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Chapter 405 Who is stupid?

At 10:[-], the auditorium was so full that there was not even a place to stand, and there were many teachers among them who wanted to come over to see how charming Zhou was, who fascinated these students, and the speech officially began !
There was no host to make opening remarks and introductions, so the fat brother came on stage suddenly, and looked at the audience with a smile. It wasn't until the loud shouts sounded from the front row that the students behind knew that the fat brother had come out.

In order to fit the theme, Fat Brother specially chose a light gray single-breasted imitation monk's clothing today. It looks full of ancient charm. Those who like to stand out from the outside world think that Zhou is trying to make a gimmick in an unconventional way.

"Good morning, leaders, teachers and students. It is a great honor to receive the invitation from Peking University's School of Liberal Arts. In fact, I hesitated for a long time before coming here. I wanted to tell Director Liu that this matter should be fine. If I don't speak well, I will be bombarded How embarrassing to step down..."

"will not!"

"Brother Fat, we won't chase you away!"

"Brother Fat, no one here has the right to drive you away just because of your "Will Entering Wine"!"

Before the words were finished, the students below started yelling, telling the teachers of the Faculty of Arts below not to be too sour, but what can they do to be sour, otherwise Ren Zhou could write a work like "Will Enter the Wine", They don't have his skills.

No one noticed that a special guest came to Fat Brother's speech. A pair of slightly cloudy eyes under the brim of the hat stared at Zhou Buan who was in high spirits on the stage with a complicated expression.

The fat guy on the stage continued: "Before I came, Director Liu asked me what the theme of today's speech is. In fact, I didn't think about what to say or what kind of thoughts to convey to everyone. The purpose of my coming is to share with you Let's talk briefly about poetry, I really want to know what the students from top universities in China look like."

A few simple words immediately eased the faces of many students who were resistant in the audience. Almost everyone who came to Peking University to give a speech was full of rhetoric and preaching, but it’s really true for someone like Zhou who can put down his body not much.

"Since we are talking about poetry, I would like to ask the students in the Faculty of Arts, do you regret the major you chose?"

The auditorium, which was bustling just now, suddenly became quiet.

Regret?
I am afraid that some young teachers here are thinking more about this question.

From the perspective of academic status alone, their job-very good!
But if the economy determines status, this career is really not good.

Most of these teachers need to support their families, and they are far more shy than when others praise him "the gardener is hardworking". The complaint they hear the most is "how much do you earn as a teacher a month?" money" and the like.

Don't mention how embarrassing the leaders of the school and the professors from the Faculty of Liberal Arts are. Otherwise, Zhou is here to make trouble, or what?Liu Anmin even kept winking at Zhou Oran who was on the stage.

"Does anyone regret it?"

But Fat Brother continued to ask questions as if he didn't see it, and even increased his volume.

"Have."

"regret!"

Scattered voices came from below, and more people showed hesitant expressions. The teacher was sitting next to him, who would dare.

"Can you tell me why you regret it?"

Fat Brother ignored the teacher of the Faculty of Arts with an ugly face and continued to ask.

Now there are more people answering his questions. I didn't say I regret it, but I complained about the head office, right?
After buzzing around for a while, Fat Brother raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet: "I've heard a rough idea. Some say it's hard to get a job, some say they're unemployed after graduation, and some say they can't even find a girlfriend?"

There was a burst of laughter from below.

"Actually, in the final analysis, everyone feels that hobbies can't support themselves. Can you understand it this way?"

"can!"

"can!"

"I made a song "Pipa Xing" a while ago, does anyone here remember the full text?"

"me!"

"I remember!"

"I can recite it backwards!"

Fat Brother pointed out: "That male student in the red hoodie, I think you are the most active, can you recite the whole text?"

Fan Kai was full of disbelief, opened his eyes wide and pointed at himself.

"Yes, it's you."

Fat Brother confirmed.

"I can recite, I can recite! Cough! Xunyang River sees off guests at night, maple leaves and flowers rustle in autumn..."

Fan Kai cleared his throat, and recited "Pipa Xing" with full of rhythm and emotion.

Just after reading the scene, there was a round of applause, which made Fan Kai flushed with excitement as if he was drunk. This was the first time he "performed" in front of so many people since he was a child, and saw so many people like " My own show", a strange emotion rushed into Fan Kai's heart.

"The copyright of this song "Pipa Xing" is now up for auction, does anyone want it?"

Whoa!
Everyone thought that Fat Brother would boast a few words about this song "Pipa Xing", but they didn't expect him to drop a blockbuster as soon as he opened his mouth.

Sell ​​your work?

Poetry is no better than others, especially good poetry works, the author treats him like his own son. You must know that in ancient times, many literati and students would write their poems in the On the "resume", it is used as a stepping stone, which shows the importance of a good work.

In the eyes of some old professors, Zhou Oran sold his own works on the spot. In the eyes of some old professors, he was simply an outlier. This was a blasphemy against poetry!

Although the old professors of the Faculty of Liberal Arts were very displeased, they could still hold back their self-cultivation, but they could hold back, but some couldn't.

"It's disrespectful! In ancient times, there were sages who became saints with writing, but you treated them like cattle and sheep. Otherwise, you are simply not worthy of being called a literati!"

An old man wearing a peaked cap in the arena became angry and looked at him, as if Zhou had really done something outrageous.

"Don't get too excited, old man. I want to eat too. Why not sell some good works at a good price?"

The fat man shrugged, spreading his hands as if helpless.

He didn't know this old man, but many professors in the Faculty of Arts recognized this old man.

"Why does this old man look a bit like Li Changqi from Bangzi Kingdom?"

"What does it look like, he is!"

"Ah? He is the one known as the master of contemporary poetry in Bangzi Country? Why did he come here!"

"The one who was stepped on by Zhou Oran a while ago is probably someone. He must have come here to ask for an explanation."

Hearing Fat Brother's explanation, the old man seemed to have heard the most absurd joke in the world: "You want to eat? It's ridiculous! With so much property, do you still need to support yourself by selling poems!"

"Correct!"

Fat Brother yelled suddenly, almost frightening Li Changqi's arrhythmia, and everyone in the auditorium trembled from his sudden utterance.

"I don't need to rely on this to make a living, so what about other people? Don't these students need it in the future! Or do they change their majors as soon as they graduate? I can't even afford it, what's the use of guarding this humble dignity? Tell me, is this ridiculous!"

Speaking of the last sentence, Fat Brother no longer looked at the old man, but his eyes swept across the audience. No one answered, but no one bowed their heads. Everyone's eyes already showed the answer.

Is this funny?

Just now he thought that Zhou was a "rebellious" person, now he feels that he is the stupidest one!

(End of this chapter)