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Chapter 492 You're the one who scolded me

Netizen: I don't have the ability to score goals, but it's a set of reasons to find out, shame!

Yuan Xiang: You can do it!
Netizen: Do you still want to compare with Fat Brother?Don't piss and take care of your own virtues!People reward you with a hammer!
Yuan Xiang: No matter what, I tried my best. We have conveyed our unyielding sportsmanship to the world. Otherwise, what else would he do?What else would you do besides knowing that you would bring a bunch of idiot fans to yell and drink in the country?
Good guy, when the map bomb was fired, all those watching and diving were blown out. As soon as Fat Brother opened Weibo, he saw that Yuan Xiang was asking himself whether he was helpful to social progress in "righteous words".

Are you using me as a backer?

Fat Brother was upset that his film was only shortlisted for one best foreign language film, but he somehow got blamed here. Yuan Xiang obviously tried to provoke a conflict with Zhou Otherwise to divert everyone's attention, so that everyone should not Pay attention to their 30 expenses that day and the zero-to-five result, the fat brother will let him succeed?
"One hundred reasons why the national football team lost, I don't want to thank you!
1. The turf is too hard
2. The turf is too soft
3. Not suitable for broad-leaved grass and other grasses
4. Snow

5: rain

6、Hail
7. The sun is too good
8. Too cold or too hot
9. The ball is too soft or too hard
10. Lukewarm (cannot cause trouble to the opponent)

11. On-site factors: A. The referee helps them B. The referee does not help us

C. The opponent's body is too strong D. The opponent's technique is too delicate
E. The goal post helped them F. The opponent’s goalkeeper performed exceptionally well
G, supplementary time is too short H, supplementary time is too long

12. Off-court factors: A. The away game, the atmosphere affects B. The home game, too much interference
C. The audience did not cheer for us D. Someone threw a grenade into the field

13. Opponents fight aggressively and the opponent moves too much, which is not a technical genre

14. It is a school of technology for opponents to scramble and neglect each other, and the technology is better than ours

15. The opponent's tackle is moderate, the opponent's steal is clean, we need to learn

16. Long-sleeved jerseys are inconvenient and always awkward, affecting performance

17. The short-sleeved jersey feels cold today, but it is also short-sleeved, so I can’t play well.
18. I am not used to the new jersey, wear it slowly a few times, the jersey is very important for performance

19...

Everyone is welcome to add! "

The fat brother checked it and clicked send after he felt that there was no problem.

"Brother, what are you looking at, you laugh so cheaply."

In the conference room, Zhao Huan looked curiously at the fat guy sitting next to him with a smirk on his face and whispered.

"Be serious during the meeting! Why are you staring at me!"

Fat Brother pretended to be displeased and glared at Zhao Huan.

"Brother, you are still amazing. I can't compare to you just because of my shame."

Zhao Huan gave a thumbs up with a sincere look on his face, and then turned his head to look at the staff who were talking about the cooperation plan of "Star Soldiers Elite".

The meeting room had only been quiet for 2 minutes, when they heard someone burst out laughing without holding back a "puchi". Everyone followed the prestige, and it turned out to be Chen Jiachan.

Dai Zhiyang glanced at Chen Jiachan with a little displeasure, and the latter immediately shrank his neck and apologized to everyone.

"Push!"

Someone laughed again?This meeting is still closed!
"Chen Jiachan! Don't you think you need to give everyone an explanation!"

Dai Zhiyang was already a little angry, and the manager sitting behind Chen Jiachan also came out to apologize to Dai Zhiyang. Chen Jiachan is a ghost today or something, why is she so ignorant, she has to choose such an occasion to get sick!
"President Dai, I'm sorry, I, I... all blame Fat Brother!"

Chen Jiachan was so frightened that she hurriedly stood up, faltered for a long time without explaining clearly, and finally pointed at Fat Brother.

"I?"

Fat brother was delighted when he heard it, did I tickle you?Why does everyone like to blame me these two days!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry Mr. Dai, I promise I won't read Fat Brother's Weibo again in future meetings!"

Chen Jiachan was so stared at by Dai Zhiyang's death stare that she almost cried.

"This is about my Weibo..."

Fat Brother was about to deny it, when he suddenly remembered the Weibo post he had just posted, and felt a little embarrassed that this guy was so rare.

"Hahahaha! Brother, why are you so bad! The opponent's skills are too delicate...haha!"

When the atmosphere was a little awkward, that second idiot Zhao Huan suddenly slapped Fat Brother on the shoulder and burst out laughing.

Chen Jiachan, who had managed to hold back her laughter, was caught by this guy, and burst into laughter again.

Dai Zhiyang looked at the two of them speechlessly. Today's meeting is impossible!
There was laughter in the meeting room, but it was much more lively online than this!Duan Zishou Fat Brother reappeared in Jianghu and updated a long Weibo, and even named Aite to receive goods from Yuan Xiang and the official Weibo of the National Football Team. This is not a provocation.

"I can't stop laughing, fat brother, are you a funny man?"

"Brother Fat is indeed the number one brother in the joke world, I have to accept it!"

"Just now I read it several times carefully, and found that Fat Brother didn't say anything nonsense."

"From now on, the fat brother in the Duanzi world will be the second, who dares to be the first!"

"Come and see the national football team, you guys have all the reasons you said yesterday!"

"You all blamed the national football team wrongly. We bully people everywhere in table tennis. The national football team actually apologized specifically for this matter."

"I believe what the upstairs said, because Somalia is fighting a war right now, and their national football team is improvised. In terms of strength, it is no match for the national football team selected by our whole country!"

"Somalia has no substitute, the goalkeeper is a chef, two homeless people, one runs a bakery, the other walks the dogs of the rich, and two fishermen... Alas, to be able to play like this, I believe our national football team really tried their best .”

The national football team claims to be an elite selected from a population of more than one billion people. How can these stinky netizens be "humiliated" like this. Usually, it's fine if they can't find someone who stands out, but this time it's Zhou who jumped out by himself. Do you think our national football team is vegetarian? !

What's more, Fat Brother really disgusted them. The one hundred reasons why the national football team he made up has now become popular all over the Internet, and even the variety shows of some TV stations can be seen everywhere on major websites, and those hateful netizens They also actively used their ingenuity and wisdom, so they made up a whole hundred items later.

Nima!Otherwise, you stinky hooligan!You know what people outside are saying about us now!

The team immediately stood up and strongly condemned Zhou Buran's behavior. The players of the national football team went overseas for honor. It's fine if you don't support and encourage them.If you win, you will ignore it, and if you lose, you will point your nose and scold. If things go on like this, who else is willing to play for the national football team?

I also deliberately added Fat Brother's Weibo, which means that this Weibo is for you to read, and you should not reflect on it.

Netizens are happy to see it
"Don't tell me if you lose? The five-star hotel you go out to live in, the sports car your players buy, have my tax money, can I say it?!"

"If you win, you can't see it? Tell yourself, which game you won? You can't even compare to the fucking women's football, a bunch of trash!"

"Hurry up and disband, you will be ashamed all day long!"

"Brother, it's time to eat."

Zhao Huan knocked on the door of Fat Brother's office with two boxes of lunch in his hands, and when he saw Fat Brother flickering on the phone screen with a smirk on his face, he immediately became excited.

"Brother, are you swearing again, let me see!"

As he said that, he couldn't wait to put down his lunch box and took out his mobile phone.

(End of this chapter)