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Chapter 318 Why can this mobile phone become a master?
Fat Brother's "black material" was cleared at lightning speed before it made the headlines.

Many netizens who eat melons didn't even know about it, and were wiped out in the bud by Han Yuyun's few words, and even Fat Brother himself didn't know about it!

Because he didn't have the habit of paying attention to Weibo on a regular basis, Gu Pan, Dai Zhiyang or Miss Han told him about big and small things, and now they have selective amnesia...

After a busy day, the fat guy drove Han Yuyun back home, he turned on the TV and tuned to the "Huaxia Entrepreneur" channel, and hurriedly patted the sofa next to him to signal her to hurry up Sit over.

Han Yuyun sighed secretly, you are really my enemy!

But he still sat next to Fat Brother.

"Inherit the past and embrace the future! Welcome everyone to watch "Huaxia Entrepreneur" on time, I am Chai Han!"

"The survey shows that the age of Chinese entrepreneurs is getting younger and younger. They have gradually entered the stage and become an indispensable force in building a commercial society. In this issue, we interviewed the best of this generation of young entrepreneurs——Zhou Zhou otherwise!"

At this time, there are business bosses watching the program in front of the TV, some are fans of Fat Brother, some are watching it alone at home, they are watching it with business partners in the hotel box, and some are watching it in public places such as the airport. big tv.

The screen went black, and then a line of eye-catching words displayed: "At 7:30 in the morning, at the door of Zhou Buan's house."

The bleary-eyed Zhou appeared at the door, making those bosses who were already unhappy with him even more unhappy. He was lazy, had no sense of time, and couldn't plan himself!
Some people in the audience are envious of the mansion of Zhou Oran's family, and some have inexplicable hatred. They think that Zhou Oran, a star who can only sing and dance, has no contribution to society. Why can he make so much money? The program I watched was called "Huaxia Entrepreneur".

Taking advantage of the time when Fat Brother went upstairs to change clothes, Chai Han also smiled and said to the camera: "I think Zhou Oror should have many qualities unique to this generation of young people, such as strong execution, and desire to live and work freely. Like to stick to the rules, they know how to adjust life better than our generation."

"Hmph! Shit yearning for freedom, this Chai Han really knows how to put gold on that kid's face. To put it bluntly, he has poor ability to withstand pressure, so he runs away when something happens!"

At this time, eight or nine middle-aged men in a private room of a high-end restaurant took the time to watch TV during the intermission between drinking and changing glasses, and a potbellied "successful person" said disdainfully.

"What Mr. Li said is true. I also feel that the young people nowadays are unbearable. They can't bear a little bit of hardship. It's hard to work overtime. How can people at that time compare to us!"

Another man who looked like a boss agreed.

"Hey, life is better now. We would starve to death if we didn't suffer! What about them? If we don't suffer, we will go back to eat the old!"

The other man said that everyone could no longer agree with him, and they all raised their wine glasses to toast him.

The show was still going on, and when Hu Laosan came to the door carrying a snakeskin bag of freshly salvaged fresh seafood, the viewers who hadn't eaten almost made their mouths drool.

Lobster with thick arms!All kinds of shrimps, crabs, shells and abalones were sorted and put in the kitchen for Fat Brother, and Mr. Hu said that as long as Fat Brother is willing to eat, he will always give them away, free of charge!
At this time, on the video website that is playing simultaneously, the barrage is already "covering the sky and blocking out the sun".

"I also want to have a friend who is a fisherman!"

"Do you think your fisherman friends will also send you seafood like this?! Let the old man wake you up with a pee!"

"My family is a fisherman. Such a bag will sell for at least [-] thousand in the market. I am reluctant to give it away."

"You mean this is the trustee invited by the fat brother?"

"That's not true. I guess the fat brother helped them."

"In the past, fishermen relied on the Sea Dragon King to reward them with food. Since a genius discovered the shortcut of sonar to get rich..."

"Fuck! Why didn't I think of that!"

"What are you talking about upstairs?"

"Tiantian dragon meat is greasy, let alone seafood, what is there to envy."

"Who is eating lemons? Why are they so sour!"

When the netizens were joking, the fat guy in the camera had already changed his clothes and went downstairs to prepare to leave. Seeing that he was just a piece of bread and a glass of milk in the morning, many people said he was putting on airs, but the female fans of the fat guy felt distressed. No wonder the fat guy seems to have lost weight again on TV. Will his girlfriend take care of him~
Seeing Fat Brother get into the car with the program crew, everyone immediately cheered up when they saw the interior of the car. This is the car that Chai Han was surprised at first glance!

Seeing Fat Brother put a unique mobile phone in the mosaic position, the audience in front of the TV didn't realize what was going to happen next, they were still staring at the position next to the mobile phone, as if there was going to be a It looks like a little monster that scares everyone.

Fat Brother: "Hi Xiaoxing!"

"Hi master, what are your orders!"

Fat Brother: "Help me choose a way to the studio."

"Master, please wait a moment!"

"The path planning is successful. The optimal route from home to studio is 32 kilometers and takes about 41 minutes. Are you sure you want to use this plan?"

"Sure!"

The audience in front of the TV was stunned. The box full of "bosses" was deadly silent, and everyone's eyes were wide open. The content on the TV made it hard for them to accept for a while!

What is Zhou doing?He is talking to the phone? !

The most shocking thing is that the phone is actually answering him! ! !

Netizens are more imaginative, but they also expressed unacceptable behavior of the fat brother in the show!

"Hurry up and tell me personally, this is for the effect of the show!!"

"Is fat brother on the phone?"

"That cell phone is talking! It's talking! And it's...it's still working?! Did you see it downstairs?"

"Fucking old man saw it! That cell phone is helping Fat Brother to navigate! It's too late, am I still awake from yesterday's drink?"

"This is a plot that can only be seen in science fiction dramas!"

Everyone thought this was the end, but Xiao Xing’s performance was even more exaggerated, carefully reminding Fat Brother of his schedule, new email reminders and reading aloud, voice reply to emails, real-time weather reminders, and Fat Brother would automatically search for any information he wanted. Help recommend answers, voice control the entire phone, and even tell jokes!
Netizens have been stunned, didn't they say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become elites!Why can this mobile phone be refined?
Just when everyone was shocked, Fat Brother dropped another bomb.

"This is the first artificial intelligence mobile phone we launched. I am still a little hesitant. I won't talk about the twists and turns in the middle, but when I brought it back to China and saw that domestic netizens unconditionally supported Xingyou, My confidence was strengthened, and I told the staff that the next mobile phone must have Xiaoxing!"

"Damn it! I said it wasn't that simple back then!"

"It's the truth! No wonder the Marine Corps was dispatched to hunt across borders to make such a big commotion!"

"So, this little star was developed by us?"

"Are you fucking stupid upstairs? If the Americans developed it, wouldn't Fat Brother have the ability to sneak in and steal it?"

"If it wasn't developed by us, it is estimated that the U.S. imperialists would have directly bombarded Fat Brother's residence. I guess they just want to keep alive!"

"Fat brother, hold on! Although I just bought a mobile phone, as soon as the third generation of Xingyou comes out, I will change my mobile phone immediately!"

"A small advertisement, the high-end White Shark mobile phone that I just bought half a month ago, the invoice box is in it, the original price is [-], now it's [-], if you want to chat privately!"

"The second generation of Star Game I just bought a week ago! Fat brother, you are trying to force me to death!"

(End of this chapter)