What school did you study and what did you work? Which countries have you been to? What dreams have you ever had? What papers have you written and who have you loved? Ask them all!"
Immediately, many people felt that this was the unfair treatment of Chinese people outside, and their faces were filled with discontent.
"I felt very offended at the time, what did I do to me, and made me look like a terrorist! The local staff who came to pick us up at the time quickly stepped forward and explained that this is actually the norm for our Hebrew Airlines.
Since their founding, they have been attacked by various terrorist forces. Countries in the Arab world have not recognized their country so far, so they can only use this safest but also the most stupid method to investigate dangers! "
"He told me that the country is too small and there are too many attacks, we can't afford to lose!"
When he said this, Fat Brother had a serious face, and everyone below was also tense. Even the teachers and professors in the front row who were dissatisfied with Fat Brother at first put aside their prejudices and listened to him attentively.
Maybe Zhou could really say something!
(End of this chapter)
Fat Brother is going to give a speech at the Central Conservatory of Music.
The piano professor of the alto, the master Yu Yong in the domestic music industry finally found Fat Brother.
Fat brother actually declined the invitation when he first received it, because you can’t let me speak, so I will speak right away, first I want to try, because I don’t want to spit at me after I finish speaking The person who lost his shoes in the water...
Just kidding, some schools are willing to invite him, a high school student, to give a speech. Fat guy will wake up laughing at night in his dreams, but he thinks it is a bit inappropriate for him to be a non-major student to give music lectures to alto students who are receiving formal education, even if it is Students dare to listen, but he dare not speak!
Fortunately, Professor Yu said, you can talk about whatever you want, even if you go up to talk about stand-up comedy!
After Fat Brother accepted Zhongyin's invitation, Zhongyin's official Weibo immediately announced the news on the Internet, which immediately aroused heated discussions on the Internet.
"Has Fat Brother finally embarked on the routine of giving a speech at school?"
"I really want to go. I'm a Sanda student. My coach said that I need to watch more duels between masters. I don't know if Fatty will talk about this on the day of his speech!"
"Are you here upstairs to be funny? Fat brother is going to give a speech at the Conservatory of Music, not the Physical Education College."
"Everyone, come quickly, there is an honest man upstairs!"
"I bet Fat Brother is going to make trouble!"
"He's a high school student who couldn't even pass the college entrance examination. How can he be popular if he doesn't rely on making troubles?"
"I think the relevant departments are going to regulate colleges and universities. Everyone is invited to the school. What can an actor who doesn't know a few characters go to the school to talk about it? It's just misleading people!"
"Fuck! It's so sour! There's a lemon essence hidden here! Who is it? Who the hell!"
Regardless of whether everyone supports or opposes it, since Fat Brother himself agreed, he will finish speaking on his knees.
Alto's campus.
"Where are you going, brother?"
"I'll take a seat in the auditorium."
"It's only 12 o'clock, and the speech is at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, why are you panicking!"
"The one in the dormitory next door left early. I'm afraid that if I go late, I won't even have a place to stand. Are you going?"
"Go! Take a seat for me first, and I'll go to the cafeteria to get some steamed buns."
…………
"Professor Hui Huiyu is your lecturer, do you have any preferential treatment?"
"What preferential treatment?"
"Such as being able to sit in the front row!"
"You have a beautiful idea. If you don't hurry up, you can only stand at the door!"
"Give me another 2 minutes, at least let me draw some eyeliner!"
"Aren't you going, Lingling?"
"Of course! Otherwise, how could I make Zhou Oran unable to step down!"
Several people in the girls' dormitory looked at each other when they saw the roommate named Lingling walking out the door with a pile of books.
When the time came to 3000:[-] pm, Pang Gemao opened a gap in the curtain in the background, and saw that the auditorium with [-] people outside was already full, and there were countless guns and short guns in front of it.
"Old Yu, there are more than 3000 people, right?"
Fat Brother turned around and asked Professor Yu Yong with a wry smile.
"Maybe students from other departments who don't have classes came to join in the fun. You are a celebrity, and it's normal for students to be curious. Wouldn't it be better if more people listened!"
Professor Yu waved his hand and said indifferently.
Fat Brother took another sneak peek. This is not just a few more people, at least a thousand more people!
And what kind of students are those in the front row, students with a lot of beards!
"Those cameras?"
"Hi! They are all interest clubs within the academy, don't worry about joining them, just talk about them!"
Yu Yong dismissed Fat Brother with a few words.
I believe you have a ghost!
Are you interested in the president's guns and short guns so complete!Even the logo on the top is properly posted!
"The speech is about to start, please keep the venue quiet and turn your phone to vibrate..."
The host is doing some pre-start work.
"Next, let's applaud the general manager of Spark Games, famous philanthropist, famous singer, actor, and excellent songwriter, Mr. Zhou Buran!"
"Clap clap clap clap!"
Immediately afterwards, everyone saw Fat Brother walking up from the backstage with a microphone in his hand, looking back at his introduction on the big screen while walking.
After the applause gradually died down, Fat Brother raised the microphone and said to everyone in the audience solemnly: "Let me declare first that I definitely did not write this introduction. If anyone makes trouble later, please find the leaders of the academy!"
There was a burst of laughter underneath.
"Thanks to the trust of the leaders of the college, especially to Professor Yu for the invitation, which made me relieved and finally had the opportunity to enter the university campus. I always thought that I would stop in high school."
"Actually, Professor Yu approached me several times. I said this not to brag about how powerful I am, but because I feel guilty! What do you think I can say when I come up? Professor Yu said that you can talk nonsense when you go up!"
There was another roar of laughter, and they were relieved to see that Fat Brother was still so funny.
"Today's content is how to find inspiration in life!"
The students down there froze as soon as they heard it. They thought the fat guy would say something different, but they didn't expect these same clichés.
"However, when I came up just now and saw a pair of malicious eyes below, I wondered if I was planning to pick a thorn in my side? So I won't talk about that today. I'll chat with everyone casually. Anyway, Professor Yu said that as long as After two hours of speaking, the school will take care of the meals!"
"Hahahaha!"
The students couldn't stop laughing, but some of the elderly teachers below were full of displeasure. I don't know why Lao Yu wanted to invite such a guy to give a speech. A farce!
The fat brother cleared his throat and continued: "Let me tell you something. A while ago, a foreign friend asked me that you had such a good relationship with the Grand Duke of Fort Eck. Would you consider emigrating? I thought to myself, why emigrate? "
Seeing that the fat man began to talk seriously, many people who were waiting to criticize pricked up their ears and listened attentively, thinking that if you can't say one, two, three, then let me see what I will do to you!
"Everyone knows that I went abroad a while ago. I traveled to several countries with our colleagues for the Xingyou mobile phone. My first stop was the Hebrew country in the Middle East. This country is full of disasters. How difficult it is but a world power, so I am full of interest in them."
"I believe many people have checked luggage at the airport, right? It only takes five or six minutes in China, right?"
"Correct!"
"It can be done in 2 minutes!"
"Yes, but the Hebrew security personnel questioned me for half an hour that day! What is your name and surname? Where did you come from? What school did you study and what did you work? Which countries have you been to? What dreams have you ever had? What papers have you written and who have you loved? Ask them all!"
Immediately, many people felt that this was the unfair treatment of Chinese people outside, and their faces were filled with discontent.
"I felt very offended at the time, what did I do to me, and made me look like a terrorist! The local staff who came to pick us up at the time quickly stepped forward and explained that this is actually the norm for our Hebrew Airlines.
Since their founding, they have been attacked by various terrorist forces. Countries in the Arab world have not recognized their country so far, so they can only use this safest but also the most stupid method to investigate dangers! "
"He told me that the country is too small and there are too many attacks, we can't afford to lose!"
When he said this, Fat Brother had a serious face, and everyone below was also tense. Even the teachers and professors in the front row who were dissatisfied with Fat Brother at first put aside their prejudices and listened to him attentively.
Maybe Zhou could really say something!
(End of this chapter)
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