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Chapter 486 I am a workshop leader

"Have you heard? Teacher Fan passed out during the live broadcast of the art show last night!"

"It's not that I fainted! It's that I farted loudly while singing!"

"What are you all talking about? Mr. Ren Fan suddenly wanted to rap while singing!"

"Oh, anyway, something happened to him during the live broadcast of the party last night!"

The famous singer Mr. Fan now wants to die. He hates why he has to eat so full at night, but suddenly hiccups in the middle of singing, what a stain on his life!There is no guarantee for the evening festival!
Generally, there is a delay in the party, just to prevent emergencies. On such a serious occasion as the flood fighting and disaster relief performance, it doesn’t matter if you hiccup or fart, it’s not appropriate. The backstage staff of the party really want to help their beloved Teacher Fan The part where he hiccupped was stuck, but Mr. Fan didn't know what to do if he was stunned by the hiccups. After the hiccups, he couldn't find the tune all the way, which made the backstage staff very distressed.

Teacher Fan really didn't expect that he would be able to make headlines at an old age, and he was with Zhou Oran, a pop singer he didn't like, but when the media wrote about him, they always said "same stage with Zhou Oran The singer Fan Jian made a fool of himself during the performance", and the media focused on Zhou Oran.

The media's sense of smell is very keen. When the head of the front row listened to the song "For Whom" by Fat Brother yesterday, he knew that this song must be popular.

They wouldn't be happy if it wasn't popular, not to mention the soldiers at the scene yesterday were sung to tears by Zhou Oran, and many reporters at the scene were crying. It doesn't matter whether the theme is the main theme, the key is that the song is good.

In addition to reporting on Fat Brother’s song "For Whom", which made everyone cry, the media also had to mention the donations from people from all walks of life.

The amount of donations that can be announced by the host on the spot is at least 200 million, and even more can be published in the news. The starting price is 500 million. There is no way, the space is limited, other companies seem to be more familiar with this kind of routine, several Big companies are all exactly 500 million, with the exception of Fat Brother, who donated 2000 million in his own name.

It was supposed to be a good talk, but I didn’t expect that Fat Brother’s 2000 million donation made people unhappy again. Before the money arrived, someone popped up on the Internet for no reason and said that celebrities should donate more. Just make a movie and make a few dollars. One billion, but it turned out that something happened, so I was willing to take out such a point, and the rhythm was crazy on the Internet.

These trolling fat guys on the Internet don’t take it very seriously now. If he really wants to care about it, he doesn’t have to do anything all day long. However, he is a little surprised that he seems to have stopped recruiting gangsters for a long time. Why did he suddenly So many sunspots popped up again at once.

After finishing his official business, the fat brother wanted to do some other things again, so he asked Dai Zhiyang to arrange himself into the "Celebrity Imitation Show" of Beijing Satellite TV.

"Are you imitating Fat Brother's singing? I hear your voice sounds like it."

"Wow, you can easily mistake the real one with this makeup, brother!"

"Hey, you are well prepared. Isn't your body the one you wore at Fat Brother's concert at the end of last year?"

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When Fat Brother rushed to the backstage, several young people who had been auditioned to participate in the "finals" were teasing each other. They were all Fat Brother's fans. With such a relationship, they seemed to have no special relationship with each other. What is familiar to me is that the little brother who drives the taxi is also there.

Several other contestants were chatting enthusiastically, and the fat brother came, and the others were dumbfounded when they saw it.

"My friend, you look too similar!"

"Brother, you must have plastic surgery, right?"

Fat Brother was about to speak when the staff of the program group came over in a hurry, clapped their hands to signal everyone to listen to him and said: "When you are ready to go on stage later, please give an OK gesture to our staff to see, Do you understand everything?"

Following the example of the other people, Fat Brother nodded both excitedly and nervously, expressing that he understood that the cameras in the backstage were always pointing at these people, and these shots would also be cut into the show when it was broadcast later.

"Meng Li, you stand first."

The staff said to the taxi driver brother who was familiar with Fat Brother.

Fat Brother and other contestants cheered for him one after another. Meng Lili, the driver, took a deep breath, then lowered his head and rushed onto the stage.

"In the face of this boring life

buy a mask
pretend to be tough
Laughing and jumping into the sea of ​​people"

Meng Li chose a piece of "One Person" by Fat Brother, and chose such a difficult song to imitate. It is impossible for him to have any skills. Fat Brother helped him sweat in the background until the end of the song, although the song was over , but in the second half, there was obviously a lack of breath.

"I think you are imitating Zhou Buan who has a bad cold and a stuffy nose."

Fat Brother who was waiting in the backstage felt that the voice of the vicious judge was familiar, so he took a sneak peek and found that it was indeed an old acquaintance. The program team invited the singer Gao Zong who had collaborated with "Where Are We Going, Dad" before.

Before coming here, Dai Zhiyang only said that the program team invited his acquaintances to be the judges, but he didn't expect to find Gao Zong. If you are familiar with it, Gao Zong is the cheapest way to find it.

"It's okay, can you introduce yourself first?"

Another female judge named Yu Zixin, whom the fat guy didn't know, said softly, and helped the taxi boy on the stage.

After learning that Meng Lili is a taxi driver, the audience expressed their surprise, and then the three judges scored. Meng Lili scored 23 points under the competition system with a full score of 6 points. Except for Gao Zong who gave [-] points, The other two gave a relatively high score.

The second contestant who played was also a singing type. The song he chose was "Unfortunately No If". Fat Brother felt that he was a bit more like Meng Lili's imitation, but I don't know why the score was lower, mainly due to Gao Zong After the No.2 contestant went down, there was a lot of noise in the auditorium. Everyone felt that there was something wrong with the judges' scoring.

Fat Brother was the third one to play. Although he had a "very similar face", he still wanted to show some talent, so he chose the popular song "She Said".

Gao Zong was chatting and laughing with the female judges next to him, when suddenly he heard screams from the audience behind, and several judges quickly looked up at the stage.

I go!This is too similar!
"Wait a minute, before he performs, I want him to introduce himself first, do you agree? I seriously doubt that he is Zhou Buan!"

As soon as Yu Zixin saw the fat guy on the stage, she immediately stood up and faced the audience with one hand raised high to stop everyone's voices, and asked loudly.

"Okay, contestant, can you introduce yourself first?"

After asking, Yu Zixin looked at the fat brother on the stage and asked again.

"I, um, my name is Zhang Sheng, a leader of my fourth factory."

The fat guy on the stage said "hesitating and fumbling".

"Elongation? What is elongation?"

Yu Zixin tilted her head curiously.

"Leader, just the leader of our leader, I have a lot of people under my command."

The "down-to-earth" fat brother said with pride.

Yu Zixin was still in a daze, and the male judges on the other side helped her out. To put it bluntly, the elongator is the role of the workshop team leader, but he is called differently.

"Then, don't all the colleagues in your factory know Zhou?"

Yu Zixin continued to ask.

"Of course! The little girls in our factory say they like Zhou the most, and me next."

"Zhang Sheng" on the stage said proudly. As soon as the words fell, the audience burst into laughter.

"Is it because you look like Zhou?"

Gao Zong cut in and asked.

"No four, no four, I would like to cite the charisma of Chinese people. After all, I have four leaders, and my monthly salary is more than 600 yuan more than that of ordinary workers!"

The audience below were laughing like crazy, who the hell is this guy named Zhang Sheng? This mouthful of plastic mandarin is simply irresistible.

"Okay, please start your performance!"

Yu Zixin suppressed a smile and stretched out his hand to signal.

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